Hello, welcome to my page. Be prepared to leave all your sanity behind. I am a crazy person. But, don't worry, I write good stories. At least, I think I do. I need you to tell me. I need reviews! But please no hate. Haters can go jump in a pit of angry tigers. I've got enough people who don't like me. Also, I can be a normal person sometimes. So, don't freak out.

I am an epic nerd. The biggest nerd in the universe. I like superheros, Doctor Who, Firefly, Invader Zim, Penguins of Madagascar, and TRANSFORMERS!!! Transformers rock!! I am a transfreak. Not just a transfan. But, don't worry. I like normal things too, like Friends, Big Bang Theory, Scrubs, Go On, Psych, Burn Notice, and a bunch more. I also love movies. Mostly comedy and action. Like Die Hard. Awesome movie. Go watch it, now! I'm insane, I know.

My favorite superhero is the Flash. Love Wally West! I also like Spider-Man. My favorite Avengers character is Loki. Love him! My favorite doctor is David Tennant. He has great hair, and a great personality. My favorite Firefly character is the pilot. My favorite Invader Zim character is Gir. So funny! My favorite Penguins of Madagascar character is Kowalski. He is hilarious! My favorite Friends character is Joey. My favorite Big Bang Theory person is Sheldon. But, my favorite Transformer of all time is RATCHET!

I am the biggest Transformers fan in the entire universe. Or the biggest Ratchet fan in the universe at least! I LOVE RATCHET!!! *Sigh* Someday I will marry him. I don't care if he's a giant alien robot! I love his red and white. I love his chevron. I love his job. I love his wrenches. I love his personality. I love his attitude. I love how he will sacrifice himself to save someone else. I love everything about him! He is AWESOME!!! I know, I am a very crazy person. Deal with it.

I also love Homestuck. Love Dave Strider! He is awesome! I also like Gamzee. He is hilarious!

I drew my profile picture myself, if you are wondering. I'm on deviantart, and I have a couple Transformers drawings up there, including this one. My username is FrostieFreeze, sort of like on here. So if anybody wants to take a look at them. XD

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Hey everyone! I'm making a list here of all my OCs and their profiles. There's just one right now but if I come up with more I will add them here. Sorry the story about her is sort of sad. I've been sort of stressed out and released some of it by writing her backstory.

OC List

Skyravia:Skyravia is Optimus Prime's little sister. She has the alt mode of a jet and loves flying around. She is one of Prime's best fighters and usually fights on the front lines. Optimus doesn't really like that, but it is the best strategy. Optimus never even knew about her until she came to him to join his team. So he doesn't know much about his younger sister. But she has kind of a sad past. Back on Cybertron, she had a bondmate. His name was Silverquick. She loved him very much. But one day he was captured by Megatron. He was tortured to death because he wouldn't give Megatron the information he wanted. So part of the reason she joined Prime's team was to avenge her bondmate's death. The other reason was because Optimus is her brother. She has never told anyone because she doesn't think anyone would listen, and also she doesn't like sharing her feelings or problems. She doesn't like throwing her problems on somebody else. So she keeps it a secret. But she still misses Silverquick very much and will occasionally plot revenge plans against Megatron. She is also kind of the new girl and doesn't really know anyone except her brother. So she hangs by herself most of the time.

I found this and thought it would be fun to do.

List your favorite Transformers characters and act as if you were really in the game:

RATCHET (Duh!)

Knockout

Sunstreaker

Sideswipe

Starscream

Ironhide

Wheeljack

Jazz

Soundwave

Breakdown

Then ask the following questions:

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night

Me: Hi, Ratchet! What's up? Usually you don't wake people up unless you need something. So, what is it?

Ratchet: I need you to give my slaggin wrench back!

Me: But, it's sooo awesome! Can I pleeaassse keep it?

Ratchet: Fine.

Me:Yay!

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Sunstreaker: I look better than that!

Me: Shut up, Sunstreaker! What are you doing here anyways?

Sunstreaker: Um, I wanted to see you?

Me: You perv!

Sunstreaker: I am not a perv!

Me: Whatever.

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Me: Sideswipe, why would you marry Soundwave? One he's a Decepticon, and two, you are nothing alike!

