Diclaimers: I never claim to own Doctor Who, Heroes, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, NCIS, The Host, Terminator, Babylon 5, Alex Rider, Spider Man, Transformers, Dinotopia, Avengers, The Hunger Games, or anything else I write for.

Favorite quotes:

When life gives you lemons, squirt juice in your enemy's eyes.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the whole world wonder how you did it.

Friends ask why you're crying. Best friends already have the shovel to bury the loser that made you cry.

You build worlds of sand and stone, I build worlds of words alone.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the doorbell and run. He hates that.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

My mind works like lightning; one brilliant flash and then it's gone.

I was going to take over the world today, but I was distracted by something sparkly.

I dream of a perfect world where a chicken can cross a road without having it's motives questioned.

Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.

I did what they said and took the road less traveled... Now where am I?

Yes, I hit like a girl. You would too if you could hit a bit harder.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

It's you and me against the world... We attack at dawn!

Some say the glass is half full. Some say it's half empty. All I want to know is who's been drinking my water!

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.

My imaginary friend thinks you have a very serious problem...

"The more I learn, the more I forget. So why would I learn?"

"If all else fails, hit it with a big hammer."

"There is no problem in the world that can't be solved with duct tape, chocolate, or running it over."

One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. AND SPIDERS!

If zombies chase us I'm tripping you.

I'm not afraid of the dark. I'm afraid of the ninjas that hide in the dark.

If it wasn't for law enforcement and physics I'd be unstoppable!

My friend told me I was delusional; I almost fell off my unicorn.

"Be who you are and say what you feel. Because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind" - Dr. Seuss

Sometimes I wonder "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" then it hits me.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away from them and you've got their shoes!

Favorite Doctor Who quotes:

"Look at me, I'm a target!" -The Doctor

"The world doesn't end because The Doctor dances." -Rose

"I like that, Allosy... I should say 'allonsy' more often... Look out, Rose! Allonsy! And then, what would be really brilliant is if I met someone named Alonzo, because then i could say, "Allosy, Alonzo, every time! You're staring at me." -The Doctor

"The Doctor: Why don't you finish it! Rid the universe of your filth! Why don't you just die!

Dalek: You would make a good Dalek."

"Sorry. Checking all the water in this area. There's an escaped fish." -The Doctor

"Basically, I rule!" - Liz 10

"Nobody human has anything to say to me today!" -The Doctor

"I'm the Tin dog!" -Mickey

"You did this to me! All my life! One! Two! Three! Four!" -The Master

"Well of course you're not afraid! Box falls from sky, man falls from box, man eats fish custard, and look at you! Just sitting there!" -The Doctor

"The Doctor: (Throws bread out the door) AND STAY OUT!"

"River Song: If my calculations are correct, then one blast to your eyestalk should kill you.

Dalek: Records show you are a companion of the Doctor's. You will show mercy!

River: I'm Doctor River Song. Look me up.

Dalek: Mercy!

River: Say it again.

Dalek: Mercy!

River: One more time.

Dalek: MERCY!

(Later)

Amy: Where's the Dalek?

River: It died."

"Rule one; The Doctor lies." -River Song

"GERONIMO!" -The Doctor

"Almost every human being in the universe has an irrational fear of the dark. Only they're wrong. Because it's not irrational. It's Vashta Narada." -The Doctor

"Well, you need to get yourself a better dictionary. When you do, look up genocide. You'll see a little picture of me there. And the caption will read, 'Over my dead body!'" - The Doctor

"River, you said my name. There's only one reason I'd tell anyone my name." -The Doctor

"I'm sorry. I'm so sorry." - The Doctor

"The Doctor: RAXACORICOFALLAPATORIOUS!

Mickey: Great, now we can send them a letter!

"Humans. You're always thinking about dying. You never stop to imagine the impossible; that you survive." -The Doctor

"All her life and she's never been touched." -Cassandra

"They're just so... alien. The aliens are so... alien. You look at them... and they're alien." Rose

"Lots of planets have a north!" -The Doctor

"I'm a Time Lord. I'm from the planet Gallifrey in the constallation of Kasterborous. I am 903 years old and I'm the man who's going to save your lives and the six billion people on the planet below. You got a problem with that?" -The Doctor

"Bannakaffalatta stop! Bannakaffalatta proud. Bannakaffalatta... CYBORG!" -Bannakaffalatta

"Take me to your leader! Always wanted to say that!" -The Doctor

"The Doctor: And I should know because...

