"We're both trapped in this nut-house, Harleen. Only difference is, you're on the payroll." An act of kindness towards Arkham's most notorious inmate sparks a downward spiral which will send Harleen Quinzel's life spinning out of control. But in games of love and madness, how far can you go before you break? An in-depth take on Harley's origin story, with mature themes.

"You held a certain fascination..." Set mid-1x13. AU. When Blair leaves the bar that night, she doesn't go home.

Harley has so few friends so when one makes a request of her, how could she refuse? Even if it meant swimming with the sharks without a cage. After all, like calls to like. [Pre Suicide Squad, an alternate version of how Harley met the Joker]

Charles Bass is a brilliant businessman, a playboy billionaire…and a jewel thief? Insurance investigator Blair Waldorf is determined to get her man before he pulls off his most daring caper yet: stealing her heart. Inspired by The Thomas Crown Affair film.

"She was the one girl who simultaneously drove him crazy and left him wanting more." A collection of missing or extended scenes from the show, mainly exploring the unique dynamic between Beck and Jade. New chapter finally up!

Zeke somehow sneaks vodka into the café, and the three of them sit squashed in the tiny booth, filled with 7 shots of boozed and then the song starts playing, when Tobias's so relaxed that he's languidly leaned back against the booth munching on one of Tris's syrup-soaked pancakes, and suddenly he's staring at her with a strange look on his face and lips tugged slightly at the ends

After her house burned down,Stella and her dad move in with her Father's friend.Little does she know..Brandon, her crush since 4th grade lives there too!Stella is now forced to put up with him,while hiding her feelings for him! Based on "Itazura Na Kiss"

Having moved into their new home, Jackie and Hyde invite Red and Kitty over for dinner and to share a surprise that's in the oven. Posted in celebration of my 10 years writing T7S Fanfic.

They agreed not to talk about marriage in The United States. Luckily Canada is close.

"It's good. Just because it's Jackie. It wouldn't be good, if it wasn't her. It's so fucking good. So of course, it only stands to reason, that he completely fucking torpedoes it." Jackie makes a habit of visiting Hyde at the hotel, when he's at work. Until she doesn't.

Everything is the same, except just one thing: Eric's cousin is Jackie Forman. Weekly updates, usually Thursday.

friends au / after the events of the finale, kelso finds himself relocating to new york for work - followed by donna, fez, and hyde. when a rain-soaked eric and runaway bride jackie reunite with the rest of the gang after months of separation, we follow the merry misadventures of six 20-something pals as they navigate the pitfalls of work, life and love in 1980s manhattan.

What if Donna and Eric hadn't found out about Hyde and Jackie? Hyde and Jackie manage to keep their relationship a secret for much longer. How will this change the development of their relationship without having their friends lack of support and ridicule in the beginning?

"Tobias should care, but he doesn't, because Tris is sneezing again and this time he thinks she really is going to flip her chair and kill herself." (Or Tris is sick and refuses to acknowledge it until she's strewn over the toilet in her apartment in the middle of the night and a certain boss/best friend/partner in crime climbs in through her window and pulls her back together.) AU

Jackie doesn't take Kelso back at their prom. Instead, she starts an odd friendship with Hyde. They both want more but the only problem is he thinks she's on the rebound and she thinks he's not interested.

Jackie is still reeling from her mother's sudden return, and Hyde tries his best to make her feel better. Set during S6.

What happens when a deranged criminal falls into obsession with his young and impressionable psychiatrist? Pain, passion and death ensues as the King of Gotham City discovers his Queen at the mad house. A Joker/Harley Quinn origin story. AU.

AU. Dancing on the stage was a woman as pale as him with blanched hair that waved around her figure. Every move she made made her impossibly short dress ride up, giving a glimpse of the material underneath. Her face was pure joy, eyes twinkling and cherry coloured lips stretched into a bright smile.

She suspected she was sick. He picked up on it. My take on Dr Harleen Quinzel's slow descent into madness.

"Life's a carnival, Harley. If the carousel's spinning too fast for you, you may as well jump off now." Harley imagined everything would be perfect now that she and her Puddin' are together, but with Joker entangled in a gang war and Batman hot on their tail, it soon becomes apparent that life with the Clown can never be the fairy-tale she'd dreamed of. (Short sequel to 'Therapy')

The 80's hadn't been what Jackie had hoped for, in fact they'd been hell, the worst three years of her life. Everything she'd ever loved had changed or been destroyed. She changed, she had to to survive. But when she wakes up in her old room, in her old life, in 1977, she makes a vow to make it right; even if the cost is everything she ever wanted. J/H Story - J/E friendship

He was an agent of chaos, the clown prince of Gotham city and no one could stop him, not even when they caged him. It was everything and now he's lost. Lost without her, undone by her disappearance. she's taken his will, his purpose and desire with her and now all he has are the memories of her, the echo of his girl. Until he can get her back. Rated for violence and language.

Jackie confronts Hyde at the Fotohut months after their first real kiss, but he locks her out in every possible way.

Ayer-verse. Harleen is a bright, young, innocent woman living in 1940s Britain. With the country facing a daily threat of invasion, some US volunteers cross the pond to help with the ongoing fight against the enemy. But despite Harleen's best efforts she becomes drawn to a charming American Airman who goes by the name of Jack Napier. (Rated M)

what is the punishment for disrespecting the Joker's Queen? what happens when Harley gets hurt? what if the Joker went back for Harley on date night? how did they meet? what about that helicopter crash? a series of one shots and prompts- please request! X

A series of glimpses into the life of Joker, before and after he met Harleen Quinzel. Suicide Squad-verse. Joker x Harley/Harleen. Sexual, mature and dark themes.

