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Joined 05-02-11, id: 2891787, Profile Updated: 06-12-12
Author has written 7 stories for Assassin's Creed, Halo, Overlord, BioShock, Mass Effect, and League of Legends.

I have been on this site for a short while and I plan on making quite a few stories, if just to take my mind off school, though mostly for fun and practice as an author. Im black, I like soccer and sweets and I know no ones gonna visit for at least a few weeks after I make this.

Funny quotes/Interesting facts/Random thoughts

"[The] particular blunder [known] as Deus ex Machina [is] French for 'Are you fucking Kidding me?'"- How NOT to write a Novel

"Great is the power of the Force. It allows me to feel what cannot be seen... see what is yet to be... and hear what cannot be heard..."
-Droidekas pop up out of the snow-
"My big mouth and me..."
Yoda, from LEGO Star Wars, the Padawan Menace.

That which does not kill me, had better be able to run away damn fast.-Zero612

Hello readers, look at my Avatar. He's a sangheili, an 8 foot tall musclebound, bushido-crazed, intelligent, saurian species full of extraterrestrial kick-assery. That was a rant that came out of nowhere and only reveals that I am a Halo fan that loves the Elites. Aside from Halo (OMGCHIEFFTW), I also play Overlord (cool), Assassins Creed (epic!!) and Mass Effect (Awwwww Yeahhhhh). I have 3 stories out now and I am planning on writing another story for Assassins Creed: Brotherhood. I am easily pleased so I am usually willing to make an extra chapter or two if I get at least one new reviewer. One NEW REVIEWER!!!! so, if you like the story then pressure, force, death threat, whatever the other readers to review so Im motivated to make more chapters.

Stories Completed

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Stories in Progress

Halo-Commenza Nuovo

Overlord- Modern Med-Evil

Subject Jupiter-Bioshock

Delta Effect-Mass Effect


Stories in Planning

Assassins Creed Brotherhood-Ezio's Apprentice

And just one more. Good going Nintendo4ever! Stop the homophobia!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

See this? I am not gay. I am not a hater of gays. I am a hater of gay-haters. I'm a guy who's attracted to women, but if you're a guy attracted to guys or a girl attracted to girls thats your business, and it ain't my problem. thats the truth, and its one that much fewer others that should, don't seem to get.

I will make jokes however, at some point, likely, but just like my latino, black, Californian jokes, they are said in JEST. Don't take it seriously. And if you do, then pm me, so I can burn you with my hellfire and get it over with. or add to my bucket/hit list. ahhh, decision, decisions.


Almost forgot, THE OC SECTION!!!

Delta: He's a black/latino male. 17 years old, going on 18 and rather smart. childish, but also has a mature sense of humor and a very responsible and capable side of himself. Not easily angered but once he is, well, run. He is 5' 11" tall, has brown eyes, caramel skin, and dark, short cut, curly hair.

Cryro: Cryro is a young black male who is a pale light brown. He is a cunning, resourceful, imaginative, and smart young man, who does not do well in his studies because he devotes his time to evil pranks and crimes. Cryro has only one friend in the world, and even he's unsure of why they are such good friends, considering his friend is one of the nicest people you can meet. NO ONE understands how Cryro, the horrible mixture of chaos and evil, could be acquaintances with him, much less best friends. Cryro is 5' 10" with purple eyes and a naturally moody disposition. His mood is only lightened by two things, evil acts that he finds enjoyable or the presence of his best friend.

