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 Author has written 15 stories for Twilight, and Pride and Prejudice. Experienced online editor, long-time blogger, and fiction author whose profile you can find on Google. My community found at tab below consists primarily of Twilight and Pride and Prejudice-based fan fiction, though there are a few others included. If you're a fan fiction author and you've pulled your works because of plagiarism, feel free to PM me and I'll be glad to explain what measures you may have available to deal with theft of intellectual property. xOx—xOx—xOx—xOx—xOx—xOx
My blog: — for long-form posts and non-FFn fanfiction, and links to my flash fiction and writers' resources My Wattpad site: /user/femmemalheureuse — where I've stashed some other, completely different original fiction in progress Find me on Twitter at: twitter.com/Femme_Mal — I'm there far too often My Tumblr site: — for stuff I was too angry/rushed to post at my other sites, used less frequently What I'm reading/what I've read: /FemmeMalheureuse — feel free to recommend a good book there xOx—xOx—xOx—xOx—xOx—xOx TRANSLATION POLICY: I've received requests to translate my stories in languages other than English, in which I draft my works. At this time translations are not authorized for the following reasons: — English is my primary language; I am not prepared to do a thorough job of auditing translated works for their faithful duplication of the original work. — I am not prepared to audit the translators for performance if more than one request is made for a single non-English language. — Translators' work is voluntary, uncompensated; I cannot assure that translation work will be completed fully and on a timely basis for readers of my work. I'm very sorry for the inconvenience this causes my readers whose first language is not English. Thank you for understanding. |
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The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,505 - Reviews: 19632 - Favs: 6,421 - Follows: 4,394 - Updated: 12/20/2019 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 58,619 - Reviews: 4524 - Favs: 3,369 - Follows: 2,066 - Updated: 12/1/2019 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Personally, I'd Rather Lick Sand by orchidvines reviews
Lizzy is feisty and spirited. Darcy, not so much.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 1099 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 388 - Updated: 9/4/2017 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Complete
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14908 - Favs: 13,194 - Follows: 5,910 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Other Way by Honeybeemeadows reviews
Men, like jewels, require a setting. Even if the setting is the last place you'd expect.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 98,095 - Reviews: 2318 - Favs: 1,238 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 2/10/2016 - Published: 9/12/2012 - Bella, Edward, Alice, Jasper - Complete
Work of Art by abstract way reviews
Brilliant artist Edward is celebrated in the art world, but are trappings of fame also destroying him? In the lust filled world of art-whores & predators, feisty Bella knocks him off his pedestal. Will he realize that she alone has the power to heal him? ...Note: The primary story of Work of Art was pulled and published.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 6425 - Favs: 2,859 - Follows: 1,649 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
String Theory by theladyingrey42 reviews
"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 81,043 - Reviews: 8814 - Favs: 4,391 - Follows: 2,360 - Updated: 11/3/2015 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,881 - Reviews: 9643 - Favs: 9,848 - Follows: 6,560 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Doll by AliciaMo reviews
Renown scientist William Darcy is tired of dealing with the expectations of a real woman. He decides to make a companion based on the most ideal woman of his acquaintance, Elizabeth Bennet, and he offers her the most unusual proposal. M for mature sexual content.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,535 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 4/20/2015 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Complete
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12863 - Favs: 5,881 - Follows: 5,241 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Evermore Experience by DeJean Smith reviews
Bella Swan receives an invitation to the exclusive Evermore Experience, an in-depth immersion summer program where she plans to fully explore 19th century England, but fate has other plans for her once she arrives. A mostly AU story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 161,112 - Reviews: 2198 - Favs: 2,028 - Follows: 1,166 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 15076 - Favs: 8,127 - Follows: 7,058 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Misadventures of Daisy and Swirl by m81170 reviews
"Daisy bit her lip and nodded, trying hard not to audibly moan. The way Swirl wielded his hammer rendered her speechless." For the moments that boring, young geeks and social pariahs share - snapshots from Swirl and Daisy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 21,390 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 1,018 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Consequence of Miracles by Travis Birkenstock reviews
Sometimes, the miracles we plead for come at a terrible price. AH, dark subject matter.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 71,647 - Reviews: 3425 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 1,710 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 5/14/2014 - [Edward, Bella] - Complete
Barely Breathing by chocaholic123 reviews
A tortured professor consumed by a secret. A quiet student who catches his eye. He's barely existing. She's young and innocent. When she enters his hellish world, it shifts…again. AH. Short drabblish chapters from WitFit prompts.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 35,968 - Reviews: 7346 - Favs: 1,677 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear by TheFicChick reviews
