Yo!! Its MacavityManiac! And, this is my profile. Enjoy, and be prepared for a LOT of Macavity!

Name - MacavityManiac

Species - Jellicle

Gender - Queen

Mate - Macavity

Nicknames - Mana, Miss Maniac, Psyco (by Munkustrap), Maccy

Age - 15

Country - USA

Other Favorites - Wicked, Hairspray, Warriors, Funny Girl, Little Shop Of Horrors, Pirates of the Caribbean, Twilight

Likes - CATS (duh!!), Warriors, my two kitties, Macavity, sugar, reading, writing, Macavity, sugar, painting, Swedish Fish, scetching, drawing, Macavity, sugar, sugar, sugar, SUGAR!! And MMMAAACCCAAAVVVIIITTTYYY!! ( get the point?)

Dislikes - CATS haters ( what's wrong with you people!?), Macavity haters (Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!!), math, homework, Kingdom Hearts (sorry Volixia669), Munkustrap ( he hates Macavity, I hate him. That's a warning to all Macavity haters. You hate him, I hate you!!)

I'm a weird and freaky girl who would rather sit and read, write, or draw than ride a roller coaster. If I have sugar, I get very hyper and random!! KITTY!! LIP GLOSS!! CHOCOLATE!!

Macavity : Uh.. is it possible for you to not go insane?

MacavityManiac : NOO!! NEVER!! (starts to dance around singing Macvaity's song) Macavity, Macavity! There's no one like Macavity!

Macavity : (makes cute face) (I'm not going to call it a 'puppy dog' face. that would insult cats everywhere) Please?

MacavityManiac : AWWWW!! SO CUTE!! (rabidfangirltacklehugs him, and starts kissing his face)

Macavity : (gives readers a murderous look) Whoever gave her sugar. I. Will. Kill. You. (looks at MacavityManiac) Although, I kinda like this. You fanfiction writers need to give me more fangirls like this. (points at MacavityManic, than hugs her)

MacavityManiac : (almost faints when Macavity hugs her) Hehehe. (looks annoyed at readers) Well, go on. Keep reading!

"Macavity will rule the world!!" - me when I went totally insane the other day when my friend Olivia said that I couldn't hire Macavity to desroy her. I yelled this to the entire soccer field, including my crush. Arn't I smart?

"I'm a flying goth kitty!!" - me the other day when i, once again, went insane. i was swinging very high at the time, so the flying part is understandable, and so is the goth part since i recently went goth. and the kitty part, well, thats just me.

"I'm SO drunk!" - me at a sleep over where i drank like two of those big soda bottles.

"Pie!!" - my very random friend.

"I am Moses!" - my other very random friend when he was walking around the playground holding a huge stone and a log. this ended with me and my other friend chasing him with pointy sticks, him throwing the rock on the climbing structure, and my friend doing presure point to him. fun huh?

"She'll cut off your head, until you're dead! She doesn't really wanna be your friend!" - my very VERY random friend singing a song when we were doing a very random pirates of the caribbean rpg at recess. she was her oc disco dog. 0.o

"Be a lady!" - my stepmom when she was taking a pic of me and my bffs outside a school dance and my friend said shit when she dropped her phone.

"Shnarf Shnarf!!!" - me when me and Miss-Misto were in NYC last weekend and she was pinning my hair inside my cats wig for our Amer'cas got Talent audition and she stuck a bobby pin into my head. a few minutes later, her mom walked in and Miss-Misto was like 'this is the sound Mana makes when i stick a bobby pin in her head' and she stuck another bobby pin in meh head and I said that again. that has been my saying/moto for the past week

"It's like a gusher! Only bloody." - my friend Will yesterday when i almost sliced my thumb off in wood shop.

