Ino Yamanaka watched in horror as her adorable yet tomboy-ish best friend, Sakura Haruno wolfed down her cheeseburger. The pink haired girl in front of her was eating with her hands like a guy. But she still looked cute when she's eating her burger. Tomato sauce was smeared on her cheeks cutely as she munched the burger.

Ino was afraid that the oily and unhealthy fast food would ruin Sakura's cute complexion, but she knows better not to be worried about that; even though Sakura has eaten a lot of fast food, she still maintains her weight and complexion. Ino squealed inwardly at the rosette's cuteness.

Ino couldn't help but envy the pink haired girl. She was so perfect! Sakura had beautiful cherry blossom pink hair that was very soft and silky which ended just below her shoulders and cute bangs traveled from her forehead to her chin. She had a heart shaped face, and her eyes were quite large and they were beautiful bright, sparkling emerald color. She also had a cute button nose and pink, plump, kissable glossy lips. She also held some baby fat that made her look cuter.

Sakura had snow white skin, looking beautiful and it was very smooth. She had long, beautiful ivory legs and a slim figure -not toothpick thin- indicating she lived a healthy life. Sakura also had beautiful curves in the right places. Sakura stood up at 5'2" and she was considered a bit small -the smallest- among their friends.

Sakura was very kind, considerate, helpful, caring, cheerful and much more. She was the epitome of a perfect girl and a perfect best friend in most peoples' eyes. She was cute and beautiful at the same time. Ino didn't regret becoming her friend.

The blond girl glanced at the guys who were watching Sakura eat. They stared in awe at the pink haired girl.

Finally, a girl who isn't afraid to eat like a guy! Just when they thought all hopes were lost, God sent down this lovely angel to award their presence!

Sakura finished her meal and accidentally let out a small, almost inaudible burp. Sakura blushed and bowed her head. "I'm sorry," she said softly. SO CUTE! The boys thought.

Ino glared at all the males who watched in awe at Sakura. 'Pathetic. Sakura deserve better than these types of men,' Ino thought.

Not too soon, her other friends, TenTen, Temari Sabaku and Hinata Hyuuga came to barged in on them and squeezed themselves into the empty seats. "Big news alert; it's about the most popular guys in our school!" TenTen yelled.

"What about them?" Ino squealed happily. "Okay, so Tsunade brought in a 'Love Match Making' machine and inserted the students' entire name. She searched for the female student's names and the machine matches it with a male student's name. So, no girl got a match with any of the popular guys, except…" TenTen trailed off.

"Except who?" Ino asked, impatiently wanting to know.

"Okay, there was a name that got a match with ALL of the popular guys! And she's… Sakura Haruno!" Temari yelled.

Ino gaped at her friends and squealed, "No way!" Sakura, who was drinking her carbonated soda, spat it out in shock.

"W-What? What did you say?" Sakura's honey sweet voice asked her friend. "You heard us! You're the one who gets the most popular guys as matches; all 22 of them too!" Temari giggled.

"B-But if you're not fond of the idea, maybe you should avoid them, just in case something happens between you and them," Hinata offered. "That would be great," Sakura said as she wiped her lips.

"Here's the list of all the popular guys!" Ino said as she handed a folded blue paper. Sakura unfolded it and looked at it with widened eyes.

List of Popular Boys in Konoha Academy:

1. Pein Ame

2. Itachi Uchiha

3. Sasori Akasuna

4. Kisame Hoshigaki

5. Deidara Iwa

6. Hidan

7. Kakuzu

8. Tobi Uchiha

9. Zetsu

10. Naruto Uzumaki

11. Sasuke Uchiha

12. Sai

13. Shikamaru Nara

14. Kiba Inuzuka

15. Shino Aburame

16. Neji Hyuuga

17. Gaara Sabaku

18. Kimimaro Kaguya

19. Suigetsu Hozuki

20. Juugo Oto

21. Haku Momochi

22. Kabuto Yakushi

Sakura almost fainted when she read the paper. "Even Kabuto?" she asked. "Some girls find him attractive," Ino said. "I almost fell for him," Temari said with a blush and a scoff. Hinata, Ino and TenTen gave Temari a skeptical look while Sakura almost choked on her saliva.

Then, a girl from their school walked passed them and saw a name list of the popular guys and saw a neatly written, 'Compatible Matches for Sakura Haruno' on the first line. She snatched the list from Sakura's small hand and glared at the pink haired girl.

She told her friends quickly and they all glared at her while saying, "Sakura Haruno, stay away from these boys or we will kill you!"

Sakura almost fainted; it was all that stupid Match Making Machine's fault.

Why was life so cruel to her?

…This was going to be hell on Earth for her.

Hey there! Before you start throwing things at me, I'm sorry for the late updates. I've been busy lately with exams, homework and etc. Hope you will forgive me! So, this is my new story so, enjoy... I might add more characters to fall for Sakura (Madara, Shisui, Kakashi, Izuna, Izumo, Genma, Kotetsu, etc) There's a poll on my profile! You can choose who'll have their moments with our dear Sakura first on the next chapter and so on, and if you could, you can submit some ideas for the chapters too! I'd really appreciate it! Thanks!