"I told you time to time again; I'm not as think as you drunk I am."

Brooke/Brookie. Paperclip. District Four. Shadowhunter. Justice Cabin. ENTP.

Baestie. Stellasaurus. MAGAN.

Emie. Gray/Linds. Tee. Misty.

Caleb. Nellie. Wizard. Reader. Dom. Haley. Ben. Anna.

Abby. Charlotte. James. Will.

Identity Wars

Brooke is a weird little bastard but I guess they want me to say that I love them so sure, loves you really. " - Emma

"Brooke is a brat, but it is our brat. I say 'it' because the butthole won't tell me its gender." - Caleb

"Some people are born more awesome than others, tis both a blessing and a curse: Brooke is one of those people ️" - Nellie

"I'm pretty sure Brooke's that one ray of sunshine that brightens the entire day." - Ben

"My genderless, hyperactive, demonic fanfiction bestie xD" - Dom

"Brooke is a FRACKING magical, slightly psychopathic, probably ADHD badDONKEY who screams lots of song lyrics and updates really FRACKING fast." - Megan

"BROOKE IS A MAJESTICAGICAL FROCKING AWESOME AUTHOR AND PERSON WHO EVEN BESTS DOODOOFACE IN BAWSENESS." - Wizard

"Brooke is the most wonderfully weird paperclip I've ever had the pleasure of knowing." - Haley

"You are one of the craziest people I have ever met :)" - Misty

"Brooke's that one bubbly person that can make you smile in any situation, and damn it's hard not to love him/her, no matter how weird they can get. Btw, FRACK your one sentence rule, I'm doing three. Suck it." - Ansley

Baes That Are Going to Die Soon

Suicidal Career: Jasper Luke - D1M - Where the Giants Live

WTF: Kyle Prescott - D1M - Carousel

Discriminated, Tear: Zoey Montague - D1F - The Price We Pay

#JudgingYou: Ellissa Srenkovic - D3F - Haunted

Hella Irony: Victory Fervaix - D4F - Garden of Roses

Hot... But Sucks, She's a Guy: Cascade Waters - D4F - Journey to the Top

Bish, Better Watch Your Back: Kassandra "Kass" Piermont - D5F - The 100th Games SYOT

Family Feud: Joelle Elwyn - D5F - Where the Giants Live

Sibling Love... Literally - James "Jem" Parker - D7M - Carousel

Deme's Complete Opposite: Risetto Thorsten - D8M - Clarity and Carnage

Social Butterfly: Issy Jansingh - D8F - Lest We Forget

Anti-Fate: Loralei Tenaris - D8F - Secrets Inside

#ForeverAlone: Faron Jennings - D9M - Lest We Forget

If Awkward was a Human: Ryelan Sherwood - D9M - Haunted

Creepy Doll Movies Be Like: Ashyla Harrows - D10M - Where the Giants Live

Isn't Killing Like Petting Puppies?: Calico Groves - D10F - The 100th Games SYOT

Hopeless Orphan: Jackson Mereddy - D11M - Everything That Kills Me

But Panem, I Love Her: Jonathan Fray - D11M - Separate But Equal

Blunt Bitch: Scoria Jelenic - D11F - Clarity and Carnage

You Call it "Passing Out": Rowan Leyton - D12M - Clarity and Carnage

Merciless and Forgives Easily How Tf: Cherokee Esmeths - D12F - Battles of History

My Little Friends That Went BOOM BOOM

Fabulous Psycho: Asyrin Katchet - D2M- Second Chance: Forgot how he died lol.

Asyrin was my homie. I feel weird just saying this, but yeahhh xD Honestly, I don't know what to say. He stabbed Isha so she would go down with him, and yet THEY STILL WERE FRIENDS TO THE VERY END. #FRIENDSTILLDEATH! HeroinBrOTP was the best BrOTP EVAHHHH. Cookies to Ansley for writing Asyrin so mucho goodo-ness. *claps*

STOP. TRUSTING!: Fernando Beck - D2M - All Stars: 300th Hunger Games: Killed by Calvary's knife when it was impaled in his chest.

Huh. Fernando was an awesome guy when I created him. He was quite nice and friendly for a District Two tribute, and HE WAS 27!! In a Game full of teenagers! I thought you had this, man. But 14th place, really?! Jk. Kitana laid one eye on you and labled you 'child predator'. She even had a nickname for you, PEDDY! Yeah, um. I liked you at first, and then you, CALEB *glares* made him into a pedophile. THANKS A LOT CALEB!! Just kidding, ily bae. But for real, RIP Fernando Beck AKA Peddy.

May or May Not be the New Harry Potter?: Travis Jelenic - D3M - And the Blossoms Turned Red: Something happened. I forgot. xD

Damn... poor Travis. xD He was the lighthearted fellow of the group, despite him having that horrible backstory in which was supposed to scar him for life. But it's fine. I have no idea what to say in this, so I'll just say bby Travis will be missed. :D

#HESBACK: Alexander "Alex" Rivers - D6M - All Stars: 300th Hunger Games: Killed when Star Fire (Victor) pummels him to the ground and stabs him in the temple.

Man oh man. I knew he was dead meat, and yet I submitted Alex again anyway. Alex is too kind for this world. I expected him to get 4th for irony, but instead he achieved 3rd. Thanks, Caleb XD I don't think I'm bringing him back anytime soon. He's too pure for this torture. I hope you have fun with Astrid, Ami, Declan and your mom in Heaven.