"PENGUN!!!" - my friend Meg the other day. She said this in a very kung-fu way

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Random favorites

food - chicken parmagiana

soda - root beer or cream soda

other drink - arizona sweetened iced tea or mcdonalds sweet iced tea

book - phantom of the opera by gaston leroux and the warriors series by erin hunter

movie - phantom of the opera (2004) and cats

smell - vinegar

animal - cat

name - destiny

best friends on fanfiction.net - Mistofan10, RumTumTugress, Miss-Misto, Volixia669, Weaslygirl88, Ravyn's Wing

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11/25/10 - I got into a production of CATS!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!! My jazz teacher is choreographing it and she saw me and Miss-Misto trick-or-treating in our cats costumes and told us about it. It's a highschool production at a school in the next town and i went to watch the audition and she let me audition for the ensamble!!!!! I got in and i might get a solo, either singing or dancing!!! I'M SO EXCITED!!!! AND I JUST CAN'T HIDE IT!!!! I also might get to do the makeup and make some of the costumes!!! I'M IN HEAVEN!!!!!

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Pick your 10 favorite characters from CATS (or anything else)

1. Macavity

2.Demeter

3.Tugger

4.Jemima

5.Rumpleteazer

6.Bombalurina

7.Etcetera

8.Pouncival

9.Victoria

10.Mistoffelees

(1) and (5) are hiding something from the others. What is their secret?

That Rumpleteazer is Macavity's daughter

(2) has found out that (4) and (3) are mates. What do they think?

Demeter finds out that Tugger and Jemima are mates? Of course, she doesn't care. She hates Tugger.

(5) is out on a walk when something stops them. What is it most likely to be?

Woolworth pearls or Tugger.

Write a summary for a (6)/(1) story.

Hmmmmmm? Bomba gets attacked by a Pollicle, Macavity saves her and nurses her back to health at his Empire, they end up falling in love, Bomba gets the Jellicles to reaccept Macavity.

Write a title for a (2)/(10) love story.

Umm, ok. Golden Fireworks

(2)/(8) or (8)/(5)?

8/5. I think Pounci and Teazer would be a better couple than Deme and Pounci. Dem is too serious for Pounce. Teazer and Pounce are both mischievious and funny. They would be perfect for each other.

Who would be a better match for a pollicle dog, (7) or (6)?

Bombalurina. She's more feirce and can probably look after herself better than Cetti.

(5) is mated with (3), but (6) wants (3) to them self. (6) gets (2) and (8) to help, but everything goes wrong when (3) runs off with (9). (4) and (10) go to bring them both back, but find that (2) and (3) are the parents of (7) and (10). It comes to light that (5) was cheating on (3) with (10), and cheating on both of them with (8). What is the tribe's reaction?

Oh boy. Rumpleteazer is mated with Tugger but Bombalurina wants Tugger all to herself. Bombalurina gets Demeter and Pouncival to help, but everything goes wrong when Tugger runs off with Victoria. Jemima and Mistoffelees go to bring them both back, but find out that Demeter and Tugger are the parents of Etcetera and Mistoffelees. It comes to light that Rumpleteazer was cheating on Tugger with Mistoffelees, and cheating on both of them with Pouncival. What is the tribe's reaction? Okay, they are shocked that Tugger picked Teazer, and that he runs off with Victoria. They are really shocked that Demeter and Tugger are/were mates, and that Teazer would cheat on Tugger with either Misto or Pounci. Are you happy?

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(I got this from Musicgal3. Tanks Musicgal3!)Choose your 6 favourite cats, in no particular order. (Remove mine!)

1)Macavity

2)Demeter

3)Bombalurina

4)Tugger

5)Mistoffelees

6)Jemima

(1) and (5) are related. How so and what have they in common (at least one)?

Okay, Macavity is Misto and Victoria's dad. Macavity and Misto both have magical powers, and Victoria kinda has magical dance powers.

Imagine that (2) is a thief. Some items are left lying around, but (2) they can only steal one item. Which one is it? The items are as follows: Argentine joint, a string of (fake) pearls, a wristwatch, a mini Peke statue and an old book.
Demeter is a thief? Weird but, okay. A wristwatch. It's the most practical thing, and, as we all know, Demeter is very practical.

(2) and (3) are caught by (1) together in a deserted spot. Although they say that (3) is comforting (2), the expressions on their faces tell another story. What is the real reason for their being alone and what does (1) think the real reason is?
Demeter is telling Bomba that she still loves Macavity. Macavity thinks that Demetr is still scared of him and that Bomba is trying to reassure her that he won't be back.