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Past's Relic, Future's Savior by Abramus5250 reviews
In the grim darkness of the future, a surprising find in an empty region of space will unearth an artifact older than the Imperium of Man itself, a discovery that will have far reaching consequences for the entire galaxy torn apart by war and madness. Who is Solomon? What is his purpose? Sorta occurs in the "If the Emperor had a Text to Speech Device" series.
Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 44 - Words: 304,446 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 1,088 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 11/30/2015 - OC
Avoiding Stupid Deaths in the 41st Millennium by erttheking reviews
A guardsman writes about his experiences in the grimdark future of the 41st Millennium and how stupidity still plagues mankind, usually resulting in death.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 158,010 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 1,015 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 10/12/2019 - Published: 3/18/2015 - Complete
Repeat After Me by eledhiel13 reviews
Jack did not sign up for this fatherhood thing. (Co-written with Rochnariel.)
Overwatch - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 228,726 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 7/18/2019 - Published: 2/19/2017 - G. Reyes/Reaper, J. Morrison/Soldier: 76
De-cruited by thewhitepatch reviews
After the defeat of Grima, Robin has been tasked with firing the different Shepherds. Join him as he lets each of them down as easily as he can.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 59,870 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 12/14/2018 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Avatar/Robin - Complete
Fus Ro Ta-Dah! by FroggyFeet reviews
Artan knew what he saw. The man saw what all Nords saw. A tail. He saw a thief, a disaster waiting to happen, a murderer and a swindler. He saw a problem, sitting like a vulture on top of all his other problems, waiting for the other problems to crush him, so the vulture-problem could eat his liver. They all saw it. And it never became okay. M!Khajiit Dragonborn.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 211,048 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/20/2018 - Published: 1/16/2013 - [Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Argis the Bulwark] Lydia, Jordis the Sword-Maiden - Complete
More Precious Than Gold by Drag0nst0rm reviews
In which Bruce is a dragon who hoards orphans and Alfred is exasperated.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,014 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/21/2018 - Published: 1/4/2018 - Alfred P., Bruce W./Batman, Jason T./Red Hood, Timothy D./Red Robin - Complete
Minimum Height Requirement by Drag0nst0rm reviews
Bruce's kids want to fight crime. Bruce just wants them to live to adulthood. In this universe, Bruce wins. Mostly.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,715 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/25/2017 - Published: 11/11/2017 - Bruce W./Batman, Jason T./Red Hood, Richard G./Nightwing, Timothy D./Red Robin - Complete
League shorts by TCFactory reviews
Vaguely connected shorts about the day to day lives of the champions. NEW: Morgana opens a new bakery at the Institute. The first day is always interesting.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,984 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/27/2017 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Complete
Pokemon: Blood Red by ahye01 reviews
The story of a boy from Pallet Town named Jethro with a talent for training Pokemon. Loosely based off the games and anime. Rated M for Language, Violence, and some Sexual Situations. Please Review
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 65 - Words: 186,543 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 9/4/2016 - Published: 12/4/2011
I'll Follow You Anywhere by WorldsGreatestDefective reviews
A year into his break from the team, Nightwing reflects on his memories of Jason, from his first meeting to their last moment. However, when a mission sends him and the other bats to Infinity Island, Dick finds that perhaps not everything is left to memory. What are the al Ghuls up to, and why does one of their warriors look so horribly familiar?
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 71,522 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 362 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman, Timothy D./Robin III, Jason T./Robin II - Complete
Science, Science, Do as You Will by LittleFireDragon reviews
When the cores fall back to Earth, Chell gives Wheatley one last chance, but GLaDOS has other ideas. For science and revenge, she uses him as a subject for the most traumatic experiment she can think of: changing an undying robot into a mortal human. In danger of losing himself forever, Wheatley clings to his identity and races to reverse the change – with lots of help, of course.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,741 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 2/28/2016 - Published: 10/16/2013 - [Chell, Wheatley] - Complete
A Month's Worth of Fluff Stories-A Movember Special by Unconsciousdirt reviews
As Preseason Begins, each champion is forced to stay at the Institute of War. But when tragedy strikes, what will the champions do without their hair-care products? Contains suggestive language and scenes.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/28/2015 - Caitlyn, Fiora, Yasuo, Kindred - Complete
Asleep by Gone2GroundEX reviews
You know what? Ever since I showed up here, I've had weird stuff happening on a timer. Every twenty minutes someone makes a dumb joke, every hour something I thought I understood changes drastically, and every month or so something goes catastrophically wrong. Honestly, at this point I'm just going with the flow. ON HIATUS FOR NANOWRIMO/FINALS
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 228,488 - Reviews: 1356 - Favs: 843 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 2/11/2013 - Lucina, Cynthia, Emmeryn, OC
The Horse & the Spider by TurkeySM reviews