After Jackie lets him taste his own medicine, Hyde is the one that needs them to talk.

When Harley is injured during a heist, the Joker gets a reality check. - - - He had never planned to give in to her, but when she offered the drug that she was, right in front of him, he'd give in and take it. Suicide Squad verse, Joker x Harley. Sexual themes. Hurt/comfort.

With the basement to themselves, Jackie and Hyde can't seem to stay away from each other. Buried feelings rise to the surface. Jackie makes the first move, but Hyde blocks it. Rather than kissing, they end up in a chess match of escalating risks and consequences.

JH Oneshot. When she was with Kelso, Jackie never experienced the passion that she always thought she would when it came to sex so responsibility falls upon the Zen Master to show her that it can be so much better when you're with the right person. Jackie Burkhart and Steven Hyde finally go on their first date, they have their first kiss and they spend their first night together.

Harleen is placed as a handmaid in the Kerr household, in a future dystopian Gotham where she is one of the few fertile women left. A resistance and a forbidden attraction to her Commander, Joe Kerr, follows. The Handmaid's Tale crossover, Joker/Harleen AU. Sexual themes. Leto Joker.

Rachel's actions have put her on the outs with her Glee Club teammates. Can a certain ex-boyfriend ease her loneliness?

A series of oneshots, drabbles, song fics and whatever other random ideas I can conjure up. Joker/Harley Quinn. Some chapters more graphic than others. Open to requests! Please read and review. Love.

Jackie's insecure about something...Steven cares.

ONESHOT: September Request - Sequel to 'Progress Report' After a string of cancelled sessions, The Joker breaks out of Arkham Asylum to find his Doctor, Harleen Quinzel.

Doctor Harleen Quinzel never expected her soulmate to end up being her first ever patient at Arkham Asylum, The Joker. But the soulmate identifying tattoos never lie. A Joker/Harley fic with a Soulmate twist. AU. Sexual themes, violence. M rate soon.

Jackie can't wait to meet her soulmate, but a dire mistake on her part leads her to mistakenly identify him as Michael, while Hyde watches his soulmate clock hit zero and immediately knows that it's Jackie. Years pass, Jackie with Michael, Hyde saying nothing as he knowingly watches from the side. Will this dynamic be permanent or will destiny bring the true soulmates together?

It's been six months. In six months Harley Quinn's life has turned upside down. Nothing is as it was, and slowly she tries to put the pieces back together. But nothing in Harley's world is simple. Not when she has Him watching her every move. Will the King and Queen of Gotham find themselves reunited? Or will Harley have to find a way to survive on her own?

After Hyde's disastrous initial meeting with his biological father, Jackie spends some time trying to cheer him up. In the process, she learns something she never knew about him, and he is reminded of just how deep Jackie's affection for him is. My first 70s show story! Please review!

ONESHOT: August request from Blue Penguin Lightning. 'Harley Quinn's Birthday' The Joker has a birthday surprise planned for Harley, but since she's forgotten the special occasion, J hopes to make it a day she'll never forget.

Jackie longs for her soulmate to accept her, and Hyde hopes his will leave him alone because he's in love with someone else. A stack of mystical index cards lets them communicate with their as-yet unidentified soulmates. But the more their soulmates write, the less control Jackie and Hyde seem to have over their fate.

It's said that before you find your soulmate you will find one of their lost items first, so what happens when Hyde finds a gold bracelet in The Formans' backyard? Will it lead him to his soulmate, someone who he's sure probably doesn't even exist?

Harleen Quinzel reminisces about what she was always taught about love, and contemplates exactly what she feels for her patient despite their sexual relationship and begins to fear that The Joker will use her feelings for him to destroy her inside-out. But what she doesn't expect is to willingly let him do so. (2 part one-shot. 2nd part will be posted later tonight.)

Just a few sweet little moments from the happy day of Hyde and Jackie's wedding.

ONESHOT (Not related to the Impulse series) To distract herself from her inappropriate thoughts, Doctor Harleen Quinzel takes a late lunch break. What will happen when the Joker arrives early for his therapy session and she's not there? All alone in her office with new toys to play with, what will happen? And what will he discover?

"Love is choosing to serve someone and be with someone in spite of their filthy heart." Newly-minted Arkham therapist Doctor Harleen Quinzel had a mind tiptoeing into questionable territory even before she laid eyes on the Joker. Proximity is a catalyst for mania; how far can she stretch before she snaps? People do crazy things...when they're in love.

After agreeing to take Jackie to prom in "Prom Night" Hyde has a talk with Red and Kitty that makes him realize going to prom with Jackie means a lot more than just 'going to prom.'

I was his psychiatrist, I wanted to help him; it didn't occur to me that I would find his madness intoxicating or that I'd be drawn to him. I wanted to help him but instead he cleared the path to my own insanity. Photo Credit:Warner Bros Pictures

Where the rest of the world sees a deranged psychopath, Harleen Quinzel sees a man, capable of loving her in his own twisted way. This is her transformation into Harley Quinn. And so, the pawn turns into a queen. Suicide Squad-verse. Mature and sexual content. The Joker/Harley.

What really happens between Jackie and Hyde when Donna and Kelso head to California? One-shot

Jackie finally convinces Hyde to get her multiple presents for Christmas, and she decides to find out what they were with the help of a friend.

She's always had a destiny but she fights it. She has to be more, she has to be stronger than the will of darkness. She wants to understand it and know why. She's running to something but she can't imagine what's waiting for her. He has the key to her future but she'll have to earn it she'll have to prove that she's ready for his world. That its hers too

A small collection of Christmas stories to help make everyone's spirits bright! Stories about family, friendship, and sometimes a bit of romance thrown in too. UPDATED 2016! In this latest installment, Jackie and Hyde take little Betsy to go see Santa Claus at the mall.