(3) and (4) are best of friends, but have a little tiff when it comes to light that (3) is wanting to mate with (5), whom (4) likes. (5), however, is torn between the two, although (2) catches their eye. What happens next?
Bombalurina and Tugger are best friends, but have a little tiff when it comes to light that Bomba is wanting to mate with Misto, whom Tugger likes as a friend. Misto, however, is torn between the two, loving Bomba, but not wanting to loose his friendship with Tugger, although Demeter catches his eye. This is very weird but, here goes. Misto realizes that Bomba is just a big flirt, and asks Demeter to be his mate.

Continuing the previous scenario, (5) loves (2) and (2) secretly admires (5). What happens when (1), (3) and (4) find out that (5) loves (2)?
Misto loves Demeter and Demeter secretly admires Misto.What happens when Macavity, Bombalurina, and Tugger find out that Misto loves Demeter. Hmmmm? Macavity is crushed (yay! he's still mine!), Bomba is happy for her sister, and Tugger couldn't care less and starts kissing Bomba, since Demeter hates him.

(6) has been chosen to go to the Heaviside Layer. Who will rejoice most and why? (Keep in mind that is it an honour for Jellicles to be chosen to go to Heaviside.)
Jemima has been chosen to go to the Heavyside Layer. Either Mungojerrie, Rumpleteazer, Electra, Jennanydots, or Skimbleshanks, since they're her family.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.

to snooze in."

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?

air

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Smoking Gun presents World's Dumbest Criminals

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

8:29

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

8:30

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

The TV

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Not sure what time it was, but I was running like a madcat inside from the car, trying to escape the pouring rain.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

A Macavity fanfic (hehehe)

9. What are you wearing?

A slate gray tee-shirt with some black designs onthe bottom and a pink heart on one side; black jeans; and gold gladiator sandels with orange straps. I'm a freak arn't I?:)

10. Did you dream last night?

Yes. I deamt that Tugger was in cat form and he came into my house, followed by some kittens. I adopt them all, and than some grown up, fluffy form of Etcetera comes in with her kitten, and I forget the rest.

11. When did you last laugh?

When I was on the phone with my mom and I said that my friend Stephanie had permision to be exqueezed from school early, instead of excused.

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Three paintings, some light fixtures, bookshelves, another picture, three doors, and ten windows

13. Seen anything weird lately?

yes. I'm watching a show about dumb criminals, and I saw a really dumb criminal peeing in someones's car.

14. What do you think of this survey?

No comment.

15. What is the last movie you saw?

Cats. Duh!?!?!?!

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

The rights to Cats, anything that says Macavity on it (if there was nothing that said Macavity, I would get some stuff custom made), I would dye my hair dark ginger, buy green contact lenses, and buy a life time supply of unitards, arm warmers, leg warmers, yarn, crepe wool, fabric paint, fabric dye, and face paint.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

I've seen the Cats video 298 times

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

EVERYONE MUST LOVE CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHHHAHHHHAHHHHAAHHHH!!!!!!!!

19. George Bush:

Ummm, how do I put this without swearing? I'll just use Munkustrap to replace every swear. That Munkustraping idiot. He had no Munkustraping idea what the Munkustrap he was doing. Glad he's gone.

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Diriatan

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Macavity. No, seriously.

22. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Maybe if the touring company of Cats came to wherever I was.

37 Secrets About Yourself.
(Be honest no matter what.)

1) Have you ever been asked out?

No

2) Where did you get your default picture?
What?

3) What's your middle name?
Mae

4) Your current relationship status?
Uhhh, I have a crush but he's datng my fiend.

5) Does your crush like you back?
If he did, than why would he date my friend?

6) What is your current mood?
Macavity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?
Not answering that

8) What color shirt are you wearing?
Slate gray with some little black designs around the bottom and a pink heart on one side

9) Missing something?
Any sort of a brain, any sanity I once had, and some of my Cats papers.

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?
Asking my crush out

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what?
A Jellicle! And if people actually had to know what is was, a cat.

