This story centers Sakura as she discovers the secrets the village has hidden from everyone. Leaving her home in search for more answers she is lead to the Akatsuki. Although getting them to talk is another thing on its own. Inner Sakura is not what she appears to be, the one thing the elders wanted to keep from the village even more than the uchiha massacre; is about to be found.

Because there are more to politics than the brawn, the paperwork, the ninja, when even civilians can be lethal without lifting a hand. Because they each had so much to lose. They can only hope to find that momentary solace in the eye of the storm. Complex plot & slow buildup.

During the mission to Wave, Sakura realises that she has to become a better ninja for her teammates' sake and be someone they can depend on. She vows to take her training seriously, and receives help from the most unlikely of sources; Genma Shiranui. The two form an unlikely bond and stick together through thick and thin, while Sakura improves and meets other people along the way.

Sakura Haruno, an age-defying jutsu gone wrong, and the Akatsuki.

Time is a dimension in which events can be ordered from the past through the present into the future. Everything will change succeeding their fated encounter. Three questions, one person and her - The Chosen One. (Time-Travel, ItaSaku, Alternative Universe)

When Sakura was three, her father told her he was a criminal. When she was seven, the last thing she saw of him was the sword on his back. When she was eight, she had a friend named Kiba. When they were twelve, they met Shino. And when they were genin, they began to fight for the truth because they could no longer fight for the sake of Konoha.

Madara was never the type to put all his eggs in one basket. In the event that Obito failed, he set in place an alternate method of resurrection. Sakura really did have the worst luck with Uchihas, but nothing prepared her for sharing her mind and body with one, especially one that was supposed to be dead. Discontinued.

This had to be some sick joke. One bad time jump and I'm suddenly in a world with superhumans, nightmarish monsters, and stuck tagging along with a group of hardened criminals bent on world destruction. And I just want to go home.

A series of short (very short im so sorry) oneshots that deal with Kakuzu and Sakura and what would happen if she was his kid and he felt kinship with her. Warning I have no clue what im doing send help.

Normally it's a joy to find your soulmate. When it's as easy as finding someone with a matching mark on their skin, you typically don't have to worry. That is, if your match isn't the wanted criminal you're hunting down. [Also Includes Weiss/Blake; Canon AU]

Anyone else in a hostage situation would've reacted differently. But Ruby had to be the oddball out, and now she's stuck in the same apartment with an ill-mannered young Roman Torchwick until the end of the summer, and everyone's placing bets on who's going to get strangled first. Modern AU, mild kidnap-Ruby plot, no noncon, set in a suburb of Philadelphia because reasons.

Ruby's been having odd dreams lately, the kind that she's reluctant to tell her friends about. Little does she know, Roman's been having the same dreams… I am Rosewick trash, sue me. Rated T for now, may become M rated later, depends. Post-Breach AU [since, you know, we don't know what happens next yet]

Everything was as it should have been all along. But for Juno the haunting was far from over. Why could no one remember what she so vividly recalled? But then, the harder she thought about it, the more the memories only seemed to fade. But just as she slowly begins to accept the calm reality, the game changes completely. This time, she may not be so lucky. - Sequel to Haunting -

Just because he died didn't mean he got to stay dead. The Rikudo Sennin reincarnates Uchiha Madara as his 26 year old self and he begins his third life broken, humiliated and full of despair. But things change as Madara finds himself competing against Sasuke for the attention of Konoha's favorite medic... MadaSakuSasu Set after the final battle and during the blank period.

Moana and Maui are needed to defend the world again. Facing a beast that has broken free of its heavenly cage. Maui and Moana must find and put the beast back in its unearthly prison. Friendship that develops into more. Old and New gods and a clash between the heavens and the earth.

Immediately it felt as if all the air had been sucked out of the room. Even those who weren't close to the group turned to Saitama questioningly. Genos was the first to break the silence and, almost painfully, grated out, "I apologize, sensei, but did you imply that you had a tattoo?"

Blood Gulch gets new residents in the form of Team RWBY. After their ship crash, they find themselves in a different world. Now, they are doing everything they can to try and return home, with some assistance (and hijinks) from the Reds and Blues. Takes place at the start of S5 of RvB, AU onwards.