Not Bipolar At All: Demetrius Likorus - D5M - Glass Glade: FORGOT HOW HE DIED AGAIN LOL

Deme slowly but surely became my favorite of the three I submitted to Reader. He was just so relatable, ya know? Not every awesome person is selfless, and Deme proved that. Plus, he has constantly shifting personalities, and I'm sure tons of people were understand. RIP Deme, you were awesomesauce. Mwah.

So Kind It's Kind-a Annoying: "Alex" Rivers - D6M - The 25th Hunger Games: District Betrayal: Killed by Janet's something that went through his chest when he saved Declan.

Alex was a nice guy. Nothing like the bloodthirsty tributes like Kitana and Stabby. He does it on an impulse, and when the choice comes down to him or someone else, he chooses someone else. That was his downfall. Alex was a bit too selfless, but it was for a noble cause in the end. His allies were Astrid and Declan. He placed 4th, and I'm honestly glad he went this way. R.I.P. Alex who is like my tribute twin.

Overdramatic and an Embarrassing Nickname: Andifir "Willie" Jones - D7F - At Wit's End: Killed by Axel.

Damn. I would've hated you, Willie, honestly... if not the fact you were mine and you were made by the hands of little me. Just to think that my adorable creation suffered and was ultimately killed makes me want to cry, and not the decency of your punk soul, haha. ._. You were very obsessive about Theo, and tbh I didn't create you like that but I still love ya none the less. 17th place, RIP.

Lookie Here, a Tragic Backstory: Cassander Likorus - D8M - Glass Glade: Zachariah did some trickshot and made Cass go BOOM BOOM.

I think I was drunk while creating you! What the hell; that backstory is so freaking lame xD But honestly, I'm so glad Reader wrote you based on personality than backstory. Agh, you had such a good connection with Deme and Kimaya! You were basically what they bonded over. But now you're dead. So my other babies are dead. *sighs shakily* Anyway, Cass was one of my favorite tributes ever created despite his horribly backstory. May you rest in peace. Placed 18th.

Forgiving, But Not. You Know?: Kimaya Price - D8F - Glass Glade: Killed by that bitch ass mutt. -_-

You were always Cass's and Deme's scapegoat. THEY WERE GONNA GO PLACES, GURL. And you were gonna follow and protect Cass. Because that's just the loyal person you are. Kind of wishing that you died protecting Cass, but instead he died before you did. You just stood there awkwardly. RIP Kimaya.

Regina George Clone: Brysia Sanders - D11F - Second Chance: Maced to the face by Asyrin. Placed 21st.

So, when I first submitted you to Ansley, you were my favorite. You ranked higher than Asyrin by FAR. Then I got news about Asyrin killing you but going really far, so I was all like, "SCREW BRYSIA HAHA!" and then I neglected you and kind of kissed up to Asyrin. XD I don't exactly regret it, though. One of my tributes were bound to die, and I'm glad it was Brysia rather than Asyrin. To be completely honest, I was drunk on Mean Girls while creating you. XD So yeah. I hope you're happy in cloud land, bby Brysia -

Okie Dokie Queen: Astrid - D12F - The 25th Hunger Games: District Betrayal: Killed by Trinity's trident impaling her stomach and right through her back.

Astrid was a 14 year-old orphan from District 12. She met many friends such as Alex and maybe Declan. She was an upbeat little soul, trying to be as helpful as she possibly could and was a little too intelligent for her own good. She ended her own existence by trying to take out the Careers in her slightly flawed strategy, but ultimately was killed by fucking Trinity Belnot's trident. She placed 13th, and may she get her own okie-dokie approved spot in heaven.

The Ones Who've Survived Hell (Victors)

Tear. It's empty.

Oh my God. Has it actually been two years since I joined the place that ruined my social life?

Haha, just kidding. I have a social life. But, wow. It seemed like it was just... Hm, about eight months ago that I came into this place and started writing.

Conscious: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU DID, IDIOT! YOU STARTED WRITING ON APRIL NINTH!

Oh... Whoops.

But it hasn't really felt that long, has it? Ever since I got signed up into FFN it was like a time machine. I mean, sure, writing stories felt agonizing at the time, but now it's literally built into my routine. If I had a routine whoops sorry not sorry omfg no routine beat dat fishes #fab

Okay, I'll get to the center (of a Tootsie pop!). It's been about eight months since I started writing and I already have all you awesome people reading this... Damn. That's freaking amazing- you know, when I started, I only dreamed of getting where I am. And I never thought I actually would, because that's just my realist/pessimistic self talking.

I probably sound conceited, but I truly appreciate all the people who read my stories and care enough to review. I would be stuck in a trash can watching Danisnotonfire videos while eating Hot Pockets if you guys never showed up. And for that, I'm just astonished.

Sigh. I feel like a suck up who thinks they have fans XD but either way, it's been a pleasure giving you guys stories to read and curing your boredom (hopefully) Here's to the New Year and new stories and chapters to come. Sometimes it may feel like I could care less about you guys, but really, without you I'd be dead. I'd be Phan trash. XD Nuff said, story's over my sweet angel baby faces. Totally didn't steal that from Caleb. _

(pushes away ranting Brooke) *whispers* Leave while you still can.

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