"It's the first time I realize that for all of the significance boy-Edward holds in my past, man-Edward is a stranger to me. The thought is at once liberating and heartbreaking, and I don't know what to do with it: how do you forgive someone who no longer exists? How do you hold a man accountable for a boy's carelessness?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 59,282 - Reviews: 7612 - Favs: 2,050 - Follows: 1,794 - Updated: 5/18/2014 - Published: 3/28/2014 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Deliverance by lellabeth reviews
When all hope is lost, salvation can be found in the most unlikely of places.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,636 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Marcus - Complete
Nine Months - A Cullen Legacy Short Story by pattyrose reviews
Former Congressman Edward Cullen has finally overcome the forces that tried to keep him away from Bella and their daughter, Elizabeth, and the three have settled into a life together. But when Bella becomes pregnant again, how will Edward deal with nine months of expectation, combined with a new campaign run? A short story based on The Cullen Legacy. Daily updates. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,646 - Reviews: 2304 - Favs: 2,001 - Follows: 1,293 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20546 - Favs: 14,117 - Follows: 5,730 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Sleeping With James Bond by Dhampir72 reviews
What it's like to sleep with James Bond. (Or alternatively: five reasons why James Bond is one of the worst bed partners in the history of the world and the one reason Q keeps him around anyway.)
James Bond - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,163 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/31/2013 - James Bond/007, Q 3 - Complete
Mise-en-Place by callmepagliacci reviews
I recreated his mother's recipes when he was homesick. I made meal plans when he had to gain or lose weight for a role. And when he wanted chocolate-covered strawberries and champagne for another woman he was bringing home, I made them with all the love in my heart—the love he'd never see. So I showed him with my food.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,170 - Reviews: 1610 - Favs: 1,833 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 8/1/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Beneath this Sky by Bedelia reviews
Nineteen years ago, time unraveled. In a changed world, Bella fights to save a man from the past and a girl with no future. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 100,653 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 945 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Terroir by thimbles reviews
Isabella Swan uproots her life on a whim, moving halfway around the world in search of something more. Perhaps she will find what she's looking for in the neatly laid rows of Cullen Family Wines' Hunter Valley vineyard. Sometimes, it is the grafted vine that produces the more vigorous growth.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,413 - Reviews: 1813 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 6/11/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Astonishingly Beautiful by Miss Pseudonymous reviews
What if Darcy hadn't said, "She is tolerable." What if instead he had said...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 4/28/2013 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Complete
Words with Strangers by Nolebucgrl reviews
EPOV Companion Piece to Words with Friends. Movie star Edward Cullen is done with women and focused on his career. A stranger reaches out to him via Words with Friends. Will her words change his mind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 306,499 - Reviews: 13614 - Favs: 5,131 - Follows: 3,535 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Broken Windows by Saritadreaming reviews
When Bella arrives at Masen Island to finish her manuscript, she's faced with the resurgence of dreams and memories of the beautiful boy who glared at her in HS 4 years ago. Can she solve the mystery of Edward Cullen? 2ND PLACE WINNER PICK A PIC CHALLENGE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 13 - Words: 116,184 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 784 - Updated: 4/8/2013 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Then and Now by DTCPS reviews
A lot has changed, but a lot hasn't. Once upon a time Jasper fell in love with a girl. Sort of. M for slash. Advisory - Contains a transgender main character.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,970 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/29/2013 - Alice, Jasper - Complete
Original Sin by BookwormBaby2580 reviews
What makes a man irredeemable? USC student Bella Swan finds herself asking that question when she gets involved with the sexy, yet tight-lipped Dr. Carlisle Cullen, a man living in a self-imposed purgatory for the undisclosed sins of his past.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 151,580 - Reviews: 1317 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 2/9/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
SOUL by denverpopcorn reviews
Meet Edward Cullen, boy next door, dreamer, and self-proclaimed virgin. Take a journey with him as he heads out in search of The One. AH. EPOV, E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 108,363 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 1,515 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Edward, Bella
The Search by Amber1983 reviews
When Bella Swan flees to London to escape her painful and humiliating past her new life is knocked off its axis by her charismatic and ambitious boss, Edward Cullen. Can Ed unravel Bella's secrets and get what he wants without revealing his own demons...and his heart? AH. Britishward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 182,812 - Reviews: 3562 - Favs: 3,487 - Follows: 2,572 - Updated: 1/21/2013 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What would it take by neska-polita reviews