They had always been together, spending their days in contentment as life passed them by. Now bound to the Shadow Isles as a beautiful spider woman and a spectral centaur, they still take the time to enjoy the small moments undeath has to offer. From having tea parties to pelting Thresh with chicken, who's to say the good times must end with life's demise?
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,411 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/15/2015 - Published: 12/29/2014 - [Hecarim, Elise]
Legend of Zelda Time Loops by Lord Circe reviews
What happens when a Hero, a Villain, and a Princess, all start Looping through time? Wacky shenanigans, of course. Time Loops for the Legend of Zelda series, in the style of the Innortal Time Loops and Saphroneth's MLP Loops.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,874 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 10/3/2015 - Published: 1/20/2014 - Link, Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
Halo Prime by AbsoluteDestruction reviews
"We may be backed into a corner, but like a caged beast, this is the point where we strike back the hardest. We can win this war. We MUST win this war. Everything we believe in is at stake. So I must ask: who is prepared to fight until the bitter end?"
Crossover - Metroid & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 90,416 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/18/2015 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Samus A., Ridley, Master Chief/John-117
Metal Guardians by CupOfAngst reviews
A young man, desperate for money, takes a low-paying job as a night time security guard at a family pizzeria. What he thinks will be an easy job turns out to be a struggle for survival when he realizes the robotic mascots seem to have a mind of their own, with a history of attacking the night watchmen. But he soon discovers there may very well be more to their motivations...
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,754 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 861 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Mike Schmidt, Freddy Fazbear, Foxy - Complete
The (Cruel) Mother's Gift and other Tales Through Time by Dane Namor reviews
A character centric series of tales dealing with numerous possibilities and "What ifs?" throughout FE:A. LATEST CHAPTER: As far as Robin knows, he's happily married, with a wife and child. So then why is his wife meeting other Shepherds to talk about him? And why is Morgan so worried? A lighthearted Robin/Say'ri story, looking at just what it means to become Emperor of a country.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 428,809 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 915 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Tiki, Avatar/Robin, Lucina, Tharja
Death and Destruction by Kulkum reviews
Who can you trust? What happens when someone who trusts no one finds someone who cannot lie? And what if they're both a little crazy? Good times! (By popular demand, years later, more chapters are coming.)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,610 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/17/2015 - Published: 7/9/2010 - U. Grunt, Jack
100 Missions by LilyRosetheDreamer reviews
Sometimes, the members of TF2 have serious days. But most of the time, they're all just ruining the Administrator's front lawn and getting into so many scrapes, it's a miracle they survive. Presenting my 100 one shots, where ANYTHING could happen. TEMPORARY HIATUS
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 56 - Words: 67,415 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 12/20/2011 - Demoman, Heavy, Sniper, Spy
Funny Nights at Freddy's by Vixin2 reviews
In which things are a lot more humorous crazy at the infamous Fazbear Pizzeria. Featuring you favourite bunch of murderous animatronics and Lizzy from 'Third Time's the Charm'. Because you know you want more FNaF parodies here! Rated T just in case, and because it's Fazbear's.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,068 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/9/2015 - Published: 12/9/2014
Figuring It Out Along the Way by Shortiethegiraffe reviews
The story of Superboy's childhood told in random one-shots. Fluff consisting of experiences Connor has before and after he receives a second chance at growing up.
Young Justice - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,014 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/13/2015 - Published: 8/6/2014 - Conner K./Superboy, Clark K./Superman
Coil by Farstride reviews
*Complete* Riven has just joined the League of Legends, but she's far from being competitive yet. It's up to a summoner and his friends in this adventure to debut her into the limelight - but along the way an insane force is looking to finish what his chemical bombardment had begun years ago. And his eyes are set upon getting his experiment perfected.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 155,960 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/5/2015 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Jax, Lux, Singed, Riven - Complete
Frontier Lineage by Thomas A. Hawk reviews
In the world of Monster Hunter, there are the monsters, there are the hunters, and then there's everybody else. Damien would like to put himself into that third category, but much to his chagrin, he's in the second. Not everybody wants to tangle with behemoths like that every day; not that you'd know from looking at him. Damien has his own agenda, but will he see it fulfilled?
Monster Hunter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/17/2015 - Published: 10/18/2014 - Complete
Five Nights at Freddy's: Clearly Human by FallenVonKoopa reviews
I'm different; special, according to Freddy. Why? Because I can "see' them. They aren't animatronics; they're humans. Even though they they tried to kill me, I'm going to help them. Slow-moving Freddy romance/supernatural mystery.
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,175 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 11/27/2014
Memories of the Past by edclancer001 reviews
A quick one-shot. A Guardian is asked the question they are all at some point or anther asked: What do you remember?
Destiny - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/21/2014
The Power of Three by Sir KingShitbomb reviews
