ALOHA FANFICTION!

I'm grovyleTheGreat!

oh now I have an ask fm account... it's under the name Viridi the nature freak

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stuff of randomness...NYAN!

My favorite pokemon is absol.

I'm the eldest out of my two siblings. brother and the youngest is my lil sis

My favorite pokemon video game is... POKEMON MYSTERY DUNGEON RED RESCUE TEAM! (yes I play gameboy because i'm with it.) however i only get charmander, skitty(NYAN), eevee, mudkip, psyduck, and treecko...

Funniest Things To do:

1. Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
2. Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
3. Put a dora doll in the middle of K-Mart.When someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING".
4. Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread.
5. Go to a pet shop and buy bird seed. Then ask the clerk how long it will take the birds to grow
6. Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"
7. Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead.
8. Drive a tricycle past a cop while drinking a juice pouch screaming "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME".
9. Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy.
10. Come late to school and when the teacher asks why say your pet rock had a seizure.
11. Go to K-Mart and hide in a bathroom stall when someone opens it say WELCOME TO NARNIA!!
12. Go jump on a random guys back and yell (THE SKY IS FALLING RUN MAN RUN) and see what happens.
13. Go up to a random lady with a daughter and say her son is adorable.
14. Dress up as ronald mcdonald and go apply for a job at burger king.
15. Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment
16. In a public place, hold up a box of cheerios and yell "FREE DONUT SEEDS!".
17. Hide in a public bathroom stall and when someone walks in, say "Ah young one, Welcome to Narnia."".
18. Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.
19. Throw a small plastic ball at some body and then yell "get in your ball you stupid pokemon
20. Make a cardboard car and wait in a carwash line, acting if everythings normal.
21. Go to a horror movie and when everyones quiet scream as loud asyou can... see who jumps.
22. Pick up a bag of sliced turkey in a store and scream WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU!!!!!
23. Inhale some helium, walk up behind a little kid, and say "Follow the yellow brick road!".
24. When you are in a public bathroom yell NOOOOO the toilet took my poop.
25. Fill your mouth with whipped cream, then run down the street screaming "I HAVE RABIES".
26. Go to McDonalds and ask for fries without the potatoes.
27. Put a picture of a dog up on a dating site.
28. Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!"
29. Get into a taxi, when asked where the destination is, yell FOLLOW THAT CAR! And point at a car.
30. Put a cookie into a glass of milk in public, when it sinks scream, "MY COOKIE DROWNED!" and then cry.
31. Go to an Italian restaurant dressed up as Mario. See what happens.
32. Walk into a group of people chatting casually and then say "Are we gonna kill him or what?".
33. Draw a face on an egg, put him on a wall, push him off and scream, "Humpty, NO!!!"
34. Go to a dressing room wait 5 min and yell "Hey there is no toilet paper in here!!!"
35. Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future.
36. Go to Woolworths and grab a pineapple. Start yelling, "I KNOW YOU ARE IN THERE, SPONGEBOB!!".
37. Take a stuffed animal to the vet.
38. Name your hair George, then go to the salon and be upset that they killed him.
39. Bring an extra pair of shorts to do pool dive in and let them float up, watch everybody stare.
40. Go to a movie, and when ever there is a gunshot, scream,"HIT THE FLOOR!!!" And hide under your seat.
41. Walk into Sea World with a fishing pole.
42. Go to a pet shop, buy birdseed, and ask how long it will take to grow.
43. Go in a Dressing room at walmart, and yell " OH NO, There's no toilet paper left!!"
44. Tie a baloon to yourself, and scream and run around saying that it is following you.
45. Go to mcdonalds and ask for directions to burgerking.
46. Smear peanut butter all over yourself and go next door and ask for some bread.
47. Superglue a fake iphone to the ground outside the apple store and watch the mayhem unfold...
48. Go to a library and ask for a book on how to read.
49. Knock on a random door and when then answer Shout "I DON'T KNOW YOU!!" and run away screaming!
50. Dress up as a Gorilla and go to Woolworths and buy a cartfull of bananas.
51. Spin in a roller chair on a busy sidewalk and when people pass you scream "GET OUT OF MY OFFICE!".
