GUIDE: Yah- I practically have no idea on how to navigate my profile either. If you want to know about me just read the first part and PLEASE read the last part of this too. The middle is all cut and paists. They are amazing and funny but unnesissary and I know that a lot of people don't want to read them all. That is all.

WARNING: If you can not stand bad spelling and lots of ... then this is not the site for you ... I will try not to cry as you leave... LOL, Just kidding! I exagerate a lot to-- but weirdly enough at school I am not a Drama Queen... weird...

I'm a girl. A syfy geek-et.

Favorite Manga/Anime: Nightschool, Drama Con, Detective Conen, Mugan Spiral, Natsume's Book of Friends, DN Angel.

Favorite movies and TV shows: Sabrina (Old; Harrison Ford), DS9, Doctor Who (Who dosen't love David T.? 10 Rose= Awsomeness!!), Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis (HOW could they just END the show?! ... maby I will write about how to kill the peopel that made that decision... MWAHAHAHAHA... Dont worry I will never REALLY kill someone), Monk (NOT Phyke or whatever), Sanctuary, and Criminal Minds.

Favorite Actors (3)- David Tennant, Amanda Tapping, Tom Hiddleston, Chris Himsworth, and Benedict Cumberbatch.

I am a proud member of: the SWIDOAD CLUB! (Story Writers In Denial Over Ashley's Death!); the WWDD? CLUB! (What Would Druitt Do?); and CCD! (Cutter Cant be Dead!)

Go Sanctuary!!! If you like Magnitt (Helen and Druitt together) or Love Ashley then go onto the Sanctuary Forum WWDD: The Druitt Diehards and The Awesometastic Ashley Magnus. There are some awsome people on there. SSJ, Sarah, Japa, C&D, SS = Good (Online) People. Yah, those are ALL nicknames. Eiser to type ya know! :)

Last Random Fact (I swear!!!)-- I smile all the time. In real life and I often insert random :) ... It is because I am happy... Get over it people! Not everyone is pessimistic!!! (Yah- I'm practically one of those people that get on your nerves they are so optimistic... LOL)

The End... Of Part 1... Therefore not really the end...Oh well...

Supidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

"Pleases hold all questions till after the rant, thank you." --Candace Flynn

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

If you wish that a (or more than one) fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you believe that Haruhi Fujioka is too dumb to be an honor student, copy and repost this. I mean, really. What, 3, 4 hosts are in love with her and she doesn't even notice?!

If you believe in God and his son Jesus the Christ, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile.

A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend laughs at you and trips you again.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Girls are like phones, they like to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button then you'll get disconnected.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Already have the shovel to bury the body of the person that made you cry.

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge; I get a paddle boat and save your stupid butt!

Crazy

That is the truest sign of insanity--insane people are always sure they are fine. It is only the sane people that are willing to admit that they are crazy." --Nora Ephron

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line!

I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. (Similar, yes. But different.)

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it." –Unknown

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever spun around in a chair and gone, "WEEEEE," copy and paste this into your profile.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (I have a new obsession every month)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. (I do this ALL THE TIME!!!)

If you're confused most of the time, copy and paste this on your profile

"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same." - Unknown

Bookworms

If you have ever read a 500 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Computer

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." – Unknown

Clumsy

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a wall, a door or a poll, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Don't follow in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

Statistics

95 percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the 5 percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your head off.

Quotes

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." Adam Savage, Mythbusters

"The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable." -Unknown

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid." - Unknown

When there's a will, I want to be in it." - Unknown

"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." Herm Albright

"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."-Mark Twain

Everything here is edible. Even I am edible, but that is cannibalism my children and frowned upon in most societies. Charlie and the chocolate factory

"My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone." Anonymous

"If you know me, chances are you hate me." Anonymous

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose. Weinber

Girl Comebacks!

Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Woman: About as much as when you got kicked out of Hell.

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!

Do what the Doctor tells you!

(Statements from the Doctor on Life and how to live it)

•First things first….but not necessarily in that order.

•Don't be afraid to dress conspicuously.

•When government gets involved, start getting nervous

•Life is hard. Then you regenerate.

•There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.

•There is a scientific explanation for everything... but you don’t always need to know it. (Whibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey... Yah.)

•Almost any problem can be solved by reversing the polarity of the neutron flow.

•Sweedish Fish are good.

•When in doubt, bang the console with a mallet.

•Time and Time Lords wait for no man.

•People can be so much more... when they think.

•When I say run, RUN!

•Talking gets you out of some very tight corners.

•If it glows, avoid it.

•Don’t have a neuron implosion.

•Oi! Don't touch the big button!

•All aliens speak with British accents.

•Never say ‘What could happen?’

•Laugh once in a while. At anything.

