Hello!

Age: 15

Gender: Female

Hair colour: Light Brown

Eye colour: Green, though apparently I have rainbow eyes according to my amazing friend XD They're blue around the edge, green in the middle, and brown around the pupil.

I absolutely love Zelda games. They're my all time favourite! I've played Ocarina of time, Majora's Mask, Wind waker, Phantom hourglass, Spirit tracks, Twilight princess and I can't wait to try Skyward sword.

Favourite Fanfiction stories: Anything to do with The Legend of Zelda and Super Smash Brothers! =D Especially romance stories between Link and Zelda.

Top 6 favourite Zelda characters: Zelda/Sheik, Link, Ganondorf, Midna, Navi and Kafei. =P

Top 6 favourite Smash bros characters: Ike, Peach, Pikachu, Link, Zelda/Sheik and Marth... and Kirby!

It was supposed to be top 5 but I can't seem to do 5! lol.

Hobbies!: Writing, reading, sport, karate, drawing, etc...

Interests: Astronomy and anything else to do with science, but mainly astronomy! Art, story writing, history, maths-strangely, i know!

Favourite Bands/Artists: Linkin Park, My Chemical Romance, Green day, 30 seconds to mars, Fall Out Boy, Lostprophets, Foo Fighters, Korn, System of a down, Bullet for my valentine, Papa Roach, Paramore, All American rejects, Avril Lavigne, Taylor Swift, Evanescence, Kasier Chiefs, Muse and etc... (Basically rock/Indie music-besides Taylor Swift!)

Favourite books: Noughts and Crosses, Darren Shan saga(Cirque Du Freak), Twilight saga (The books are okay, I absolutely hate the films though! Talk about the most boring actors ever! XD) Any Terry Pratchett books and plenty of others that I can't remember the names of.

Other random favourites: The colour green, Monkeys and otters, My psycho hamster: Mimmy, The sound of rain, funfair rides... etc. =D

Random facts/opinions: I drew my avatar. Like it? ^-^

I am a friendly person and always willing to help anyone that feels down.

I speak English, and I also know basic German, Spanish and French.

I'm a bit of a genious when it comes to astronomy. ;) I watch any programme on the universe as well as reading anything to do with the subject. XD You could say I'm a bit of a 'space geek' Lol.

I also love anime/manga. I've watched spirited away millions of times!-my most favourite Japanese anime film ever! I also enjoy the Vampire Knight series, Yu-gi-oh is pretty cool(though I haven't watched it much)And Naruto is epic! I also watch Avatar: The Legend of Aang.

I'm left handed. (Like Link!) Though I use my right foot when playing football... for some strange reason. O_O (That's "Soccer" for all you Americans out there! :D)

I'm smart. But I have a very random personality, occasionally leading me to say something completely off topic whilst talking to people, or acting very excited and enthusiastic about every little thing! XD

I get very excited when I recieve even one review to one of my stories!

Sarcasm and witty remarks help the world go round!

Favourite Smash Brothers pairings:

Number 5:MarioXPeach

Number 4:MarthXPeach

Number 3:MarthXZelda

Number 2:IkeXSamus

Number 1: Zelink!!! ~How original~ XD

I've seen loads of the "copy and paste" thingys on peoples profiles so I decided I may as well take part. Sounds like fun after all! ^-^

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.H.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.H.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

Mainly the first 6 fit me best! The rest apply...

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. _

If you hear voices in your head, copy this onto your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile

if you listen to music too much, copy this into your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles,And you like Copy& Paste stuff,copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

98 percent of the Teenage population drinks or has been around alcohol.
Copy this into your profile if you like bagels.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you have ever ran into a mirror, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

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If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

Heehee, if you like to laugh...heehee...a lot...then paste this on your profile...HEEHEE!!

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flying tackle hug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that annoying Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you consider yourself a WRITER rather than just an AUTHOR, put this in your profile. Writers put emotion into their work. Authors do it for the money.

