Three months have passed since the Kalos League, and Clemont knows he's running out of time to tell Ash how he feels. But even when you have the power of science and a meddling little sister on your side, sometimes the result can still end up being positively intoxicating. This story follows the group after the end of the XY series. Diodeshipping! AshxClemont; SatoshixCitron.

A collection of drabbles taking place between episodes of the XY/XYZ series, exploring the character development and relationship between Satoshi and Citron :3c eventual Diodeshipping (of course 3), told between both of their POV. Rated T for safety in later chapters

Serena and Clemont are becoming something more than friends, but a reoccurring scenario involving Clemont playing a game with his friends keeps getting in the way. When Serena attempts to help Clemont gets the free time they so desperately desire she ends up getting more than she bargained for. Contains Geekchicshipping. A gift for Nascar221.

Nobody imagined what those glasses meant for her, what they reminded her of; just like it never crossed her mind the disaster they could cause. Translation from my other one-shot.

Yuri Katsuki, 16 years old. He deals with depression, and anxiety. Not to mention he gets bullied for being gay. The only thing that really keeps him going is his admiration and love for Victor Nikiforov. Little did he know that the man he so desired ends up being intrigued by him. High School AU

Everyone has something planned to do on the resort island of Costa Nova except for Serena. When faced with crushing boredom, Serena decides to run a blog. On hiatus.

Astrid has a complicated history with vampires. A Hunter, she's trained from a young age to kill them. The chance to take down Hiccup Haddock, a vampire heir? She doesn't hesitate. But when faced with the task, she finds him to be entirely different from what she expected, and decides to protect him from the people who trained her to kill him. [Vampire AU Hiccstrid Modern]

A short drabble about Pidge and a memory with her brother before he left for the Kerberos mission

It's Donald's first year in high school, and as a white upper class male, it's been a tough summer. His school is moronic, the students are dogs, and the teachers are even worse, there's only one person worth going to the terrible dump for, Vladimir Putin.

Pidge and Matt roleplaying when they were younger.

Alfred finally convinced his best friends to start a band with him, but when the boys have to balance dreams with reality, they quickly learn that this project of theirs will either bring them closer than ever, or tear them apart. A story of love, bad choices, and friendship. [Human AU. USUK, PruCan. Allegorical references to history. M for language and scenes of a sexual nature.]

Have you ever had a question for any of the characters of Pokémon? Well, here's your chance to ask them! Any question, any character, any canon...anything! They're desperate to know and they'll answer accordingly. Random hilarity and fourth wall breaking shall ensue! - Currently "attempting" to post multiple chapters at once in order to catch up

So...what if everyone in the world of Pokémon had a Facebook? That would mean Ash would have contact with all of his friends at once. And the madness ensues! Includes PokéAni and PokéSpe characters. IMPORTANT - See chapter 17 for details on process of this story

While at the dragon sanctuary, Valka asks Hiccup how he came about losing his leg. One-shot.

For Gold, fulfilling his dream of becoming the next great pokémon trainer isn't going to be easy. When a criminal organization thought to be dead rises from the ashes, he finds himself trapped in the chaos. That, along with a mysterious trainer who seems to appear everywhere he does, makes Gold think that being deaf may just be the least of his problems. (HG/SS adaptation)

The turn of the century, Astrid moves into an old estate dating back to the Revolutionary War. At first she's uninterested in the rumors the estate is haunted by the family who built it, but when she starts experiencing things, whispers in the shadows, glimpses in mirrors, she starts to question the invalidity of these claims. [AU, ghosts and Hiccstrid]

Hiccup is injured in a accident on a Father-Son hunting trip, and when Stoick carries him back home, they fear for his life. Meanwhile, on Outcast Island, Alvin hears the news that the Dragon Conqueror has been laid low, and decides this would be the perfect time to attempt to kidnap the boy to make him tame the dragons. Not a deathfic, Hurt/comfort, whump, Fatherly!Stoick.