In which Sakura is Deidara's girlfriend, Sasori's sister, Tobi's idol, Hidan's desire, Kisame's partner in crime and the bane of Itachi's existence. Them all living together would probably end with a blown up house, several trips to the hospital and at least one of them fleeing the country. But they could try make it work. AU, modern world, college.

A terrible book series might be Sakura's only chance to save Kakashi's life.

What if Sakura found a best friend before Ino came to her rescue? So what if a lost puppy brings Sakura to the attention and friendship of the Inuzuka's, we now see a different girl. Having more strong women as role models,Tsume and Hana, along with a boy and his dog as best friends,Sakura will grow up showing more self confidence and some strength she didn't know she had.

Your typical time traveling Naruto going to the past to rewrite the future. But this time he's not stupid. He changes things in order to save Konoha but he's keeping secrets especially concerning a certain Gray haired person's actions in the future. totally a kakashi X Naruto story. May change rating in the future.

I'm Sakura Haruno. I'm pretty boring. And so was my life before they came around. (High school AU)

A/N-Okay so this is my first Gravity Falls Fanfic, But I am a big time fan of the show so that fuels this particular Fanfic, that and the fact that Robbie x Mabel has become one of my favorite pairings. Robbie and Mabel quickly become friends after Robbie cheers Mabel up and vise versa but will their friendship evolve into something more? *Now an AU due to developements* Enjoy

Notebook dude sat under his tree again this morning like all the other mornings she'd walked by this park. He didn't look homeless per say but he had that look of someone who didn't know where home was, she'd seen it on the faces of many New Yorkers when she volunteered at the shelters. WinterShock, Pre-CW

Much time has passed since Cinder had taken over Remnant, leading the world further into chaos. Now, the rebellion is losing people and losing hope. There's only one option left to save everyone: have Ruby travel into the past and stop Cinder before history has time to repeat itself. Can she do it or will her heart & head clash while she's in the past just as it did in the future?

In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]

Sakura has finally got into the school of her dreams, but what happens when the Akatsuki, a group of very talented students set their sites on Sakura. Lets not forget her dark past, creepy teachers, haters, old friends, and a heavy set of stage fright. Sakura has got her work cut out for her. Rated T for Hidan :P

After RWBY prevents Torchwick from...acquiring... a shipment of dust at the port, Roman comes up with a plan to get even... but what happens may not be exactly what he expected...

"What you got in your past you'd like buried?" – Trapper. Follows on immediately after the events of the episode 'George'. A little too much gin leads to an expected confession. (Slash. Contains some sexual references.) PART ONE of my Hawk/Trap series, 'In All Kinds of Weather'.

Gandalf had heard Saruman talk of their world once, long ago, before madness had claimed him. Konohagakure and the warriors it bred. Aid what was they needed to defeat Sauron and, in their time of need, Konoha answered. An unorthodox take on ninjas in Middle Earth.

They've seen it all. Vampires, ghosts, demons; if you can name it, they've likely encountered it. But no experience could have prepared Sam and Dean Winchester for the oddities of Gravity Falls. And yet, for Mabel and Dipper, it's just another summer's day.

When in Middle Earth, do as the Middle-Earthlings do: Sakura finds herself in the midst of Middle Earth, immersed in a war she has no part in, saving a world and people she doesn't know, and why? Because Naruto would be disappointed in her if she ever got back and told him she hadn't...

AU. When Kakashi finds three orphans alone on the streets, he makes himself a promise. He's going to raise them, and make them the most powerful team in Konoha's history.

AU. He approached her in a way much different than she remembered. The Nathan Prescott she knew was an asshole, dangerous, and entitled. So, why the hell didn't this feel like the Nathan Prescott she knew? CaulScott Twoshot

He may be a supposedly dead missing-nin but he was raised a gentlemen, helping the crying pink haired girl was just proof of that...too bad he got attached to her smile afterwards. -Starts during the wave arc- (Update: pending Rewrite 27/5/18)

High School AU Roy Mustang and Edward Elric are best friends, closer than brothers. But things change when Winry confesses her "undying love" for Ed. In a moment of panic, Ed tells her that he already has someone special in his life. Roy. And Roy -being the best friend that he is- goes along with it. Now, they have to pretend to be a couple, but are they really pretending?