If you think people labeling other people (i.e. Goth, prep) is just freaking stupid, copy paste this into your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a sentence, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If You Have You Own Little Theme Song, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

37 Things to do in an Elevator

1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons.
9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them.
16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
21. Swat at flies that don't exist.
22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it.
23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off.
24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you.
25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently.
28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it.
29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..."
30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't.
31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer.
32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting.
33. Ask, "Did you feel that?"
34. Tell people that you can see their aura.
35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce: "It is time..."

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

5. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

6. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

7. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

8. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

9. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

10. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

11. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

12. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

13. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

14. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. /Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn… we messed up big time… but that shit was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your shit so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Bitch, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Repost this

I c a n s t i l l r e a d t h i s i f y o u c a n c o p y a n d p a s t e t h i s o n t o y o u r p r o f i l e.

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:
When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

LIST YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS AND ACT AS IF YOU WERE ACTUALLY IN THE GAME:

1. Link

2. Zelda

3. Ike

4. Peach

5. Kirby

6. Marth

7. Pikachu

8. Falco

9. Yoshi

10. Samus

Then ask the following questions~

What would you do if Number 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?
Probably start complaining then I would notice it was Link after 5 minutes and randomly start hugging him. ^_^

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

Oh mai gawd Ike, how many times do I have to tell you? This bathroom is for WOMEN ONLY!"

Number 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?
O_O "Well Peach that's certainly interesting... Well at least you'll be the first woman ever to marry a dinosaur..."

Number 5 cooked you dinner?
Yay Kirby! :D Probably the only one good for cooking in this house of loonatics... _

Number 6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
*Draws a mustache on Marth's face and runs away* :D

Number 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
"Well Pikachu, I did always think we somehow looked alike..."

Number 8 got into the hospital somehow?
Falco probably said "Don't try me!" to Wolf, so Wolf may have somehow got the wrong message and attacked him...

Number 9 made fun of your friends?
"Oh my gosh Yoshi! I thought we were best buds!" *Cries in a corner*

Number 10 ignored you all the time?
"Hey Samus!" :D *recieves evil stare* "Well nice chatting with you!" *Quickly takes off*

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?
Link will get the master sword and chop them to pieces- Then I'd glomp him!

You're on a vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?
Zelda will heal me with her magical powers then hand me a lollipop for being so well behaved! :D

It's your birthday. What does 3 get you?
Ike hands me his cape to borrow for the day and I start jumping around singing the "Batman" theme tune! :D

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?
Peach plucks a turnip from the ground and throws it at my head. "How does that help in any way at all Peach?" _
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?
Wave at everybody to gain all of their attention before I started.

You're about to marry number 10. What's 1's reaction:
"Oh mai Link, this isn't what it looks like! I'm not gay with Samus, we just... You know uh, i-it was an arranged marriage! Isn't that right Samus old buddy!" *recieves evil stare from Samus*

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?
Pikachu will zap me with electricity, proclaiming it would "Buzz me up" in his Pikachu language... Somehow that only made matters worse... I wonder why?

You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you?
Yoshi would lick my face then tell me I taste like chicken...

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?
Samus will glare at me no doubt... What is her problem?...

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
Link is super cute! -I have said enough...

Number 2 tells you about his/her deeply hidden love for number 9.
"Oh my Zelda, I'm afraid Peach is already marrying Yoshi... Don't worry: *whispers*We can crash the wedding together!"

You're dating 3 and he/she introduces you to his/her parents. Would you get along?
Ike's dad: Greil will probably teach me sword fighting skills! :D

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?
Kirby and Marth!? ...Well maybe if we set them up on a blind date and blind folded them on that blind date... *starts getting crazy ideas*

Number 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?
"Oh mai Marth! Don't make me get Sheeda on you!" .

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
Oh no Pikachu is staring at me... *Ducks for cover behind a garbage can*

Number 8 thinks he/she’ll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?
"Well Falco... You could always run off with Krystal when Fox isn't looking... Yeah that's right, I've seen the way she looks at you!"

Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses there love by sending an email. Now what?
"Oh my gosh Yoshi, you are as bad a player as Marth!"