What happens when Mario's, Link's and Sonic's world mix? What happens when the three villains team up against the three heroes? Only time will tell.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,887 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 7/13/2010
Red vs Blue: Valhalla chronicles by Narc626 reviews
Clone bodies, pregnancies, and secrets, Oh my! the bliss of Valhalla is interupted when Tex tries to find out why she and church were given human bodies. sister is pregnant after sex romps with Tucker, and finally, Grif discovers Donut's big secret. AU.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,887 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 1/1/2009
Unconventional Tactics by weeatbabies reviews
Because the title "Avatar" is extremely misleading and Robin doesn't do a damned thing the same way we'd really want to. A series of one-shots.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,342 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 2/5/2014
One Assassin's Battle by ulfheddin99 reviews
AC:B from the viewpoint of Ezio's first recruits. Side quests, specifically Project Legacy Contracts, included. Romance, mystery, political intrigue. It's all here! Rated for violence, language. Recruit stats on my profile...
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 240,535 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Ezio A., Apprentice
Daddy's Little Girl by KennHyrulian reviews
He watched as she playfully interacted with the rest of the Shepherds, bringing smiles everywhere with her endless amounts of energy. Her hair danced as she flew through the camp, introducing herself before leaving in a whirlwind. Robin smiled. He would do anything for her. Anything.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 53 - Published: 2/5/2014 - [Avatar/Robin, Olivia] Morgan, Inigo/Laslow - Complete
DARKISH SOULS by Queen Sydon reviews
Seek Guidance; Hurl Lightning Spear. Everything starts to make sense. Praise the motherf &*ing sun.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,362 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 1/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Solaire of Astora - Complete
Questioning by ashardoffreedom reviews
No one really questioned it until Morgan came around. Chrom/MaleMU
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,132 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom - Complete
Brothers by Weezila reviews
Because technically Robin's older than him and doesn't need anyone to protect him, and Connor doesn't even understand why he needs a name much less a little brother. But, Robin is tiny and human, and Connor is big and nearly indestructible. Superman is his mentor, who won't look at him, and Batman is cold, but for some reason always there when he needs someone. Family is strange.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,003 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 995 - Follows: 843 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Richard G./Nightwing, Conner K./Superboy, Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Robin
Odyssey 2185 by Gray Spectre Warden Boom reviews
I've really got a screwed up life now... I mean now I'm workin' for Cerberus and doing TIM's dirty work. Man, Shepard really needs to wake up... and I really miss Tali... Sequel to Odyssey 2184. SI. Follows ME2 storyline.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 96,236 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Tali'Zorah, J. Garson, Garrus V., OC
Mario and Sonic: Heroes Unite! by Azurixx reviews
After a big battle against Eggman, Sonic and his friends get sucked into Mario's universe. At first, their main priority is to get back home, but they realize they must work together to stop an evil force, bigger than Eggman and Bowser's powers combined!
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 100 - Words: 371,110 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 189 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sonic, Mario - Complete
Hell or High Water by JenovaII reviews
Reluctantly, Chell returns to Aperture. Turrets call out to her, and GLaDOS is missing. A locked room holds the answer - but is it a trap?
Portal - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 42 - Words: 92,966 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 317 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,230,519 - Reviews: 6129 - Favs: 6,485 - Follows: 3,960 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Safe and Sound by bonsei reviews
Tooth really couldn't help it. She just wanted to know what sort of memories Jack's teeth contained. But in the end, she wasn't entirely prepared for the answer. Beware: spoilers ahoy.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 1,452 - Follows: 324 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Jack Frost, Tooth, Jack's sister - Complete
JACK! by Cupcake-Captain reviews
Bunnymund and his girlfriend Tooth talk about sex and nosy Jack listens to their conversation all through the other side of the door. Rated T for mild cussing and suggesting themes. ONE-SHOT
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Bunnymund, Tooth - Complete
The Trouble with Training a Tank by Krivoklatsko reviews
Leona needs help with dating, but has the personality of a tank. If only there was another champion who understood her plight.
League of Legends - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Rammus, Leona
I Hate Jello by chibi-n00b reviews
Post-Wind Waker. Link likes Tetra, but is afraid the feeling is not mutual. Tetra likes Link, but denies it, even with the butterflies in her stomach. Will an adventure filled with everyone's favorite gelatinous monsters be enough to bring them together?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,549 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 5/22/2011 - [Link, Tetra]
Politically Inkorrect by igot2ne1problems reviews
Once Johnny receives some unsettling complaints from activist groups for a recurring issue in his movies, he's faced with an option he's not quite sure he wants to take. However, a conversation with his friends later may prove helpful to his predicament. Rated T for subject matter and language.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Johnny Cage - Complete