Sideswipe: His tentacles are awesome!

Me: That's not a good reason!

Sideswipe: Yes it is.

Me: O_o

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

Me: What are you doing here, Ironhide? I thought you'd be in the shooting range.

Ironhide: I wanted to take a break. You gotta problem wit that?

Me: No. Please don't shoot me!

Ironhide: Why would I do that?

Me: Because you like to shoot people.

Ironhide: Well, that's true. But only when they piss me off.

Me: Okay.

Ironhide: Like, you're pissing me off right now because you won't let me sleep.

Me: Yikes! Someone please help me!

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Me: Awesome! I love Wheeljack! He's so fun! And it's fun to watch him blow himself up all the time!

Wheeljack: Thanks for the compliment! But I don't blow myself up all the time!

Me: Okay then, 99 percent of the time. Where did you come from, anyways?

Wheeljack: I've been here. I've been hiding.

Me: Why?

Wheeljack: Because I can. And because I might have sort of, kind of, accidentally blew up the med bay.

Me: Ooooo, Ratchet's gonna kill you! HEY RATCHET, WHEELJACK'S OVER HERE!

Wheeljack: What did you do that for?! I thought we were family!

Me: Yes, but I love Ratchet more!

Wheeljack: Okay. I probably should run, right?

Me: If you wanna live, then yeah.

Wheeljack: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Ratchet: Wheeljack! Get your aft back here! I'm gonna reformat you into a toaster, weld your aft to the ceiling, and leave you there for a week!

Wheeljack: AAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I'm sorry Ratch'! I didn't mean to!

Ratchet: I don't care if you didn't mean to! You shouldn't have been working in my med bay in the first place!

Me: Go Ratchet!

Wheeljack: Why are you rooting for him?!

Me: Because I love him, like I said before!

Wheeljack: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?

Me: Do I even wanna know?

Jazz: Probably not.

Number 9 made fun of your friends?

Me: You don't talk often, but when you do you insult people? That's just cruel. Cruel, Soundwave. I can see why you don't talk.

Number 10 ignored you all the time?

Me: Why are you ignoring me, Breakdown? I thought you liked to have fun.

Breakdown: You always ruin my day.

Me: How so?

Breakdown: You bring Bulkhead over.

Me: Oh, sorry. I won't do that anymore. I don't really like him anyways. I just did it cause I thought you were friends.

Breakdown: How could you think that?

Me: I don't know. O_o

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

He'll beat 'em up with his wrench and scream at them. They'll be so scared, they'll never come back.

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?

Sunstreaker: Sun Kiss Yellow paint!

Me: I hate yellow!

Sunstreaker: How dare you! Fine! You will just have to paint me for saying that horrible thing.

Me: Whatever.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Sideswipe: JET JUDO!!!

Me: What? There's no jets! It's a burning house! Not a seeker!

Sideswipe: Oh, well then, Sideswipe to the rescue!

Me: O_o

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Starscream: Do it! I am the commander of the Decepticon army! I shall kill you if you don't!

Megatron walks in*

Megatron: Oh, is that so, Starscream?

Starscream: Oh, um, hi Lord Megatron! I was just having a friendly chat.

Megatron: Uh huh. *Beats up Starscream*

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction?

Ratchet: Like I care.

Me: But Ratchet, you're so much better! Breakdown is forcing me to marry him! I would much rather have you! You shall care!

Ratchet: Fine. Do you want me to hit him with my wrench and yell at him?

Me: Of course!

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

Wheeljack: I made you some cookies. I'm not sure how good they are because I've never made cookies before.

Me: They're not gonna explode, are they?

Wheeljack: I'm pretty sure cookies can't explode.

BOOM!

Wheeljack: Okay, I retract my previous statement. Cookies can, in fact, explode.

Me: Uh huh. I had no idea.

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?

Soundwave: Encouragement: Unnecessary. You: Always victorious.

Me: Why thank you Soundwave. And you are correct. I always win, even when I don't

Soundwave: Your statement: Makes no sense

Me: I know.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

Breakdown: What in the world is so funny?

Me: Knockout has a mustache drawn on his face!