•There's nothing the sonic screwdriver can't handle.

•Never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.

•Everyone remotely interesting is mad in one way or another.

•Innovate. Always innovate.

•The worst won't happen if you do something immensely clever.

•Do what is right. Even if it breaks your heart(s).

•You won’t get called a stupid ape if you don’t act like one.

•It’s good to bring along a change of clothes. Or a few.

•Think fast.

•The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common; they don't alter their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit the views.

•Companions may come and go, but your K9 is forever.

•You can get into anywhere with a confident attitude…and psychic paper.

•Life’s an adventure. That’s why we keep living.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

If you're going to criticize someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't want to copy and paste this into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're even mildly annoyed by all of the things I'm telling you to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer.

STUFF I'VE STOLEN

(I stole the stuff below...changed some things is all...Is that plagerism? ...Oh my gosh... Ive broken the LAW!! Now I wont be able to watch Criminal Minds and Monk without feeling GUILTY!! ...AHHHHHHHH! The Guilt has GOT me!)

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dyslexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

Larry the Cucumber: Everybody's got a water buffalo!! Yours is fast but mine is slow. Oh, where'd we get them, I don't know, but everybody's got a water buffalooooooooooooooooooooo. I took my buffalo to the store, got his head stuck in the door, spilled some Lima beans on the floor, oh everybody's got a-

Archibald the Asparagus: STOP IT!! Stop! Stop right this instance!! What do you think you're doing?! You can't say everybody's got a water buffalo and everyone does NOT have a water buffalo! We're going to get nasty letters saying, "Where's MY water buffalo? Why don't I have a water buffalo?" and are you prepared to deal with that? I don't think so! Just stop being so silly!!

Narrator: This has been Silly Songs with Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry sing:

Larry: Everybody's got a baby kangaroo! Yours is pink but mine is blue. Her's was small but-

Archibald: AAAHHHHH (asparagus TACKLE)

-I got this from water kangaroo (she has at least 400 favorite stories! sadly none of her own are published on here... :( sob OK thats enough of me being dramatic! Back to the ...show? ... Fanfic? ... Profile! Thats it!)

Daddy I love you

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap. When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice. When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from ballet to gymnastics to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back. When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row. When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house. When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste. When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter. When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked. When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could. When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night. When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn. When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends. When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country. When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children. And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile

If this touched you, please copy and paste onto your page.

Girlsare likeapples on trees.The best ones areat the top of the tree. Theboys don’t want to reachfor the good ones because theyare afraid of falling and getting hurt.Instead, they just get the rotten applesfrom the ground that aren't as good,but easy. So the apples at the top thinksomething is wrong with them, when inreality, they're amazing. They justhave to wait for the right boy tocome along, the one who'sbrave enough toclimb allthe wayto the topof the tree.

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year.She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks she walked along under the tall elm trees, she asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger.When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it.However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her.She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her.When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to cry.Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story.The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him.She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before.When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed.The officer thanked her for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her.She asked if they would ask the man one question.She was curious as to why he had not attacked her.When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her. Believe in God and he'll always be there to protect you. If you believe in Christ and aren't afraid to say it, copy and paste this story to your profile.

'Crazy is when' Rant :

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh and then someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in CQ (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Col Clamworthy is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you don’t say a thing about yourself in your fan fiction bio but instead yell random things that make you late. Crazy is when you start getting antisocial because you want to read instead of hanging out with your friends. Crazy is when you make random CQ references and you see CQ related things and point it out to your friends and they tell you to shut up and you’re crazy. Crazy is when you'd rather read then eat. Crazy is when you sprain your ankle and keep on skateboarding. Crazy is when you memorize those phrase thingies that everyone posts on here and randomly say them to everybody you do and don't know. Crazy is when you print off two copies of your favorite "Copy and pastes" and stick one copy on your wall and the other inside your school locker. Crazy is when you stare at people until they say "what?' and then you say: "You are very interesting to watch." Crazy is when you walk into a lampost and say 'sorry!'. Crazy is where you read 3 books a day. Crazy is where you get kicked in the head by your best friend and laugh even though it hurt. Crazy is where you look all round the house for something then find it by your feet. Crazy is where you go to grammar school but fail your maths test miserably. Crazy is when someone says something directly to your face, and you are looking them in the eye, and you can't repeat what they say. Crazy is when you randomly start singing nursery rhymes with your friend while trying to figure out how to type on her computer. Crazy is when you think of your computer as if it is a real person then start yelling and skreeming at it for not doing what you want then starting to hit and kick it and finally appoligising for being so mean BUT you dont mean it because you are a violent person. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! (The last one was mine!)