12) Ever had a near death experience?
No, but my Jellicle self, Jemaara, has in the book I'm writing.

13) Something you do a lot?
Watch Cats, write Cats fanfiction, sing Cats, dance Cats, draw Cats, read Cats fanfiction, look at Cats fanart, run my Cats fansites, visit Cats fansites, and anything else to do with Cats

14) The song stuck in your head?
Macavity

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?
Insane Tara

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?
No clue

17) When was the last time you cried?

Don't remember

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

Yes. A few talent shows, school chorus, two singing competitions, a few performences at lunch at my school, a school musical, do my friends ad family count?

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?
Magic, like Misto and Macavity!!!

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender?

Eye color

21) What do you usually order from starbucks?
Decaf caramel machiatto with extra milk and sugar

22) What's your biggest secret?

I don't have one

23) Favorite color?

All of them

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?
Define kiddie shows...

25) What are you?
Scotch/Irish, Cherokee Indian, English, a little French

26) Do you speak any other language?
French, Spanish, and a little Italian

27) What's your favorite smell?
Chocolate, caramel, catnip, Chinese dumpling sauce

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?
CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?
Unfortunatly, not.

30) What are you thinking about right now?
CATS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

31) What should you be doing?
Getting myself some juice and popcorn

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?
My dad

33) Do you like working in the yard?
No.

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?
Mistoffelees, Guisti, Roberts

35) Do you act differently around the person you like ?
Yes. I act like a complete idiot.

36) What is your natural hair color?
Light brownish-blonde with a few auburn highlights

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?
No clue.

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MY 9 NAMES (For all of these I have used my Fanfiction name. Not my real one.)

1. YOUR REAL NAME:

Emma

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 4 letters of real name izzle)

Emmaizzle (lol)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:

(favorite color and favorite animal)

Black Jellicle (hehehe)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
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Mae Meadowood or Mae Colrain

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)

Cumem (uhhh, ok?)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soda)

Blue Cream (epic)

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
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letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd
letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, and
last letter of your mom's middle name)

Mmauuce (weird)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(both parents' middle names)

Mae Laurence or Laurence Mae. First one. I'm not a guy.

9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
(Black and the name of one of your pets)

Black Jet (completely epic)

10. YOUR NOBODY NAME:
(Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go)

Ammex (i just did that to make Volixia669 happy)

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Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years.
We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we percieve reality.
If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire.
A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic.
Have the courage to live. Anyone can die.
Education is important. School, however, is another matter.
When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.
Cynics are made, not born.
Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

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Type your name with your knuckles: macavitymaniac (haha! I'M AWESOME!!!)

Type your name with your nose: MACAVITYMANIAC

Type your name with your name with your feet: macavitymaniac (i'm still awesome!!! xD)

A friend stabs you in the back

A boyfriend stabs your heart

Best Friends only poke each other with straws

(And sisters whack each other with inflatable rubber mallets!)

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

A good friend knows a few things about you. A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel. A best friend just sits down and cries.

A good friend will help you learn to drive. A best friend will help you roll the car into the lake so you can collect insurance money

A good friend borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. A best friend loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

A good friend has to ask why you're crying. A best friend already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

A good friend will say you can do better. A best friend will call him up and say "You have seven days to live

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! turns out i got 45 out of 100 and deserve everyone of them, allthough i am a very smart fan ficcer.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand (not necessarily in my hand, but somewhere just a freaking obvious)
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name (I've called my Mom 'Dad' my Dad 'Mom' and my cat Richard Melvin)
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door (screen door, but still...)
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it (I told MYSELF and I still stepped in it smacks self in head with hand)
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot (hot glue from a hot glue gun. I would put some on my finger.)
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole (pretty sure I was reading and walking. My family was with my. I was wearing a baseball hat so I wasn't hurt, thankfully)
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. (I think everyone has done this one.) nods vigorously in agreement
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up (actually, it was the top bunk of a bunk bed. I was reaching for a shelf and fell...broke my wrist. Got a cast. All better now. I would hope, since it happened when I was little.)
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on (no, but I've gotten in the shower with my glasses still on a couple times)
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil (in the elbow...still have a grey-blue dot where I stabbed myself)
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were (maybe not the first part, but I have definitely forgotten how old I am.)
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence (The Department of Redundancy Department!)
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it (I think everyone has done this one too.)
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again (me AND my little sister)
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Stepped on a step that wasn't there
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story (jokes too) and I've gotten myself confuzzled when trying to explain something
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

You Say Pink

I Say Black
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I Say Fall Out Boy
You Say Zac Efron
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You Say Pop
I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird
I Say Thank You!
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Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

I love Deadlines! I like the whoosh noise they make as they go by.