After losing his mother, Clemont finds that he might have more in common with his little sister than he'd realized.

It's the night before Eureka's birthday, and while she peacefully sleeps, Citron ends up remembering the day his mother told him he'd have a little sister. Although he should feel happy, all the memories turn up is sadness. Luckily, Satoshi is there to help him through it. Mild Diodeshipping tones :) mostly comfort fluff

Ash and Clemont find themselves separated from their fellow teammates, which doesn't seem to be such a bad thing for the pair...A fluffy Diodeshipping one-shot.

Citron calls Satoshi a 'sex addict', but Satoshi doesn't see it at all. The two place a bet: who ever lasts the longest without sex wins. Who ever looses, has to crossdress, with a dress, heels, underwear and all. Rated M for mentions of sex and innuendos. Set in 7th Gen, where the boys are traveling alone together (they're also slightly older).

With Kabuto's reluctant return to Konoha, old feelings come to a peak. Will the fragile psyche of a purposeless shinobi cope with the animosity of an entire village? Can he gain acceptance from those he once betrayed, and learn to trust them in return?

Alfred really wants to meet the little boy his daddy's new friend has. [ Alfred and Matthew meet for the first time. Human AU, set in the universe of my fic Brother Complex, though this story is a cute stand-alone one-shot as well. Canon for BC but not required to read for the big fic to make sense. Un-Beta'd so I don't bother my beta with this cute nonsense. For crownthegoldfish ]

Satoshi finds out why Citron and Eureka don't speak French too often. Diodeshipping tones (SatoshixCitron; AshxClemont) and some sad parts. Set sometime after the XY series (but before 7th gen).

Clemont's journey is over- or so he claims. Returning home from a life changing pokemon adventure is never easy, especially when your journey follows you home and refuses to leave without you. Mostly follows the Anime, but with a few VG aspects mixed in for the finer details. DiodeShipping, or Ash/Clemont for those who are unfamiliar with the ship names.

Set after the end of Episode 72. Satoshi notices Citron's still shaken up from the previous night at the Scary House, so he offers a bit of support. Diodeshipping undertones :) Oneshot.

An AU. Tokka. Not sure where this is going. LANGUAGE The fire alarm goes off and destroys Toph's apartment. What will happen when a kind stranger helps her out?

It's a hot summer day and Satoshi has unknowingly been teasing Citron all day. By the time night comes, the inventor can't take it anymore, so he 'surprises' his boyfriend.. DIODESHIPPING! (SatoshixCitron)(AshxClemont). Mature content (smut). Uke-Satoshi / Seme-Citron

Envious of the bond that Ash and Clemont seem to share, Serena enlists Bonnie's aid, setting in motion a series of events that may end up sabotaging her even further. One-sided Amourshipping; One-sided(?) Diodeshipping; little sister mischief!

Gym Leaders Royalty AU. King Clemont has enough trouble in his life, but he gets more than he bargained for when he saves a thief from Kanto off the streets... Diodeshipping / sfw Ash x Clemont.

In which Astrid is a valedictorian prom queen and star athlete, and Hiccup is just really, really good at Dungeons & Dragons. Modern college AU.

A once in a life-time flood occurs in Oreburgh City and Roark is trapped inside the mines. Volkner, the last person he expects to rescue him…does? ::Volkner/Roark::

The people around Hiccup begin to realize that not all his wounds can be fixed by a trip to the forge, and his metal leg is the least crippled thing about him. Vikings and Dragons aren't known for delicacy, but they do their best to right past wrongs and heal scars.

When Bonnie's scared of something, more often than not, she turns to her big brother for protection. The same would apply for a thunderstorm. Lemon sibling fluff

XY The Series: Extended scene that takes place around and about the end of Episode 9. Even after a day full of revelations and personal growth, there is still time for Clemont to worry, Ash to reminisce, and for both of them to be amazed at what lies behind closed doors. Fluff, friendship, slight Diodeshipping, oneshot.