You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?
"Oh mai gawd! Samus what happened to our engagement!? :O And Link, shame on you! You're meant to belong with Zelda!" *Drags Zelda over and points at her accordingly*

You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE than a few hours. What are you thinking?
Hmm Ike and Peach must be at it again... Them and their card games... *Shakes head*

Could 1 and 6 be soul mates?
Link and Marth? Never! *again drags Zelda over and points to her accordingly*

Would 2 trust 5?
Zelda trusts anyone, especially someone who can cook as well as Kirby!

Number 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?
Samus gives Peach a cold stare and Peach slowly starts backing away...

5 and 1 are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Link and Kirby? I'll bet Kirby will force Link into taking cooking lessons...

If 6 and 3 cooked dinner what would they make?
Marth and Ike will probably cook traditional Fire Emblem food, but of course they will burn it and probably end up giving everybody food poisoning...

7 and 9 apply for a job. What job?
Pikachu and Yoshi decide to become police officers so they can tackle down any threats roaming the streets with their heads.

8 gives 5 a haircut. Is that okay?
Kirby has no hair so Falco would be at a loss staring at the bold head of Kirby.

9 sketches what 6's perfect girl/boyfriend should look like; will 6 be happy?
Yoshi will sketch Marth with millions of different girls since he's such a player...

10 and 9 are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Wait. Samus? Blushing!? Wow Yoshi must be talking about how she lost the battle against Jigglypuff...

1 accidentally kicked 10?
Samus would scream "IMA FIRIN' MAH LASOR!" And blast Link to the moon.

2 sent a message to his/her Bf/Gf but 9 got it. What would happen?
Yoshi would start cackling hysterically at the message that read: "Link I need your help! Hyrule is in grave danger!"

5 and 6 did a workout together?
Marth would be using Kirby for weight lifting, then Kirby would eat him.

6 noticed he/she wasn't invited to your birthday?
"You're only invited if you stop flirting with all the girls, mister!"

7 won the lottery?
I'd congratulate Pikachu then steal all his money when he's not looking, leaving one penny. I'm sure he'll be pleased with that! ^_^

8 had quite a big secret?
Falco would tell me that he managed to escape with Krystal tied to the front of his space ship.

9 became a singer?
Yoshi would be a rapper with the frequent use of the word "Yoshi" in his rap songs and he actaully manages to become a worldwide singing sensation for his apparent amazing rapping skills... I'd shoot him for singing rap... And that was the end of that career!

10 got a daughter?
Samus? A daughter!? One word: Wow...

What would 1 think of 2?
Link would think that Zelda was the most beautiful girl he had ever seen in his life and he would adore every little thing about her! :)

How would 3 greet 4?
Ike: Prepare yourself.
Peach: For what?

Ike: More card games!

What would 4 envy about 5?

Peach would so envy Kirby's cooking skills since she knew her turnips taste terrible...

What dream would 5 have about 6?
Kirby would dream about him throwing grenades at Marth whilst wearing Snakes Bandana and beard.

What do 6 and 7 have in common?
Marth and Pikachu? Uh... they both speak foreign languages? If you can call Pikachu's language a language..

What would make 7 angry at 8?
Pikachu would be mad that Falco deflected his lightning bolt, then tackle him to the ground using his head with Yoshi's help, and handcuffing him to a pole.

Where would 8 meet 9?
Falco would meet Yoshi at the police station after both Yoshi and Pikachu had arrested him.

What would 9 never dare to tell 10?
Yoshi would never dare say a word to Samus in order to avoid any death glare!

What would make 10 scared of 1?
Samus would be scared of the fact that her evil stare wasn't working well enough on Link since he stood there staring back at her with a dumbfound expression for 5 minutes straight!

Is 3 Gay?
Ike? Gay? Hey Ike! Are you gay?

Ike: Nah, I don't think so.

Me: Well alrighty then!

How do you feel right now?