Curiosity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back.

In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat. WAY ahead of the game on that one. _

If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only politicians left.

Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder if I’m a goldfish.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves.

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Choose your 6 favourite cats, in no particular order. (Remove mine!)
1 Tugger

2 Demeter

3 Bombalurina

4 Macavity

5 Rumpleteazer

6 Jemima

(1) and (3) have two kittens. What do they look like and what are their names?
Hmmm. Garnet and Alura. Garnet is dark red with some leopard spots and a small curl in her headfur. Alura is gold with black leopard spots on her arms and legs, a white bib, and red stipes in her headfur.

(4), (5) and (6) are all competing for (2)s affections. Who wins?
Macavity. I don't like slash. not one. single. bit.

(6) has to cut off a leg of one of the other 5 cats. Who do they choose and which leg do they sever?
Oh boy. First of all, Jemi would never cut off anyones leg but, if she had to, Macavity. It pains me to say that but, everyone hates Macavity. If you are reading this and you hate Macavity, you suck.

(1) and (4). Who is more likely to have a chance with (5)?
Uhh. Tugger. Everyone is crazy about Tugger, even Teazer. Plus, Macavity's all mine!!! MUAHHAHHAHH!!!!

(1) creeps into (5) and (3)s den to find them about to pour water over (2). (4) and (6) make a loud noise coming to see what's happening, and those three have to decide to wake (2) or help (5) and (3). What happens next?
Oh dear. So Tugger creeps into Teazer and Bomba's den (They're roomates) to find them about to pour water Demeter. Macavity and Jemima make a loud noise coming to see what's happening, and those three have to decide to wake up Demeter or help Teazer and Bomba. Tugger would probably help Bomba (duh!), Macavity wouldn't want to pour water on Demeter, and Jemi's just so sweet she wouldn't want to take sides so she just backs out slowly. Happy?!?!?!

Choose a non-ALW song to describe (2) and (3)s relationship.
Hmmm. Sisters from White Christmas

Love Polygon time! (Technically hexagon- who cares?) (1) discovers their mate, (4), doesn't love them anymore- they love (6). (6), however, secretly fancies (2). (2) proclaims their love for (3), but (3) and (5) are happily together, except (5) keeps on dreaming of (1)...
If they all went on Oprah, who would cry first?
Uh oh. I'm kinda scared of this one, but here goes. Tugger discovers his mate Macavity (nooooooooooooooo!!!!!! Macavity's not gay!!!!!!!!!!) doesn't love them anymore - he loves Jemima (uhh, isn't he a little old for her?). Jemima, however, secretly fancies Demeter (noooooo!! please not femslash!!!). Demeter proclaims her love for Bomba (they're SISTERS for gods sake!!!), but Bomba and Teazer are happily tgether (AHHHHHHHHH!!! i'm crying here!!), except Teazer keeps dreaming of Tugger (now that's normal for any queen). If they all went on Oprah, who would cry first. This is the stupidest thing ever but, I think either Deme or Jemi. Demeter's so freakin paranoid and Jemi's just so sweet and innocent (well, I guess not, judging by who she's in love with, according to this :0) Than Macavity would cry cuz he doesn't like seeing Deme upset, which would make Bomba cry (she kinda liks Mac), which would make Tugger cry cuz he doesn't like seeing Bomba upset, which would make Teazer cry cuz no one likes seeing Tugger cry. That was horrifing to write. Never make me do that again.