Max: My name is Max! (Tooth sparkles)

The Doctor: It really does that?"

"Max: I never lose!

The Doctor: You can't even sink the Titanic!"

"Rose: Look at you, beaming away like you're father Christmas!

The Doctor: Who says I'm not, red bicycle when you were twelve?

Rose: What?"

"Jack: Ok, this can function as a sonic blaster, a sonic cannon, and a triple-fold sonic disruptor. Doc, what you got?

The Doctor: I've got a sonic... Er, never mind!

Jack: What?

The Doctor: It's sonic, ok, let's leave it at that!

Jack: Disruptor, Cannon, what?

The Doctor: It's sonic, ok, I'm totally sonicked up!

Jack: A sonic what!

The Doctor: Screwdriver!

(Later)

Jack: Who looks at a screwdriver and says, "Ooh, this could be a little more sonic?"

"Mrs Harcourt: My leg's grown back! When I came to the hospital, I had one leg.

Doctor Constantine: Well, there is a war going on... is it possible you've miscounted...?"

"Gas Mask creatures: Mummy! Mummy! Mummy!

The Doctor: Go to your room!

Gas Mask Creatures: (Pause)

The Doctor: Go to your room! I mean it! I'm very very angry with you. I'm very very cross! Go... to... your... room!

Creatures go back to their beds

The Doctor: I'm really glad that worked. Those would have been terrible last words."

"Fezzes are cool!" -The Doctor

"The Doctor: (Listening to recording of Empty Child's voice) It's afraid. Terribly afraid and powerful. It doesn't know yet, but it will do. (laughs) And i just sent it to it's room!

Rose: (Hears a whirring, flapping sound) Doctor...

The Empty Child: I'm here; can't you see me?

Rose: What's that noise?

The Doctor: End of the tape. It ran out about thirty seconds ago.

The Empty Child: I'm here, now, can't you see me?

The Doctor: (Realizing) I sent it to it's room. This is it's room."

"Don't dis the sonic!" -The Doctor

"You never interfere in the affairs of other people or planets unless there's children crying." - Amy

"Don't turn around. Don't look away. Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you can believe. Don't turn around, don't look away and whatever you do, don't blink. Good luck." - The Doctor

"The Angels have the Phone Box."- The Doctor

"Dalek: Would you care for some tea?

Doctor: (Smashes tray and cup) Stop this! What are you doing here? What do you want?

Dalek: We seek only to help you.

Doctor: To do what?

Dalek: To win the war.

Doctor: Really? Which war?

Dalek: I do not understand.

Doctor: This war, against the Nazis? Or your war? The war against the rest of the universe? The war against all life forms that are not Dalek?

Dalek: I do not understand. I am your soldier.

Doctor: (Picks up giant spanner) Ok, soldier, defend yourself! (starts hitting Dalek with spanner)

Bracewell: Doctor, what the...?

Dalek: You do not require tea?"

"Dalek: Please desist from striking me. I am your soldier.

Doctor: You! (Strikes Dalek) Are! (Strikes Dalke) My! (Strikes Dalek) Enemy! And I am yours! You are everything I despise! The worst thing in all creation. And I've defeated you! Time and time again, I've defeated you! I sent you back to the Void! I've saved the whole of reality from you! I am the Doctor! And you are the Daleks! (Kicks Dalek)

Dalek: (Rolls backwards across the room. Points eyestalk back at the Doctor) Correct."

"Doctor: Am I... ginger?

Rose: No, you're just sort of... brown.

Doctor: oh, I want to be ginger! I've never been ginger before! And you Rose Tyler, fat lot of good you were, you gave up on me! Oh, that's rude! Is that the sort of a man I am now, rude? Rude and not ginger."

"Oh! Look at me, I'm thick! Old and thick! Head's too full of stuff! I need a bigger head!" -The Doctor

"Am I an old misery? Life and soul? Right-Handed? Left-Handed? A gambler? A fighter? A coward? A traitor, a liar a nervous wreck, I mean judging by the evidence, I've certainly got a gob. And how am I going to react when I see this? A great, big, threatening button. A great big, threatening button that should never ever ever be pressed under any circumstances, am I right?" - The Doctor.