52. Get into a taxi, yell "Follow that car!" and point to a parked car.
53. Go into a public place wearing black clothes and follow people telling them your their shadow.
54. Run through a police station and yell " I finally escaped from prison!" .
55. Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
56. Go out in public. then when you see an old guy, go up to him, hug him and shout grandpa your alive.
57. Put an "Open House" sign in front of a random neighbors house.
58. Find a random person on a bench, sit on their lap and say, "My mummy says I'm special."
59. In a very busy shopping mall keep yelling out "Jake! Come here please!" until a guy named Jake comes to you.
60. Mail a doughnut to the police officers .
61. Make a scarecrow then put it in your front yard and scream at it to get off of your property.
62. Go to McDonald's and ask for a sad meal, then yell SAD PEOPLE HAVE TO EAT TOO!!
63. Make loud groans in a public bathroom then drop a cantaloupe in the toilet and sigh in relief.
64. Go to a public bathroom with chocolate on your hands. reach under stall & ask for toilet paper.
65. Hire a taxi. When the man asks you where you want to go, say "To infinity, and beyond".
66. Apply for a job at Burger King and say your name is Wendy McDonald.
67. When at Woolworths run in and find a random person then jump in someones cart saying " ahoy matey!".
68. Go to a couple then scream at the man "you left me for her?!".
69. Go to wal-David Jones and hide in the clothes ,when someone comes pop out and say I'M FROM NARNIA !
70. Buy a package of fish bring it to the vet and scream it's dead!
71. Get up in the middle of Social Studies and yell "They are coming!" then run out screaming.
72. In an elevator, laugh randomly for 5 minutes. Then stare at other passengers like they're crazy.
73. Go to ikea. Hide in a wardrobe. When you hear someone walk by, shout "FOR NARNIA!!!".
74. Throw a book at someone's face and say "You've been facebooked!"
75. Run down the street saying "they're after meh lucky charms" in a little green suit.
76. Walk into a restaurant (avoiding the hostess) and start to take peoples order.
77. Hug a stranger then push them back angrily and say "GET OFF ME WEIRDO".
78. Congratulate everyone coming out of the bathroom stall.
79. Dress up as Ronald McDonald and go to burger king.
80. In a mall shout "hey Pervert" and count how many people turn around.
81. Go to McDonalds dressed as an emo and order a happy meal with extra happy.
82. Go to a romantic movie and every time people are about to kiss scream loudly and throw popcorn.
83. On a really hot day walk outside in ski gear and yell 'whats wrong with you !
84. Wear a snorkel while driving and stare at the people sitting next to you at traffic lights.
85. Walk into a gun show and yell hes got a gun.
86. Buy a cup from burger king and go and ask McDonalds for a refill.
87. Run up to an dude with a beard and scream "Dumbledore! You're alive!" Hug him.
88. Stand in front of a chinese restaurant and ask everyone who comes out... "Are you a ninja warrior?"
89. Walk up to an old person and ask them what they want to be when they grow up.
90. Be loud in a library then tell the person who gets mad at you to "shut up, it's a library."
91. Go to Woolworths and move a wet floor sign to a carpeted area.
92. In the middle of a crowd, yell, "I peed!" and see how many people run away.
93. Walk up to somebody and say "I'm not wearing any pants" People will look down 99% of the time.
94. Go to the mall and scream "THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!" and have a melt down (try to fall in a fountain).
95. Walk into Burger King dress as Ronald McDonald and order a big mac.
96. Get in a crowded elevator and say "I'm sure you're wondering why I've gathered you all here.".
97. Pretend to pass out in a busy place. When someone touches you scream "I WAS SLEEPING!" and run away.
98. Call Dominoes and ask them for Pizza Hut's number.
99. Write "Free Gumballs" on a piece of paper, and tape it to a gumball machine, and watch.
100. Go into a public bathroom and ask the person next to you if they come here often.
101. Buy an eevee doll, go to an office job, yell "GO EEVEE!" And throw eevee at the worker in front of you.
102. Buy a Link costume, go to comic-con and watch everyone stare
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I'm good at fencing, I love mythology, I love jokes, I am insanely enthusiastic, I have insane story ideas, and i'm LEFT handed!

I can play the flute, pan flute, fife, accordian, ukulele, bongos, ORGAN, recorder, gitaur, clarinet, trumpet, piano, violin, and...(Dramatic music) I'M IN MARCHING BAND!