Kelso invites his single friends to his brother's Halloween party. Casey's Monster Make-Out Mash-Ups are renowned for encouraging commitment-free flings. Fresh from a break-up — and pining over Kelso's girl — Hyde needs some naughty-bad fun. But Jackie is far from happy herself, despite being one-half of the only couple left in the basement.

He never holds back. After all, she is the queen to his throne. Joker/Harley. Suicide Squad-verse. Smut and mature content.

Sequel to "A Place of Greater Safety". Armed with the truth of his real parentage, Jon forsakes the Night's Watch to remain at Robb's side. Just how will his presence affect the War of the Five Kings? Jon x Marge Robb x Dany NOW COMPLETE.

Harley helps the Joker get to sleep. Fluffy one-shot, Joker x Harley.

Oneshot. Harley gets injured on the job, and her crew abandons her. And the Joker isn't happy about that... Little bit of fluff, lots of action. Rated T for language.

The morning after being rescued from Belle Reve, the Joker notices many new tattoos that now claim Harley's legs. But the one that infuriates him the most is the one stationed on her upper right thigh by Griggs. His Queen Disrespected, the Joker sees to it personally that he covers up the crude tattoo with his own marked claim. One-shot

He must have her back, no matter what it takes. - The Joker's perspective of his separation from Harley in Suicide Squad, and after their reunion. Angst and fluff.

Harley loves the dangerous games. Making the Joker jealous is a certain thrill, and one time she goes too far. Smut and sexual themes. Set in Suicide Squad.

Harley isn't one to mess with when it comes to her Puddin', especially not when it comes to feeling threatened by another woman. He is every bit her property as much as she is his, and she is willing to let anyone know that. Jealous Harley.

One-shot based on the Suicide Squad Joker and Harley Quinn. After the events in Midway city, Joker finally gets Harley back and he's not wasting a second. *Contains spoilers from the Suicide Squad movie* Rated- M for language and sexual situations. You have been warned :)

The last time Harley Quinn saw Mr. J he was going down in flames, but she should've known date night wasn't cancelled, just interrupted.

Harley wakes up and she can't remember how she ended up in Joker's headquarters. As it turns out, she's not the only one who has been missing her partner in crime. Takes place after the events of Suicide Squad. Harley x Joker.

"Normal is a setting on the dryer. It's not meant for people like us." But the Joker has made his peace with that. Because if he was normal, he never would have met Harley Quinn - and wasn't that a dark thought?

One-Shot. Joker/Harley. Spoilers for Suicide Squad (2016). Harley knows that the Joker only has eyes for her... right? In which Harley gets jealous, the Joker's plans are foiled, the Joker has unhealthy coping methods, and mad love wins the day. Full list of warnings inside. Please Review!

The Joker wakes up and contemplates all what Harley Quinn does for him. Oneshot.

It's the night before Red's birthday and Kitty is planning a big party but there are a few obstacles keeping her from her party planning. Jackie is pregnant and nine days overdue, Hyde doesn't know what to do, and Red doesn't want the party at all. My 100th FanFiction Story!

Short one-shot inspired by the new Suicide Squad image released the other day of the Joker on his phone.

One-shot: Joker is going out on business again and Harley doesn't like it, but after he reassures her he will make up for it once he gets back, her spirits are lifted up.

A little something based on a comment made by Margot Robbie about the relationship of the Joker and Harley Quinn. Ayer-verse. Hope you enjoy it :D.

Harley always thought she was good at this sort of thing. / Pure, unapologetic smut.

"You don't deserve a real tattoo. But if I were to get one, I'd show it to Fez before I'd ever show it to you!" Ironically, that's pretty much how it happened. One-shot.

When Jackie discovers that Red has been giving Kitty the same Christmas gift for years, she decides to help him find a different and better gift. Meanwhile Hyde is having his own trouble figuring out what kind of Christmas gift he should get for Jackie.

Every Thanksgiving everyone gets together at the Forman House for food, laughs, and few good burns. Ths year however someone from the past joins them. Find out who! It's a Thanksgiving story about the whole family! JH,ED,KB,RK,FL UPDATED 2015!

A little series of one shots I'll be putting out periodically whenever the Chair mood strikes me. Usually based on things we didn't see, but wish we had.

He needed an assistant. She needed a job. Neither knew how much they needed what was to come. Very AU. But will be very Chuck and Blair.

"Even now, I feel the electrical pull that every touch creates with her. And I know it's unique to her, something I'll never feel with anyone else. I pull away, knowing if I stay any longer I'll never have the strength to do this." Full-length alternate 3rd book with a completely original plot and a very satisfying ending. Works instead of "Allegiant" or after it.

At the Kiss On The Lips party, Blair and Chuck find themselves trapped in an elevator during a blackout. Season 1 AU one-shot.

A collection of fun in the sun stories! These stories are about friendship, family, romance, but mostly about having a good time during one of the best times of the year, summertime! Various pairings, both romantic and nonromantic. UPDATED SUMMER 2015 Next up, Jackie and Hyde ride a Ferris Wheel and one of them isn't too happy about it. Find out who and why!

An alternate version of S2, AU from 1x12. What if Blair had gotten her wish and Nate never found out about her affair with Chuck? How would they have found their way back to each other? CB and DSN. Rated T/M.

Stories of Dom and Letty throughout their relationship- filling in unanswered questions of how they got together, what happened after lopac, and the events leading up to the first fast and furious and after. Rated M for language/risque situations.

Because Blair isn't the only one with a choice to make. My version of the S5 finale and beyond. Rated T/M.