Sonic High School by DontEvenTry reviews
As GUN agents, the Sonic Team goes to highschool for the first time. -Sonamy, Knouge, Crails, Silvaze, Shadikal, Jave. DISCONTINUED
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,281 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 8/13/2009
A Raven Like No Other by Psycho G reviews
New and dormant emotions surfaces from Raven’s being after she read into Beast Boy’s personal journal without his permission. But will these new emotions bring joy to Raven or will they bring about a new era of chaos? BBxRae
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,703 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven
Out of my League by Reiku Tohno reviews
Reiku Tohno is a homunculus that hailed from the Land of Avalon. Upon a squabble with the Goddess of War, Kioku, he was flung into several dimensions and realities far from his home. These are his adventures when he got flung into the world of Runeterra.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,887 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 2/10/2012 - Sona, Ahri
In a Hylian Hole by JC303 reviews
Tails meets a new friend who helps him create an inter-dimensional portal, but due to an accident, Sonic and his friends are transported into a new world where they have to figure out a way home...without the Chaos Emeralds.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,704 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Tails
The Most Interesting Man in Mass Effect by Made Nightwing reviews
Jacob Taylor is obviously the Old Spice Guy. But who is The Most Interesting Man in the World?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Zaeed M.
The Legend of Zelda: The Brotherhood of Shadows by Grimzilla reviews
Link, a heroic swordsman, Shin, a thrill seeking spear man with a big heart, and Sieg, a sorcerer with a superiority complex must aid Princess Zelda in saving the whole mortal realm from a dark force. What could possibly go wrong?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 36,558 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Link, Zelda
Fervent Studies by Shukumei-of-another-world reviews
FemShep/Mordin. Shepard gets dosed with some aphrodisiac plant, and Mordin studies its effects on her. Mature situations ensue.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2011 - J. Garson, Mordin S. - Complete
Artemisia Shepard, War Hero by Midnight Unicorn reviews
The child of Spacers, a War Hero, an Infiltrator...worst Mako driver EVER. And other ficlets of a more serious nature. Guest appearances: Wrex, Tali, Liara, Dr Chakwas, Zaeed, Miranda, Grunt, Morinth, Thane, Gardner, Kasumi, Joker,EDI and Hannah Shepard
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 11,646 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 7/9/2011 - J. Garson, Garrus V. - Complete
You've Got Mail! by Loethlin reviews
In the aftermath of Horizon, Shepard is stressed out and sad. Normandy's crew is trying to take care of her, in quite a roundabout way. Yet another Mass Effect Kink Meme fill. Yay, won an award for this one!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/9/2011 - Kaidan A., J. Garson - Complete
Madhouse by xXWintersDescent reviews
Joker and Shepard try to build their first home. Though, between horribly misplaced bathroom fixtures, territorial krogan, and Aralynn's strange idea of domestic bliss…he's just glad the place is still standing.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,737 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2011 - J. Garson, Joker - Complete
Meet the Parents by Chibijac reviews
AU. A missing chapter to Twists of Fate. Tsubaki takes Black Star to meet her family. So much can happen in a single visit. Some lemony lime stuff. *ONESHOT*
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,503 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Black Star, Tsubaki N. - Complete
Mass Effect: Soze Inc by KaiserSoze reviews
One man in tinted sunglasses with a mysterious past, One mission to stop the Reapers. Can he help Commander Shepard without his past coming back to haunt him? OC/Tali
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,946 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 10/11/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Tali'Zorah
Cultural Differences by Mini Boss Majoring reviews
One-shots during ME1 and ME2. With several species on the Normandy, it was rather obvious that differences between them would be mistaken at times. Continuing.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,701 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011
Sinful Virtues by NatashaDW reviews
Protecting her was one thing, having her was another. First fanfic ;P
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,670 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Ezio A.
Runtime Failure by AugustinianFrog reviews
The stress of a suicide mission can do a number to any organic's mental and emotional health. Regardless of stress, organics have antics and prejudices that Legion will never reach a consensus on.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,427 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2011
Courage of Darkness by NaviLegacy reviews
Link's true self ended lost to the fiendish Ganondorf. With no memory of his past, he now believes he's Ganondorf's son. But when war's unleashed across Hyrule, Link is sent to capture the Princess. Simple: She's a mere Hylian girl-What could go wrong...?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,743 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Link, Zelda
RvB: The Only One She Trusts by The Narwhal Ninja reviews
Tex has been having nightmares for quite sometime. Church happens to be walking by her room while she's having one. Don't judge me because of a horrid summary. Tex/Church... Clearly.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Complete
I thought this was a dark, depressing mission by Noraque reviews
Who says all the stuff about Mass Effect 2 has to be 'darker' and 'grittier? Even on a dangerous suicide mission, there has to be some room for laughs. Some fun being poked at a few scenarios during the game. Please READ AND REVIEW!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,735 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 4/13/2010