When you're young and your mother hands you her new baby, you're allowed to be a little grumpy about it. Being a big sister isn't all sunshine and rainbows.

Matt likes a lot of things. Matt likes hockey. Matt likes pot. Matt likes art. But Matt loves Tim. (Student/Teacher Relationship!AU, NedCan)

NightFury is now online. StormChaser is now online. Modern AU.

It was a letter no one was supposed to read, and the worst possible person just happened to find it. GilbertxMatthew Rated M for past and current abuse, depressed thoughts, and partial thoughts of suicide. No smut. Maybe other pairings later on. AU

In a world dominated by poorly cooked pizza, made from bad ingredients and served by heartless delivery boys, Eren Jaeger is humanity's last hope.

Without his glasses, Clemont must endure the teasing from his friend. ElectricDetectiveShipping tease Clemont x Emma

The hospital I worked at was quiet and serene, and then I got transferred. Gilbert gets transferred to a new hospital filled with..unique people. The most intriguing though is the boy who sleeps with the light on.

The battle is over, the day has been won. The Green Death is dead, the three-hundred year long war has finally ended. But even the greatest of victories always come with cleanup, and sometimes it can be rather gruesome. Follows directly after the battle sequence in the movie. Rated for gore.

An Abrams family album of sorts. Snapshots into their family life, consistent with the canon that I've already created for them in my previous stories.

'And maybe this time he'd work up the courage to tell her how she always invaded his thoughts, which couldn't be normal. ...Or maybe not.' In which Conway sets out to dispel a rumor and comes away with more than just an answer. Gift fic for Simclover1. HeatTagshipping one-shot.

"Tale as old as time, song as old as rhyme..." A glimpse into the blossoming relationship started in my previous story Lean on Me. Quartie.

Ever wonder what would happen if America had to take care of Kumajiro for an entire day? Where's Canada? And why does America look so worn out? Let's find out! Rated T for Tony and his Awesome Alien Language! Brotherly AmeCan and Slight onesided USUK

Hijinks ensue when America and Canada decide to trade places for the day. Pairings listed inside.

What ever happened to their happy family? Did it ever exist? Matthew and Alfred Kirkland live in a life of abuse. When Alfred leaves Matthew to fend for himself, who will save Mattie from the monster their father has become? CHILD ABUSE, NONCON, DARK, AU

"Hiccup had always been small, but even small boys grow up to be men one day." Hiccup finally hits a growth spurt, but things go downhill from there. Growing up was never meant to be this hard, or this awkward. But maybe, in time, they'll all get used to it.

This is the story of how America came to get glasses. Brotherly CanadaxAmerica.

Oneshot prequel to the last Puck/Artie I wrote, Hot Summer Night. A bit of back story with a lot of sex, enjoy!

Hiccup took the island of Berk by storm following the Battle of the Red death, bringing changes and revolution to every aspect of life, with dragons to spare. But he lost a few things in the process, and one of those losses finds a mob of Viking amputees breaking into his house to steal him away to a very odd celebration. Rated for drinking, mild language, and mild gore. Oneshot.

Stein and Marie's daughter, Stitches, is now at the DWMA, but not without some challenges. Will she get the opportunity to blaze her own reputation, become a Deathscythe and find someone who looks past that little matter of her parents, all whilst not forgetting where she came from? SteinxMarie, KidxMaka, OCxOC. Story three in the 'Stitches' series.

"The rain isn't something bad" Feli insisted. "When you think about it, it's the rain that makes everything grow and stay fresh." What do you do when feeling left behind, a consciousness full of regret and sorrow and a heart heavy with a broken promise not to cry? Lovino had never thought he would be dealing with the loss of his brother at the age of 18. R-T for language and death

AU. For all that he is – a great listener, supporter, and the lesser half of two brothers - ; Matthew Williams had always stood by and watched as his brother gets all the glory and the fame. Now, he begins to wonder if he doesn't want some himself. Brotherly AmeCan

Go ahead and ignore me, because I'm no one to you. I'm not your brother. I'm not your son. I'm not the friend you've known since pre-school…but I could be. Bullying awareness fic. One-shot. Character death. Human AU.