My collection of One-Shots. Ratings listed at the top, you never know what you're going to get with me!

A scheme, that's all it took for Blair to realize what a lie she had been living. AU Post 5x22 – Chuck and Blair, as always

Kelso plans to get Jackie back by taking her to his uncle's "fabulous" cabin in the woods. He has everything in place—the right lie, the right couple to emulate—but an unexpected variable threatens to dismantle his scheme: Steven Hyde.

Sequel to MTL:RV. Gabi went away to college thinking everything would be the same when she graduated 4 years later, and some things did, but others didn't. Now she is back at home, now she has to face what she thought she could leave behind. TxG Revamped. Complete!

"Why did you stay?" "Why did you leave?" she shoots back. He scowls at her like he's sick of their little game and she smiles up at him like getting under his skin is just what she wanted. "What's your name? Or is that supposed to be a mystery too?" Her question only makes his scowl deeper, makes the lines around his mouth dig trenches into his skin. "Four." **AU**

He kisses my lips and then each of the four birds tattooed under my collarbone, lingering a little longer on the newest one; the one closest to my heart; the one that represents him. Post-Insurgent/Tris' fear of intimacy.

A heartbroken Hyde considers his relationship with Jackie kaput. Too bad Jackie sees it differently. She intends to get a proper resolution with him, but breaking through his hostility — and getting past his wife — may well prove impossible.

Rachel gets an unexpected interruption to her ballet practice, one that turns her life upside down.

Takes place at the Toretto's at the end of F&F6. Just a drabble about Dom and Letty. First fic of these two, be nice.

Kitty begins to experience some spooky incidents in her home and soon she's not the only one who is witnessing these chilling events. Is there really something or someone haunting The Forman House? There is only one way to find out! A family story that is more spooky than scary.

How do you reclaim your life one lost memory at a time? A look at Letty after the 6th movie as she learns to get her life and family back, and remembers who she is. I am closing this story as complete.

Four is dead. I've killed him. He was an ideal, a Dauntless prodigy that never really existed. INSURGENT FOUR POV - starting in Candor. Spoilers, obviously.

Post-series. "She had to admit, no matter what Blair ever said, she had the most grace an angry four-month pregnant woman could have in a hotel ballroom while stalking her husband and father of her child." Sooner or later, it becomes impossible to deny that Blair is having Charles Bartholomew Bass' child.

She was the most Gorgeous thing he has ever seen. "I wouldn't go after her." "Why not?" "She Bites." The First Time Beck and Jade met and how they came to be Hollywood Arts most loved couple.

Chuck and Blair. Post-finale. Oneshot. "My father was not a real man. He was a coward who ran away and did not care who he hurt in the process. I don't want to be my father."

Chuck and Blair. Post-Finale. A series of one-shots following the Bass' first year of marriage. "Don't you think things could change in twelve months?"

Chuck Bass might not "do" birthdays, but everyone knows that Blair Bass most certainly does. Chuck and Blair, and Henry, too.

Chuck and Blair. Post-finale. Oneshot. My response to the prompt for the first day of the second Chair Week, wedding night. "You know this marriage is real, right?"

Chuck and Blair. Post-finale. Oneshot. "The most important thing in a relationship is trust, after sex…and hygiene…and earning potential."

Only a Stiff can know what a touch can mean, and she is still a Stiff, with her stubborn posture and kind eyes, watching mine. She is still a Stiff, because she has never tried to touch me. Not yet. A little Four POV one shot from Divergent, because I felt like it.

Rachel Berry never saw it coming. But then it happened. Now, alone and frightened she tries to continue with normal life. Then she meets a certain, curly haired boy. And everything changes.

Chuck and Blair. Post-finale. Oneshot. My response to the prompt for Day Five of Chair Week. "We're going forward, building our future together as a family."

A group of snobbish kids come to H.A. from their East coast prep school. These jerks need to be taken down a notch and some of them share a past with a certain scissor loving, black-clothed, hostile girl. BADE!

Tobias and Tris undo five of their preconceived ideas about sex.

AU. Post 5x10. Chuck and Blair. "Anything you want; everything you want. I come with it, of course. It's a package deal."

Even during adulterous boyfriends and traitorous best friends, they had been. After a boyfriend's confession, there was no reconciliation. There was only Chuck and Blair. "He and I were made for each other, you dumb bitch." CB AU.

Basically, the 6 people that knew Chuck and Blair, Blair and Chuck, would happen before Victor,Victrola.Previously known as '5 People Who Knew Chuck Like Blair Before He Did'.

Beck is a typical 23 year old man, he just landed a new job at the prestigious Hollywood Arts. Shortly after he find himself as the tutor of Jade West, Spunky mean-girl at hollywood Arts. What happens when Beck falls for a 16 year old?

6x10, pre-ff - CB's first NYE as a married couple. Romance, slight angst and inevitable love-making ensues. CB o/s

AU. Oneshot. Chuck and Blair. "Not lust. Not anything like it. You're not hearing what I'm saying. I want you."

AU: 'At 5.45, he boarded a train leaving Manhattan and refused to look back.' I promise, this is a Chair fic.

"He knew this vehicle, and it had seen as much as he had of the man and woman in the backseat." Happy Limoversary, Chuck and Blair. Rated M for sexual content and language.

This is a little piece I wrote to celebrate Chuck and Blair's Limoversary (shout out to SCaB). It's set after S6. Chuck and Blair. Of course.

Circa 6x05. Cotillion never gets old when secrets are involved. They always seem to find themselves on the dance floor. An undisclosed house guest. A gothic romance. "Contact had been the catalyst from the very beginning. A slight shoulder nudge. The close proximity in the backseat. Contact meant unleashing something that could never have been contained, never restrained."