(4) is about to kill everyone on your list (don't ask why...). Who do they start with?
Macavity is about to kill everyone? He wouldn't do that!! He's to sweet ;)!!!! But, Tugger. Maccy wouldn't kill a Queen. Plus, Tugger can be very annoying.

Write Down Ten Random Characters.

1. Demeter

2.Bombalurina

3.Tugger

4.Etcetera

5.Victoria

6.Alonzo

7.Macavity

8.Pouncival

9.Mistoffelees

10.Jemima

Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Etcetera : H-hi Tuggie!! (giggle)

Tuger : (grin) Hey Cettie

Etcetera : (stares dreamily at Tugger)

Pouncival : Hey, I'm here too you know!

Tugger : Whatever pipsqueek

Pouncival : Tugger, would you join me in the kitchen for a minute?

Tugger : (shrug) Sure?

They walk into the kitchen. Pouncival closes the door.

Pouncival : (points at Tugger) Listen up 'Elvis'. Stop.Flirting. With. Cettie.

Tugger : Why? (he finally gets it) Oh boy! Someone's got a cru-ush!! Imma tell Cettie!

Pouncival : (picks up really big fork) Misa gonna kill you!!! (starts chasing Tugger)

Tugger screams like a girl and runs out of the kitchen, with Pounce chasing him. Etcetera watches the run out of her den.

Etcetera : Uhhhh...what just happened?

Me : Never mind. What's for desert?

You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

Me : Hmmm. Dem or Lonzi? Lonzi. Deffinatly.

Demeter : What? Why not me?!?! We could do makevers and talk about hot Toms!

Me : Well, number one, you used to date Macavity. He's mine. Number two, Lonzi is HOT!!!

Alonzo : Well Thank you

Me : (giggle) You're welcome. But, no offense, you're not as hot as Macavity. But you're still hot.

Alonzo : (shrugs) I can live with that. So, do you want me to order pizza?

Demeter : (sniffs) I can tell when I'm not wanted. Matbe I'll go back to Macavity.

Me : (tackles Demy) That's it!!!! You're dead!!! (beats Demy up)

Alonzo : Yay!! Queen fight!!

Me : (walks away from beaten up Demy, over to Alonzo) Sleepover!!

Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?!

Jemima : OMG!!! Bomby! You and MACAVITY!!!

Macavity : (pushes Bomba away) STOP KISSING ME!!! My heart belongs to Mana!(wipes off mouth) Yuck!

Bomba : (shrugs) Demeter broke up with him. He's available.

Macavity : NO I'M NOT!!!! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!

Jemima : (looks around nervously) But, what will Mana think?

Bomba : (freezes) Uh oh.

Me : (walks in and realizes what's goig on) MISA KILL BOMBA!!!! (starts chasing Bomba with knives)

Bomba : AHHHHHHHHH!! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Macavity : Yes, that's right. Fight for my love. I'll choose Mana anyway.

Me : (walks away from beaten up Bomba) All better (kisses Macavity)

Jemima : (slightly scared) Y-you seem to like beating up people...

Me : Yes. Yes I do. So unless you like my boyfriend and want a broken arm, you can leave now.

Jemima : (backs away slowly)

Three falls in love with Four. Eight is jealous. What happens?

Pounce : NOOOOOOOO!!! Not Cettie!!! WAAHHHHH!!

Cettie : Sorry Pounci. Tugger loves me. (sees Tugger kissing Cassandra) WHAT?!?!?!

Tugger : Sorry Cettie.

Cettie : (starts to cry)

Pounce : (puts arms around Cettie) It's okay. I love you.

Cettie : (sniffs) Thanks Pounci

Pounce : Just a sec Cettie. (walks over to Tugger and punches him. walks back to Cettie) There we go. (kisses Cettie)

Me : AWWWWW!!!

Tugger : Owww. That hurt!!

Me : Shadup. (punches Tugger, knocking him out)

Tugger : Catnip (passes out)

Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?

Me : AHHH!! Cettie, what are you doing?!?!

Cettie : I'm supposed to be a good little kitten, and I'm sick of it!!! (starts to beat me up)

Macavity, Jemima, and Bombalurina walk into the ally and see this happening.

