I think, therefore we have nothing in common.

If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.

This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it

Don't blame yourself. Let me do it

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder

If I got smart with you how would you know?

The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have

If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.

Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list

I hear voices and they don't like you

I don't know what your problem is, But I'll bet it'll be hard to pronounce

I like you. People say I’ve got no taste, but I like you.

“The power to cause pain is the only power that matters, the power to kill and destroy, because if you can't kill then you are always subject to those who can, and nothing and no one will ever save you.” -Ender Wiggin

“I don't care if I pass your test, I don't care if I follow your rules. If you can cheat, so can I. I won't let you beat me unfairly-I'll beat you unfairly first.” -Ender Wiggin (Ender’s Game)

“Perhaps it's impossible to wear an identity without becoming what you pretend to be.” - Valentine Wiggin (Ender’s Game)

“Mazer, I don't want to keep dreaming these things. I'm afraid of sleep. I keep thinking of things that I don't want to remember. My whole life keeps playing out as if I were a recorder and someone else wanted to watch the most terrible parts of my life.” -Ender Wiggin

"...I never wanted to kill anybody. Nobody ever asked me if I wanted to kill anybody. But the forest laughed at him."- Ender's Game

"Just one more example of the stupidity of the military. If you had any brains, you'd be in a real career, like selling life insurance." - Colonel Graff (Ender’s Game)

“Sometimes lies are more dependable than the truth.” - Ender Wiggin (Ender’s Game)

“I hate, hate, hate everyone…but that’s alright I can use my screams to blow them all away. I bet dead people are a lot easier to get along with.” - Crona (Soul Eater)

“Do you want to know where the real hell is hiding?….It’s inside your head.” - Crona (Soul Eater)

““Having faith in people, trusting someone not to hurt you, how idiotic is that?” - Crona (Soul Eater)

“ Hey…can I shoot them now? (and later) Oops….sorry….my fingers slipped.”- Death the Kid (Soul Eater)

“You're disgustingly hideous! What the hell kind of thing are you? I've never seen anything more messed up in my life! Do you know nothing about symmetry? Whoever made you should be dug up from his grave, shot and reburied! You make me violently ill.” - Death the Kid (Soul Eater)

“If you pick a fight with a god of death, I can't guarantee your soul's safety” - Death the Kid ( Soul Eater)

“So basically, this maverick is urging everyone to express his individuality through conformity in brand-name selection.” - Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes)

“Reality continues to ruin my life.” - Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes)

“It's psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I'll get a saw. “ - Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes)

“As a math atheist, I should be excused from this.”- Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes)

"The world isn't fair, Calvin." Calvin’s Dad, "I know Dad, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor?" - Calvin (Calvin and Hobbes)

"So me and the voices took a vote…..It’s unanimous, you suck." - favorite quote of all time.

(when being complimented for helping birth a baby) “Naw... we just ran around, screaming our heads off, thinking she was gonna die.” - Edward Elric (FMA)

“Let me tell you a little story. You may have heard it before. It's a story about a butcher named Barry. Once upon a time, in central city, there was a butcher named Barry. Barry loved to chop up meat more than anything in the world. But one day, when Barry got tired of just chopping up cows and pigs...He found something NEW to chop up-- PEOPLE. And so, he went out night after night in search of fresh meat. Eventually, Barry was caught, but not before he had slaughtered 23 victims!!! For terrorizing the poor people of central city, Barry was sent straight to the gallows...And everyone else lived happily ever after!” - Edward Elric (FMA)

"When I was certain he was going to kill me, my mind went blank, and I didn't have any hope anymore. And the only thing I could do was scream my lungs out. I felt so helpless, I couldn't even bring myself to believe someone might save me. Then you showed up, Al. And I realized that if we don't take care of each other, then no one else will. So I'll do anything in my power to get our bodies back, even if it means being the military's lapdog. And we'll just have to hope our powers are good enough to help us rise above our own limits. 'Cause we're not gods. We're humans. Tiny, insignificant humans...who couldn't even save a little girl. " -Edward Elric (FMA)

Favorite lyrics from songs:

"Lizzie Borden took an axe,

And gave her mother forty whacks.

When she saw what she had done…

She gave her father forty-one!"

...Ring around the Rosie...

…Pocket full of posies…

...Ashes, ashes...

…We all fall down...

...Ring around the Rosie...

...What do you suppose we...

...Can do to fight the darkness...

...In which we drown...?

...Ring around the Rosie...

…This evil thing, it knows me...

...Lost ghosts surround me...

...I can't. Fall. Down

This land is my land
It isn't your land
I've got a shotgun
And you ain't got one
I'll blow your head off
If you don't get off
This land is private property!

Characters I relate to:

Ender Wiggin

Simon Seville

Death the Kid