"Whatever she had on that clever little mind of hers would be wonderfully disastrous for him, and he couldn't wait to find out what it was." AU, Blair's 20th birthday. One-shot extract from Whenever, Wherever. Sexual content and language abound, along with fluffy, smutty, CB goodness.

If you don't like spoilers, stay clear of this little fluffy fic. I based some of it off spoilers from the series finale. It's a Chuck and Blair one shot. Why? Because you know I love them.

Missing moment one shot from episode 6x03.

Jackie & Hyde have trouble hiding their secret relationship, because a housebound & heartbroken Eric continually walks in on them while they're fooling around. Sexually frustrated, they resolve to find Eric a girlfriend to distract him so they can be alone in every way. What happens when Donna comes home and finds that Eric has moved on? Will she fight for him? AU & fluffy Pre-S5

6x02 - She was his distraction, and her fashion designs had gone up in flames. She wasn't going forward, she was moving backward. Maybe it wasn't worth it to pull him along. CB o/s

My take on the missing scene from 6x01. Monte Carlo, Chuck and Blair and a certain ring.

"She liked to think of Jade as the burst of electricity that short-circuted the robot that Beck could be, giving him life and allowing him to break free and be himself." Beck&Jade as always dears. Read&Review

After new year's 1980, huge fights break out between Eric & Donna and Jackie & Hyde. Both feeling the need to escape their problems, Jackie & Eric drive the VC to Mexico. Who gets shot? Who flees the country? Who comes out of the closet? This is a zenfic for J/H & D/E shippers, but you J/E shippers will get a to have some fun in the beginning. M scenes are marked at the top. DONE!

Dazzling. Dangerous. Damned. The year is 1900, and Jenny Bass is taking the city by storm. Too bad her husband has his eyes on the prize she lost him, and too bad his princess is about to be besieged. Hearts will break; heads will roll.

What happens after Blair puts all her chips on the table? This is what I'd like to see happen!

A/U. She's heard the rumors. She knows about his reputation. Her fathers would kill her if they knew the truth, but she's too involved to turn her back on him now.

Based on recent speculations/leaked call sheets. My take on the hotel suite flashback scenes.

Jade is a high-maintenance, hard-to-please actress while Beck is the Casanova actor that all of the girls want. When they get cast together as leading roles in a high-budget romance, will sparks fly or will something explode? AU. Jade/Beck.

Just a sexy little 'missing scene' one-shot that takes place after Donna returns from California and she and Eric catch Jackie & Hyde together on the couch but before Kelso finds out about the affair. After a naughty afternoon together, they admit to themselves & each other they don't want to break up. Rated M, because I like to make J/H do dirty things to each other. 4 Zennies!

Just after New Year's day in 1980, Jackie Burkhart decides to disappear from the basement to save her sanity. When Xmas rolls around and the Formans beg Jackie to attend their party, she ends up involved in an elaborate game of 20 Questions with Hyde that could change both of their lives. T-rated w/ some M chapters. Story is COMPLETE! This one's for the Zennies who hate Season 8!

Beck is a teacher who needs to do anything to keep his job. Jade is his English student who needs higher grades. What happens when desperation collides? WILL CHANGE TO M

Just a naughty little one-shot taking place sometime after Jackie Bags Hyde and before she reunites with Kelso. Jackie goes to a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert on a date but goes home with somebody entirely different. Sexy but not quite over the line into smutty M territory.

Their colours are bleeding together, red and white, victory and surrender. The bed is a battleground, and she's come to fight for him. Post season five finale, Chuck and Blair work out their issues - and some kinks.

"He wasn't even curious about how or why his uncle had called her, he was too preoccupied with the fact that Blair was here. Sitting next to him. Fighting for him." Post 5x24. Oneshot. Chuck and Blair.

What's Jade and Beck's life on Stage Fighting? Read it here : I will include Cabbie and Tandre : But this is mainly Bade...So... yeah : Take care and enjoy

The girls escaped death and Stanley, and things are back to normal. But who is the new mysterious substitute teacher at school? And why does he seem so familiar? Sequel to Car, Rain, Fire... Danger!

Cat wins a competition, the prize being the gang get to go to a murder mystery party. But what happens when it all goes wrong? Based on an episode of Saved By The Bell!

Beck is Jade tutor, since she is failing reading. Not by choice but out of will. And when you spend ton of time with someone, you develop feelings? Ah, but reality isn't that simple. "Like I said earlier who the hell does he think he is."

A season 5 finale inspired piece. "In an instant, she was in his arms, all thoughts of what was best and what he should have wanted dashed from his brain. She smelled like she ought to smell and she tasted just the way she did in his dreams." CB forever.

Going back to where Jade and Beck began. What happened? How did the two become a couple? What were their lives like?, please don't complain, but i like constructive criticism : - T for a reason!

Following an argument with her Father Jade is kicked out of the house during a blizzard. Luckily Beck comes to the rescue and learns things Jade had kept hidden from him for a long time. Will Beck be able to fix her problems? Bade, Tandre, Cabbie.

Hyde asks Jackie why she chose him and not Kelso. Takes place toward the beginning of season six.

This is my sequel to Hidden. AU where Jackie isn't part of the basement gang. The story of how to opposites end up together.

Little moments between characters and continuations in different episodes. Lots of BADE, some Cabbie and Tandre, maybe Candre, Cade/Jori FRIENDSHIP and other ships if requested. Rated T because of small innuendos, nothing bad.

What if the earthquake in Andre's Horrible Girl was only the first of many? Bade & Cabbie.