Mr. Darcy once voiced his reservations against Miss Elizabeth's station in life, only to have his suit vehemently rejected. Years later his feelings for her haven't diminished but her status has. What would it take for Mr. Darcy to propose again? Regency, AU, HEA (amazingly). Inspired by "The Reawakening" by easternbandit.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 39,456 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 435 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Mr. Darcy, Elizabeth - Complete
Outbound by aftrnoondlight reviews
Two beautiful souls humbly traveling life's lonely path, until fate suddenly shows her hand. Will Edward and Bella surrender willingly... A tender, romantic tale of love and life in the clouds.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,508 - Reviews: 3216 - Favs: 3,168 - Follows: 1,987 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Wild Child by FluffyLiz reviews
Just months away from inheriting a fortune and the family business, 17 year old orphan, Bella, is out of control – a wild child with a platinum card and a killer bod. Can Edward, as her legal guardian and CEO of Swan Publishing, rein her in and prevent her from ruining everything he's worked for? AH, OOC. Rated M for language, adult situations and dramatic plotlines.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 223,906 - Reviews: 5563 - Favs: 3,694 - Follows: 2,620 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Playing It Straight by MissWinkles reviews
Sometimes love is all about telling the truth. AH, OOC and very, very fluffy. Written for the Twilight Twenty-Five Round Six.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 39,035 - Reviews: 1621 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Crash by BelleDean reviews
A financial collapse, a hurdle, a breakdown and a collision – though not necessarily in that order. E & B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,147 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 759 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Animate Me by abstract way reviews
Professional animator Edward worships cartoon exec Bella from afar by day and draws her in his comic book late at night. When this Daffy Duck-loving geek comes face to face with his dream girl, will his fantasy world come to life? ...Note:The primary story of Animate Me was pulled and published. Thanks for 2 great years on fan fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 11455 - Favs: 4,431 - Follows: 3,626 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7650 - Favs: 11,788 - Follows: 6,171 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Graduation and Other Horrible Things by OkThat'sCool reviews
Is it possible to fall in love with the guy that called you fat just four short years ago? P&P through four years of college. One shot.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Lack of Color by coldplaywhore reviews
He paints; she inspires. Together they are whole, until one day they are separated, breaking him of his soul. Five years later, she's not his. Can she be again? ExB AU AH M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 98,320 - Reviews: 2147 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Fine Line Between Love & Hate by samekraemer reviews
Divorce is a dirty business. A socialite decides that her husband is having an affair and hires the best divorce attorney she can find...Bella Swan. Who will the doctor bring to the mediation table, and what kind of history will opposing counsel share?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 90,674 - Reviews: 769 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
She Gives Me Religion by Liz Lemon Bennett reviews
A foul-mouth seminarian meets a just widowed bride in the brink of despair. A late in life coming of age story, Bella and Edward learn to have faith in themselves and each other. Started as a Cherry Exchange o/s, now full length.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 269,539 - Reviews: 4374 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 1,999 - Updated: 3/25/2012 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Edward, Bella
Landscape: Fictionista WitFit Prompts, Summer 2011 by jennde reviews
Based on Fictionista Workshop's daily writing prompt. A story of love, loss, and new beginnings. E/B, AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 52 - Words: 74,776 - Reviews: 2905 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pocket Change by aWhiteBlankPage reviews
I know of three kinds of change: the kind that jangles around in your pocket, the kind that happens slowly, every moment of every day, and the kind that blows you away in an instant.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,557 - Reviews: 5252 - Favs: 4,211 - Follows: 2,652 - Updated: 2/23/2012 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nightingale Journals by kimpy reviews
Night nurse Bella Swan blogs about her experiences via "The Nightingale Journals." When Dr. Edward Cullen is named the PICU's newest Fellow, their attraction is undeniable, but can they remain professional? Epic banter and tensions result.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 231,945 - Reviews: 3644 - Favs: 3,548 - Follows: 2,057 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12994 - Favs: 8,632 - Follows: 6,370 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Last Night at Cullen Hall by Kat097 reviews
O/S Outtake from 'Cullen Hall'. Spoilers inside! What did Marie witness on her last night at Cullen Hall?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Complete
The Peep Hole Chronicles by FFCollab reviews
Three boys. Three girls. Two peepholes. One big mis adventure. A Round Robin Collaboration. All human. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,149 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Touching Solitude by catharticone reviews
Edward moves to a remote homestead in Oregon, seeking isolation to recover from a traumatic event. However, a chance meeting with his lovely yet melancholy neighbor sparks concern for her. Can these two broken individuals help each other to heal? AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 87 - Words: 252,786 - Reviews: 2440 - Favs: 1,213 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Speaking in Code by mamabean reviews
