Rocker-Princess-97
 Author has written 24 stories for Transformers, X-Men: Evolution, Jurassic Park, Magical Starsign, Vampire Knight, Transformers/Beast Wars, Goosebumps, Nightmare Before Christmas, Soul Eater, Hobbit, Ed, Edd n Eddy, Secret Saturdays, Forest Of Hands And Teeth, How to Train Your Dragon, and Frozen. I'm now over on Fictionpress as HeidiLass97. I've not published anything, but I'll probably get around to it eventually. ATTENTION! I AM CONSIDERING A KIND OF PREQUEL TO REVENGE OF THE DUMMY FEATURING HOW LYN, EVELYN, AND RAELYN ENCOUNTERED SLAPPY. WOULD ANYONE BE INTERESTED IN SEEING THIS? PLEASE PM ME IF SO! NOTICE: I have not logged into my account here in a long time, so I was really upset to see that all of my documents in Doc Manager were gone except for "Tick-Tock". Not all of them were backed up. Luckily, I had not started my update on "Now And Forever!" or "Evolution: Legion of Shadows" so those two were unaffected. "Beat of the Soul, Beat of the Heart" was backed up, but "Pain Is My Medication" "Ice, Fire, Water, Earth, and Sky" and "Here We Stand United" were not. I had also finished a chapter for "The Secrets That Lie Beyond" that was not backed up. The first draft was, but not the revised edition. It made me really mad too, I was so excited to post that sequel but I wanted to finished "Here We Stand United" first. So expect no updates on those any time soon either. Gender- If you're stupid, I'll tell you anyway. As evidence by the Rocker-PRINCESS-97, I'm female! Age- Old enough to drive, let's put it that way. My Hobbies- writing...duh... reading, volleyball Current Favorite Movies- the Transformers movies! (Revenge of the Fallen is my favorite!!) the Jurassic Park movie series! the X-Men movies (First Class is my favorite!) The Nightmare Before Christmas, Ghost Busters movies, Pirates of the Caribbean (all of them), The Lord of the Rings trilogy, the Hobbit Current Favorite Cartoons- The Secret Saturdays, X-Men: Evolution, Transformers Prime, Fish Hooks Current Favorite (real) TV shows- Revenge, Body of Proof, The Walking Dead, Lost Tapes, Highlander, Believe, the Blacklist, Mysteries of Laura, Law and Order SVU, The Slap, HEROES!!!!! Current Favorite Books/Series- Gatekeepers series, Warriors series, Prophecy of the Sisters series, Alex Rider series, The Prophecy of the Stones(novel), Sarah Addison Allen books, Gifted series, Miss Peregrine's Home For Peculiar Children, the Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel, the Forest of Hands and Teeth series, Dearly series, "Dead is" series, Monstrumologist series, V.C. Andrews books, Preston and Child books Current Favorite Anime/Manga- Pandora Hearts, Soul Eater, Bloody Kiss, Vampire Knight, RosarioVampire, Chobits, A Devil and Her Love Song, Chaika: The Coffin Princess, Naruto, One Piece Favorite Bands/Artists- Three Days Grace, Evanescence, We Are the Fallen, Adelitas Way, Burn Halo, Papa Roach, Breaking Benjamin, Seether, Disturbed, Theory of a Deadman, Flyleaf, Icon for Hire, Paramore, Volbeat, Black Veil Brides, Sixx:A.M., Halestorm, 10 Years, My Darkest Days, Killer Me Killer You, Within Temptation, Nightwish, The Pretty Reckless, Her Bright Skies, Stellar Revival, In This Moment, Evanescence, Pierce the Veil, Sleeping With Sirens, Thousand Foot Krutch, Stone Sour, 12 Stones, Aranda, Stitched Up Heart, The Nearly Deads, Fight or Flight, Crown the Empire, Memphis May Fire, Gemini Syndrome, Of Mice and Men...did I say Evanescence? Current Games I love/Am obsessed with- Magical Starsign, Inotia 3, Witch's Wish, Brave Frontier Note- sometimes I get writers block. Sorry! Evanescence! I love love love Evanescence! 4/25/2012 my wish was fulfilled! I've seen Evanescence live! 7/31/12- I've seen Evanescence again! I went to the kick-off of the Carnival of Madness! Concerts I'm going to/want to go to this year- Lazerfest, Rock on the Range, Carnival of Madness (again!), Warp Tour, Shiprocked! (For the Rock on the Range and Shiprocked, I REALLY want to go, but it seems so unlikely. Hey, a girl can dream can't she?) Okay, so, to all you people out there who like my stories, but don't review, just know, I don't hold it against you. But, the stories where I constantly get reviews will be the only ones to be updated somewhat regularly. Stories include-Here We Stand United, Evolution: Legion of Shadows I'm pleased to report my computer is back in operation! I'll try to update ASAP. 5/18/12 it's summer!!! This summer- I hope to complete all the stories I have started, and maybe start a couple more afterwards. New idea! I'll tell you stats on my stories! Death to the Heart- Complete...also might edit... Lyrical Inspiration- DELETED! Bereisen Sie die Universe- Complete! When Villains Collide- Complete! A Generation Later- Kind of a sample. If enough people like it, I'll continue after I finish Bereisen Sie die Universe and its sequel...yeah, this is probably going to turn into a Magical Starsign series...joy, more ideas demanding my attention. How will I get everything done? Just A Storm- Complete. Expect a sequel-like thing later on. Pain of the