Breakdown: That is funny! *Starts laughing as well*

Knockout: Who did this! I wanna know! I'll kill them! They ruined my finish!

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

Me: OMP! Ratchet is soooo sexy!!!! I just wanna marry him!!! I also like his attitude! He doesn't care what other people think. I love how he yells and throws wrenches when he's mad! It's sooo cool!!! I love his chevron! I love his red and white! I love his looks! I love his personality! I love how he will help anybody! I love how he looks when he's angry! I love how he cares about everyone, even though he yells at them! I could list a billion more reasons! I love everything about him! He is AWESOME!!! I LOVE RATCHET!!!! I am going to marry him!!

Ratchet: *Backs away slowly and grips wrench in case I try to jump him*

Me: *Jumps Ratchet and starts kissing him*

Ratchet: AHHHH!! WHAT IN THE NAME OF PRIMUS ARE YOU DOING?

Me: I'm kissing you. What does it look like?

Ratchet: *Hits me on the head with wrench*

Me: HE HIT ME WITH HIS WRENCH!!! I WILL TREASURE THIS FOREVER!!

Ratchet: WTF O_o

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.

Me: Wait, you like Soundwave?

Knockout: Yeah! He's almost as handsome as I am!

Me: Ooookay.

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to their parents. Would you get along?

Me: Wait a minute, your dad's Ironhide? I guess that's why you guys are both so violent.

Sunstreaker: We aren't that violent!

Me: You just punched Bluestreak in the face a couple minutes ago for being annoying.

Sunstreaker: Oh, yeah, that. Hehe. Well, that doesn't prove anything!

Ironhide: If you two don't shut the slag up, I'll shoot you both!

Me: I'm sorry!!! Please don't shoot me!

Ironhide: Then shut up!

Me: Okay. O_o

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

Ironhide: WTF! I would never kiss that stupid con in a million years! He is soooo annoying! I just wanna shoot him!

Starscream: I'm standing right here you know! But, I would never kiss that Autobot scum! He makes me sick! I am the commander of the Decepticon army! I shall be supreme leader one day! Mwahahaha!

Ironhide: Will you shut up already! *Shoots Starscream*

Starscream: Ahhh! Why did you do that?!

Ironhide: Because you're an annoying Decepticon slagger!

Starscream: You shall pay!

Ironhide: Uh huh. Go away! *Shoots Starscream again*

Starscream: Alright, alright! I'm going already! But remember this, Autobot, one of these days you shall pay!

Ironhide: Whatever.

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Me: Ya know, Ironhide, that's just low. But, I guess I should have seen it. You act like a player.

Ironhide: Is it really that obvious?

Me: Yeah!

Ironhide: Okay then. Hey baby, how's it hummin?

Me: WTF O_o Are you seriously flirting with me? Yikes! Someone get me outta here!

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

Me: Wheeljack, you can't experiment on my hair. I don't want it to blow up. I happen to like my hair.

Wheeljack: Awww, come on! I promise it won't explode!

Me: You also promised those cookies wouldn't explode! Don't make promises you can't keep.

Wheeljack: But those are the best kind!

Me: Did you just quote Spider-man?

Wheeljack: Maybe. But so did you!

Me: Yeah, I guess I did. But still, no touchie my hair!

Wheeljack: Fine.

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

Me: Jazz, you're the smoothest guy I know! You could totally get a girl!

Jazz: I know. I'm awesome! I was just trying to see how you'd react. Fooled ya!

Me: Grrrr.

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what?

Me: Awwww, Wave that's sooo sweet! But, my heart is already promised to Ratchet. Sorry.

Ratchet: NO IT ISN'T!!!!!!!

Me: Yes it is. You'll see. You'll figure out that you truly love me and we will be together forever!

Ratchet: NO!!!!! I DO NOT LOVE YOU!!!

Me: Yes you do. You just don't realize it yet.

Ratchet: YOU ARE INSANE!!!!

Me: I know. But, that's what you love about me.

Ratchet: I DO NOT LOVE YOU!!!!

Me: Whatever. You do. You just don't want to admit it.

Soundwave: Soundwave: Still present. Soundwave: Heard whole conversation. Ratchet: Must be terminated.