Edward Cullen's trash is his neighbors' torture, and now his house is in violation of Chapter 36 of the Seattle Municipal Code. When Inspector Swan shows up to issue a citation, sparks will fly! ExB, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 93,233 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 691 - Follows: 456 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Of Kith and Kin by Chicklette reviews
"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return." -Nat King Cole. This story is about that. AH, Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 88,113 - Reviews: 4090 - Favs: 4,025 - Follows: 2,057 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Teardrop On The Fire by karenec reviews
Anyone who has read the draft of Midnight Sun knows that Edward hides things from his family and, in particular, Bella. What if there was someone who could shed light on some of the things Edward holds back? Edward, original character Julia, Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 109,955 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bright Like the Sun by dryler reviews
Edward/Bella - WIP, AU, AH, OOC. When Bella goes to live with her father in Forks, things go much better than she expected. At least until a slick parking lot, a careening van, a broken arm, and her weird lab partner from biology get in the way...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 113,874 - Reviews: 3690 - Favs: 4,648 - Follows: 4,628 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Edward, Bella
Bad Blood by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Edward Cullen was a man who liked order. He arranged his life into neat little segments, exercising rigid control in all areas of his existence. Then one day, all of it was brought tumbling down by one simple question.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,319 - Reviews: 2512 - Favs: 3,270 - Follows: 1,237 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Art After 5 by sleepyvalentina reviews
Bella Swan had life figured out until she met sixteen-year-old Edward Cullen. A few months and an intense emotional connection later, she finds herself on a journey toward self acceptance while questioning everything she'd previously accepted as true.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 55 - Words: 130,382 - Reviews: 12222 - Favs: 5,534 - Follows: 3,237 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Cullen Hall by Kat097 reviews
To escape the ruins of her failed marriage, American writer Bella Swan takes up lodging in the grounds of a remote English Country House where, unable to escape from the man who haunts her dreams, she must unravel a century old mystery...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,970 - Reviews: 671 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Immortalis Caris by sisterglitch reviews
Gender ambiguous vampire Edward meets human Carlisle, a former crystal meth addict. The beautiful "Dee" offers an alternative addiction and a new life. Dark. Sensual. Adult. Extremely OFF-CANON. Blood, Slash Sex & Drugs. Edward/Carlisle
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,468 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Closed Stacks Carrel by DeJean Smith reviews
Spanking the Monkey contest entry. Bella Swan lives for Thursdays. It's her favorite day of the week because Dr. Edward Cullen always visits his closed stacks carrel on Thursdays-now continued!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,368 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 6/27/2011
Incunabula: Or The Golden Legend by suitablyironicmoniker reviews
A determined curator vies with a private collector when rumors of a rare book surface in central Europe. All human, canon couples...eventually.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 37 - Words: 135,261 - Reviews: 1477 - Favs: 951 - Follows: 635 - Updated: 9/26/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Unplanned Perfection by littlecat358 reviews
Bella and Alice were best friends, which made Bella the only girl off limits to Alice's brother Edward. When a party the summer after graduation gets out of control, Bella's world is turned upside down. "He doesn't know. I don't want him to."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 42 - Words: 382,594 - Reviews: 13506 - Favs: 9,951 - Follows: 5,138 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Osa Bella by Myg reviews
Bella is a school counselor, but Edward is a vampire posing as a student. Will Bella defy her head and follow her heart? Or will she conquer her desire and do what she believes is right? Not your daughter's/niece's/little sister's Twilight. Angsty.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 185,919 - Reviews: 3829 - Favs: 3,239 - Follows: 1,942 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 23221 - Favs: 15,831 - Follows: 10,960 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Henry's Legacy by jfb reviews
Regency P&P. Reclusive Mr. Bennet lives two lives, one at Longbourn and one in top of London society. Real people and real history mix with our favorite characters to give us this tale.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,648 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Complete
It Happened One Night by spanglemaker9 reviews
Just one night, just for fun, no strings and no expectations. Simple things never stay that way.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,526 - Reviews: 4162 - Favs: 4,556 - Follows: 2,946 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Matter of Life and Death by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Forget being scared to death, Bella Swan isn't even scared of death, something that both greatly annoys and-even if he won't admit it-entices Edward Cullen. If only she weren't trying to destroy him. Collab w/ Derdriu oFaolain for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,390 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 1,198 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
While You Were Gone by Jenny0719 reviews
Upon returning to Forks, Edward quickly learns that trying to remove supernatural forces from Bella's life by leaving was in vain. She's undergone a transformation that he couldn't have even imagined. AU Part 2 coming soon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 103,645 - Reviews: 1408 - Favs: 1,466 - Follows: 1,349 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Summer Fling by misticbutterfly reviews