By the Rules by Sakagami Rose reviews
Everything about his day was straying as far away from typical logic as possible. Then again, C.C. always did seem to have a bizarre talent for reducing all of Lelouch's predicted expectations to nothing. Oneshot.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,739 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Lelouch L., C.C. - Complete
Bow Chicka Bow Bow by Does You No Good reviews
Shepard. Joker. Porn lines. Oh my.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Joker, J. Garson - Complete
Passing Fancy by firefly reviews
When an experimental surgery to curb Mileena's homicidal tendencies goes awry, Shang Tsung and Kitana are left to deal with her sudden infatuation with a certain Netherrealm spectre. Mileena. Scorpion. Crackfic.
Mortal Kombat - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,201 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Mileena, Scorpion/Hanzo H.
Eyes by The Sky Sage reviews
So long... so long since I had last seen him. Too long since I had last seen this 'heroic' speed demon. Not a word exchanged in a year, not a scrap of news other than "he's fine". I wanted answers. I wanted the truth. The truth, though, was uncalled for.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,679 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Shadow, Sonic - Complete
Dinner at Kolyat's by Yet Another Pseudonym reviews
Ellen Shepard finally meets the family. Complete, finally! Took me long enough, didn't it? Many apologies.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,115 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/27/2011 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Thane K., Kolyat K. - Complete
Tales of the Normandy by Firewolf99 reviews
These are tales of the starship Normandy. Its continuing mission, to place its crew members in embarrassing and possibly predictable situations. To boldly go where many fanfic writers have probably gone before.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,514 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2011 - Complete
Hello by ReturnofTheTacoKing reviews
ACI - Altair meets someone on a routine assassination gone wrong. How will it affect him. Inspired by Doubleleaf's 'Hello'.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Altaïr - Complete
Feigning It by Leonineus reviews
What if Spriggs and Willy didn't really hate each other? Triple MxMeme, SpriggsxWilly, spoilers for episode 14 in particular, rated M for implied sexual situations.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Complete
Late Nights by Codename-D reviews
At Base, the air is heavy with sexual tension between the Noble Four: Emile and Noble Six. They find themselves drawn to each other but who will make the first move? Emile/ Female Six
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Emile-A239/Noble Four, Lyca - Complete
Jurassic Park IV: Survival of the Fittest by Iapis reviews
A plane crashing onto Isla Nublar results to a team of eight to track down any survivors. As for the only survivor, she must find refuge with a group of dinosaurs, even if she was to be determined as food if they were hungry enough - the Velociraptors...
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,796 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 4/25/2007
What Happens on Headquarters by C.C.writerXD reviews
C.C. is always pickin on Lelouch, but has she gone too far this time? The constant bickering continues in the strangest ways, and you'll know what I mean once you read! By:C.C.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 34,277 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - C.C., Lelouch L. - Complete
The Wind Waker My Style by shadows-of-ballance reviews
I played T.W.W. and i talked to myself at the same time and i kinda came up with this: Realativley funnier version of the story *please read and review*
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,363 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Link, Tetra - Complete
From Enemies, To Lovers by Panda-Monium72 reviews
Altair/Maria collection of oneshots of family, fluff, humor, lemons, and violence. RANDOMNESS!
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,892 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Altaïr, Maria T.
Of Blood and Betrayal by darkheart753 reviews
It felt like it was so long ago... the agony of those razor-sharp fangs sinking into my throat, the sensation of my blood being slowly drained from my body and slurped up by that thing. I should've listened when they said don't talk to strangers...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Shadow, Rouge - Complete
Mass Effect: Grunt Sticks It In by Gregg Landsman reviews
Upon deciding that hanging herself out as the cyborg carrot on a stick for the Asari Sex Vampire was not a good idea, Commander Jane Shepard decides to use her varied team of specialists to set an actual trap. In theory.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 165 - Published: 9/27/2010
Clueless by Bugsie70 reviews
Commander Shepard seeks help with sniper rifle training and Garrus and Thane are enlisted as tutors. However, unbeknownst to them, she has a some mischievous amusement planned at their expense.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,040 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Thane K., Garrus V. - Complete
Oh Bugger by Lexiconish reviews
Lelouch is forced into an unusual ultimatum and after some difficulty manages to succeed with it... however, a few upsetting complications arise in his plans. C.C. foresees problems in this relationship. C.C./Lelouch. Please read and review.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,227 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Lelouch L., C.C.
The Legend of Zelda: A New Hero by DoomsdayLee reviews
When Farores chosen Hero falls in battle, due to a problem with the prophecy, what will become of the world? Who will save Hyrule now? Sorry, I SUCK at summaries
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Malon
Raven & Beast Boy: The Little Moments by IrvingZissman reviews