Ratchet: I DO NOT LOVE HER!!! YOU CAN HAVE HER!

Me: Awww, Ratch', don't be that way. You know you love me.

Soundwave: Ratchet: Prepare to die.

Ratchet: I DON"T LOVE HER!! DO NOT TRY TO KILL ME! THERE IS NO REASON TO!!!

Soundwave: Ratchet: In between Soundwave's and her love. Ratchet: Must be stopped.

Ratchet: GRRRRR!!!!

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

Me: BREAKDOWN, GET AWAY FROM MY MAN!!! I SHALL KILL YOU!!! RATCHET IS MMMMMMIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

Breakdown: I'm sorry! I didn't know! Please don't kill me!!!

Me: IT'S TOO LATE!!! YOU ARE GOING TO DIE FOR TOUCHING MY MAN!

Breakdown: AAAAAHHHHH!!!

Me: *Chases Breakdown with wrench in hand*

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?

Me: The twins fraggin each other. That's nothing new. But, they have been gone awhile. Maybe they're doing something else.

Knockout: ARGH!!! WHO DID THIS? WHO PAINTED ME PINK? THEY SHALL PAY!!! THEY COMPLETELY RUINED MY PAINTJOB!!!

Snickering is heard from the other side of the hotel room door*

Me: Ahhh, that's what they were doing. If they got Knockout, I wonder who else they got.

Red Alert comes screaming down the hall*

Red Alert: THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING!!! THEY'RE GONNA KILL US ALL!!! SOUND ALL THE ALARMS!! TURN ON THE FIRE EXTINGUSHER!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

More snickering*

Ironhide: WHO FILLED MY CANNONS WITH CONFETTI? WHOEVER IT WAS, I'M GONNA SHOOT THEIR AFTS ALL THE WAY TO CYBERTRON!

Ratchet: WHERE THE FRAG ARE ALL MY TOOLS? WHOEVER DID THIS IS GOING TO BE REFORMATED INTO A TOASTER AND SOLD TO THE NEAREST APPLAINCE STORE!!! OR MAYBE I'LL JUST WELD THEIR AFTS TO THE CEILING AND LEAVE THEM THERE FOR A WEEK!!!

Me: Man, the twins are on a roll. Hopefully, they don't get caught. Otherwise, they are sooo dead.

Howling laughter is coming from the other side of the door now. All the ticked off people hear it and charge into the room*

Me: They are dead meat. They are soooo gonna die.

Sideswipe: WE'RE SORRY!! PLEASE DON'T KILL US!!

Sunstreaker: YEAH, WHAT HE SAID!

Sideswipe: I DON"T WANNA DIE!!!

Sunstreaker: YOU SHOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BEFORE YOU DECIDED TO PISS OFF A BUNCH OF PEOPLE!!!

Sideswipe: WELL YOU HELPED!! PLEASE DON"T KILL US!! WE DON"T WANNA DIE!!!

Sideswipe and Sunstreaker: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!

Me: So dead.

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?

Me: OVER MY DEAD BODY! RATCHET IS MINE!! But, maybe. They work well together. They could be soul mates. BUT, RATCHET IS MINE!

Would 2 trust 5?

Knockout: No way. That bot has switched back and forth so many times, even I don't know which side he's on. And I am the smartest person here.

Starscream: He doesn't care about anybody but himself. But, then again, neither do I. So, maybe. We have worked together in the past and it was okay. Fine. I might trust him.

Knockout: Yeah, but I don't trust you.

Starscream: I noticed that. Nobody does. But, I don't understand why. I'm the most trustworthy person here.

Knockout: Uh huh. Tell that to Megatron.

Starscream: Wait is he behind me? Please tell me he isn't behind me!

Knockout: He is.

Starscream: AHHH!

Knockout: I lied. He's not here.

Starscream: Why you!

Knockout: I know, I know, I'm a genius.

Starscream: Never mind! I don't trust you!

Knockout: Well, we are Decepticons. I don't think we're supposed to be trusted.

Starscream: I guess you're right.

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

Sideswipe: AAAAHHHHH! SOMEONE HELP ME!!! HE'S GONNA KILL ME!! SUNNY, HELP!!!