They were opposites. One was a Hero the other was a Villain. One was a Monster the other was a Huntress. One wanted to save everybody the other only wanted to kill everyone that opposes him. One had humanity the other had long abandoned his. They were opposites as can be, yet there is an attraction between them that is hard to comprehend. A RubyXAdam 50 drabbles challenge.

"Death to all secrets!" -girl talk and peer pressure. When the female Fairy Tail wizards start talking about romance, Lucy just couldn't get away in time. She didn't sign up for her only secret to be spilled! And neither did she sign up for the men to hear everything below her. Set in ep 52 of FT 2014. LaLu fic.

Picking up right after John Bender pumps his fist into the air in triumph, this story explores the immediate aftermath of the events of the movie and how Bender, Claire, Andrew, Allison, and Brian struggle to reconcile that life-changing morning with the rest of the world that seems to be telling them they're wrong.

Sequel to I'm Done. With Roman Torchwick dead, Ozpin has promised his old friend that he would admit Neo into Beacon Academy. As her quest for revenge progresses, she meets new friends and forms bonds that will last forever.

...and what came of it. A tale of unforeseen events leading to unexpected romance. Set three years after the end of season two, in an almost definitely AU future.

Weakness was a sin. She grew up in Kiri and was trained to be ninja by her father since the loss of her mother at age three. Emotion was a sin. Something that would betray her at the moment of need. She moved to Konoha and enrolled into the Academy. Attachment was a sin. That was the life of a shinobi. Weakness is a Sin. Sakura x Multi (For now)

Alone in the past, Sakura must face the facts that she may never return to her time. She refuses to sit down and do nothing, but she also knows the corruption in the world, even her home Konoha, will be out to get her if they find out her predicament. She must tread lightly, yet do her best to try and save souls that she thought were long forgotten.

Cardin Winchester experiences a dream where he is a sandwich containing Cardin Winchester.

Yet another highschool AU! Dean's world is turned upside down when he develops feelings for an anonymous person, who writes beautiful and meaningful notes, shoving them in Dean's locker. Will Dean ever find his admirer? How will he react the he discovers the identity of his very MALE suitor?

Sinbad and Judal were great friends as children, but upon Judal leaving, everything began to change. Some were forgotten, some changed. But when Judal returns to see Sinbad, how will they both react to each other? {Bad summary, sorry T T} -SinJu- some SinJa

"Lucy Heartfilia, we would like you to join the Thunder God Tribe!" "...EH!" When the Thunder God Tribe offers Lucy a position on their team, will she accept? And how will her decision affect Team Natsu?

Roman and Ruby spend Christmas together in a rather unusual gift exchange. Rosewick twoshot, takes place in the Still Dreaming AU

When I used the Self-Insert OC no Jutsu, I was expecting someone cool. Preferably of my own gender. I certainly didn't expect to end up as the most useless of the pre-Shippuden characters. Oh, well. I might as well milk this for all its worth.

During a late evening walk in the park Ruby discovers her arch enemy in the most amusing predicament. (Rosewick) (One-Shot)

Time won't wait forever, but it does leave room for change. And after destroying the world together, only to bring it back from the ashes, you would think it would have been a bonding experience. Raven/Slade. Post-Tokyo. Complete.

Sakura wakes up after her disastrous Chuunin exam match and starts re-evaluating. But nothing would have really changed, if Akatsuki hadn't come to Konoha early.

When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.

The cold October winds beat against the trees and bushes as Halloween came closer. This fanfic is based after the end of Teen Titans final season. It will only have one major OC with a few minor ones near the middle and end. But the rest of the characters will be from Teen Titans with some from the Batman series.

The Strawhat crew lands on an island of love, Amor Isle. But there is something off about this island. Why is it couples only and why does it have strange love men. There are also love festivals and love competitions. This island is nothing but love. Nami will soon find out why this island is all love and how it will play a major part with one of her crew mates. Please Review!