A series of quickie one shots that showcase the love life of Raven and Beast Boy. Some sexy, some sad, some funny, some downright random. Lemons shall be found.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,302 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Raven, Beast Boy
Geth Infiltrator by DiChromate reviews
Shepard has brought a geth onboard, and worse, decided to make it part of the team. Tali'Zorah knows better than to trust the obviously-malevolent machine, but she could be wrong about its intentions. And she could be wrong about how she feels about it.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,519 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Legion - Complete
My slave, your Master by Leeko reviews
Lelouch couldn't stand to see her so helpless, so defeated, he had to do something for her. C.C. couldn't stand to see him so beside himself, she didn't understand his pain, but she did know it was her duty to tend to her master.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Lelouch L., C.C. - Complete
Salvation by Panzer718 reviews
What if the final battle over Japan did not turn out to be what Lelouch had envisioned? Will two people from worlds apart find solace in each other from the depth of hatred and sorrow? Alternate Ending
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 48,044 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Lelouch L., C.C.
Assassins Fail by Morcianhero reviews
Altair misses the haystack...Ezio tries to poison a brute...and more
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,042 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 12/19/2009
Delightful Play by Alastor Vega reviews
Why is Lelouch bound to the bed? Why is C.C. sitting on his waist? Well, find out. M rated to be safe. LLxCC.
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/9/2010 - C.C., Lelouch L. - Complete
Jaunt by Raven Ehtar reviews
We know what Malik has to say about Altaïr's skills and attitude in general, but a trip back to Masyaf reveals some specifics on his horsemanship. Just for fun and cracky one-shot. Rated for one word.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Altaïr, Malik - Complete
The Elevator Pitch by Dawn Searcher reviews
Two Marines, an Elite, and a Grunt get into an elevator ... or so the story goes.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Complete
Christmas Dreams by shadows-of-ballance reviews
Don't want to give anything away, so just read and review. ALthough be forwarned ... kinda steamy inside.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,041 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Link, Tetra - Complete
Lending A Hand by mysteriousgrave reviews
The only thing left to do.
Overlord - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/1/2009 - Complete
Red vs Blue Reunion by BenRG reviews
This is my AU for the latest show, Recreation. It starts at the end of Reconstruction and goes progressively more AU from there. Church/Tex, Sister/OC, Tucker/OC, Grif/OC
Halo - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,014 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/14/2009 - Published: 11/10/2009
Sonic Alpha: The Black Shards by becmaster reviews
Shade is searching for an item that has some connection to herself. but can she search for it alone when a certain someone doesn't want her to get into harms way? and also who this new hedgehog called Maria?
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,247 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Shade, Knuckles
EROP: Evil Overlord Retirement Plan by Feneris reviews
The world held it's breath when the Overlord escaped the Infernal Abyss. For the Tyrant was back... for the five minutes it took to announce his retirement. Much to the annoyance of the blues who had to revive Gnarl afterwards.
Overlord - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,251 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 9/16/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009
Interruptions by Jaquelyn Carmell reviews
Oneshot. Can't a teen genius find a bit of peace and quiet around here!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Sometimes by Nightgazer13 reviews
A look into Tetra's thoughts about Link. Set sometime after WW and PH. Rated for mild language. Mild TetraxLink.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Tetra, Link - Complete
Dimensional Viewing by Phoenix'sSoul reviews
Name speaks for itself. But for those of you are not curious enough to start reading for the summary that is on the inside of the first chapter lets just put it plain and simple. Raven is dreaming things that seem way way too real.
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/6/2009 - Raven, Beast Boy
Domestic Affairs by Nevar88 reviews
A selection of short stories featuring the Master Chief and the Arbiter attempting to comprehend the universe. Well, bits of it anyway. Not a slash. Remember to R&R on your way out.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,330 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 2/1/2009 - Published: 12/4/2006
Sleep Time by shadows-of-ballance reviews
Link's very tired and wants to sleep but its proving to be harder than he would have liked.: Slight telink
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Link, Tetra - Complete
Blackout by Shadaez reviews
Blackout happen, then, well, my favourite pairing sort of sleep next to each other. C.C. X Lelouch.
Code Geass - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/7/2009 - C.C., Lelouch L. - Complete
I Don't Regret by Shadaez reviews
Mature C.C. lost her memory. Lulu cannot sleep. C.C., erm, sleep with him. Nothing too explicit. But still explicit enough to offend people. C.C. X Lelouch. Oh, just read! I give up writing summaries!
Code Geass - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/3/2009 - C.C., Lelouch L. - Complete
Fear of the Unknown by KamirineGoddess reviews
UPDATE! The Rowdyruff Boys make a bet over a weekend getaway sponsored by Princess Morebucks that they can sleep with one of our favorite girls first. But what happens when things don't go as planned and winning is a lot harder than it seems? RRB x PPG
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,090 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Brick, Blossom
