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Name: Sionainne

Age: 16

Hair/eye color: reddish-brown/blue

Western Horoscope sign: Taurus

Sexuality: Gay. Just throwin' it out there.

Location: Alfred :( [Alfred: Hey! whats wrong with America? Me: BE MORE LIKE YOUR BROTHER! Alfred: Fine! Whatever! I'm awesome all by myself!! *goes off to cry* Prussia: Yeah, man! Everyone knows awesome is best by its awesome self. Me: Fine you guys. You are cool sometimes Al. I think mounties are weird. Alfred: Fuck yeah!]

Interests: reading (duh), drawing, writing, translating/learning languages, watching anime/scifi, history, listining to music, theatre, petting cats, foreign cultures, all romance (yaoi, yuri, or het), sleeping...

Obsessions :

Anime/Manga: Axis Powers Hetalia (my main one and probably the only one I will write), Blood, Kuroshitsuji, Girl meets Girl, Ouran High School Host Club, Full metal Alchemist, Code Geass... :( that's all I can think of at the moment

TV Shows/ Movies: Dr. Who, Torchwood, Robin Hood (BBC please), Rocky Horror Picture Show, Anything Monty Python, Repo!The Genetic Opera, Sherlock Holmes, Spirited Away, Bend It Like Beckham, Anything with Keira Knightly, Bones,

Literature: Harry potter!, anything by Holly Black (Tithe, Ironside The White Cat), tragedies by Shakespeare, Howl's Moving Castle, Maximum Ride series[es?, X-men [DC sucks!, Graceling, Suicide Notes, The Hunger Games series,

HEY! YOU! I'D LOVE TO TRANSLATE ANY FRENCH/GERMAN/RUSSIAN YOU NEED FOR YOUR BAD-ASS HETALIA STORY.

NO. SERIOUSLY.

I NEED THE PRACTICE.

You know you've been reading too much Hetalia when...

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America.
11. You misread UK as uke every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation.
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one.
13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case
14. Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "USxUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru".
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia
19. You want Prussia back on the map.
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (and you're American)
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.

-gets on a box and shouts Ritsu-style-

ALSO I APOLOGIZE TO THE WORLD FOR MY FORGETFULNESS AND MY LACK OF PLANNING AND MY INABILITY TO GET THINGS DONE NAMELY MY STORIES!!!

ALSO: I TEND TO HAVE DRAMATIC LAPSES IN INSPIRATION AND ALSO I HAVE JOB AND I'M LAZY, BUT I'LL NEVER EVER EVER ABANDON A STORY. SO IF YOU LIKE A STORY A LOT, AND YOU'VE ALREADY REVIEWED IT, PM ME AS INCENTIVE AND I'LL PROBABLY FEEL GUILTY ENOUGH TO PUT OTHER REAL-LIFE OBLIGATIONS ON HOLD AND WRITE THAT BABY. PLUS YOU'LL GET A THANK-YOU AT THE BEGINNING OF THE CHAPTER.