Who knew two weeks in paradise could change their lives. See how Bella and Edward live out their summer fling. AU, ALL HUMAN, OOC And some Lemony goodness...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 196,932 - Reviews: 1062 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Bella, Edward
Branching Inward by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He's a brilliant, sensual, tactile artist with a huge personality and love for life...at least, he used to be. She's a shrewd historian, content to observe from a distance...until now. At Newcoven College in Clearwater, OH, no secret is safe. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,203 - Reviews: 4527 - Favs: 4,308 - Follows: 2,516 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Is Who I Am by pattyrose reviews
Edward Cullen, successful business exec/playboy/all around bad boy. Bella Swan, divorced mom/graphic artist/unwilling to trust her heart to the likes of someone like Edward again. Will she give him a chance? Does he even deserve one? AH, AU ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 362,984 - Reviews: 6531 - Favs: 6,941 - Follows: 2,890 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Two Words by spanglemaker9 reviews
1st Place Winner in the Missed Connections Contest. "Back in the summer I saw you on the L going into Brooklyn...You wrote me a note on a scrap of paper."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,230 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 215 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Guardian Angel by edwardsisobel reviews
Edward - scarred from his brush with marriage. Bella - as yet untouched by love. Misconceptions, mistaken identities and one Guardian Angel who won't be deterred from his macheavellian matchmaking plot - his final gift to those he loves.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,232 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When We Fell by iambeagle reviews
"So, I stared at her and I laughed, because I was crazy for loving her, but that was the only thing that ever made sense to me."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,976 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 108 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Thousand Leaves by BellaSunshine reviews
Isabella Swan grew up as the best friend of Alice Cullen, younger sister of Edward Cullen, who was never nice to Bella despite her being an "honorary Cullen." Everything changes when Edward is sent to prison for the murder of Bella's mother. AU-Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 41 - Words: 196,783 - Reviews: 7531 - Favs: 5,367 - Follows: 3,007 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 8/27/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Meadows, Manners and Merlin by thunderful reviews
What might have happened if Elizabeth really was as good at reading people as she first seemed to think she was, if Darcy had better manners, and if there was a special friend to help them along...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,678 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Complete
Exclusively by BoydBlog reviews
*WINNER - TFLN Contest* Edward was a sexual predator. The bars and clubs of Manhattan were his hunting ground. Would he let the ultimate prize slip through his fingers?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,670 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
We Come to Life Beneath the Stars by Lillybellis reviews
As Bella Swan starts over with hopes of finding her future, Edward Cullen is hanging on desperately to his past. She's treading water, and he's a corporate golden boy. They share an office, but few words...until one night changes everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,711 - Reviews: 5198 - Favs: 6,782 - Follows: 3,925 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Getting Warmer by eiluned price reviews
After their honeymoon on Isle Esme, Bella gets to spend more time being human with Edward as they travel cross-country to New Hampshire and beyond, and learn about art, love and temperature differentials. AU. BxE. Newlyweds being newlyweds, so lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 165,751 - Reviews: 788 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 740 - Updated: 5/15/2011 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Our Lives Unbound by theladyingrey42 reviews
My mind is trapped in circles, my loneliness pressing in. Unable to speak, I reach for her spark. In her eyes, I find my partner. In her command, I find my freedom. Together, we open our lives to something more. AU/AH, D/s, male sub.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 159,844 - Reviews: 6450 - Favs: 3,200 - Follows: 1,950 - Updated: 5/5/2011 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nothing Amiss by UmiUmiSumi reviews
Mr Darcy must set the world right after Wickham perpetrates the one crime that cannot be forgiven. Warning: Very dark, violent, death.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,214 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/6/2011 - Complete
The Hood by Lawn Girl reviews
Bella's crush on quiet Edward Cullen seems to be one sided. But when they start hanging out will things change or does it all stay in The Hood? My entry for the Twi-High Contest - now continued!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 163,626 - Reviews: 3226 - Favs: 3,269 - Follows: 1,817 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Paper CutOuts by twistedcoincidence reviews
Bella prefers the virtual to the actual, but feels herself being tugged from the safety of her online realm into the world of a rough edged Edward. This time she'll write her own story. Collab with astilbe13 AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 34 - Words: 136,587 - Reviews: 10361 - Favs: 6,809 - Follows: 3,831 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Once More, With Feeling by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Exes and co-workers Edward & Bella are sent to investigate the strange happenings in Forks, but they might drive each other crazy figuring out what's going on in the town. And between them. Humor/Romance.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 52,595 - Reviews: 1577 - Favs: 1,663 - Follows: 2,118 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Practice of Love by belladonnacullen reviews
