DISCLAIMER: As much as I wish I did, I do not own William Shakespeare or any of his amazing work.


To study, or not to study—that is the question:

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer

The slings and arrows of horrible grades

Or to take arms against a sea of disappointments

And by opposing end them. To suffer, to study—

No more—and by a study to say we end

The heartache, and the thousand natural shocks

That flesh is heir to by getting bad grades. 'Tis a feeling

Devoutly to be wished. To suffer, to study—

To study—perchance to hallucinate: ay, there's the rub,

For in that lull of consciousness what images may come

When we have shuffled off this burdensome coil,

Must give us pause. There's the respect

That makes calamity of so long life.

For who would bear the whips and scorns of study,

Th' oppressor's extra work, the proud man's contumely

The pangs of despised tests, the law's requirement,

The insolence of office, and the spurns

That patient merit of th' unworthy takes,

When he himself might his quietus make

With a good grade?


Author's Note: My sister recently started using and wanted me to show her how exactly everything works from a "normal user's POV... I wrote this parody of Hamlet's famous "To Be or Not to Be" soliloquy for school a little while back and thought that it would make a good short fanfic... I have up to chapter 17 currently written for "The King & The Sea" but I need more reviews before I update... 5+ to be exact :P

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