'Naruto: Childhood Memories' is an one-shot collection of our favorite characters' childhoods – #6 one-shot, Kakashi: Never Judge a Book by Its Cover! – What great lengths, would Kakashi go in order to get his hands on a good book? This is a love story about Kakashi and his one and only. [Humor]

It starts off as a small cough. Itachi barely notices; he has never taken well to cold places and shrugs it off as a temporary illness. But, slowly and surely, the symptoms worsen, leaving the S-class nin gasping for air and hacking up crimson blood.

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

On women, tropes, and the thrice-dreaded supernatural interspecies love triangle. Rumors of a certain movie and fanfics have reached Middle-earth and characters are not amused. Can Tauriel convince the canon that their reasons for hating her are wrong? Legolas laments, Tauriel teaches, and Gimli…Gimli is just Gimli. (Elessar's General Warning: meta fics may contain strong satire.)

I narrowed my eyes. He was perfect...a little too perfect. It was then that I realized: he wasn't human. Nejiten, AU. [Update] Epilogue up!

When Gai-sensei suffers a fatal accident, is down to Lee to carry out his beloved teacher's last request. And he must complete this arduous task by sundown tomorrow, or else suffer the consequences. No pairings.

In which Alex Louis Armstrong meets Walburga Black's portrait...and it is exactly as traumatizing as it sounds.

Sasuke finds a strange little friend. Ponyo loves Sasuke. Sasuke doesn't know how he feels about this. A very, very silly oneshot.

John dies./ Light Ivan/Keith.

After a jutsu goes disastrously wrong, the Akatsuki are left as young children. Kakuzu, being the least effected, dumps them with the renowned healer, Tsunade, who just happens to be in the Leaf Village. Fun times. Warning: Series Spoilers. Undergoing editing in preparation for update. You can thank "The Last: Naruto the Movie" for this. 2015 01 18

From Konoha's skies to the depths of Orochimaru's lair, Sai ends up learning all about bonds. Accompanied by an unlikely friend, the two walk down the road unsure if they will be alive at the end of it. Non yaoi.

Starbucks, the coffee giant. The absolute king of the caffeine world. Hundreds, maybe even thousands of the renowned coffee shops have sprung up across the globe. It was in one such Starbucks, that this entire fiasco began.

Sasuke's addiction has passed the point of no return.

Pokedex Entry: Missingno or 'M. The 'glitch' pokevybzxtcyvubnm. Ever seen the inside of one's mind?

If you could survive dinner with the Akatsuki, you could survive anything... except for maybe Itachi's birthday party.

Deidara. Sasori. Extremely hazardous chemical compounds. Teammates are for so much more than carrying out missions. No pairings.

England wants to find a curse for France, when he comes across a mysterious book with the letters "DWMA" on the cover, and instructions on how to contact a certain "Lord Death." So, the Brit decides to try it out . . . A SE/Hetalia Crossover. Oneshot.

A collection of poems exploring the various characters of the Akatsuki. Rated T for language. No pairings.

Just some Akatsuki poems meant for a giggle or two.

Konan is upset by Hidan's rude words and finds herself comforted by an unlikely source. But she soon finds out that his idea of comfort is not quite the same as hers. One-shot.

Sarcasm is my first language. Everything and anything else that I can speak comes after that. Short drabbles based on different Naruto characters.

One always tells the truth; one always lies. Flora feels like the unfavorite compared to Luke. She finds solace with an eccentric toymaker, but something's not right. Can this fatherless daughter and her childless father find each other?

Because in some twisted, strange ways, they were all related to the nature, be it animals or plants. Mother Nature blessed them all in her own special way...though sometimes, it were mere memories or the relations were accidents...

When times become too difficult, you can always fly away. Each chapter is a short drabble about Konan's relationship with each member of the Akatsuki. Konan. Akatsuki.

There is only one thing in the world that can make the unflappable Professor Layton snap like a twig. It is even more insidious, more diabolical than any villain he has ever encountered. It is...

Madara was right. Naruto and Sasuke's type of rivalry goes back a long time. DISCONTINUED

Orochimaru realized with increasing horror that not even he was immune to the power of "cute". Anko's charm unlocks the snake sannin's inner fangirl. Anko. Orochimaru. Before he turned evil.

After his Danna was gone, Deidara went to vent his frustrations at the spot where Sasori died. Rated T for language. No pairings.

Hinata got the impression that Itachi was not entirely what he seemed.

One-shot. Akatsuki crack. The question begs to be asked: is Konan an honorary man, or are some of the men honorary women? Itachi and Deidara aren't quite sure they want an answer. Please read and review.

A fluffy little drabble set in the future, a year or so after Sasuke returns to Konoha. NaruSasuSaku friendship fic. Because there really isn't enough warm and fuzzy genfic out there for these three.

In which Tobi decides to cast a spell, causing the Akatsuki to ruin your favourite childhood movies. rating raised for safety, due to language only

Klaus needs help and it comes from a very unexpected direction. Not Klaus/Dorian. Rather dark Dorian in this one as well.

Pein is a humanoid zoologist who wishes to closely study four rare and dangerous spices of Cat humanoids at a zoo owned by Konan. Will Pein survive? Well, read and find out...

Saturn had gotten Jupiter the greatest and most thoughtful present for her birthday, and it's her turn to return the favor, but she can't think of a single thing that would compare! And recruiting Mars helping isn't doing Jupiter any favors, either...

Short stories about Sai, Sakura, and their strange attempts at bonding. Eleven: Sai throws a jealous rampage, or at least he thinks he does.

No one is born evil. The evil is born within us in a single experience that shakes us to our roots and then consumes our soul.

Kisame x TenTen request from JenKonoha After Itachi's death, Kisame wanders during a solo mission and stumbles upon TenTen...

Precision, accuracy, amounts... numbers, angles, integrals. She will take advantage of being so mathematically minded compared to others.

Poker Night at the Akatsuki started out as a great idea many, many years ago. It's kind of a mess now, but an entertaining mess at that. Chapter 386 spoilers. Rated for Hidan's mouth.

Gardenia invites a few Gym Leaders over for Valentines Day and comes to realize Candice's matchmaking abilities. MossShipping with hints of others. Semi-sequel to Of Rocks and Relationships.

Newly graduated Uchiha Itachi has a problem. A big problem in the form of a beautiful, irrational, fiery redhead jonin instructor named Uzumaki Kushina. But oddly enough, he's okay with this...

It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.

Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.

It was incredibly rare to find a person so pathetic and deprived of love and affection that they’d turn to someone like him for comfort. Love, Zetsu realized, and humanity’s selfish desire for it, had bestowed him with a sense of normalcy.

Hidan's obsessed with Jashin. Deidara's obsessed with explosions. But they can still share a hobby. Of course, that's bad news for anyone around them. [Oneshot, crackfic.]

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

Itachi didn't know yet... whether he liked her watching him with wide eyes. [Itachi x Tenten almostfriendship, premassacre]

There's something about Sasori that Deidara, Itachi, and Kisame never knew...