When the disarmingly handsome Edward Masen turns up as a new patient, the life Dr. Isabella Swan has carefully put together will be shattered forever. What will it take to put the pieces back together again? What does it take to heal? AH/AU, canon parings
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 342,824 - Reviews: 4712 - Favs: 4,086 - Follows: 1,934 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Grand Jeté by stella luna sky reviews
Bella's life is full of certainty and boredom. A dance instructor without passion, she has no idea that the handsome man in her night class will teach her how every moment could be her big moment, and how every breath could be the last. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,071 - Reviews: 3864 - Favs: 3,389 - Follows: 1,783 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Transit by Lillybellis reviews
Riding the same bus every day, Edward and Bella get off to a bumpy start. She thinks he's stuck-up; he thinks she's shallow. Sometimes what seems like the wrong thing turns out to be exactly what you were waiting for. A FGB novella for mujisan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,542 - Reviews: 870 - Favs: 1,228 - Follows: 593 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Billionaire by BoydBlog reviews
*Pick a Pic Challenge Entry* It was just a bit of fun, a chance for an all-expenses paid vacation, and a favor for her bestie. Never in a billion years could Bella have imagined just how much meeting Edward Cullen would invert her world.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,803 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 189 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Tutor by ItzMegan73 reviews
New student Bella Swan needs to break out of her shy exterior and her guidance counselor has the answer: tutoring. And Bella is too new to know she shouldn’t want to tutor Edward Cullen.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 162,443 - Reviews: 7006 - Favs: 10,874 - Follows: 3,338 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
That Was Easy by OhPenelope5446 reviews
From the moment he saw her in aisle 14, he knew he had to have her. Now E is B's boss, and he spends his days lusting after her. What happens when they're finally alone in the store... Smutty o/s written for Hotforedward's bday!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 24 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Glitch by quothme reviews
Maybe there really is a glitch in Bella's brain. After all, she knows he's out there. She knows he's been watching her ever since she can remember. She's *not* crazy. Why won't anyone believe her? Dark humor a la Face Punch.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,750 - Reviews: 2496 - Favs: 2,065 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella - Complete
Evolve by BoydBlog reviews
**2nd Place Winner** I'm With the Band Contest. Three intense and perplexing sexual encounters over four frustrating years. Is he the enemy, or is there a message in his seemingly hateful words? Will their mutual desires ever align?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,753 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 54 - Published: 11/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
His Hands, Her Heart by Word Ninja reviews
A passing moment. An unexpected effect. He holds her heart because he can't let go. Rated M for language, graphic imagery, and loaded phrases. AU AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,862 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 78 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ladder to the Sun by Rosybud reviews
How can you die when you've never really lived? That's the problem Bella Swan faces when she's told she only has a year to live. Can she make up for a lonely, unhappy life in the short time she has left... and maybe find love too? All-human, EXB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,847 - Reviews: 2695 - Favs: 4,479 - Follows: 1,799 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love in an Elevator by OhPenelope5446 reviews
Bella had a bad day and Edward is there to make it better. Smutty O/S written for Cherieblossum's birthday!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,377 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14541 - Favs: 16,993 - Follows: 8,761 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Port Angeles Players by WriteOnTime reviews
New in the town of Forks and eager to please her boss at the university, Bella auditions for a local production of Shakespeare's "Much Ado About Nothing". Her co-star is a handsome but confusing local doctor. Curtains-up on love. AH canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 170,459 - Reviews: 4622 - Favs: 4,132 - Follows: 1,657 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 3/11/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cocky and The Cougar by ikss reviews
Credit and Sales - often at war in Corporate America. When Con-Vert's new, young Director of Sales Edward Masen met 38 year-old Director of Credit Bella Swan, it was almost inevitible that sparks would fly. AH...RATED MA - ADULTS ONLY, PLEASE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,357 - Reviews: 4259 - Favs: 2,537 - Follows: 2,032 - Updated: 8/4/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Seducing Ms Swan by DQRC reviews
AU Post-NM. Teacher!Bella, Student!Edward; a struggle of wills, an attempt at seduction, a dark secret, a dash of UST, a gallon of attitude, antagonistic motorcycling, a hell of a lot of angst and one unforgettable scene in a snow storm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,610 - Reviews: 5949 - Favs: 6,296 - Follows: 4,874 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5422 - Favs: 7,259 - Follows: 3,461 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Deluded by FantasyMother reviews