This was a short piece of a planned story I made for my friend a while back this year, and I thought I'd see if it gained some popularity or not. If it does, I might actually attempt to make it into something worth Fan Fiction's time and energy.

After being kidnapped by the Mask of Ice, Will completely lose memories of his past life. When one day he met someone that makes him remember. Warning: there's an asshole Wallace here...

Bianca misses Cheren and asks him for a couple photos to keep her company. Unfortunately for Cheren, she's not the only one who gets an eyeful.

Some evil masterminds build bombs to rule the world, gather tailed beasts, ect. Orochimaru? Nah, he just takes over America. Within lie the adventures of some poor chick who tries to survive. Romance. Espionage. Muffins. Review? Thanks.

Matthew's always had a crazy family, but for this he is grateful. For this he is happy. And he knows he is blessed, despite the hardhsips and trials his quaint family has faced. /Canada, America, England, France, Seychelles, Greenland. FACE Family.\

The reign of the Giant Snake has been over for years now but that didn't stop the denizens of the rice country from perpetuating horror stories. The base & scene of Orochimaru's murder still loomed in our lives and I had been professionally ignoring it... but now I had no choice but to enter it.

Only broken people with missing pieces can come together to make a whole. Dual post-engagement KabuKai drabbles. Kairi, as always, belongs to MoonlightOnAconite.

When your eighteen-year old fiancée is pregnant, it's only natural to go through some changes. However, Spirit Albarn is taking it to a whole other level. Spirit/Kami, some Stein/Marie. 50th story crack spectacular!

Teach E.A.T Class. Dissect rare specimen. Attend Deathscythe meeting. Change diaper? Stein and Marie welcome a daughter to their family. How will she turn out, growing up in a world of weapons, meisters, shinigami and witches? SteinxMarie, some KidxMaka. Story two in the 'Stitches' series.

"...So I stayed in the darkness with you." AN: I've seen little to no OroKabu AUs featuring them as being the same age, so I took a whack at it. Oneshot. Title/summary lyrics c Florence Welch.

A seventeen-year-old Kabuto struggles with the conundrum of what he's to do with his life; meanwhile, any comprehension whatsoever of romance continues to elude him. His brother and mother do their best to help him out. Oneshot. AU in which Danzō never entered the picture. Kairi belongs to MoonlightOnAconite.

Ever wonder why Black Veil Brides wrote a song called Fallen Angels? Maybe, just maybe they are fallen angels... Andy/OC Fallen Angels Songfic, also loosely based on Afterlife by Avenged Sevenfold... Andy Biersack / OC Oneshot

Can you associate Harry Potter with regular, random everyday things? Like really obscure, random things... Just a small idea i had, i guess it's one of those things where you know you're a true HP nerd if you can do effortlessly... Instructions inside !

What's a poor green rage monster do when a car alarm keeps going off? Well, be a nice guy and turn it off, of course!

The most effective lies contain a hint of truth. The more unpleasant the truth, the better. One shot.

They're just two, teenage friends - Stein helps Marie through the other girls' ridicule, and Marie helps Stein... find his pants.

Needing to infiltrate the Hidden Leaf, Kabuto decides to take the appearance of a young Kunoichi we all know as Ino Yamanaka. But the thing he wasnt counting on was falling in love... KABUTO X CHOJI, AS CRACK AS CRACK CAN BE! HAHAHAAHHAAH XD

Slipping under all the masks. Spoilers for 582-583.

As soon as Shinigami-sama said that all of the weapon-meister pairings had to raise money at the school fair, Spirit Albarn knew exactly what he was going to do. He just didn't expect his meister to see any action. SteinxMarie, not yaoi.

(ONESHOT) The tale of how America got his glasses.