Princess Merida of clan Dunbroch runs away the night of her Betrothal right into the standing stones. Knocked unconscious before the Will-o-the-Wisps can lead her towards her fate, Merida's own desperation to get away leads her across time and into the path of the one man she is destined to love.

Sakura Haruno was the most popular girl at Konaha High, that changes fast when she becomes the class "slut". She then decides to create a blog about her life. Finding all the friends and jerks she needs on her blog, including a best friend, a jerk, a good advice giver and others. Will she find love also; what happens when she meets them. SakuraXAkatsuki. Rated T for Hidan and Inner

Jack is the son of a wealthy man. Not only that, but his father's buisness partner is constantly meddling in his life. It's this reason that he has little friends. So when he finally decides it's time to get some, where does he start? Why not a school club? One that calls itself "The Guardians". AU. Bunny/Jack. JackRabbit. yaoi, boyxboy.

It's said there infinite possibilities, and those not explored in one universe or dimension are explored in others. Haruno Sakura was destined in one universe to be a talented chunin level medical ninja with an unhealthy love interest, out of control temper and just happens to be the Godaime's apprentice. In another, she's destined for greatness that rivals that of her teammates.

What's a poor girl to do? Accused of witchcraft and left as dragon's bait at the stake... nowhere to turn to and no one to turn to. Well. In that case, hurling rocks at Smaug the Stupendous to get him to eat you and end your misery seems like a BRILLIANT idea, right? Right! Smaug x OC

Kara was just an average girl. She got good grades, had trustworthy friends and a caring family. That was all true, untill one night with her friends in the woods. After that night of the "Incident" everything changes. She is now a rebellious hottie, as guys like to dub her. And it all started that night with a deal.

Uchiha Itachi one day finds a dying little girl with pink hair. Taking her back with him to the base, the members of the infamous Akatsuki soon fall in love with the young child, and decides to take her in and raise her. But no one must know about the Akatsuki's precious secret, and they'll do anything to keep it that way. There's more to the story than this, I swear. R&R.

She deceived her people to fight for her land, and now... now she's in another world. And apparently a criminal. "I do not understand. What is this action you call 'Tea-bagging?" A Spartan really doesn't belong in the Akatsuki.

Juno finally had everything she wanted. She had a steady home, a decent job, a school, friends. But now all of it has been threatened and she is finding herself face to face with death itself. But she's still alive. She won't die - yet. Not until she goes insane. The haunting has just begun. Rated T for language - mostly.

(Don't read this, it's crap.) Karma decides to give Agent Louisiana a crash course in 'Bitch, Please', but it turns out a lot differently than anyone planned. Add in a required, incognito demonstration of the Freelancer stealth abilities, Maine as an escort, and a lot of vodka, and suddenly Louisiana's night just got a whole lot more entertaining.

Deidara doesn't get angry when people mistake his gender. He actually finds it hilarious. So catching wind of gossiping Akatsuki members doesn't lead to explosions galore. It just leads to copious amounts of trolling of his comrades. Sasori is not amused. Fem!Dei, but not. Sort of. No one's really all that sure, at this point. And then things go down.

Dipper and Wendy are going to Grunkle Stan's 'Mysterious Romance Fair' together, and Robbie is horribly jealous. That's why he's totally shocked when Dipper's weirdo sister asks him to the fair. As the night of romance moves on, Robbie starts to feel a little funny around Mabel. Is it just a figment of his jealousy, or could he really be falling for Mabel Pines? Mabel x Robbie

The only way they can sleep is beside each other.

Lyra Capricorne is forced to flee to the woods with men hot on her trail who are attempting to kidnap her into prostitution. After waking from unconsciousness, she realizes that she isn't the only one living in the woods. Will this certain someone help her or hurt her? Rated T just in case.

Because criminals have nothing better to do than steal from other criminals. ItachixSakura.

Roxas and Sora have only been to Oblivion High for a while but they have met some very nice guys, Axel and Riku, they all take a trip into town when something unexpected happens.