Edward lowered his eyes to his lap, uncomfortable with my question. He grabbed a grape off the table, popped it in his mouth and chewed. I saw him blush-I could almost hear his heartbeat. "Bella, I live in the woods because I'm a vampire." B/E,OOC,AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 125,136 - Reviews: 1686 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rhapsody in B by Lillybellis reviews
When a rising musician falls in love with his small-town childhood friend, can their yearly New Year's Eve tradition bring them together once he rockets to stardom and leaves her behind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,888 - Reviews: 2973 - Favs: 3,651 - Follows: 1,669 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
If You Could Read My Mind by bella c'ella luna reviews
Bella has moved back home to Forks. It's only a matter of time until she crosses paths with Edward Cullen, her former best friend and first love. They both thought that they had moved on... full of angst. All-human, LEMONS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 143,353 - Reviews: 7188 - Favs: 5,598 - Follows: 2,940 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Nicknames and Rumors by suitablyironicmoniker reviews
Small towns are notorious for their gossip & while Bella does her best to ignore it, it doesn't take long before she's the subject...AH/AU Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 99,041 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 2,180 - Follows: 969 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reality and Other Inconveniences by OhMyWord reviews
Edward’s body was close, too close for sensible thought on my part. He watched me like he was waiting for an opening, my own personal loosening of morals.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 74,251 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 1,146 - Follows: 530 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
You, Me and the Bourgeoisie by orchidvines reviews
Will Darcy had absolutely everything. Until the accident. In a glimpse of what could have been, he wakes up beside Lizzy Bennet, the artist he was supposed to dump ten years ago. The fork in his path. Still, what the hell happened to his Armani suits?
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,053 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 1,211 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Complete
Shadowboxer by nobloodnofoul reviews
Edward is an underground fighter using the ring as an outlet for his pent-up rage. Bella is a college dropout running from her complicated past. Their paths collide when Edward is beaten and left for dead. Rated M for LEMONS. CANON PAIRINGS. AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,703 - Reviews: 6494 - Favs: 9,636 - Follows: 4,292 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,191 - Reviews: 1634 - Favs: 3,546 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Kissed by Random Username reviews
Bella has an unusual night shift at a hospital when she meets Edward. This is slightly off-the-wall and probably too off-beat for some readers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 6028 - Favs: 10,644 - Follows: 3,457 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Type O Negative by quothme reviews
When the Cullens move to Forks, Bella thinks that the creepy new kid, Edward, has freaky yellow eyes. And that he's insufferably rude. Good thing he's in love with someone else. An AU dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 54,164 - Reviews: 1376 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Her Father's Daughter by smellyia reviews
At a time when Edward's daughter needed him most, he had a choice to make. Post-BD.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,288 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Edward, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,768 - Reviews: 3142 - Favs: 3,357 - Follows: 1,130 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Letters to Gramercy by OhMyWord reviews
I reached down; it was a plain, lined sheet of paper. I should have just crumbled it up, I shouldn’t have read the first couple of lines, and I shouldn’t have folded the paper and put it in my jacket pocket.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 65,369 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Complete
Aengus by Starshinedown reviews
An entry in Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest! Bella goes abroad to do research for her upcoming novel. What will she discover while on her trip? All Human, lemon. Nominated at the Eddie Awards for Best Short Story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breakfast at Tiffany's The Original Oneshot by profmom72 reviews
For My Valentine Contest Entry. Edward admires Bella from afar, until a chance meeting convinces him to send her messages in the Tiffany's window. One shot written with HMonster4.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,494 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
LIFE CHANGES by DarcyDeFirth reviews
COMPLETE
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,009 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 806 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Complete
A Year And A Day by mrsmish reviews
Darcy leaves for the Continent after his illfated proposal to Miss Elizabeth Bennet, but a happy family event reunites them a year later
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,364 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,284 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 10/27/2006 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Complete
Amour Propre by Qwara reviews
In a P&P altered reality, Mrs. Bennet is deceased, and Elizabeth & Darcy find themselves drawn to each other by a series of eerie premonitions...but a conspiracy lurks in the shadows.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 71,793 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Complete
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The Great Black Wolf reviews
Written to a Fairy Tale prompt at another JAFF site, this is an adaptation of The White Wolf from The Grey Fairy Book by Andrew Lang, c. 1900. It's a fairy tale — of course there's an HEA for Elizabeth & Darcy!