Islands- DELETED! Jurassic Disaster- Centered around Skids and Mudflap because I love them so! Complete! Written In Ashes- COMPLETE! The Beginning of Our Lives- DELETED! Rapunzel Parody- A parody starring the Transformers. Complete! Expect more parodies. Promises- Centered around Skids and Mudflap. Sequel to Just a Storm. Complete. Infected- A Transformers G1 and the Forest of Hands and Teeth crossover. Complete! Our Darkest Hours- Centered around the battle after Mission City. Bayverse AU. Prowl/Jazz slash. Character death. Complete. Possible expansion later. Danger Is My Middle Name- TFPrime. Smokescreen and OC-centric. Has what I like to call "Freak World". COMPLETE! Revenge of the Dummy- Set a few years after the Goosebumps episode Night of the Living Dummy 3. Trina and Daniel spend a weekend in a hotel, not expecting to run into a villain from their past. Complete! The Lost (Chapter)- Spin-off from Danger Is My Middle Name. Alternate Autobot ending. SLASH! Twins/Ratchet mentions of Prowl/Jazz. Complete! Now And Forever!- Nightmare Before Christmas fanfic. When Lock, Shock, and Barrel said "Now and Forever" they meant it. In progress. Too Little Too Late- Random one-shot about Soul and Maka and Death the Kid. Character death. Complete. Pain Is My Medication- Sequel to Danger is My Middle Name. ON HIATUS Here We Stand United- An AU crossover for the Hobbit and How To Train Your Dragon. ON HIATUS Jonny's Revenge- Inspired by a song of the same title. Takes place after Ed Edd 'n' Eddy's Big Picture Show. Title kind of says it all. Complete. Evolution: Legion of Shadows- For those of you who have read Written In Ashes, as promised, the original story I put my OC Valerie in. In progress. Ice, Fire, Water, Earth and Sky- Hobbit and Frozen Crossover. The Kingdom of Erebor has long had a trading partnership with Arendelle. Unlike Arendelle, everyone has an elemental gift in Erebor. However, Evil rises and wishes to use these powers for their own selfish gains. ON HIATUS Beat of the Soul, Beat of the Heart- Soul Eater AU. The Star Clan kidnaps Death the Kid for a hefty sum. Eventual Black-Star/Death the Kid. In progress. Tick-Tock- Goosebumps, AU for the Cuckoo Clock of Doom. Requested by retro mania. In progress. Upcoming stories! Who We Are Meant To Be- Will be my first Rise of the Guardians fanfic. In which Pain is Jack's friend and Eternity has a plan for each and every Guardian. The Secrets That Lie Beyond- Sequel to Bereisen Sie die Universe. Hey, What Happened to Our World?- A Forest of Hands and Teeth story. The days the world ended and zombies took over. Will probably be a short little story full of death and gore. Basic Ideas=Ideas that have a basic plot, but nothing is certain, and there is no title yet Possible sequel to Infected? Soul Eater and Pandora Hearts Crossover Goosebumps and TFPrime Crossover(s) Teen Titans and TFPrime Crossover. TFPrime will be AU TF G1 and Magical Starsign Crossover (yeah, that's right, that's my plan) The Nightmare Before Christmas. Crossovers and non-crossovers both planned. Possible X-Men: Evolution and some universe of TMNT Crossover(s) Kim Possible and XME? Maybe, still considering it. XME CROSSOVERS- Please note: If it's a universe I at least somewhat know and like, I will probably make a crossover with XME. XME and MS Crossover. This one is definitely going to happen at some point or another. Don't read this if you don't like those horror story things! There were 3 girls They were looking through people's MySpaces The girl slowly came upon this one particular MySpace It had creatures in the background, and the man looked like a phsycho She started laughing with her friend on how ugly he was Right then, an instant message came up It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like myMySpace?? XxLoVemExX: What?? Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; you're looking at my MySpace right now. XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how? SatanStalker: I just do. Especially to pretty girls like you. With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down a little bit to cover whatever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now. XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living crap out of me. SatanStalker: You should be wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him, he's a freaking psycho! The girl: Ok holy crap, you think he's watching us? SatanStalker: I am. Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem. XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem. SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really scared. Girl's friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs, trust me I doubt he's really coming. It's just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girl's friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said anything She opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. With her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two Shudders* This is really sweet... When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. Repost and bold what you 'are' 1. Sideswipe 2. Sunstreaker 3. Ratchet 4. Jazz 5. Bumblebee 6. Ironhide 7. Bluestreak 8. Wheeljack 9. Mirage 10. Hound 11. Skywarp 12. Thundercracker Here's the list of characters from favorite to, you get the point. On with the randomness called a meme. 1) Have you ever read a Five/Ten fic before? I've never read one. I don't know if they exist. 