Notes:

Hey everyone! Sorry I haven't written in a while. I've been busy with school. And then I didn't have access to a computer for four days. But now I'm back with another chapter!

This is a bit late for both Easter and April Fool's Day, so sorry. But this was one of the ideas that popped into my head one day. I wanted to act on it. Yep, a new battle in this prank war! Yay! Please review! I love reviews! Just don't give me any hate. I hope you enjoy!

The contest is still running for those of you that are wondering. And this would be a great chapter to draw a picture for. So draw a picture for one of the pranks, let me know where to find it, and then PM me your prank idea! Yay!

Disclaimer: Transformers, their characters, and their franchises sadly do not belong to me. But they will one day! Even if I have to prank all the people at Hasbro! Mwahahahaha!


How to Prank the Hatchet: Part 4—Bunnies!

Ratchet still hadn't completed his plan for revenge. It was hard coming up with a prank that would get the prankster twins. He decided maybe some recharge would help, so he turned in for the night. He would come up with a plan in the morning.

The problem with that plan, however, was that the twins already had more tricks up their sleeves. They had just learned about the human holiday called Easter. Spike had explained it to them so they wouldn't be confused the next day. Supposedly there was this rabbit that gave eggs and other presents to kids on that morning. He would put them in baskets and hide them. The twins were going to use that knowledge to their advantage.

"He's finally asleep!" Sideswipe announced to his twin.

"Finally! I thought he would never go into recharge!" Sunstreaker replied.

The twins had set up a camera in Ratchet's room a while ago. Since he was usually their victim, they needed to know what he was up to. They didn't want to get caught setting up one of their pranks.

"Do you have the supplies?" Sideswipe asked.

"Yep. Right here," Sunstreaker answered.

"Then let's go!" Sideswipe said.

The twins crept through the halls of the ark with their supplies. They snuck around the corner and stopped in front of Ratchet's room. They easily hacked the lock, and the door slid open. Then they snuck inside.

Ratchet's quarters were fairly neat. There were data pads lining the shelves and a few stacked neatly on a table in the center of the room. There was a desk in one corner with more data pads stacked on it. The bedroom was off to the right. That was where the twins headed.

They snuck into the bedroom as quietly as they could. Ratchet was already deep in recharge. That was a good thing for the twins. They silently crept over to him and got to work.


The next morning Ratchet woke up to start another day in the med bay. Hopefully he could also come up with a plan to get revenge on the twins for their little Saran Wrap prank.

Unfortunately for the medic, he didn't notice that there was something off until he arrived at the med bay. He was walking by one of the mirrors attached to the med berths when he saw something off in his reflection. He paused, and what he saw shocked and angered him.

Attached to his head were two long rabbit ears. They even twitched and moved like real ones. How the twins managed that, he would never know. With dread, he reached down to find a fluffy tail attached to his aft. He was basically a rabbit.

He felt his face start to heat up. He was going to kill those two. He wouldn't let them get away with this. And their little stunt had finally given him an idea.

Ratchet stormed through the halls of the ark, heading to the rec room. He knew the twins would be there because that was where they always were in the mornings.


When Ratchet arrived in the rec room, everybody stared at Ratchet before looking away. A couple of snickers could be heard, but they were quiet. Nobody wanted to face the Hatchet's wrath. Especially with him being this angry. Ironhide, however, looked like he was about to say something. And Ratchet saw it.

"Ironhide, do not say a word," Ratchet growled at the weapons specialist.

"Oh yeah! I wouldn't want the Easter Bunny to come and get me!" Ironhide teased.

A couple of giggles could be heard from around the room. Ratchet, however, was not amused. A wrench connected with Ironhide's helm, and all the laughter stopped. Ironhide was left grumbling about the dent in his helm while Ratchet went off to face the true subjects of his ire.

The twins were casually sitting in the corner, drinking their energon and watching it all take place. They were enjoying the fruits of their labor. Watching a bunny Ratchet stomp around the ark was just hilarious. That humor wouldn't last for long, however.

Ratchet came up to the twins table and glared down at them. The bunny ears took off some of the heat, but Ratchet's glares were still scary as heck. Even with bunny ears.

The twins looked back at the bunny Ratchet, half amused, half scared for their lives. They weren't sure whether to run or laugh. Unfortunately for them, they chose the latter. Both twins burst out in fits of laughter. They found the whole thing too amusing not to laugh. Even though they knew it meant certain death.

Ratchet, however, didn't find it funny at all. He grabbed the twins and dragged them out of the rec room. All eyes followed them out of the room. They all knew that the twins would be facing a fate worse than death.


When the twins woke up, they found themselves in the med bay. At first they thought maybe there was a big battle and they had gotten injured. For some reason, though, they didn't feel the sense of safety they usually felt. Then they remembered why. They both shot up from the med berths and scrambled off. That is when they saw each other.

Sunstreaker had a duck beak attached to his face, and little tail feathers attached to his aft. He was also covered in feathers. He was basically a little duck.

Sideswipe wasn't much better. He had ears on his head, and was covered in wool. He also had a little sheep tail. They had both been turned into Easter animals.

Not only that, but when Sunstreaker tried to talk, all that came out was a quack. And Sideswipe could only make sheep noises. They looked at each other in dread. They were in trouble now. They had messed with the Hatchet, and now they were getting their just desserts.


More Notes:

There you go! A new chapter! I hope you liked it! Sorry it's a bit late for Easter. But I didn't have a computer. I hope you enjoyed anyways! Please review, but no hate!

Don't forget about the contest either. Draw a picture of one of the pranks, and get your own prank idea! I hope you enjoyed my story so far! Until next time, my dear readers!