A fun crazy modern day adaptation of the 1954 classic film White Christmas featuring Gossip Girl's favorite foursome. Fluffy with a bit of smut and lots of scheming. It's that time of year again, Happy Holidays! Quite AU for obvious reasons.

"You love him." "I do. You love her." "I do." Dan and Blair, mutually in love. Sex lives. Gin martinis. A white sun dress. This is how friendship should be.

Troy Bolton came to Albuquerque with a screwed up passed, his life was full of secrets and things he wasn't proud of, when he met Gabriella Montez ex cheerleader and aspiring performer, he never thought his life would changed so much so fast. TxG, MA!

Sequel to Allusions. Quotes from season 3. "Just let me keep the box." The conclusion to this very long and arduous fic. I hope you enjoyed.

A fatal plane crash leaves the Victorious gang stranded on an abandoned island. What lays beyond it, and who will survive? Bade, Tandre, Cat/OC, Cade friendship. Post Wok Star S1.

"I'd name my kid something cool," he decides. "Like… like Bartholomew. Or Ploxy." Jade/Beck drabbles.

Drabble Four: "Come on, Two and a Half Men isn't that bad now." "They killed off the main character!" "I figured you would have liked that." "… I liked when that one chick described him as an exploding bag of meat."/ Or completely weird, pointless Bade.

They're both trying to escape Ohio. What happens when Rachel and Jesse randomly run into each other at NYU and Jesse has to show Rachel the ropes?

The Bird Scene episode from Jade and Beck's POV... Bade! Includes Tandre and Cabbie... Pretty much like Pilot,but with The Bird Scene soryline... I hope you get my point... Sorry, i suck at summaries : s Rated M for a chapter

What would've happened if Jade West was the new girl at Hollywood Arts? Tori Vega is said to get everything she wants, but Jade West knows that's wrong. / AU, JadeBeckTori with splashes of other pairings, and no mean!characters.

Were Jade has a nightmare and Beck wants waffles. First fic.

What is going on in Jade's life on the Pilot episode? What is she thinking? Pilot episode in Jade's POV Yes, I changed my summary.Bade!

Need some relationship advice? Just ask Hollywood Art's most loved couple. - BADE.

AU. A tortured billionaire. A beautiful thief. In a world of possibilities, there's only so many ways to find each other.

/It's hard to believe, and she'd never even admit to anyone, not even herself...but they were friends first./ A story of the friendship between Beck and Jade.

AU story surrounding Chuck/Blair and the other UESers and even a few non UESers . Chuck and Blair, and their never ending story of passion and the pain that comes with it.

What if, in "Donna's Panties," Donna had walked into the basement ten minutes later, giving Jackie the opportunity to showcase her goods and surprise the boys? JH one-shot.

JH. Jackie's hanging out in the basement with the gang and looks around with a sense of contentment. Set shortly after 6x08. Short and fluffy oneshot.

Kelso has a house party and Jackie gets some much-needed attention from Hyde.

On Thursdays he doesn't walk over to join her. On Thursday he tries to share.

"I might have scratched myself in my sleep. Or it could be a bug bite." Beck insisted. Jade snorted, knowing the truth. "Yeah, THAT'S probably what it is. Or maybe a bee sting." She suggested smirking. Oneshot. Jade/Beck

Jade likes the quiet moments when her and Beck are alone the most. Oneshot. Jade/Beck

It's become very clear to Eugene that Rapunzel has little to no understanding of amorous affection.

Troy's depressed, all he wants to do this summer is morn in his room. But his friends have had enough, they have a plan to get Troy out of his room but they soon find out it's harder then they expected, they'll have to go to plan Gabriella. TxG, ZxS, CxT

Unconvential ways of proposing marriage runs in the family. Conintuation and last chapter is up.

Blair plays dirty while engaging in pillow talk.

Its Valentines day at East High and Chad finally gets the courage to ask out Taylor with all the love floating around, will he get his girl? maybe with the help of Troy, Gabriella and Sharpay. Chaylor, Troyella, and Zekepay. M for language

Hyde, Eric, Kelso and Fez are comparing pick-up lines when the girls walk in. But instead of changing the subject, Donna forces them to keep going. And Hyde finds, to no one's surprise, that he likes to tease Jackie. Hyde/Jackie, Eric/Donna, Fez/OC

Takes place a few weeks after 2x13. Chuck doesn't go to Thailand and Jack doesn't exist. “Glad to see you’re not dead” she bites out, because once she sees him and his haggard appearance, the desire to yell out him goes out the window. Rated T for now.

1x06 throwback, Handmaiden's Tale. But of course, CB. "'Isn't there some psychology major slut begging to get on her knees for you' Blair asked cruelly. Her eyes were dark and furious and it was a wonder how he had stood this long without her."

"Sometimes she just couldn't understand him. She was laying completely bare before him and he was acting like he was still excited about seducing her for the first time. Like she excited him as much as she had the first time."

The five times Beckett Oliver asks Jade West out, and the four times she rejects him. / Beck&Jade, oneshot.

"Look, it's even cherry-flavored. Mmm." Jade/Beck, oneshot.

AU story revolving around Chuck, Blair and Serena-though CB is the focus. Rated M for obvious reasons! "Well I guess that depends on your definition of a freak" he smirked, leaning in much closer than Blair would have liked.

Rachel/Jesse. "Her heart stops for just a moment. Then he smiles and it starts racing approximately 300 beats per minute, a rhythm no one could move to. She doesn't either. He walks to her."

Having a lot of siblings isn't easy. With sisters who unknowingly overshadow you and brothers who are way to over protective, Gabriella just walked through life unnoticed. But then Troy Bolton moved to town, changing her life forever. TxG. COMPLETE!