Tired by how long that took to fill out! D8

-Pick the month you were born in-

January ~ I killed
February ~ I smelled
March ~ I ran naked with
April ~ I jumped
May ~ I ate
June ~ I shot
July ~ I danced with
August ~ I loved
September ~ I kissed
October ~ I robbed
November ~ I slapped
December ~ I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 ~ A banana
2 ~ A homeless guy
3 ~ A house
4 ~ A mop
5 ~ Barney the dinosaur
6 ~ A sock
7 ~ A stripper
8 ~ My lover
9 ~ My teacher
10 ~ An iPod
11 ~ A movie star
12 ~ A phone
13 ~ An angel
14 ~ A drunk guy
15 ~ A crack head
16 ~ A pillow
17 ~ A cat
18 ~ A teletubby
19 ~ A hobo
20 ~ Paris Hilton
21 ~ A dog
22 ~ A bird
23 ~ Elmo
24 ~ A rock star
25 ~ My toothbrush
26 ~ A glass of milk
27 ~ The kool-aid man
28 ~ A French fry
29 ~ An idiot
30 ~ An emo
31 ~ A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White ~ Because a hobo stole my taco.
Black ~ Because the voices told me to.
Pink ~ Because I wanted to.
Red ~ Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown ~ because I’m on crack.
Polka dots ~ Because insanity is fun!
Purple ~ cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray ~ because I’m cool like dat
Green ~ Because big bird told me to.
Orange ~ Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon ~ because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise ~ Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue ~ Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye ~ because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow ~ Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None ~ Because The aliens did experiments on me.

-Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are...

I robbed a hobo because a hobo stole my taco.

Element Quiz

FIRE:
] You have a short temper
] You often act on your emotions without thinking first.
] You are very competitive.
] You like to play with fire.
[X] You are not a strong swimmer or you can't swim at all.
] You prefer warm weather over cold weather.
] You often lose control over yourself
] You can be quite reckless.
] You sometimes hurt people without realizing it.
[X] People have often called you insane.
Total: 2

WATER:
[X] You have a calm, laid-back personality.
[X] You like to go to the beach
[X] You rarely get angry.
[X] When you do get angry, you know how to control it.
[X] You think before you act.
] You are good at breaking up fights.
] You are a great swimmer.
[X] You like the rain.
[X] You can stay calm in stressful situations.
[X] You are very generous.
Total: 8

EARTH:
[X] You are physically strong.
[X] You have a close connection with nature.
[X] You don't mind getting dirty.
[X] You form strong opinions on issues that concern you.
] You could easily survive in the wild
[X] You care about the environment.
[X] You can easily focus on your work without getting distracted
[X] You rarely get depressed.
] You aren't afraid of anything.
] You prefer to have a strict set of rules.
Total: 7

AIR:
[X] You have a free spirit.
[X] You hate rules.
[X] You prefer to be out in the open rather than in small, enclosed spaces.
[X] You hate to be restrained.
[X] You are independent.
[X] You are quite intelligent.
] You tend to be impatient.
] You are easily distracted.
[X] You can sometimes be hyperactive and/or annoying.
[X] You wish you could fly.
Total: 8

DARKNESS:
[X] You spend most of your time alone.
] You prefer nighttime over daytime.
[X] You like creepy things.
[X] You like to play tricks on people.
] Black is your favorite color
] You prefer the villains over the heroes
[X] You don't talk much.
] You are an atheist.
[X] You don't mind watching scary movies.
] You love to break the rules.
Total: 5

LIGHT:
[X] You are very polite.
] You are spiritual.
[X] When someone is in trouble, you never hesitate to help them.
] You believe everything you see or hear.
] You are afraid of the dark.
[X] You hate violence.
[X] You hope for world peace
] Everyone loves to be around you
[X] You always follow the rules.
[X] You laugh/smile a lot.
Total: 6

Looks like I'm a mixture of air and water.

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I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? forget scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crud up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

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You wanna know why God created man before woman? Every masterpiece needs a rough draft!

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by.

There's always a light at the end of the tunnel. Of course, it's usually an oncoming express train.

Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse

Last night I was looking up at the stars when suddenly I wondered..."Dude, where the heck's my ceiling?"

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Better to stay silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

I talk back to the T.V., if you do, copy and paste this on you profile

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

An idiot is a 44th floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

I'm the girl who will burst out laughing in a dead silent room because of something that happened yesterday!

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.

Education is important. School, however, is another matter.

I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

God made man, and then He said, "I can do better than that," and made woman.

A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.

