Hey all! What I write about basically reflects what I am currently most attached to. Books and video games are my weaknesses.

Story ideas come from the deep, dark recess of my mind. Who knows what lurks there...

Enjoy reading my stories!

Thank you if you have reviewed, favorited, or put alerts on any of my stories! Your feedback is much appreciated!!! :)

Name : KC

Age : 2,517 and still kickin'!

I get most of the pictures for the covers of my stories from various Wiki's. I don't personally own them, but they are on a public website-free to be used by anyone.

Other covers I made myself (they're on my Deviantart).

URL for my Deviantart account:

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My beautiful video that you should all watch and like and tell all your friends about:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fxVJl_iCOg

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this on you're profile.

If your plot bunnies give you the perfect idea- in the middle of a huge math test/ PSAT/shower or other bad time, copy this to your profile.

If you believe in the Indoctrination Theory for the ending of Mass Effect 3, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you respect the sacrifice of Marauder Shields, copy and paste this into your profile.

95% of all teens would panic if they saw Edward Cullen/Justin Bieber/Miley Cyrus/other on top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this into your profile if you are one of the 5% that would grab some popcorn, drag over a chair, and shout: "DO A FLIP!"

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie or show or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and fights the urge to slap those who don't, copy and paste this into your profile

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If you are listening to music right now, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile

1. More than any other, the reason people believe weird things is
because they want to. . . .It feels good. It is comforting. It is
consoling just to have an answer.

2. Secondly, weird beliefs offer "immediate gratification." People like
weird beliefs because they are fast and simple.

3. Weird beliefs also satisfy the quest for significance: they satisfy
our moral needs and our desire that life be meaningful.

4. People believe weird things because weird things give them hope.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(And I'm taking this because...?)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space?)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On artificial bacon:
Real artificial bacon bits.
(we don't get fake fake bacon. we get real fake bacon.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)