Sinbad has been given a "gift" from the Kou Empire in the form of a new addition to his harem. One with dark hair and red eyes. The king is wary of this new guest, but it's impossible to tell what the magi is really thinking. He can't be trusted. That much is for sure. What are his true intentions? And more importantly, why can't Sinbad seem to send him away? (Rating to change.)

"If you promise to be mine, Judal, you'll never have to go back to them. I won't let anyone else lay a hand on you." A simple promise was made, on a not so simple day, and a lot was forever changed between them... SinbadxJudal, Yaoi warning

"Haruno Sakura, welcome to Akatsuki.""What's up sexy?" "Mind if i take a bite of you un?""You're the girl who killed me.""Hn.""Let's go have sex pinky!""She should pay us.""Good to have another girl, we can fun mmhmm.""I wanna eat you.""TOBI LIKE YOU!"

POSTPONED Loki's crippling fall from the Bifrost has left him at the mercy of fate. Angry and unwilling to accept defeat, the God of Mischief now wanders Midgard, visiting bad luck on whoever is foolish enough to invite it. Rated T for language, frightening situations and mild violence. Rating may increase to M for later chapters. Loki/OC Post-Thor/Pre-Avengers POSTPONED

The story of the 10th member of the Mugiwara crew, a ninja called Gijun. This character ate the Hoe Hoe no Mi, which allows its user to speak to animals, but also takes away human speech in the process. A somewhat tortured character seeking revenge for a lost love, but first has to learn what it means to be a nakama. Zoro x OC

Sinbad is really drunk and dances with a mysterious woman...

She was broken beyond repair. That was what love did to her. She doesn't want to love, much less be loved by someone. Especially them. [MultiSaku] *Under reconstruction. ON HOLD*

They brought her into the fold to use her. They never expected to love her, if you could even call it that. Love wasn't a word commonly associated with mass murderers and criminals. -Sakura/Akatsuki-

When the Akatsuki have to move to Florida, they need a place to stay. What better place than an old friend's of Kisame's? Rewrite of the original OOFAS.

"What in God's name does this have to do with a dancing panda?" "Really?" Sasuke deadpanned, scarily serious, in a tone that said Madara should be fearing for his life. "If you have to ask, then you clearly don't know what you're getting yourself into." [AU. Crack!fic. Language Warning. Sequel to "Operation: FUN."]

*Christmas Special 2012* In hindsight, it all went wrong when the Baron arrived on the doorstep, Haru decided. After all, there are only so many ways to react to being turned into a foot-high figurine. She just wasn't sure whether to commend or condemn him. AU.

Just a little one-shot that I wrote up when I was bored. Wade stops by Peter's school to say hello, and Peter gets embarrassed.

Ever wonder how Malon was able to deliver a cow to Link's house? Or why Hyrule Field seemed so empty of monsters? Here's your answer. Witness the mind-boggling "meanwhile" story of OoT!

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."

"Well, he did just give you his first born son, after all." There's nothing like unplanned parenthood to make you grow up fast, as Sakura's learning. Especially when you're ten.

Life is funny sometimes. People go through their normal, boring day and suddenly, something completely unexpected happens that changes their entire lives in less than 30 seconds. Call it fate, destiny, or luck but whatever it was, it definitely had it out for a certain Matt Jeevas. (Rating most likely going to be changed to M in later chapters)

Sakura Haruno is not your nerd to mess with. Join her as she goes to a new school where she'll meet people, maybe friends and...love? Oh well. Rated T for Hidan's language and Tobi's cuteness :D First fic, please be gentle with me.

"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.

The name, Team 7 is too boring for the flamboyant group of friends, Naruto Sasuke and Sakura. Poor Kakashi, he's going crazy because of his crazy students. Friendship fun ambition equals? Calculated chaos.

Because Shakespeare was a misogynist, and Sakura doesn't appreciate that.

My mom got called away on some kind of business trip yesterday, so my brother Nagato and I have to stay home alone for a couple of weeks. And since he just can't stand the thought of leaving me to my own devices, Jerk-face over here decided that he's gonna drag me along to his stupid little group meeting. Kill me now. [AU. Crack-ish. Language Warning.]