AU. Tina moves into her new rental to be alone, but instead winds up being haunted by the former tenant, a man named Artie who refuses to accept his death. But things change when they learn that he might not actually be dead after all. At least not yet...

Mars notices something horribly familiar about a boy she sees at a roadside diner - his hair. I guess you could say this is crack. T for swearing.

Marie was never one for the addicting habit. But she did it once... she did it for him. SteinxMarie.

I am fairly well-built by default. I am a medical ninja, a doctor. I am intelligent. I am a spy. I am sane. ...I am Kabuto Yakushi.

The general rule of thumb in Marie's life was 'Don't do anything unnecessarily reckless.' Unfortunately, one night, that rule of thumb got lost in translation; or rather, in a particular set of green eyes. One night leads to a whole lot more. SteinxMarie. First story in the 'Stitches' series.

When muggle Kate Foster first met Harry Potter, he saved her...by breaking her fall. She knew then and there that he had a major hero complex. "I hope that you don't make a habit of this saving people thing. You aren't very good at it." She didn't know that he was a wizard, or that he was destined to save the world. Very slight Harry/OC.

They were only kids when they first met, but as Spirit and Stein grow older, connections start to form that seem stronger than simply Meister and Weapon. Could it be that opposite personality's attract but never last? SteinXSpirit over the years.

Canada lands on the beaches of Dieppe, and faces the tragic irony of 'Operation Jubilee.' Extreme violence warning.

A crisis ensues when America and Canada smoke weed together and run out of snacks. Starring America, Canada, England, France, Russia, and Russia's creeper camera.

When Matthew is called to New York from his Ontario home he finds his brother being questioned, but the twin refuses to talk. Matthew must slip into his brother's mind and find why things have reached this point.

Matthew had been bullied for years. He reached his breaking point. He ended up as one of the lucky ones. RussiaxCanada. Sensitive themes; dedicated to those who's lives were ruined by bullying.

Party Games The Shibusen students of yesteryear have a night of rebellion, romance and revelations. Contains predominantly Young!SteinxYoung!Marie, with some existing Young!SpiritxYoung!Kami, Young!SidxYoung!Naigus and a little bit of Young AzusaxOC.

The prisoner is brought out of the darkness for one final conversation. Sequel to "The Smell of Cigarettes." Pretty please read that one first.

"It's been a year, hasn't it, Alfred?" /AU. Oneshot. Character Death.

Maka has an unfortunate accident, and because of it, she's able to have an interesting conversation about Stein's screw.

After messing with Harry's old time-turner, Teddy Lupin, James, Albus, and Lily Potter are sent back in time to Harry's third year. As they try to keep their identity hidden, romance blossoms, humor takes place, betrayal, epiphanies, and chaos ensue.

He told it NOT SLYTHERIN more times than he could remember, but did it listen? "I guess the Sorting Hat is harder to bargain with than I thought." Oneshot.

If America's glasses are Texas, Canada's glasses are Quebec. America is a doofus, nobody loves Canada - including Quebec, French jokes, and bros being bros.

"I remember it like it was yesterday. Hell, as far as I'm concerned, it might as well have been. No one should have to watch their twin, their other half, fight himself like I did." Matthew remembers Alfred's war and how it all began. Not 100% accurate.

Captain Yakushi shares the news of a certain Sannin's defection with his seven-year-old adopted son. Oneshot. EDIT 11/26/12: AU fic.

Canada reintroduces his brother to the wonders of weed. Fluffy, brotherly oneshot written for 420.

Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy occupy the two extreme ends of the Hogwarts social ladder. Against all odds, they meet in the middle in their sixth year, and it's nothing short of scandalous. Rated M. Eventual slash. Completed.

Canada had no intention on getting sick. He also had never had the intention of being so invisible to so many people. Just what will happen to Matthew when two things he never intended on collide?

The many trials of having two unpredictable girls as best friends and rivals. — CherenBianca, White.