Bomba : O. M. G!!!! Cettie, what the hell are you doing?!?!?!

Cettie : (punching me) I have anger issues, okay?

Macavity : (leaps foreward and throws Cettie away) Get away from my girlfriend, you brat!!!!

Me : Thank you. (kisses Macavity)

Jemima : (completely clueless) Wh-what just happened?

Bomba : (sighs) Nothing Jemmy. Just walk away.

One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?.

Demeter : So, first you chop the carrots. (picks up knife and sees Macavity) AHHH!! MACAVITY!!!!!!! (accidentaly cuts the tip of her tail off) WHAT THE HELL?!?!!?

Me and Macavity : (Lmao)

Jemima : EWWW!!! BLOOD!!

Tugger : Whatever. (kisses Bomba)

Viki : Uhh... no comment.

Lonz : What the hell!?!?! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Cettie : YUCK! YUCK! YUCK!

Pounce : What's so gross?

Misto : (fixes Demy's tail with his magic) All better?

Demeter : (nodds) Thanks Misto. (kisses his cheek

Me : OOOOO!!! What will Munku think? hehehe

Demeter : (faces me) Excuse me?

Fifteen minutes later... I am beat up, Macavity is rushing me to the ER, Jemima Cettie, and Viki are barfing, Misto is trying frantically to make them stop barfing, Bomba and Demy are gossiping, Tugger is flirting (shocker), and Pounce and Lonz are waiting to comfort the barfing Queens. That was fun.

Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

Tugger : I'm NOT gay. No matter how much you writers like to make me gay, I'm not. Cettie, come over here

Cettie : Yes Tuggie? (batts eyelashes)

Tugger : (hold arms open) Marry me?

Cettie : YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tugger : (a little scared) O-okay. (kisses Cettie)

Cettie : EEEEEEP!!! (faints)

Tugger : That went well

Everyone is invited to Two and Seven's wedding except for Eight? How does Eight react?

Pounce : WHAT THE HELL?!?!? I'm not invited to my best friend's wedding?!?!?!

Cettie : Sorry Pounce, but I didn't want you to kill Tugger.

Pounce : TUGGER?!?! YOU'RE MARRYING TUGGER?!?!?!

Cettie : Uh oh. Uh... sorry?

Pounce : WAHHHHH!!! I thought you loved meeeeee!!!

Cettie : Bomba, help!!

Bomba comes over and kisses Pounce.

Pounce : Uh... why was I crying? Nevermind. (starts making out with Bomba)

Bomba : Well, at least Mana can't beat me up for making out with Pounce. I should just enjoy this. (kisses Pounce back)

I walk over and look at what's happening.

Me : How did this happen? YOU are marrying Tugger, when everyone thoug Bomba would. And Bomba is now Pounce's girlfriend when everyone thought you would be!!! Did I miss something?

Cettie : Uh... no?

Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Alonzo : Uh... because he nearly KILLED me at the Ball?!?!?!

Macavity : (shrugs) And that proves what? Oh, and what's this I heard about you and my girlfriend having a sleepover? Hmmm?

Alonzo : Uhhh.. what do you mean?

Macavity : You know very well what I mean! Nothing happened, did it? You better not have kissed her!!!!!!

Alonzo : Uh... (runs away with Macavity chasing him)

Me : Yay!! Two Toms are fighting over MEEEEE!!!

Bomba : So what? Happens all the time with me.

Me : (punches Bomba) Don't ruin my moment!

Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding? What happens and why were they late?

Tugger : Really Misto? Being late for your best friend's wedding?

Misto : Sorry it's just, Jemi and I were walking and I fell into a ditch, and she tried to get me out and she fell in, than this Pollicle comes along and I zapped it and IT fell in. Than Jemi kissed me and now I'm here.

Cettie : How'd you get out?

Misto : We climbed on the Pollicle and it was high enough that we could climb out.

Tugger : Suuurrreee. So, you and Jemi?

Misto : Yep.

Tugger : You like her?

Misto : Yep

Tugger : You gonna marry her?

Misto : Tugger!!!!!

Cetti : Okay, how'd this get to be about you and Jemi?!?!?! This is me and Tugger's wedding!