Hermione thought she was the only person in the world who would spend Valentine's Day in a Graveyard, but she was wrong. He's there. Every single year, with his gloves, roses, and answers. Dramione Valentine's Day one-shot. Post-Hogwarts. EWE.

When Team 7 abandons Sakura, who will be there for her? When Team 7 returns from their 2 year long mission, they want Sakura back with them but her new team won't let her go that easily, especially with the condition they left her in Non-Massacre

She was an enigma, attracting them like moths to a light. She was attractive, with her exotic appearance and unusual personality. She was tempting, reminding them that they can't always have what they want.. Or can they? AkatsukixSakura!

Those irresistable emerald orbs, that soft silky pink hair and her angelic voice. She became an addiction for them and soon something even more. Sakura Haruno was just too desirable, they just couldn't resist.

Pein, Zetsu, Kisame, Kakuzu and Sasori are all seniors this year. Itachi, Konan, Deidara, Tobi, and Hidan are all the new freshmen. The senior boys will be graduating this year but not before they teach the new freshmen a thing or two about life/love/sex. Yaoi

Sakura Haruno, an average high school student, is chased by all of the popular hormonal young men from her school, including some other men in the mix? Who is to blame? Oh, that stupid Love Match Making Machine!

Kakashi simply assumes Sakura doesn't understand loss. Is he right?

Some people are destined for greatness. Stick them in another time, another place, give them a different name; It doesn't matter. They are and always will be.. heroes. Rated M for later chapters

Tears welled in her eyes, 'this is the last straw' "I can't take it anymore Kakuzu!" She shouted at him. She then stormed out of the restaurant. And suddenly money didn't matter to him anymore. Oe-Shot, KakuSaku KakuzuXSakura. Edited.

Agent Maine and Agent New Hampshire meet, and things get serious.

And that's when she let go. No longer Sakura Haruno of the Hidden Leaf Village. But Sakura Haruno, Ex-Leaf nin. No matter the outcome, she would either survive or die a missing-nin.

One of the first lessons you learn as a ninja is that things aren't always like they seem. Well, Sakura has a secret that she will take to the grave, and it all started when she was just a little girl. Eventually ZabuSaku.

Sequel to Pretty Flower Please read that first, it is amazing SakuraxTobi. She loves him, He loves her. He messed with her memories, She wants to kill him.

The island of Yamishima has been tyranised by the world government for over one hundred years. Now Luffy is going to finish the job Sabres Growler, the Legendary Rebel, started, and free an island so his best friend may see again. Zoro/Nami

The Earth rumbles, the rocks tumble and the loud - but sadly true - accusations come shooting out of our favorite little pinkette. No one ever said she clashed well with pressure and utter cliche-ness. Rated for language, only. No pairing.

Good girls don't fantasize about their teacher. Good teachers don't make out with their student. KakaSaku.

They were the ones who were left behind. They took those two and half years they were given and made them their own. KakaSaku friendship, then slow romance. complete.

Being submerged in darkness is like floating in a sea of numb. Sakura tries to live her life through the numb, without others. She lets herself sink into the dark after her life turns against her. Who better then the Akatsuki to surface her from her past?

PURE SMUT! Oneshot. Tucker and Sam are sick of Danny's April Fool's Day pranks, and enlist the help of Desiree to pull the biggest prank on Danny ever. Unfortunately, Skulker finds himself in the wrong place at the wrong time with a nympho Danny Phantom.

Sakura is undercover as an Akatsuki member. Plans change. AkatsukileaderXSakura, DeiSaku, HidanSaku, ItaSaku, KakuzuSaku, KisameSaku, TobiSaku, ZetsuSaku, and SasoriXSakura. M for lang

Hidan decides to get a tattoo. Thanks to help from the resident artists, careful planning and a sample of blood he isn't the only one… Kakuzu is not amused.

When Jiraiya is stuck for inspiration, he concocts a scheme that leads to shenanigans and misunderstandings galore. Adaptation of Shakespeare's 'The Merry Wives of Windsor'.