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,968 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy
Things Are Looking Up reviews
Busy Lizzy meets grumpy Darcy one sloppy April day; pride once again butts heads with prejudice. Written for March/April Playground at another site. Modern-AH, rated E.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Customer Appreciation reviews
In the course of business, Darcy and Lizzy fall for the sexy voices they hear on the phone. Oops! Short story written to the Blind Date Disaster prompt at another site. Modern-AH
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,892 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Charlotte, Elizabeth, Mr. Collins, Mr. Darcy - Complete
A Man Violently in Love reviews
Jane Austen only hinted at Darcy's reaction to Elizabeth's acceptance of his second proposal. What really did happen in the moment after he asked for her hand again? This elaboration riffs directly off Austen's dialog. (This is an excerpt from a soon-to-be published P&P anthology.)
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/22/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Mona Lisa Smile reviews
Leverage has several definitions; in general use, it may mean "influence or power used to achieve a desired result," and in the financial world, it refers to "any technique to multiply gains and losses." An unmarried woman herein wields leverage rather deftly.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Anne de B., Lady Catherine, Mr. Wickham - Complete
Dexterous Digits reviews
She'd left Mr. Stuck-in-a-Rut a year ago; could she get what she wanted from guitarist Edward? One-shot submission to 2013 Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest, and a continuation of one-shot Zipless.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,212 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Office Frustration reviews
Want—it's too meager a word for what I feel about him. He's like water to my desiccated soul, oxygen to my suffocated life. I need him. Yet I can't have him. AH ExB Entry for 2012 Driven to Desire Challenge
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,291 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Zipless reviews
She thought she deserved more; he made it clear she did. She only needed a little push to realize the truth. AH ExB / 2012 Truly Anon Twi Contest entry (see also follow-up one-shot Dexterous Digits)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Bella, Edward
Lovers' Academy Uncut Version reviews
UNCUT VERSION-RATED M - During China's Tang Dynasty, two youths attend the same academy becoming more than fellow students - far more. Intended for Age of Edward 2012 contest-Chinese Empire Edward, Young Adult, ExB,AxJ, AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,522 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
Lovers' Academy AoE reviews
During China's Tang Dynasty, two youths attend the same academy becoming more than fellow students - far more. Written for Age of Edward 2012 contest-Chinese Empire Edward, Young Adult, ExB,AxJ, AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,684 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2012 - Bella, Edward
It's Nothing reviews
He's late, very late again; surely it's nothing, thinks Bella. AH/AU BxC, BxE CONTEST ENTRY - Season of Our Discontent Anonymous Angst Contest 2011
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,365 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
Just Politics reviews
Would their casual flirting turn into something more than politics? O/S AH BxE M for UST, mature themes/language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Summer Girl reviews
She was a summer girl - only in town for the summer in the tiny northern waterfront community of Baytowne when she meets a certain rusty-haired boarder who rocks her world. One-shot E/B AH M-rating for language, sexuality *Boys on Boards Contest Entry*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,589 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Corporate Vampires reviews
Yes, there really are vampires even in the all-human world; Bella knows they roam the halls of the biggest corporations. AH, B/E, M-rating for anticipated language, lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,394 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Bella, Edward
Little Boy reviews
They flirted mano-a-mano at various conferences. At each one she kissed his cheek a little firmly; he hugged her just a little too close. After years of flirtation he's calling her on it. O/S, AH, M for UST, mature themes, language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