Sunstreaker: Sorry bro, you got yourself into this mess. And don't call me Sunny.

Breakdown: COME BACK HERE YOU LITTLE IMP!! YOU ARE GOING TO PAY!! I'M GONNA SQUISH YOU WITH MY HAMMER!!

Sideswipe: AAAHHHH!!!!

Sunstreaker: *Laughing his head off*

Sideswipe: THIS ISN'T FUNNY!!!!

Sunstreaker: Yes it is.

Sideswipe: AHHHHH!!!

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?

Ironhide: A cannon!

Sunstreaker: Paint!

Me: Those aren't food!

Sunstreaker: Yeah, but they're awesome!

Ironhide: Yeah! What the other guy said!

Me: O_o

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?

Wheeljack: I've already got a job. I am an accomplished inventor!

Me: Whose inventions always blow up in your face. I think you'd make a better explosives expert.

Wheeljack: Hey! I resent that!

Me: Whatever.

Soundwave: Soundwave: Writer.

Me: Why?

Soudwave: Reason: Quiet.

Me: That makes sense.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?

Me: Why would Jazz give Starscream a haircut? They hate each other! Anyways they don't even have hair!

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?

Ironhide: It's a gun?

Soundwave: Reason: You like shooting people. You: Marry gun. Gun: Your soul mate.

Ironhide: Why you! I should shoot you! I am not going to marry a slaggin gun!

Soundwave: Ironhide: Loves gun. Ironhide: Loves shooting people. Ironhide: Shall kiss gun.

Ironhide: WTF! I hate you! Why do you think I would kiss my gun?!

Soundwave: Laserbeak: Eye witness. You: Alone in your room. Gun: Being kissed by you.

Ironhide: YOU WERE SPYING ON ME!? YOU'RE GONNA GET YOUR AFT SHOT ALL THE WAY BACK TO CYBERTRON YOU STUPID SLAGGER!

Soundwave: Soundwave: Running away. Reason: Does not want to be shot.

Ironhide: COME BACK HERE, YOU SLAGGER! I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU YET!!!!

Soundwave: Soundwave: Not coming back. Soundwave: Does not want to be killed.

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Breakdown: You are going to pay!!! No one kicks me and gets away with it!!! I'm gonna smash you with my hammer!!!

Ratchet: I didn't mean to kick you, but you sure deserved it. You were acting like an idiot. I'm glad I did.

Breakdown: You stupid Autobot! I hate you!

Ratchet: Okay, you do that. I'm leaving. I've got work to do.

Breakdown: Come back here! I'm not done with you!

Ratchet: Whatever. *Walks away*

Breakdown: That Autobot will pay! I guess not right now though. Oh well. But he will pay!

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 8 got it. What would happen?

Jazz: Wow, would you look at that! I didn't know Knockout was such a romantic. Look at all this mushyness! This is great blackmail material!

Knockout: Grrrrr! Give me that! I am not letting a stupid Autobot blackmail me! *Smashes phone*

Jazz: Dude! You broke my phone, man! I didn't know you were so mushy though!

Knockout: I am not mushy!

Jazz: Whatever you say, man.

Knockout: I'll show you mushy! *Pulls out blade*

Jazz: Okay, okay, you're not mushy! I'm sorry!

Knockout: That's better. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a date with Arachinid.

Jazz: You lovebirds have fun!

Knockout: Shut up!

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?

Ironhide: Why the slag wasn't I invited?

Me: You might get angry and start shooting people.

Ironhide: Oh yeah? Well I'm gettin angry right now and thinkin bout shootin you!

Me: I'm sorry!!! You can come!! Please don't shoot me!!!!

7 won the lottery?

Wheeljack: WOO-HOO!!! I'M RICH!!! NOW I CAN MAKE MY LAB EVEN BETTER! I CAN MAKE EVEN BETTER INVENTIONS!

Ratchet: Just make sure you don't blow yourself or anyone else up with those things!

Wheeljack: Whatever. I'M RICH!!!!

8 had quite a big secret?

Me: Tell me!

Jazz: Nope.

Me: Please?

Jazz: Nope.