2) Do you think Three is hot? How hot? Uh...Ratchet's a robot, so... 3) What would happen if Six got One pregnant? That would never happen. EVER! 4) Do you recall any good fics about Nine? Mirage? It was one where Cliffjumper dissed him or something... I can't remember 5) Would Seven and Two make a good couple? Not my personal favorite, but a lot of people like that couple. 6) Four/Eight or Four/Nine? Jazz/Mirage. 'Cause Jazz/Wheeljack would be creepy. 7) What would happen if Seven discovered Three and Eight in a secret relationship? If Bluestreak found out Ratchet and Wheeljack were in a secret relationship, he'd drag Wheeljack away and go tell the Twins. 8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a Two/Six fic. hm... Summary- Sunstreaker had serious problems. Too violent, too vain, insane...the list went on and on. Ironhide has made it his task to at least stop his needless violence. 9) Is there such a thing as a Four/Ten romantic fluff story? I have no idea, but I think that would be creepy. 10) Suggest a title for a One/Five Hurt/Comfort fic. um... It's Okay to be A Mini-bot or Mini-bots aren't useless 11) What kind of plot would you use for a Three/Eleven fic? uh... Skywarp, under Megatron's orders, kidnapped the Autobot medic, Ratchet. What happens when he finds out the medic is with spark and Seeker programming kicks in? 12) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven het? What about Nine slash? UM...No comment. 13) If you wrote a songfic about Nine, what song would you choose? Invisible Man by Theory of a Deadman. 14) If you wrote a Two/Three/Six fic, what would the warning be? Warnings- Angst! One-sided Ratchet and Ironhide! 15) What pick-up line might Eight use on Five? Wheeljack- It's for SCIENCE! Bumblebee- Please don't blow up...again. 16) Challenge: Write a drabblefic for Ten/Eight. Hound/Wheeljack...: Smoke poured from the lab, and Hound rushed towards the wreckage. Upon arriving, he found Inferno battling the flames. Hound glanced towards the firetruck, and Inferno nodded. Hound ran into the lab and moments later came back out dragging a partially melted Wheeljack. Ratchet was not going to be happy... 17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Bluestreak would probably run out screaming for Ratchet to come fix his processor. 18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? NO! I find that creepy! :( 19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? What about Three het? Again, No comment. 20) Does anyone one your friends list write or draw Eleven? Skywarp! The crazy Seeker! Nope. 21) Would you write Two/Four/Five? No! Again, creepy! Twins/Ratchet, Prowl/Jazz FOREVER!! 22) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion? Hound- NOOOO! The poor little animals! 23) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Oh, about two weeks ago. I found it funny. 24) What's Six's super-secret kink? Ironhide's secretly in love with his cannons! *GASP* Wait, that's not a secret... 25) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Skywarp and Mirage? NEVER! 26) If Three and Seven get together, who tops? Bluestreak and Ratchet? Ratchet. Never mind the fact that they'd have to be drunk. 27) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic? Sideswipe finds true love in his twin? Duh. He's his OTHER HALF! Who DIDN'T see that coming?! Turn around and see the obvious. 28) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Wheeljack/Bluestreak? YAY! Everyone, the following is a true story, and it happened to batchloo2. PLEASE READ. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Now you have 2 choices: If you hate girly-girls or people who think that they are everything, copy and paste this into your profile. 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Holister said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you are one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your asses off. If you hate preps then copy this onto your profile! If you wish you could just pop in and out of your favorite stories, changing the storyline as you go along to fit your own agenda, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. I am the girl ... that doesn't go to school dances, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on My Space, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or a regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone. PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, Vic Taylor, Erma Buckles, butterfly1415, NotEverJulietNeedsARomeo (got this from ), Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon, talkstoangels77, SeaSpectre 160, Gothic-Princess-77 Signs you might be afflicted with the condition known as WRITER. 