Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Waffle here...i don't really know what to put here anymore but oh well...here goes nothing...im in the mood for a pickle... Something funny I found and loved: If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, Lady Alice101, greekdemigod15, If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever had a crush on a book character copy this to your profile Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. (my friends think I am weird 4 this one) If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If Justin Bieber was about to jump off a cliff, 97% of girls would be crying their eyes out and screaming "DONT DO IT!!!" But I would be a part of the other 3% that would be screaming and jumping on the couch with excitement with a bowl of popcorn at hand saying "JUMP JUMP JUMP!!!" Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are that 3%. If you have ever read a 2,500 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list, Razzledazzy, EvilGeniusBookWorm13, Lady Alice101, greekdemigod15, 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, LiveForInsanity, Billvy, Sheena Is A Punk Rocker, Bellawhitlock51,dragonsdeathangel, Razzledazzy, EvilGeniusBookWorm13, Lady Alice101, greekdemigod15, Things to do When Bored in a Store 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! This next one I want to dedicate my best friend in the whole wide world, randomgirldadada. She's the one that got me into the whole writting buisness. She's the weirdest person I've ever met (besides myself) and knows how to make me laugh even when I'm feeling down. We argue about the dumbest things yet we can never get bored. She has thought me many things like how to not be afraid to be weird and silly and not care what others think if I do something crazy...mostly because I can never beat her in our weirdness scale although I'm getting pretty close!!! Hahahah probably not...sigh...no one can beat that Watson... you guys should check her stories they are pretty wicked. We are currently cowriting Percy Jackson Fairy Tales, you guys should check it out its pretty cool. Her other story is also hilarious and you guys should defenitely read it! Watson if you are reading this...I LOVE YOU!!! Hope you copy and paste this because I will never say it again...haha just kidding you know I love you...hopefully...anyways this is for you man!!!! Friends: FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'...you won't probably say the 'b' work since you don't curse but you'll probably say 'run mexican run' or something along those lines. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. since you've never been to my house you can't do that yet you make me give you my fruit at lunch and I do even when the blob they serve at school is disgusting and the fruit is the only good thing... FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! never have met my parents but if you did you will probably try to speak spanish to them...and fail miserably... FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS FRICKING AWSOME" no comment because it is absolutely true... FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. you enjoy my pain...pretty self explanatory FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. i have you on speed dial...i don't know if you do...you're number 4 by the way :) FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." you're pretty good at giving my stuff back...oh by the way I think I still have your red pen...oopps :) FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... this is mainly my fault since I've told you many embarrasing things about me...yet I also know many funny things about you so you can't exactly blackmail me... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you...you're too shy so I think it will be the one doing this yet I know you still have my back... I hope... FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." again...you really need to come over man...but you do seem like the kind of person who will do this... FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. you don't tell anyone what we text so we cool 'bout this :D FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. again I hope I know you until we're old..we can totally live in the same nursing home and torment the nurses!!! FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'it’s because your gay isn't it?' hahaha you will totally do this even if I'm not that hurt... I think you've already done it out of a dare that we did like a year ago...i don't remember though... FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!! I LOVE YOU WATSON!!! I know the title says not to cry but I really did not even jocking: "Try Not To Cry"- Seriously, if your eyes don't at least get a little misty when you read this you have a problem. Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" So, Please if you would, Don't smash this on the ground. If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry and remember how blessed they truly are, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try Not To Cry" 2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are... it ok to cry In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Students Who Were Lost. And for everyone who never got the chance to say "goodbye" No author given. my mom has used all of these on me and my brother and sister not kidding every single one!!! REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning." 3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!" 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why." 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident." 7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about." 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper." 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!" 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone." 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!" 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out." 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION . "Just wait until we get home." 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!" 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me." 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father." 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?" 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand." 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!" My over obssesion side for HP told me to post this on... Boys are like slinkies; practically useless, and yet it is SO amusing to watch them fall down the stairs!! Boys are like trees - they take 50yrs to grow up. Excuse me. Have you seen my mind? I think I've lost it... My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone. Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound as they go by. I don't obsess! I think intensely. If annoyed further, I shall spork your eyes out. I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as me MOO... I'm a fish Silence is Golden, Ducktape is Silver Guns don't kill people, People with mustaches do Love isn't about joy, its about endurance Life pushes us down, the only thing we can do is get back up and try again Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.- Oscar Wilde Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’. Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever. Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while. Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her. Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’. Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy. Draco Malfoy … disagrees. Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand. Ron Weasley … is very afraid. Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much. Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat. Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out. George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry. Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter. James Potter … doesn’t believe her. Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’. Sirius Black … killed by drapery. Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences. Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane. Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush. Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’. Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence. Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff. Slytherins … will push someone else off. Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase. Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet. 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason put this on your profile. If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. (me and my friends had a contest about who could slap themselves hardest... I think I won...) If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile. If you are really random put this on your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. Ever ran into a wall or part of one, Copy and paste this into your profile. Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message into your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy/paste this into your profile. ( I lose all the time... hihihi) 98 of the population would die if Johnny Depp said it wasn't cool to breathe. copy this onto your profile if you would be one of the 2 that is laughing your ass off. Just to be safe do it!!!!! This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. LOVE THIS!! FEMALE COMEBACKS!! Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes they're amazing. "A true boyfriend " When she walks away from you mad When she stare's at your mouth When she start's cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignore's you When she pull's away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lay's her head on your shoulder When she steal's your favorite hat When she tease's you When she doesnt answer for a long time When she look's at you with doubt When she say's that she like's you When she grab's at your hands When she bump's into you When she tell's you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she repost this bulletin Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.- Tease her and let her tease you back.- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.- Give her the world.- Let her wear your clothes.- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.- Let her know she's important.- Kiss her in the pouring rain.- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's butt am I kicking, Sweetie?" If you post this in the next five minutes the one you love will : Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend." Can't eat pigs, swine flu... Can't eat chicken, bird flu... Can't eat beef, mad cow... Can't eat eggs, salmonella... Can't eat fish, metal poisoning in water... Can't eat fruits and vegetables, e-coli... I believe that leaves chocolate and ice-cream! If you like chocolate repost this in your profile I was laughing my ass off at this!!! The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism I would totally do this... although the dog and cat thing I did ask them... they made me change their names... Only someone who isn't crazy would think their crazy but someone who is crazy would say they were crazy. make sense? Ways to make sure you're insane At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy" Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright. As often as possible, skip rather than walk . Specify that your drive-through order is "to go" Sing along at the opera. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme . Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!" When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!" Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows Part 2 (IT ROCKED!!!) Who is your favorite HP character(s)? Ron Weasley, The Weasley Twins, Scorpious and DRACO Malfoy, Albus Potter, Neville Longbottom, Hagrid What house do you prefer to be in? Slytherin (sorry I love slytherin) But what house would you think you'll be in? Gryffindor...damn lions... Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? Peeves What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Defense against the Dark Arts, Transfiguration, Potions Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? Slughorn (I just think he is hilarious) Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? Seeker or Keeper Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? Seeker Who do you want to make friends with? Ginny, Hermione, Seamus If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Hermione or any of the Weasleys, especially the twins Why would he/she be your best buddy? Because I love to read and I love big chaotic things and to prank people Which character in the book can you relate to? Ginny because people sometimes thik that I am not capable of doing things when I can and sometimes even better than most What pet would you get? Owl If's (if questions): If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? Howarts, Camp Half-Blood, Annabeth's invisibility cap If you had a choice between a Firebolt and an Invisibility Cloak, what would you pick? Firebolt If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? Obviously!! If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? I will probobley yell 'YOU'RE ALIVE?!' and then hug him to death What would be his reaction to your reaction? He will probobly freak out and ask who the bloody hell I was If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, who would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Ron (to freak him out) and Hermione (to ask what the hell is wrong with me) If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? McGonnagal so she can beat Umbrige up :) More questions: Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Ron, Harry, Cedric, Draco, or one of the Weasley twins Post a character that has the same hair color as you do. Harry Potter Post a character that has the same eye color as you. Hermione Granger What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? ...uhhh...Black What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Purple What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Brown...no wait maroon What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? PARCHMENT!!!...is that an actual color? What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Green What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? Grey Is this quiz getting boring and too long? No If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? The week when I have finals... Do you like the books more or the movies? BOOKS!!! Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? Mooney or Padfoot What would your Patronus take shape in? A bear or a tiger or a lion What would be your Animagus form? An eagle...a dog...or a horse...OH! a phish with a PH.D...ok maybe an owl What subject do you want to be the best in? Defense Against the Dark Arts Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Sirius Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Sirius Hermione or Cho? Hermione James Potter or Snape? James Potter Hagrid or Snape? Hagrid The Marauders or The Golden Trio? The Golden Trio Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Invisible Harry or Ron? Ron!! Fleur or Tonks? Tonks Hermione or Ginny? Hermione Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Cedric!! Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna Lovegood!!!! Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Peeves Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Grawp Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Zonkos!! Bertie Botts' Every Flavour Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Chocolate frogs Death Eaters or Aurors? Aurors Dumbledore or Voldemort? Dumbledore Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Narcissa Malfoy Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? Third task Is this survey fun or boring? FUN!! |
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