#IMABANDGEEKANDIMPROUDANDIDONTREALLYUNDERSTANDTHISHASHTAGTHINGSOIMJUSTMAKINGAHASHTAGWAYTOOLONGTOBEAHASHTAGSOIFTHISCONFUSESYOUDONTPAYANYMINDTOITWOWIWROTEALOTMAYBEISHOULDSTOPWRITINGTHISHASHTAGSOLONG...?NAH...

I honestly never understood hash tags

My name is Robyn and I'm fifteen, going on sixteen.

My shipping wall

Blazingsun. Blaze and Sunny.

top ten pokemon

10. magikarp- it's so under rated... but you CAN beat the elite four with them... so if you can, do it... I DARE you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9. skitty- no one could ever guess a pink, frilly cat, could single handedly give the elite four a swift beat down, while being so darn adorable

8. shedinja- only killed by critical hits. only the best trainers can use shedinja and not loose their souls...

7. pichu- ukuleles are only useable by ukulele pichu

6. charmander- who doesn't love a fire lizard?

5. mewtwo- looks and sounds like giygue. this is too coincidential to not be true...

4. riolu- my brothers favorite

3. grovyle- well...?

2. mudkip- do I need a reason...?

1. absol- you know how people mistook it for causing disasters when it warns of them...? poor... misunderstood absol...

Top Ten Earthbound Characters

10. Loid- he's so underated by everyone... and he's the original. also, i'm preeety sure he's dr. andonuts... they even wear the same glasses. that would also explain jeffs love of explosives...

9. Kumatora- she's the best. princess. EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8. Pippi- the only four year old I know, who has the guts to go into a graveyard and fight off zombies by punching them.

7. Giygue- did you know that the real reason he was evil, was because George kept taking him into a lab so George could study psychic powers. if I were Maria, I would have smacked George upside his head for that. you don't do that to babies. even... freaky alien babies...

6. Pokey- maybe if his parents were nicer to him, he wouldn't be a bully. he's only trying to keep from getting beat up by others. he didn't know he was doing things wrong, because his father treated him the same way... poor kid...

5. Picky- he and his brother are abused kids. and he seems to take more than his brother.

4. Ninten- his love for oreos and his love for ribs, as well as no personality, makes him exactly like my little sister...

3. Jeff- he looks too much like a good friend of mine. and I love brainiacs

2. Lucas- he's so darn cute!!!!!!!!!! and my friends say I remind them of him...

1. CLAUS- he's cool because he's masked man. cuteness never looked so epic...

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):

1. We have cookies! (last I checked there was chocolate too and we can always steal milk from the jedi)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me: MWAHAHAHAHA!

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys! Isn't that just the awesomest?! (Heck yeah, and if Pittoo or masked man is on the dark side, then the awesomeness got even better)

6. Underlings. Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself

7. Money: Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys? Strange huh...

8. WORLD DOMINATION! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

9. You can curse and talk about blood, and not get sent to a counselor or an asylum

I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.
Repost this if you agree with it.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Darn … we … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will swear at the person who swears at you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

If you're a gamer and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you're against animal abuse, copy this into your profile.

If you're against bullying, copy this into you're profile. 95% of people won't.

If you are against child abuse, copy this into your profile.

If you know a friend who would stick by your side no matter what you do or what happens, copy this into your profile.

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Help PoKéMoN rule the world! Copy this on your profile!

add this to your profile if you LOVE Pokémon

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity (which you don't), here are some actual labels on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (How stupid could you be to do that?)

On a bag of Fritos! "..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (Great way to promote shoplifting!!!!)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (How else would you use it?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But remember..it's just a suggestion...)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late...)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Really?? I wasn't sure...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (I thought that's how you ironed your clothes..oops, forget what I said about ironing clothes!!)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Yeah like kids really work in factories still...)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (You don't say!!)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (That makes me wonder what else I could use it for)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (And that would be...)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Oh My Goodness!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (So they want to give us the real artifical nuts...)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Sure, go ahead and crush another child's dreams!!!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (duh!!)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yeah, I really want to straighten my hair while I'm washing it!!!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (...I thought you used a spoon...)

On a can of bug spray:“Harmful to bees”. (I thought I was harmful to ants)

On a life-saving device: “This is not a life-saving device”. (Note to self, don't buy from this company)

On a TV remote control: “Not dish washer safe”. (So that's why it won't work anymore...)