Metroid Integration by BCandTheSundaceK reviews
Metroid Integration: A Halo Cross over. Samus receives a distress signal, and goes to investigate it while she is exploring an unexplored chunk of space called the Fringe. Please R&R
Crossover - Metroid & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,435 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 5/8/2008 - Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
Don't Ask Questions by ShadowSong StarGlaive The Wolf reviews
Red Vs Blue. Miniature shots of what goes on at Blood Gulch, from slam-attack morning wake up calls to Welcome to War! campers to various head injuries. Lovely little amounts of Church/Tex. Blip 2 here!
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 6/30/2008
Seeds of the Future by Bunnybell reviews
When Tetra begins to lose faith in her mission to find a new Hyrule, Link tries to help... until he finds out her secret! Together, can they keep going? LxT Fluff! Post WW and PH
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,552 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Link, Tetra - Complete
A Shade of Red and Blue by Da-Deranged-Dude reviews
RvB. Earth is in danger once again. The New Covenant and their new allies, the Solarus, are barely holding off this threat. Who can save the universe from the coming darkness? "Corporal Leonard Church reporting for duty!"
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007
Anthem of Sniping by Miss Kittyclawz reviews
just a goofy little song my brother made up one night while playing Halo. Maybe I'll do more, but most likely a oneshot. Enjoy
Halo - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2008
Finally by Jade R. Raven reviews
Link and Tetra have always had a strange relationship, and spontaniously sleeping together doesn't help matters. LinkTetra, humorous romance oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Link, Tetra - Complete
Like an Animal by Caesardire reviews
This time, BeastBoy takes it too far... Rated M for Sexual themes, and Language
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 76,341 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/13/2007 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven
Red vs Blue: The Master Chief Saga by Grumbles reviews
An alternate version of the happenings after season 4 of RvB. O'Malley possesses Sarge and vanishes while Master Chief comes to the aid of the Reds. Intense battle sequences, mild language. Complete.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 65,579 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Complete
Persuasion by Darkeiya reviews
All he could do was dangle helplessly in the seemingly endless sky, wildly giving mental prayers to the Babylonian gods above...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Jet, Storm - Complete
Favors by TakariCritic reviews
Red vs Blue. This is what takes place between when the Blues split up at episode 66. Before Tex trails Tucker and the others, and before Church finds himself in Blood Gulch, the two go on a side mission to investigate the status of O'Malley.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,772 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Complete
Untitled by IcyInuYoukai reviews
Rouge comes to Knuckles beaten and bruised and is left in his care. What is he going to do? And...what happened to her? Mainly KnuxRouge. R&R NO FLAMES!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,721 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 1/17/2006 - Knuckles, Rouge
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Delta Effect reviews
Delta is the name of our newest entrant, as he finds himself in the Mass Effect universe, with knowledge of everything beforehand as he joins Shepard to fight the collectors. Delta is change, and he plans to implement a lot of it.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 143,958 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 5/13/2019 - Published: 12/3/2011 - J. Garson
The Precursors reviews
Jack and Delta are your ordinary, deity-level power beings who have existed for countless millenia. By that we mean they are bored and the League looks like a fun place to fight and frolick. So with enticing romance interests and the inclusion of Delta and Jack's own twisted humors added to the insanity of the League and its inhabitants, this should be a fun one.
League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,724 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014
Any Last Words? reviews
I thought one day, What do the champions think upon their first death? Well, here's what I've come up with. Enjoy!
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,483 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 11/5/2012
Operation: Comenza Nuovo reviews
In the year 2556 Humans and Sangheili have finally created a solid alliance. Now with a new threat having been discovered, Arbiter and Lord Hood have created a new, mixed, squad of soldiers to instill unity between both races, and fight this new threat.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,771 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 8/8/2011
Subject Jupiter reviews
Delta, Sofia and Eleanor return to Rapture to help Tenenbaum find the last three LIttle Sisters. During their journey they meet an old friend to the Protector Programs Products. Warning: strong language,gore and horribly creative ways to kill. Rated M.
BioShock - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,908 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/28/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Delta
Modern MedEvil reviews
A 21st century world has yielded a new Overlord. Can this one dominate the whole world with Medieval Armor and melee fighting minions against guns and modern tanks? NOPE, so lets be evil and cheat around that! rated for violence, swearing, and death,
Overlord - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,212 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011
Assassins Creed Meme reviews
An Assassins Creed Meme based off the one I saw on TheBlueFoxtrot A Samba's writing. first piece of literature ever posted by me. read and review with comments, I swear i will improve with time, if bad.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2011