Something terrible happens to Jasmine and Volkner doesn't know how to handle it. He calls Roark in hopes of being comforted, but the conversation ends up taking a turn for the worse...

Stein is feeling lost and broken, but as always, Spirit is there to pick up the pieces... Friendship fic, or yaoi, if you squint XD

Decades have passed since the Kishin's defeat, but one of the DWMA's worst enemies still rots in a cell beneath the school—distracted from the darkness only by the occasional visitor.

A nasty fall for Hiccup leads to an even nastier consequence-death. And the Afterlife really is a pain.

A tale of Stein and Spirit meeting at school. Stein is hardly the cute girl meister that Spirit had dreamed of... but is that so bad? Perhaps this cloud has a silver lining after all.

Jun vient d'échouer à la Ligue Sinnoh face à son idole Shinji, allongé sur la plage il réfléchit sur sa défaite ... mais il ne sera pas seul à perdre lors du 3e tour de la Ligue Sinnoh. LameBrainShipping Kohei x Jun GameFreak Shipping Paradie

Naruto wonders what all the different colors means. Three in particular. Kabuto has a good enough answer. Fluff, even though it's a friend pairing. I do not give my permission for this fic to be posted on Fanfic Pocket Library (Unofficial) or any other similar app.

Toph is a properly raised earth kingdom lady. With properly bound feet. AU

He was always Dawn's little exception. Dawn/Conway. HeatTagShipping. One-shot.

In the absence of Canada, Ontario was forced to step in. Quebec was there to make sure that, at least, he would look the part.

An addition to the Alesana Story, The Emptiness. A story through the eyes of a sketch artist.

CHARACTER DEATH! You have been warned, I love my insane Frankie, but this is what my hand wrote one depressing night. Basically it is a long letter Stein wrote before killing himself.

AU. Former French Revolutionary Francis de Bonnefoy takes exile in London during the reign of terror. He finds himself slowly becoming fascinated by Matthew Williams, a fragile, broken aristocrat with an untold past. France/Canada, past hints of FrUk

"Son, it's about time I tell you how I met your mother." "What…? It's 2 AM!" A SilverspawnShipping dish with a moderate amount of LOL sauce... That is: Giovanni/Ariana, Giovanni&Silver

Post Sectionals. "When you're not strong. And I'll be your friend. I'll help you carry on." Quinn/Artie friendship.

if you could see yourself in the future, would you be happy?

AU. Franken Stein has everything. A wonderful wife, a house, and a respectable job. But this could all change when a mistake he made fifteen years ago comes back to haunt him. ON HIATUS.

They each joined the band for very different reasons, but the one Artie, Finn, and Kurt all shared was their love for music. Puck, however, was just in for the booty call.

Four year old Scorpius Malfoy's favorite color is emerald green. He loves the color so much that he collects everything he can find in that color. And Scorpius has just met another little boy with the prettiest emerald green eyes ever!

Years after the war, Arthur finds an abandoned child in a hotel lobby with nothing but a bear and a letter from his 'papa'. Now, 14 years later, Matthew and his brother head off to Paris in hopes of finding the one he'd called 'papa' all those years ago.

One-Shot. Cute, sweet fluff. Albus Severus Potter is called to the Headmistress's office, but he isn't feeling too well. Whose portrait ends up noticing this fact?

Dr. Franken Stein was mad, there was no doubt about it. But what really drove him insane was Death The Kid and his constant waging war against asymmetry. Oneshot Not Yaoi

America always keeps the White House freshly painted, and really, he thinks, Canada should stop god damn smirking about it.

Everyone always says that Kimimaro would have been better off with Naruto than with Orochimaru. In this one he did. Naruhina later on

What happens inside Stein's head when madness takes hold. Could be slightly SteinMarie in a sick, sadistic way...

Oneshot. "I did NOT run around like a headless chicken, I made well-planned tactical manouevres. KabuSakuSasu. SEQUEL TO DIPLOMACY.