1. You would rather talk to the voices in your head than the person sitting next to you. (Thats a definite yes) 2. Some of the letters on your keyboard are completely worn off. (Yes) 3. You would rather write than go out. (Yes) 4. Your/you're and their/there/they're are errors that send you into an apoplectic fit. (YES! It's my OCD) 5. You get cranky if you don't get to write. (More like totally pissed at everything) 6. You've ever said,"The voices are getting louder; I must go write." (Yes everyone thinks I'm crazy now) 7. When talking to others, you mentally edit their dialogue and compose tags and beats. (All the time) 8. You've heard/seen something, and thought, I need to write that down. (Yep and usually I write it on my arm or phone) 9. You've ever written a scene, synopsis, outline, or character sketch on a restaurant napkin..and it wasn't a paper napkin. (Yes...) 10. You wake up in the middle of the night and scrabble for a pen and paper you keep next to your bed to write down a scene to make the voices be quiet so you can get some sleep. (I have to otherwise I'll end up staring at my ceiling for hours!) 11. You end an argument by saying,"Oh,wait, I have to write this down-this is the perfect conflict for my characters! Now, repeat what you just yelled." (Yes. My friend just laughed at me and then repeated everything she just said) 12. Getting the scene finished is more important than coffee, the bathroom, or food. (Yes but I usually would have a coffee or soda next to me) 13. You have a momentary reality lapse and mention your characters' situation as a prayer in Sunday school. (I hit that stage two months ago) 14. A blank wall becomes the screen where the scene you're writing takes place right in front of your eyes. (All the time, even when I actually want to pay attention) 15. The easiest way for you to deal with conflict is to go home and write it in your story. (Then I feel bad because I usually kill a character, though) 16. You purposely eavesdrop in public. (I'm not admitting to that) 17. At parties, your method of making conversation is to discover people in the room with interesting occupations (preferably your hero or heroine's)so you can conduct research. (Yes, and when I see family, too) 18. You listen to the writer's commentary on every DVD so that you can analyze his/her writing process. (I usually don't because I forget I can do that) 19. You have a favorite line from every movie you've seen. (Yes I have like 25 from Transformers and ROTF) 20. You can't write because you're mad at one of your characters. (All the time) 21. You argue with said character. (See above comment) 22. You drive three hours to a city where you don't know anyone, spend another three hours driving around the city, then drive three hours home and decide NOT to set your story there. (I can't drive until sometime in the winter, but I also study the city on the Internet) 23. You have a folder on your computer labeled "Ideas." Some of the files within this folder have only one or two words or sentences and while they made perfect sense years ago, between the software changes in that period of time garbling half the words and your own faulty memory, you have no idea what it means or where you're going with it. But you keep it anyway because you never know, you might remember it eventually. (I usually get around to writing those ideas because I have no social life) 24. You start to laugh out loud in public at what something your character might say. (Yes, again, people think I'm a little crazy) 25. At school, you secretly look forward to writing English papers. (Actually, yes) 26. When you talk to someone, you constantly correct their bad grammar. (All the time) 27. Even though you try your hardest to resist, you often correct your own grammar on IM. (Yes) 28. You talk to youself constantly. (Yes!) 29. You talk to yourself about talking to yourself too much. (I usually don't. My friends just point out I'm talking to myself again) 30. Your family/friends have come to the ignore the habit of your talking to yourself. (Not my parents. I only see them when they force me out of my room. My friends just ask what story I'm talking about) 31. You've apologized out loud to a character after doing something horrible to them. (Yes...I got mad at myself for killing a character) This is about a little girl who was abused, if you care, copy and paste this in your profile My name is sarah I am but three, child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this Her parents kept her Locked in an attic Her only friend was a little toy bear It was old and worn out And had patches of hair She always talked to it When no one's around She lays there and hugs it Not a peep of sound Until her parents unlock the door Some more and more pain She'll have to endure A bruise on her leg A scar on her face Why would she be In such a horrible place? But she grabs her bear And softly crys She loves her parents But they want her to die She sits in the corner Quiet but thinking, "Please God, why is My life always sinking?" Such a bad life For a sad little kid She'd get beaten and beaten For anything