Me: Pretty please with energon sprinkles on top?

Jazz: Hmmm. Let me see. Nope.

Me: GRRRRR!

Jazz: I'm not gonna tell you. You're just gonna have to deal with it. I'm a saboteur. I can keep this up all day.

Me: Fine. Meanie.

9 became a singer?

Me: That would never, ever happen. Soundwave almost never talks, let alone sings.

Soundwave: Soundwave: Can sing. Soundwave: Chooses not to.

Me: Okay. Like I said before, you wouldn't be a singer.

Soundwave: You: Correct.

10 got a daughter?

Breakdown: If you ever try to go out with an Autobot, I will smash their heads in. And then you'll be grounded for life!

Daughter: Okay. But, what about Starscream? He's not an Autobot.

Breakdown: What?! You're dating Starscream?! That traitor?! I'm gonna smash his head in for touching my daughter! But, I didn't say don't go out with Starscream, so I guess you're not grounded. But he's still gettin his head smashed in! And don't ever see him again, understand?

Daughter: But daaaad!

Breakdown: No buts! Where is Starscream?

Soundwave: Starscream: Getting the heck out of Dodge.

Starscream: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! SOMEONE HELP ME!! HE'S GONNA KILL ME!!! I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS HIS DAUGHTER!!!!

Breakdown: COME BACK HERE!! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR TOUCHING MY DAUGHTER!!

Starscream: AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!

What would 1 think of 2?

Ratchet: A self-centered, egotistical Decepticon who doesn't care about anybody but himself. Frankly, I don't see why he thinks he's so great. He's a suck up. He's also my number one enemy, besides Megatron, of course.

Knockout: I'm standing right here, you know.

Ratchet: I know. I wanted you to hear all that. Because it is all true.

Knockout: Why you! You're gonna pay!! *Pulls out blade*

Ratchet: Whatever. I'm leaving. I've got work to do. *Walks away*

Knockout: Come back here! I'm not finished with you yet! Oh no! A scratch! I need to fix that. I guess he can wait. I have more important matters to attend to.

How would 3 greet 4?

Sunstreaker: Hey bro.

Sideswipe: Hey Sunny! How's it going?

Sunstreaker: Don't call me that!

Sideswipe: Whatever, Sunshine.

Sunstreaker: GRRRRR!

What would 4 envy about 5?

Sideswipe: He can fly without a jet pack. It's awesome. But, then again, that makes him a great Jet Judo target. So, I guess I don't need it. Oh, there he is now. JET JUDO!!!!

Starscream: GET OFF OF ME!!!!

Sideswipe: I love doing this.

What dream would 5 have about 6?

Starscream: PLEASE DON'T SHOOT ME!!!! AHHHH!!!

What do 6 and 7 have in common?

Me: They both like explosions!!!

Wheeljack: I don't like explosions! They just happen to me!!!

Ironhide: I think ya do like explosions. Why else would there be so many? But, yeah, I like explosions.

What would make 7 angry at 8?

Wheeljack: But I need to make my inventions! Let me back into my lab!

Jazz: Nope. You just took out half the Ark with your latest "invention".

Wheeljack: Fine! I'll just go do them somewhere else!

Jazz: Oh no you don't! Do I have to lock ya up in the brig?

Wheeljack: Fine. But I'm still not happy about it.

Jazz: I can tell.

Where would 8 meet 9?

Me: In battle beating each other up.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?

Soundwave: Hammers: Stupid.

What would make 10 scared of 1?

Breakdown: He's a yelling, screaming, wrench-wielding medic! He's also got a really bad temper!

Ratchet: Oh, is that so? Care to tell me more?

Breakdown: AHHHHHHH!!!!!! HE'S GONNA KILL ME!!!

Me: He is not gonna kill you! He's not that mean! He's a medic for Primus' sake! He helps people! He doesn't hurt people! Well... Except when they piss him off. But even then they just get hit with a wrench.

Breakdown: I DON"T WANNA BE HIT WITH A WRENCH!!!! AHHHHHH!!!

Me: Then keep running.

Is 3 Gay?

Me: Sometimes. It depends on the story. In my stories, he is. So, yeah.