Because she reached heights that were never her goals and when she was ready to take on the world alone, she found their shadows to stand beside her. Because when she found her heart, she was prepared to let him go. *Sakura centered Time travel fic*

I think I know who Red X is." Raven goes undercover at a local high school to find out if a boy named Jason really is RedX. But she didn't count on falling for him. RobinxRaven RedXxRaven

Boggarts. Today it was boggarts and everyone thought they'd know exactly what Hermione would see they were wrong though, so very, very wrong.

AU: When Roxas is left home alone because his parents are away for the weekend, he thinks he has it made. Sadly, his mother’s paranoia drives her to get a babysitter for him. Enter Axel, the unwanted and yet irresistible babysitter. AkuRoku

Its Nami’s Turn To Save Her Friends But In The End She Still Needs Saving By The Only Person Who Can

CRACK WARNING! XD Itachi attempts to understand the motives behind an unexplained brawl between Kakuzu and Hidan and finds a springboard for his own partner-relationship in the answer. Characters are Kishimoto's! All hail Akatsuki slash! XD

I was in jail for 5 years. I'm finally free from the jail and entered the private school for rich kids, called 'Konoha Academy'. I guess I'm going to teach those spoiled brats a little lesson... that's what I thought... Sakura center-fic. Sakuraxmulti

His hair was blond; his eyes were blue. My first grade heart pounded, and instantly I knew.

Prequel to Sakura's Initiation: For Sakura, the first day of school was always the worst day. Little did she know that she definitely underestimated the horror until she found herself getting the attention from the entire Akatsuki basketball team... oneshot

Sakura was determined to make the ungrateful jerk thank her for healing him after his stupid ritual this time. But his definition of thanking was a little...OFF... [Akatsuki no Sakura. Crack!fic. Language Warning.]

She was the only thing keeping them from falling off the brink of insanity. Akatsuki x Sakura

It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack

It wasn't just one kiss that started it all, she tried to tell herself. It was a rainy day and a girl that got lost, and a sofa and a red umbrella. Maybe too many things started too much, things that went out of control, both for the pink and the silver.

Fate hates Roxas Hunter. As evidenced by Demyx leaving him stuck in an elevator for the weekend. Oh, and did he mention the little detail that Axel is also stuck with him? Yes, that Axel. Can be AkuRoku, mentions of Zemyx and NamiRoku

When Roxas gets detention one day after school, he doesn't realize just how much it will change his life. AU. AkuRoku

For BlueArcticWolf. Who knew that getting stuck in a kissing booth would turn out to be the best day of her life? SakuIta, SakuKaka

In which Sakura meets her ANBU team, a captain whom she can easily fall into routine with, a sexist pig and a reserved man that she gets along with quite nicely.

As the redhead's hand slid up Roxas' thigh and under his skirt, Roxas realized that he'd reached a dilemma. Somehow, he was going to blame this on Naminé. /AkuRoku for terra hotaru. Happy Birthday! Based on Garbage song of the same title/

From the plush seats, to the blue lighting to the echoing music and the almost stifling air, Roxas thought this was going to be another one of those ordinary days, and then he saw him. Axel x Roxas. -Dedication to WGreyB-

It SHOULD have been a normal trip to McDonalds. But with Hidan... that's not going to happen. Featuring a psycho soccer mom. MAYBE some slight KakuHida... if you look real close, tilt your head to the side, and squint. CRACK

Sakura...tell us, we only want to help, it was unexpected, who was responsible? How long had it been going on behind their backs...it was all, unexpected

Sakura is in great need of help. She is too embarrassed to accept it from anyone, but when she gets help from a doctor, maybe that isn't what has REALLY been helping her through the hard times. Fate has a funny way of twisting things... KakaSaku.

What started out as a supposedly chance encounter turned into a rather disquieting experience at a resort, and then everything got turned upside down. Hidan and Sakura.

When the socially awkward Roxas meets the enigmatic Axel in a grocery store, he keeps finding himself thrown into the destiny of this man. Will Roxas step out of his comfort bubble and, for once, let someone in? Boyxboy, might get fluffy.