"Let's eat grandpa!"
"Let's eat, grandpa!"
Punctuation saves lives.

My Favorite Animal: Monkey.
My Least Favorite Animal: Poisonous ones.
My Favorite Color: Green.
My Favorite Thing in the World: Learning.

My Least Favorite Thing in the World: Suffering.

My Favorite Thing to Do: Write stories.

My Least Favorite Thing to Do: Tidy.

My Favorite Person: My mom. I think.
My Least Favorite Person: Some stuck up chav girl that lives around my area. No name included!

My Favorite Time of Day: Afternoon.

My Least Favorite Time of Day: Early in the morning.

My Favorite Famous Quote: "That's nasty..." -Cleveland.

My Favorite Personal Quote: "It's usually the kids that I have to tell to get off the table, but no, instead you walk in and find a big teenager lying across the entire length of it..." -My mom to me!
My Favorite Boy Name: Tyler
My Favorite Girl Name: Charlotte

My Favorite Element: Air and water I guess.

My Favorite Environment: Forests!

My Favorite Weather: Sunny with a gentle breeze.

My Strongest Subject: Art and math.
My Favorite Month: August.
My Most Recognizable Trait: My hair is always down.
My Favorite Memory: Hard to choose. I don't really have one.
My Least Favorite Memory: Don't have one.
My Proudest Memory: Don't know.
The Memory My Friends Talk About: None.
My First Concert: Never been to one.
My Last Concert: None. Obviously.
My First Word: Probably moma, dada- the usual.
The Last English Word I Spoke: Okay.
How Many Best Friends I've Ever Had: Well there's really only one person who always tells me I'm their bestest friend.
My Best Friend Now: Paige.
My Role-Model: Einstein.
My Hero: Link!
My Heroine: Don't know.
The Person Who Must Hate Me the Most: The girl I mentioned as my least favourite person.
The Person Who Must Love Me the Most: Both my parents and my family.
My Favorite Present: My Wii.
How Many Innocent Secrets Do I Have: None
Not So Innocent Secrets: None
How Many Times Have I Fallen in Love: I've liked boys and still do but never loved anyone.
My Biggest Fear: In a way I'm afraid of ghosts but at the same time curious about them- I'd love to speak to a ghost! As long as it's friendly.

Something I Probably Should Be Afraid But Am Not: Heights.
How Many Different Friends Have I Hung Out With in the Past Year: Not loads but not few.
Am I a Slacker: Not really, I'm too active.

Am I a Hypocrite: Not that I've noticed.

Have I Ever Wished On a Shooting Star: Hard to see any when you live in England. Though I thought I saw one once, didn't wish on it though.
How Many of My Dreams Have Come True: They're all too strange to be true!
Have I Ever Run Over an Animal: No.
The Most Exotic Thing I've Eaten: Nothing really. Not that I don't eat.

How Many Different Countries Have I been to: Only to England and Wales.
Can I Cook: Few things.

Who Would I Most Likely Walk to the Ends of the Earth For: Anybody I can trust with my life.

My Loudest Family Member: My cousin.

My Quietest Family Member: Probably me.
My Most Eccentric Family Member: None.
My Happiest Family Member: Probably me again.

My Polar Opposite Family Member: No one.

My Most Annoying Family Member: My little sister.

My Oldest Family Member:My Grandfather.

My Worst Nightmare: Chicken Little with a flamethrower! O_O

My Worst Pet Peeve: My hamster is evil! No joke. (I know that's not what it means. If you want an actual answer then the only thing I can think of is that screeching noise when metal is scratched against metal. 0_0 *Shivers*)

Last Thing I Was Angry At: I have no clue.

Last Movie I Cried In: I don't know. I don't really cry at movies- Or rather I don't really watch tragedies.

You Know You Live In 2011 When . . .

1. Everybody has blonde moments.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The real reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have a screen name.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing a button on the T.V.

6. Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9. And.. you were too busy to notice number 5.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check that there was no 5.

11. And now you're laughing at your own stupidity. Put this on your profile and something good will happen to you the next day.

6 truths of life.

1. You cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it.

3. And discover that the first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.