she did Then one night Her mom came home high And the poor child was beaten As hours went by Then her mom suddenly Grabbed for a blade It was sharp and pointy One that she made She thrusted the blade Right in her chest, "You deserve to die You worthless piece of CRAP! The mom walked out Leaving the girl slowly dying She grabbed her bear And again started crying Police showed up At the small little house Then quickly barged in Everything quiet as a mouse One officer slowly Opened a door To find the little girl Lying dead on the floor It must have been bad To go through so much harm But at least she died With her best friend in her arms A child dies every day from child abuse And if you have an ounce of pity in you for Auroura (the little girl), and you hate child abuse with a passion, just repost this if you dont repost this you're a lazy, cold hearted person You know you are obsessed with Transformers when...(There's an 'X' next to what I've done) -You hug every yellow vehicle thinking its Bumblebee. X -You suspect every semi truck with flames is Optimus Prime, X -You name your green Jeep Hound -You don’t trust black cop cars for fear that it is Barricade. X -You constantly wait for things to crash from Decepticon attack. X -You cannot look at a boombox the same anymore. X You used to hate technology and now you love it. -You have read every bit of fan information to see what is going to happen in TF 2. X You see the title Deception and think Decepticon. X -You mistake Auto body Repair with Autobot Repair. X -Radio Controlled robots are no longer good enough for you. X -You go to the Hoover dam to make sure Megatron is nice and safe in layers of ice. X (I had my parents check) -You write your congressmen and senators asking to stop Sector 7 funding. -You start fights with Pirates of the Caribbean and Harry Potter fans and state a 200-page thesis why the Transformers are better then pirates and wizards. You know more about the Transformers then the actors themselves. X -You get an Autobot tattoo. -You get a Decepticon tattoo. -You see an ambulance and think it is Ratchet. X -You claim one of the NASCAR’s is actually Hot Rod in disguise. -You state that Jenny (XJ9) is sucky in comparison to Arcee. X -You know each song ever used in TF. X -You think Stan Bush is hiding secrets to the locations of real TF’s. X You think Darth Vader is a wuss and Megatron is the real Lord of the Sith. X -You want to join the Air Force or Navy just to fly a F-22 or F-15 or F-16. -You write an essay for school about what you want to grow up to be and you say you want to be an Autobot when you grow up. -You call the White House and suggest sending Scorponok to Iraq to end the war. -You are a scientist and want to be called Dr. Jetfire, or Dr. Starscream, or Dr. Preceptor. -You are known as General Jazz. -You call your gun Ironhide. X -You claim that the train you took last year was Astrotrain. -You are a boy and change your name to Sam, Spike, or Sparkplug. -You are a girl and change your name to Carly or Michaela or Maggie. -You own every DVD, VHS, and Blu-Ray disk of TF. -You write your college essays on the show and its mythological parallelisms. -You pray to God for your very own Bumblebee. -You pray to Lord Primus instead of God. -You think your teachers attitude resembles that of Shockwaves. X -You get your parents obsessed with it as well. -You give people headaches from constant babble on TF theories. X -You start calling all insects; Insecticons. X -You name old cassette tapes after Soundwaves. -You cannot hear the word blackout without thinking of Blackout. X -You start trying to talk like Blurr. X -You name your other green Jeep Brawn. -You say you are the real Prime. -You start allegiances at your school and cause a school wide war with the other side for power over the playground. -You think your teachers are really Decepticons in pretender shells. X -You use Jetfire as a source for a science paper. -You cannot call construction machines by their proper name. And you start calling them by Constructicon names. X -You think all UFO’s are Cosmos. X -You go to a museum on natural history and call the dinosaurs by dinobot names. X -You call your twin brothers Frenzy and Rumble. -You start comparing Real political figures with Decepticons and Autobots. -You run for class president under the saying “Peace through tyranny.” --or You run for class president under the saying “Freedom is the right of all sentient beings.” -You separate your family by fraction and sub-group. X -You used to hate the color yellow and now love it. X -You are a boy and wear pink to advertise Arcee for TF2. -You call Nasa and give them suggestions on improving technology based on Transformers designs. -You look at a map of astronomy and try to locate planet Junk or Cybertron. X -You play Prowl vs Barricade instead of Good cop vs Bad cop. X -You think Decepticons caused the California forest fires. X You claim every earthquake is caused by Rumble. X You claim the oil crisis is caused by Megatron wanting Energon. X -You have reoccurring dreams where you are a Transformer. X -You tell your physics teacher he/she is full of it and that the Transformers have proved that you can travel faster then speed of light is a possibility. -You covered your walls with TF pics. -You call your computer Teletran one. -You have the TF 2008 Calendar up on your wall and it is just 2007. -You are over the age 16 and still want Transformers bedding. -You want to collect the Dreamwave Comics even thought they went bankrupt and are incomplete stories. X -You do not call electricity; electricity anymore and call it Energon now. -You refer soda as Energon as well. -You call your local garbage man Wreck-Gar. -You build a model of the Ark. -You also build a model of the Nemesis. -You then stage battles between your two new models. -You want to move to Iacon. X -You think your local minister is really a member of the Ancients. -You try to do Circuit-su. X -You state that Global Warming is really a Great Shutdown of the planet. You don’t say WTF anymore you say What the Matrix. -You call your soul a spark now. X -You think the head of congress is really a Quintessian. -You try to build a space bridge. You think the end of the world will come from Unicron. -You want Vector Sigma. X -You take to the shooting range to learn how to shoot moving targets. That way you can shoot down Decepticon Seekers. X You join Transformer fanclubs. -You own a Transformer related site. -You are the leader of a Transformers fanbase. -You need to seek psychiatric help for delusional disorder from transformers induced hallucinations. X -You see anything TF and go fan crazy. X -You want every toy even if it means importing it. X -You want Takaras autograph. You want to be a truck driver because you might get to meet Optimus that way. -You bought the DVD the first day it came out. -You saw the movie over 25 times. X -You read this entire list. X (I did not write this.) 97 of teens only see the Transformers franchise because of Shia La Beouf or Megan Fox. Copy and paste this into your signature if you're the other 3 that goes to see things explode and robots beating the slag outta each other! TRANSFORMERS! IF YOU LIKE TRANSFORMERS COPY AND PASTE THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE!! Over 98% of people will give up cartoons just because they became teenagers. Copy and Paste this if you are one of the 2% who will still be going to the movie theater to watch kid movies when you're 70. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you culod raed taht you are sarmt. Psate tihs on yuor porlfie if you can raed this. This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. 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Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, BlackwolfJaganshilover, Shadowess 88, KuramaKitty, karamoonchild, Lexbro95, I am Number 5, Gothic-Princess-77 Fire You have a short temper You often act on your emotions without thinking first You are very competitive You like to play with fire You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all You prefer warm weather over cold weather You often lose control over yourself You can be quite reckless You sometimes hurt people without realizing it People have often called you insane 8/10 Water You have a calm, laid-back personality You like to go to the beach You rarely get angry When you do get angry, you know how to control it You think before you act. You are good at breaking up fights. You are a great swimmer. You like the rain. You can stay calm in stressful situations. You are very generous. 2/10 Earth You are physically strong. You have a close connection with nature. You don't mind getting dirty. 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If you believe in God, post this on your profile, because as Jesus said; "If you deny me in front of people, I will deny you in front of my father at the gates of heaven." If you ever suffered from FanFiction withdraw copy this into your profile! (It was horrible! I thought I was going to either go crazy or die!) I'd just like to give a shout-out to all my reviewers. You guys are all awesome for favoriting and following all of my stories, reviewing, and putting up with my slow updates! You guys all rock! Don't read this if you don't like those horror story things! There were 3 girls They were looking through people's MySpaces The girl slowly came upon this one particular MySpace It had creatures in the background, and the man looked like a phsycho She started laughing with her friend on how ugly he was Right then, an instant message came up It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like myMySpace?? XxLoVemExX: What?? Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; you're looking at my MySpace right now. XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how? SatanStalker: I just do. Especially to pretty girls like you. With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down a little bit to cover whatever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now. XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living crap out of me. SatanStalker: You should be wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him, he's a freaking psycho! The girl: Ok holy crap, you think he's watching us? SatanStalker: I am. Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem. XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem. SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really scared. Girl's friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs, trust me I doubt he's really coming. It's just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girl's friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said anything She opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. With her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two Don't read this if you don't like those horror story things! There were 3 girls They were looking through people's MySpaces The girl slowly came upon this one particular MySpace It had creatures in the background, and the man looked like a phsycho She started laughing with her friend on how ugly he was Right then, an instant message came up It said: SatanStalker: So how do u like myMySpace?? XxLoVemExX: What?? Who is this anyway?? SatanStalker: Well, you should know; you're looking at my MySpace right now. XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro?? SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace. XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how? SatanStalker: I just do. Especially to pretty girls like you. With very nice legs I might say. At the time the girl was wearing high shorts. She started to pull them down a little bit to cover whatever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now. XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living crap out of me. SatanStalker: You should be wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you They were in shock. Her friend: Holy crap man just block him, he's a freaking psycho! The girl: Ok holy crap, you think he's watching us? SatanStalker: I am. Well it wouldnt really XxLoVemExX: What? My house? SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem. XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out. SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem. SatanStalker has just signed off. The girl and her friend were really scared. Girl's friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs, trust me I doubt he's really coming. It's just a joke from someone. They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight. All of a sudden the girl's friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok. Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up. She goes and knocks but no one said anything She opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom; her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. With her head nailed to the wall. Just her head. If you do not repost this in the next two Shudders* After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over... to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poor girl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole. They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen's name was called out, they shouted "She's down in the sewer!" All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen's body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn't moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom. The police hauled Carmen's body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen's classmates. The five girls lied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead's death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Months later,Carmen's classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn't really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn't there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure. A few days later,one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loud noise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter's room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived,they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl's grisly remains. Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn't stop there. More and more of Carmen's former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn't believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off. They say that Carmen's ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn't believe her story According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whether it's from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off. So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead. FACT: About two months later,16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't re-post it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to re-post it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later,his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later,the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. If you don't re-post this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower,or a drain. They hurt her |
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