A New Zealand insect spray: "Not tested on animals." (Obviously.. you tested it on insects, duh!)

A Television Owner’s Manual: "Do not pour liquids into your television set." (People really get payed for writing this??)

A VCR box says:"Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included." (How can you watch it????!!!!!)

A can of self-defense pepper spray:"May irritate eyes." (Really???)

A can of windscreen de-icing spray: "Spray works in sub-zero temperatures." (That helps a lot)

A cardboard sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard: "Do not drive with sunshield in place." (Well, that explains a lot.)

A cartridge for a laser printer: "Do not eat toner." (Awww... but it tastes good)

A computer mouse: "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." (Where did they get that idea...)

A dishwasher carries this warning: "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher." (Oh...Sorry kids, you can't play in there anymore...)

A popular manufactured fireplace log: "Caution - Risk of Fire." (What's it supposed to do...play music?)

A rubber ball toy: "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." (Isn't that why I'm buying it?!)

A sharpening stone: "Knives are sharp." (You don't say!)

A snowblower warns: "Do not use snowthrower on roof." (And how exactly am I supposed to get a snowthrower on the roof?)

A baby stroller:"Remove child before folding." (Oh. Better go get little Bobby out...)

A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists: "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." (Aww, man.)

An electric router made for carpenters: "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." (Shoot! There goes my quick fix to this cavity.)

An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter: "Do not use near fire, flame or sparks." (Okay... then how am I suppose to use it?)

A rock garden: "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." (Ah.)

A Fruit Roll-Up snack: "Remove plastic before eating." (That's why it doesn't taste good...)

On a bag of Marshmellows: "Flammable" (Really? I thought they were fire resistant...oops...)

on the bag for a burger king toy: "keep away from children" (aww... but I want that my little pony toy BADLY!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. Copy and paste this into your profile! XD

Ways to make sure you're insane

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down

Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice

Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that(so funny)

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"

Ask your dog if it's comfortable with its name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright

As often as possible, skip rather than walk

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"

Sing along at the opera

Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you’re not in the mood

When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"

When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They’re loose!!"

If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this onto your profile

The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.

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Why do we ((sleep)) in church, But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie?

Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God, but so ((easy)) to Gossip?

Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy?

Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post, Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones?

Why are ((churches)) getting smaller, But ((bars and clubs)) are growing?

Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.

80 percent of you wont repost this.

When u carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache.
When u open it, he collapses.
When he see's u reading it, he faints.
When he see's u living it, he flees.
And just when your about 2 re-post this, he will try & discourage u.
I just defeated him. Like, Copy, & Paste this if your in God's Army :)

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94% of you won't post this. When
Jesus died on the cross he was
thinking of you. If you're one of 6% that cares, put this on your profile

MY STORIES: that I am currently working on...

(chronological order)

The truth behind his fear... (pokemon/rated T/humor& tragedy)

why was Bugsy (Bob) afraid of toast? what caused it? (it's a little sad, but only funny when you REALLY think about it)

Pokémon mystery dungeon: Blind sight (pmd/rated T/humor& adventure)

Sunny, our main character, was meant to be a lesson to all of us. having some sort of disability or problem that would greatly affect our life in what we want or have to accomplish, does NOT mean we can't do it. It does NOT mean we will be nothing in life with a small flaw! Just because one person is blind, doesn't mean they can't be a hero! because sight is needed by itself, but not when you have other senses to rely on... and a good friend to help you. you can rise to greatness, no matter what you can and can't do.

The misadventures of heroes: Let the random begin! (pmd/rated T/humor& adventure)

some thing I started last year, a few months before school let out... palm Sunday night of 2014, to be exact. the story got so good that my brother told me to publish it after I got a fanfiction account. the story was finished on paper the afternoon of July second, or at least... some thing like that... now all I have to do is type it.

The misadventures of heroes: the insanity within (pmd/rated T/humor& adventure)

the sequel is a work in progress also. I will start typing as soon as I finish the first. there's not much to say about it...

meloetta rules the world (pmd/rated T/humor& parody)

why I don't let my lil' sis write fanfics on my account... anymore...

WARNING: FLAMERS HAVE TO MEET AN UGLY HO-OH BY THE NAME OF ...HELMAROC KING. so please don't flame the grass type.

NYAN :3