Post Mattress. Certain circumstances force Artie and his Mom to relive the events of that fateful day.

The Potter kids are introduced to their muggle cousins for the first time during a Christmas holiday. They come from two different worlds but perhaps have more in common then they think. Thanks for reading. I hope you will review.

Pre-series, spoilers. Spirit's partnership with Stein has its share of rough patches. All too soon, he learns more about how he must keep his meister in check.

Glasses don’t seem to be on Roark’s favorite things’ list. Little-Roark/Byron, not slashed.

Flint, what did you do!" Roark yelled at the wall. "Flint's over there, Roark," Volkner told the glasses-less gym leader. Roark nodded, and turned to a plant. "What did you do, Flint!" Humor, somewhat-crack fic.

During WW2, Nazi doctor Josef Mengele conducted experiments on identical twins. Alfred and Matthew, taken as prisoners of war, were delivered to his program. A rescue is on its way, but it won’t be soon enough to stop the nightmares...

The man could cut up puppies in front of children, but this was a little too much. Stein/Marie

'The first time I saw Al Potter I was at the Slytherin table after a mouldy piece of headwear said I belonged there. A fat professor aptly named Longbottom put the Sorting Hat on his head. His green eyes were terrified.' Scorpius' PoV. First year preslash

A thunderstorm prevents little 12 year old Hyouta from going to sleep one night and he runs to papa's room where things get a little out of hand... Contains: 49ershipping Hyouta/Roark X Tougan/Byron ; Shota, and incest. Oneshot.

Utter and complete randomness, courtesy of one Albus Severus Potter

James has a new nickname for his brother and Harry doesn't like it.

that everything you hear is true! Arthur takes a walk through his house and over hears a conversation between Matthew and Seychelles that catches both his attention and his horror! Rated K just in case! Enjoy!

Canada talks to Cuba about his other best friend, and Cuba tries not to get jealous. One-shot.

Harry and Albus have "the talk"

Ash and the gang were just trying to get to Snowpoint City. But then Conway showed up, and next thing you know he and Dawn are separated from the group and lost in the snow. Is a little snow all it will take to reveal feelings? fluffy HeatTag shipping

One slipped word from Ron about a certain Potions master, and Albus Potter is overcome with curiosity about his namesake. Eager to placate his son, Harry takes all three children to talk to Snape's portrait at Hogwarts, but how well will they be received?

Naruto suspects that Kabuto is a vampire.

Naruto wants to bake a cake for someone, so he ask Kiba to help him. What could go wrong? Please review. No pairings. Technically. I do not give my permission for this fic to be posted on Fanfic Pocket Library (Unofficial) or any other similar app.

Appalled by the inaccuracy of Icha Icha Paradise, Sai decides to write his own romance story. Crack.

-OneShot- "You wrecked my shirt, and I can't see." Slight KabuSaku.

Father's Day at Shibusen reminds Dr. Franken Stein of a terrifying but educational childhood nightmare. One-shot. A story exploring a possible relationship between Stein and his father. Read and review!

Sakura is the daughter of Orochimaru. Kabuto is a Hyuuga. Things aren't always what they seem. A series of short drabbles revealing parts of both their lives that were left out of Kishimoto's story. Parts that occur only under their true identity.

Caution: This story has no plot or point to it in any way whatsoever. However, if you are interested in reading something completely random and pointless, then feel free to read this story. May even be more random than When Anti-Depressants Attack.

Ever wonder what would happen to the Dursley's in an all you can eat restaurant? Well I have and I thought it would go something like this...Rated T for safety.

“Hi, Mum. Hi, Dad,” a quiet voice, almost a whisper, said. I whipped around to find Albus, clad in a green sweater though a dark jacket covered most of it , standing behind me. I squeezed him tight, all the worry of the last few months gone.

Now that everyone knows their secret, Roark and Volkner can have a happy fun romantic sexy time together! But, oh no! Some kind of drama lurks! Will it...tear them apart! Let's reading! ROARK X VOLKNER denhyou fic!