Chuck realised that he didn’t know this Blair, carefree Blair, who enjoyed herself without constant fear of repercussions. With that thrilling thought in mind, he drank his sparkling wine, keeping the image of the stranger on stage burned into his retinas

Begins during Blair's Kiss on The Lips party in 1x01. What if Chuck and Blair began hooking up before the limo? "They shared a smile then, a wicked-no-one-knows-our-little-secret-but-us smile before attacking each other’s mouths once again."

Chuck/Blair, Nate/Serena and Dan/Vanessa. The way it should be. Past, present and future.

Third prompt filled for my smutathon challenge--this one is "On Nate's Bed" and takes place in between 1x12 and 1x13. Rated M for MATURE. It another angst-filled fic, my friends, ye be warned!

What if Jackie went out with Kelso and found him...lacking? What if she met Hyde at a party later and they hooked up? My version on how the show would be different if she'd been with Hyde insteadSeason One

Gabi's parents died when she was twelve leaving her and her five brothers orphans. With her being the youngest they all vowed to protect her from everything. But the one thing they can't protect her from is falling for bad boy Troy Bolton. TxG COMPLETE!

CB one-shot future-fic. "They celebrate every day they’re together. Each day is an unspoken anniversary of the miracle that no one saw coming."

After a fight with his wife, Hyde gets some advice from the one and only Red Forman. Very loosely based off the song by Kenny Chesney.

Post Seventeen Candles shower-time with our favorite couple.

Red gives Hyde some advice on waiting. Very loosely based off Brad Paisley's song. Jackie and Hyde with a dash of Red and Kitty. My first 70's fic, enjoy!

Set during 2x08. Chuck actually let's Blair in his limo the morning it rains and Blair tells him about that certain fantasy she had earlier.

Spending an evening in each other's company may feel like 'Old Times,' but Blair and Chuck aren't sure they want to go back - A COMPANION PIECE to "Tell Him," so read that first. Post 209; Two-shot; CB; SPOILER-FREE.

“Call me any name you want,” he growled again in her ear, the deep timbre of his voice sending hot shivers of awareness shooting clear down her spine, “but don’t you dare lie to me. Or to yourself.” 2x19 spoiler.

“Date? Date? I think you've forgotten, princess, but you belong to me!” Chuck growled angrily as he grabbed her shoulders roughly and dug his fingers into her skin.“Let me go you arrogant ass! I won't have you ruining my night,” Blair shouted...C/B Onesho

Since his father was hardly ever around, Cary Grant taught him how to stand and talk, Humphrey Bogart taught him how to smoke and be worldly, and Marlon Brando taught him how to smirk. Chuck/Blair.

He looks good. Excellent, even. All combed and composed, eyes still as dark and searching as always. If I were a weak, needy woman, I would already have him shoved into a closet with the door securely locked behind us.

A series of isolated points in time that truly showcase the gang's journey to adulthood, ranging from the normal teenage problems of insecurity and heartbreak, to the uniquely strong love they share, this is what happened from 1970 to 1981. H/J, E/D

“Please,” he rasps again, this time against her lips, and it’s desperate and pleading and broken; everything that he is at this moment. Takes place after 2.14. C/B.

Blair turned around slowly. She could envision the scene from some cheesy romance movie unraveling before her. Girl shocked and speechless. Slow motion hesitant turn to face the unwelcome presence. Noticing the man she use to love standing a few feet away

It was Blair who took Chuck home that night. One-Shot set at the end of 2x14

A smutty little one shot with some cuteness! Set during the episode "Bring It On Home" right after Jackie is caught sleeping in Hyde's bed by the Formans.

We all know and love Chuck's scarf. Now it's time to tell his side of the story. :D Just plain old silliness. I hope you enjoy. Reviews, as always, are appreciated.

It's Christmas eve 1980, and Hyde and Jackie are having some problems. Will the memory of when they first met be the answer? What exactly happened on their first meeting? Fluffy holiday one shot.

Post 2x13 oneshot. Non-Judging Breakfast club; N/S and C/B. "I look at Blair and Chuck. And that's the weirdest couple ever, right? But they work so well because all they want is each other. Is that stupid? To want someone to love everything about you?"

Blair is hit on by someone inappropriate while Chuck watches and Chuck finally finds out what it's like to punch someone. What happens when our two favorite characters share a jail cell for a few hours? Set after the new year, no spoilers except promo.

“Don't touch me,” Blair warned, her voice changing in pitch, the quiver in her voice evident. Chuck knew the signs, he knew her better than she knew herself. She was responding. After all this time, she was still not immune to him. RATED M. C/B. xoxo

He didn’t sign up for these midnight conversations and she knows it but he’s not sure if she’s seriously serious or just playfully serious because she can become quite the stranger in bed. Chuck/Blair

“One more time?” he asked, needing the reassurance, knowing deep down that it could never be just one more time. “Yes. Yes. Oh God yes,” Blair responded desperately as her body clenched around him, her nails running scratch marks up and down his back. C/B

Worst snow storm to hit the Northeast in years. “Bloody perfect. A road trip with Nate the Great, Humphrey Dumpty, Chuck Basstard and Serena,” Blair murmured as she joined the others in collecting her things... Love, lust, friendships. C/B, D/S & N. R&R.

From the smiles, to the tone of her voice, to her body language it was clear that she'd been blatantly flirting with him. He was even more determined to crack her facade. CB, Post 202, no spoilers!

Spending the evening chasing Emma with Chuck and Blair showed just how much the two cared for each other. What happens when Serena tries to give them a little nudge toward each other? NO SPOILERS; CB, Serena's POV, one-shot, cut-scene for 209.

Conversations between CB at night. All dialogue.

