hello everyone. sorry for dropping off the face of the earth but a thing called life came up and being me, i focus on that stuff first before writing silly stories. after all, without life, i wouldnt be here writing this fantastic masterpiece of crap.

i feel bad for hoarding this for a while since i do have later parts of the chapter written so im gonna be nice and give you guys the first part of this to say the least.

anyways, lets get started with this shit shall we?
disclaimer for those who dont know, this is a parody fic (parody crack more like) meaning nothing is taken seriously. then again, people love to rustle their jimmies up in parody fics regardless and think theyre better than them when in fact, we all know thats a lie. nothing beats the evil ronald mcdonald, not even i could combat him if i could.

if you read my other parody(did you do it with s-support?), im sorry to confess but this one is waaaaay more stupid than that one.

Chrom and the Fishsticks
Cheepter 6: Universal Studios HELL Part 1

Finally our faithful heroes arrived at their designated stop a few hours later during the evening time. Well, it would have been a lot earlier if Chrom hadn't kept refusing to ride Grima first, seeing how he didn't want to lose his dignity with the fell dragon. After a countless, unnecessary jabbering and excessive arguing, Chrom and the Fishsticks managed to finally get their fellow royal leader to shut his trap and just grim and bear it. So the gang was now at Orlando, Florida staying at the lovely Ritz-Carlton Orlando, Great Lakes because Chrom figured rich people would complain about a motel or Holiday Inn.

He was quite bummed because he wanted to stay at the Keystone Motel and enjoy some of that delicious square pizza. Ness had to inform the Ylissean king that the motel itself was located at St Pete Beach and was nowhere near Orlando at all. Chrom was quite disappointed at first to learn of the grave news however quickly got over it when he remembered something related to fishsticks.

Chrom wondered how his precious fishsticks and his fish friends were doing back with Lucina and that evil heathen Ruben. Unfortunately, Chrom wasn't the brightest individual so he failed to take Dry Bowser's thoughtful advice and blamed the food shortage on his ex-wife and not the fact that he should be a better father.

Rufure was at the hotel lobby to make reservations and to get the rooms.

"Hello welcome to the Ritz-Carlton Orlando Great Lakes. I am none other than Mr. Moesby, the former manager of the Tipton Hotel," said the handsome black man.

"Wait... why did you quit working at the Tipton, I mean-"

Before Rufure could finish, Mr. Moesby cut him off so he can explain the story to the fell dragon manakete himself. After all, sometimes change was needed despite how lovely things where and he even got to live on the deck.

"You see, I needed change. Everything I knew was gone and before I knew it, those troublesome boys eventually parted ways as well. Like all Disney shows and characters, I got shafted so I decided to find work elsewhere and start my life anew!" Mr. Moesby explained.

"I see..."

The man just nodded as he managed to get them their rooms.

"I can't believe we're in Florida," Kynthia exclaimed as she was taking a look at the Universal Florida pamphlet in her hands.

"Have you ever been before?" Palutena asked.

"Only for Disneyworld. I've unfortunately never had the chance of even going to a Universal resort until now," she replied.

"Disney is still better," Phosphora chimed in as she was still a bit miffed at Peppy for yelling at her like that. "Then again, we had to go to Universal Studios for our senior trip. Let's just say some of the things the guys did I would rather not say."

Phosphora recalled the memory like it was no tomorrow. They were assigned to stay in small groups however, Chrom decided to wander off on his own and somehow decided he was King Kong out of all things. It was quite the strange tale as the Exalt stripped himself down from top to bottom, wearing nothing but his underwear as he climbed onto of imitation Eiffel Tower holding a Barbie doll in his eyes. Never again she thought.

Laharl held onto a map of Florida, snickering to himself as he managed to use his demon powers from the Underworld to forge something into it. Pit was jamming out to the Liberty Kids theme song on his mp3 player while Ness was playing with his yo-yo.

The little demon kid decided to be a brat and show off the map to everyone near him.

"Hey guys, guess what?" Laharl said, being a fucking dick.

"Hm?" Marth was confused while Shulk just shrugged.

"It's the map of Florida dumbasses and more importantly, Hyrule, Florida does exist!" he proudly stated.

"Let me see that..."

Doc Brown took the map from the thirteen year old as he began to observe it. Soon, he managed to find the proclaimed city of Hyrule, Florida right on the map.

"Great Scott, he's right..." muttered the older man.

Kynthia glanced over and groaned under her breath until she managed to catch onto something. Somehow that little brat managed to copy the map font and squeezed the fictional town onto the map itself.

"This isn't real... he's just being a little shit again," she replied, sighing.

Pit then of course, yelled at Laharl and told him that tampering with maps are illegal.

"Bite my squishy demon ass," Laharl barked back.

"NOT UNTIL YOU SAY LINCOLN IS GREAT!" Pit yelled.

Toadette rolled her eyes and sighed.

"Here we go again," Ness said, sighing.

"Has Pit always been like this?" she asked.

"Sadly yes," Ness answered. "Let's just say he used to yell at his brother all the time for drinking Capri-sun."

"Oh..."

In the midst of night in a place which wasn't Orlando, Cia bolted up from the bed as she felt queasy out of nowhere. She quickly ran off and stormed into the bathroom as it grabbed the attention of her husband as well. Robin wondered what in the world was going on as he heard his wife vomiting in the toilet. He rushed over to the master bathroom to make sure his wife was okay.

"Cia, are you feeling alright?" he asked.

The Hylian on the other hand, just turned her gaze towards him as she narrowed her brow in slight annoyance.

"Does it look like I'm alright? Robin, I feel really..."

Before she could finish, Cia vomited more projectiles into the toilet. While she suffered from her uneasy stomach, Robin meanwhile decided to retrace his steps. He recalled eating nothing but home cooked meals in the last few days and drinking plenty of water. So, the question is, why exactly was Cia throwing up. Part of him decided to test something as he managed to find a unused pregnancy test before rushing back into the bathroom.

"Hey Cia," he piped up. "Try using this when you get the chance."

With those words, Robin stepped out into their bedroom as he hopped her sudden actions didn't wake up their children. The last thing he needed was crying babies on top of dealing with a sick wife.

A few minutes later, Cia slowly stepped out of the bathroom as she held onto the wall for balance. Robin noticed that she looked quite bewildered as if something happened.

"Robin," she exclaimed. Before he could even muster up a reply, she walked over to him and pulled the white haired man into a tight hug before releasing him.

"I'm pregnant! We're going to be having another baby! I finally get to have possibly a mini Cia!"

"Another one... That's fantastic honey," he lied. In the back of his mind, he was screaming because to be quite honest, Robin thought that three children was enough as it is. Shortly after, he passed out from the news.

and thats a wrap for now. i guarantee part 2 will be out soon and will complete this chapter.