Girls Don't realize these things-

I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for... I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family. I'm Sorry That I cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

--idratherbeinbritain

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

-A girl & guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow down, I'm scared. Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, It's not. Please? It's too scary. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. (She gave him a hug) Guy: Can you take off my helmet; put it on yourself, it's bugging me. In the news paper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were on it, only one survived.The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the brakes were broken, and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he made her give him a big hug and tell him she loved him one last time. Then, he had her put his helmet on knowing he would die.

(More) Random STUFF stuff is on the way... in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... 0!

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!)

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1) You accidentally entered your password on a microwave.

2) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3) The reason you're not keeping in touch with your friends is because they don't have a screenname or Facebook.

4) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6) Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.

7) As you read the list, you keep nodding and smiling.

8) As you read this, you're thinking about sending it to all your friends.

9) You were to busy to notice number 5.

10) You scrolled up to see if there was a number 5.

11) Now you're laughing at your stupidity!

12) Copy and paste this into your profile if you fell for it and I know you did.

Favorite Quotes

One day, I WILL write a multi-chapter story, with thousands of words, a good plot, a climax, and an ending. I swear I will. Just...not today...or tomorrow.

-Surreal Squirrel

“Hello, this is Karen Turner, and I’m not available right now. I am probably off saving the galaxy or trying to get myself into trouble again. If this is Peter Pevensie, please go away. If this is Edmund, please do me a favor and punch you brother in the nose. If this is Jacen, I’m not coming to get you out of another mess. If this is Jaina, please keep your brother out of trouble for once. If this is Itachi, please stop trying to kill yourself and also take your stupid medication for crying out loud! If this is Kabuto, I really don’t want to talk to you right now, because I haven’t decided whether or not I hate you yet. If this is Kakashi Sensei, yes I’m staying out of trouble, and no, I’m not trying to kill Sasuke. If this is Master Stealth, yes I just lied to Kakashi, and no, I’m not really going to literally kill anybody. If this is Morzan, please don’t shout at me, I’ll get back to you later, and no, I didn’t scratch your car. If this is Vortigern, I don’t know how you got a phone but I’m as sure as anything going to send a pink bunny curse through the reception when I get back. If this is Indianna Jones, no, I didn’t steal your artifacts, and yes, I did blow up a tank recently. If this is Kevin Eleven, yes, I did steal your car. You can probably find it parked in front of Gwen’s house. If this is the Joker, yes, I am serious, and no, I’m not going to explain why. If this is Two-face, please update your wardrobe because your colors clash and it’s really disgusting. If this is Obi-Wan Kenobi, please don’t get mad at me, because you’re scary, and please be nicer to Anakin – he’s had a bad day. If this is Anakin, don’t listen to the Chancellor - he’s evil. If this is anybody else who I don’t know or don’t even want to know about, please leave a message. And if you are an advertiser, please go away. I’m not interested right now.”

-jxr1 (she is also an awsome fanfic person! I have her in my fave authors...I think... Im just kidding! She has an awsome series about a girl who can travel between unverses (into Batman, Eragon, etc.) I have read all of her stuff-even Naruto and I have never read one chapter or seen one episode of that so that shows you how much I love her stuff!) -- Her stuff does not exist anymore... she deleted it all. Sad but Good.

Dont worry, it all makes sense in my head.

-DZR (she is a fanfic person--look her up if you like Sanctuary!!)

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't have a Facebook, and doesn't send a thousand texts a day on a cell phone. I am the girl that has never been asked out. BUT I am also the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. I am the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment!), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with books, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, secilmis yazar, Holly Marie Fowl, FlyingToastersUnite, Cannibalistic Skittles, Fell4

-Cannibalistic Skittles

'The unexpected will always remain the unexpected until you expect it, in which case it becomes the expected unexpected. But it's still unexpected. Now you're just expecting it'

--vanillatwilight132941 and Shon-Kun1301

As previously mentioned, I love The Mentalist! You want proof?

-Ever

--vanillatwilight132941 and Shon-Kun1301

y time I watch an ad, my heart rate goes up by about fifty beats. -I can't watch it in the same room as anyone else, because it reminds me that it's not real. (I just ignore everyone else and shout advice at the TV) -I had a Red John cake at my sixteenth! (I am not yet 16) -I own a Jane vest! (I dotn but... I should!!) -I say irksome. A lot. (SO DO I!) -I slip quotes into conversations without people knowing. -I can quote full scenes. Can't everyone? -I can't go ten minutes without thinking about it. -My English teacher asked me who the typical Australian was. I said Simon Baker. -The only thing I ask for during the Chrismas season is the Season 1 DVD. -I recommend it to around a thousand people every day. -Monday is the greatest day of the week. Tuesday is the worst.

-SarcasmIsTheLowestFormOfWit (I changed it just a abit so that is would be a little more general and Mentalist fanpeople could past it to their profile)