COMPLETE. Post 2.05. When Blair wakes, the last thing she can remember is falling asleep the night Serena came back to New York. But apparently it’s 18 months later. She’s no longer Nate’s girlfriend, Serena is remorseful, & Chuck Bass… is in love with he

It's 2am. And he's calling too late to be gracious. The phonecall that should have followed Chuck's failure to tell Blair what she wanted to hear at the White Party. CB show based.

Now that Chuck/Blair are a couple what type of typical daily activities do they engage in and how do the rest fare during their relationship? One-shot, slightly fluff.

After some conversations with Nate, Chuck attempts to get Blair back. Chuck/Blair.

A CB one-shot that takes place in the middle of season 2. No spoilers, don't worry! Chuck and Blair are dating. Blair realizes something about their relationship and decides to take action.

Future one-shot. It’s the wedding day and the groom & all of his men are missing. Serena was going to kill her step-brother. CB & some DS.

Chuck's wry comment about Blair's drunk dialing habit is explained. Dorota included. As well as Roman.

It's a short snarky fic of the first time CB share ILYs credit to Katelyn since this was her idea.

TV-version He loves her red tights. He’s not sure how a piece of clothing can evoke a feeling he didn’t even think he was capable of having, and honestly he doesn’t care. what could have happened if the CB makeout session in 1x10 hadn’t been interrupted

This is a quick one shot set after Hyde calls Brooke hot. I thought they should have handled it different. So this is what I thought up. Hope you like it. Read and REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW! :D

Because Chuck should have been in Blair Waldorf Must Pie! ChuckBlair fic with a little DanSerena

A new, happy version of the end of Season 7 and all of Season 8. ED JH never break up. Forget about Eric and Kelso leaving. It doesn't happen here! No, you're not imagining things. I actually updated.

AU JH. Jackie Burkhart is having the worst day of her life when everyone forgets her birthday. And to add to that, the guy of her dreams doesn't even notice her and some foreign kid just won't seem to leave her alone. Roughly based on the movie. COMPLETE!

Ever wonder why Kelso stopped talking so much about his exsex life with Jackie to Hyde after Season 5? Well, I did. And I came up with the answer! I do NOT own ANYTHING! I'm just a fan! Oneshot

Set after JBH. Jackie and Hyde are on a mission to drive the other crazy, what happens when they go see Close Encounters of the Third Kind?

Jackie and Hyde pretty much hated each other from the get go, and yet he still agreed to take her to Prom. Kelso was unable to win Jackie back that night, and everything changed between the rich cheerleader and the Zen Master. S1 rewritten from 'Prom Night' JH

A continuation of Catch the Bouquet. Jackie has another plan up her sleeve, and this time, Hyde isn't so willing to cooperate.

Fate has been unkind to Jackie Burkhart for too long. She has a plan to change that, and to obtain what is rightfully hers a glorious wedding. Though she doesn't know it, she needs a little help, and a surprising person is perfectly willing to offer it.

JH Smut. Jackie wants to test some authority and have her voice be heard.

JH. A retake on the Vanstock episode. What if when Jackie went to surprise Kelso,she found him in a very compromising position. Chapter 12!

Updated Feb 18, and in no way whatsoever abandoned. Please read and review and I'll try to update more frequently.

You know the moment...you know what I write. Therefore, you know what this is. Yay smut!

My version of how Jackie and Hyde got together, but it doesn’t happen in season 5. This is what would have happened if Hyde hadn’t pushed Jackie away in the episode Kelso’s Serenade.

A sweet and sexy moment between Hyde and Jackie that takes place during or after 'Over The Hills And Far Away' when Jackie uses Hyde's zen against him. I upped the rating so as not to offend anyone. I'm new to this, so please don't hate me!

Set during 'The Acid Queen.' An extremely mushy but sweet moment between Jackie and Hyde.

Set after 'The Kids Are Alright.' Or maybe it's during. Who can tell these days? Jackie and Hyde get back together in a way that doesn't lead them straight to disaster!

During ‘Who Wants It More.’ Jackie has no appreciation for the joy of sex. Hyde gives it to her. That’s a pun, get it? :p

Set after Jackie Bags Hyde. Hyde can't stop thinking about his kiss with Jackie, and things between them become awkward as he tries to forget the whole thing. Jackie, meanwhile, has a plan... COMPLETE!

Kelso's pink sweater ended up pissing both Jackie and Hyde off. What happened after Jackie threw it at Kelso and stormed out? JackieHyde

COMPLETE! Pre season 5. Eric goes to California to get Donna back. But this time Jackie and Hyde accompany him. AU. Differing POV's - Chapter 7: Eric

An alternate universe where Jackie never dated Kelso or joined the basement gang. J/H

Part of the Halloween Fic Exchange- For Fire! Hyde and Jackie find themselves stuck together on the “scariest night of the year”.

He hated summer. He had no reason. His summer was flashes of sweaty bodies, Led Zepplin and her skin that smelt like perfume. Not a bad summer, really. And he got to know her and she got to liking Led Zepplin...No, not that bad at all. J&H! 2ND PART UP

Post Celebration Day. Hyde sees Jackie on their anniversary and they eventually decide whether they want to be together again. J/H. R&R please.

“He had always thought grand gestures of romanticism were for fools.” Jackie/Hyde. Post Celebration Day. Complete.

J/H - Hyde is there when Jackie needs a little help

The wait is over for J/H...and the moment has built to earthquake-like proportions. Very mild spoiler.

Just a very short fic...Eric has a little crush. J/H

Jackie and Hyde are heating up, but why is Hyde putting on the brakes? (Fez before loss of virginity, and Kitty helping out Hyde with the TLC) please read & respond