44 characters in Naruto, including the Akatsuki, are signed up for blind dates. Who will they get? How will there dates go? Crack and more crack. Some dates go a little screwy.

Harry meets a muggle girl over summer break. He falls in love wit her, putting her in danger. To keep her safe, he obliviates her memories. But he does not know she's kept a journal detailing her every encounter with the magical world.

Roark's Dad still thinks he's a little boy who needs love advice and constant checking up on. What to do? Roark heads to Sunyshore for his final battle before becoming a Gym Leader, but ends up in more than a little trouble with Volkner... ROARK X VOLKNER

[Complete] It's Kabuto's birthday. Sasuke and Orochimaru attempt to make a cake... it doesn't go as planed.

They say math can solve anything. Heh, it sure as heck can't solve the problem Conway's in now... Dawn/Conway

Sasuke finally returns home to Konoha, but finds out the reason for his return has moved on-in fact, she's married! But who is this mysterious husband of Sakura's, and when he figures out who it is, will he try to break them apart? KabuSakuSasu.

Stein once tried to wield Excalibur, too, you know...

When Kabuto comes upon a Sasuke caught in the throes of a past-inspired nightmare, will he take pity on him? A one-shot for Kabuto and Sasuke. No yaoi or pairings. Drabblish. R&R please! :

He wanted to be a better doctor while she wanted to be free from her family's title. When their paths cross once again after 14 years, will they realize they want more than just those dreams? An AU KabuSaku fic.

Oneshot. Sakura always loved the color silver. And Kabuto did have silver hair. KabuSaku.

Harry Potter as a musical!

Kabuto gets jealous of the sound five with their cursed seals and begs Orochimaru about getting one. Should Orochimaru and the sound five trust him or is he up to something? Final chapter has been updated! M for tayuya's swearing.

Native to Sinnoh's Underground...but only when Volkner and Roark are there. Beware the yaoi! roark x volkner rated for a bit of inuendo

Orochimaru has a super secret weapon that works EVERY time. Drabble Crack. No Pairings.

The continuation of where we left off in the classic novel The Chosen. A romantic tale between two teenagers who cross paths during one baseball game, and take their competitive relationship to the next level... Okay, this was just 4 fun. R&R if you want

After so many years of plotting, Orochimaru has finally thought of an evil plan that might work! Find out what happens when it rains poop in Konoha! LOL

OMG, how the hell did Kabuto become Naruto’s new dad? Ahem, what happened to the age limit here? And what’s this, Orochimaru has another evil plan, but this isn’t about Sasuke anymore, he’s a thing of the past. On to Naruto! R&R!

People always found Kabuto's methods a little strange. [oneshot]

Based off of 50 ways to piss off freak out Yakushi Kabuto. The Sound nin read the fic and decide to pull the pranks on poor Kabuto! 5 ways to freak Kabuto out per chapter. Completed.

For all those who've read Recnac...what if things had ended differently? WARNING: character death. READ AUTHOR'S NOTE!

AU! When Voldemort tried to kill Harry as a child his aim was off. Now how will history be changed by a blind Harry Potter? Will be HD eventually. Rating will go up.

Harry didn't grow up as Harry Potter, he grew up in America under the name of Sirius Johnson, what if he somehow got to england, and his parents?

When Voldemort goes into hiding in America, Harry is forced to follow him. When the Dark Lord develops a love for the Thoroughbred race horse, Harry sets off to beat him the only way he can, a Match Race.

Multichapter fic, Kabuto character study. Spoilers. The colors of various masks and the way they contribute to the single individual who wears them. Finished.

In a rash act of self-sacrifice, Harry saves a dying Muggle by magically transfering the man's cancer to himself. Now, going through his fifth year with a terrible secret, he begins to realize just what he's given up. H/G, R/Hr. Warning: abuse

Muggles decide the Weasleys are unfit parents, as it seems their children don't go to school and their house has no eckeltricity.