She could only wonder how he, one of Konoha's elite jounin, had managed to get gum stuck in his hair. KakaSaku Oneshot

Sakura has seen every medical feat, but there is one person who still confuses her because his immortality doesn’t make any sense. Sakura sets to find out his secrets and a way to protect Naruto. Disembodied heads, Awkward moments, and ...Romance? HidaSak

ANBU member Haruno Sakura. A temper never to be trifled with, a killer right hook, and suffering no rose colored delusions. At the end of the day she’d go home to a quiet apartment, a neatly made bed, and with no one waiting up for her. Kaka/Saku Complete

It's a hot day when Sakura discovers her heart is being lost. Team Seven fun.

Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...

ZoroxNami. Drawn together by a need to experience that red, raw heat they both desire, what begins as a meaningless act quickly spirals out of control.

Sakura always thought she was smart because of her grades but then a boy who is failing his classes enters her life and she discovers what it really means to be smart and she discovers a lot more about herself and about him... ShikaSaku highschool fic

What's a big brother to do when an arrancar wants to date his eleven year old little sister? Beat the tar out of him, of course. A parody poking fun at random pairing fics. GrimmKarin, if you can believe it.

It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.

Sakura, fed up with the romance interests in her life, decides to drag Gaara around town. Not too complicated, so why is everyone so confused? [SakuGaar][Chapter 12 is up!]

TobixSakura. Why are you crying? Your not lost are you? Tobi can help you!

[Very light KakuzuHidan]An unsuspecting American woman doing missionary work just wants to do the right thing for her god, but happens upon the wrong house: Hidan's. [AU. No, it is NOT a selfinsert or a MarySue. It's like the people in the crowds.]

Zabuza & Sakura. Ten years later, and she doesn't even remember his name. He was her past. He was her nothing. And now he is her responsibility.

Sakura is kidnapped and is taken to Orochimaru's liar. Summary may change for this is only the first chapter!

Sir Leader gets fed up with Akatsukis inabilaty to catch the ninetailes. He does something awful to his underlines and some how Haruno Sakura has been dragged into it...

When Sakura's team refuses to help her and calls her weak, what will happen? Especially when somebody shows up and offers to train her. [SakuIta]

This is a challenge I issued to myself on Livejournal. I offered to attempt write any pairing. They range from het to gay to threesomes...what I'm posting here is not NC17, though. enjoy the crack!

She never expected this... not in the slightest bit. shikasaku.

Choice is a wonderful thing. But how will it affect Sakura now that she has to combat an unnamed disease? And how will it help her realize what she's feeling for a certain lazy genius? And WHY is Orochimaru suddenly interested in her? [ShikaSaku]

Team seven treats Sakura to chocolate on white day, but Sakura has a bit of trouble deciding which one she wants, in more ways than one...

The Titans are working better on their relationships in the team, some better than others.Slade also wants a relationship with one of the Titans, will it work out or end in disaster, better than it sounds, RobinRavenSlade.

A mission sends Itachi and Kisame to a tea shop in Konoha. Usually they would ignore the lustful gazes and terrified stares, but one particular roseate haired waitress will change everything Kisame came to know by treating him like a human being. KisaSaku

Hidan and Kakuzu are Opposites.

This section of his story ended where it began a lonely man, his cuts running deep, and his emotions scattered. Soon, all of the events would linger in the back of his mind and then dissipate to become his forgotten obsession. SladexRaven

He was no stranger to rumors nor they to him. But sometimes even they were mistaken on either end, surprising both parties with their unfolding. [KakaSaku]

Zoro has always done whatever it takes, to keep Nami out of harms way. But has that led towards any hidden affection towards the navigator? If so, will she return his affection...ZoNa fic, CHAPTER 4 and 5: A day neither Zoro nor Nami will ever forget...

COMPLETE What happens when Raven is trapped in a room with the Titans worst enemy... and finds out she enjoys his company? RobxRaexSlade pairing. Sequel in progress

Who would lock Hermione and Snape in a closet? And what ever would they talk about while in there? You'll have to read to find out.

Sakura can’t sleep, and Kakashi just can’t escape his students. Awkward situations and revealing conversations abound. Not to mention some realizations about themselves and each other