Misto : Sorry Cettie. By the way, I really don't like that collar on you.

Cettie : Oh, you wanna go sparklebutt?!?!!?

Misto : Bring it on cupcake!!!!

5 minutes later... Misto is beaten up very badly, Tugger and Cettie are married and Jemi is trying to revive Misto.

Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?

Misto murdered Demeter to get back at Bomba for pouring honey in his magic sparkle dust.

Bomba : NOOOOOOOOO!!! WHY THE HELL DID YOU MURDER MY SISTER?!?!?!?!?!

Misto : Haha. That'll teach you to ruin my sparkle dust!

Me : Ohhhh! Munku is gonna kick your butt!!!

Misto : Uh oh. Maybe I should've thought this through.

Me : Yeeaahh. I wouldn't want to be you.

Misto : Eeeep.

Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?

Alonzo and Demeter are being attacked by Pollicles, Macavity, and a very annoyed Mana.

Alonzo : Don't worry Demeter!!! I'll save you!!! (scoops up Demeter and carries her away)

Me : Well, what do you expect? They were together at the Ball.

Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?

Pounci : I'm soooo hungry!! (looks at Tugger and takes out a fork and knife)

Tugger : (slightly freaked out) P-pounce? W-what are you d-doing?

Pounci : (grins sinisterly)

1 hour later... Pounci is full and Tugger is no where to be found. No, Pounci didnt eat him. Though he hates him, he is not a cannibal. Pounci was going to eat the bark off the tree behind Tugger an Tugger, thinking Pounci was going to eat hm, ran away.

Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do?

Misto : How's my favorite sister doin'?

Viki : cough. Well, I have a broken arm, two broken legs, and serious head trauma. But, other than that, I'm great.

Misto : (completely clueless) Awesome!!! So, here's an update. Dem and Lonz are kinda together, Pounce and Bomba are still together, me and Jemi are dating, and Cettie and Tugger are still married.

Viki : Yeah, Cettie and Tugger won't last.

Jemima comes in.

Jemima : Hi Viki! And, how's my boyfriend?

Misto : Great! (starts making out with Jemi)

Viki : Ohhh gross!!!! Spare me, please!!!

Me : Now you know how we all feel when you kiss Plato.

Viki : (sticks tounge out)

Me : hehehe

The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?

Viki was sooooooooo wrong. Tugger and Cetti are still happily married.

Pounci : Booo!!

Me, Tugger and Cettie : SHUT UP!!!! NOBODY ASKED YOU!!!

Pounci : Okay, okay. At least I have Bomba. (he and Bomba start making out)

The rest of us : EWWWWWWWWW!!!

5 econds later... Pounci and Bomba are still making out, Tugger and Cettie are making out, Demeter and Alonzo are making out, Misto and Jemi are making out, me and Macavity are making out, and Viki is still stuck with many broken limbs and severe head trauma

Viki : Why am I the only one who doesn't have someone on this list?

Me : (stops kissing Macavity for a few seconds) Cause I don't like you.

Viki : sniff

95% of teens would panic if Edward Cullen was on a 250 foot building about to jump. Copy this if you are one of the 5% who brought popcorn, a chair, and shouted "DO A FLIP!" (die die die!!!!! hehehehe!!!!)

95 percent of teens would cry if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this EVERYWHERE if you are in the 5 that would shout "Jump idiots!!" (except Nick. He's hot!!)

CATS ROCK MY SOCKS! If you think cats (The Musical) is awesome, copy this to your profile. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

Fill in character #5 first- makes it easier

No character should be listed twice

You must answer the question, even if you are disgusted.

Delete the previous person's answers, fill in your own, and copy into your profile

Name of book/movie: CATS

1. female character: Demeter

2. another female character: Bombalurina

3. Character with gender opposite yours: Alonzo

4. Another character with gender opposite yours: Tugger

5. favorite character: Macavity

6. male character: Munkustrap

7. character with your gender: Cassandra

8. another male character: Mistoffelees

9. another character with your gender: Rumpleteazer

10. any other character: Mungojerrie

Now answer these questions:

1. Have you read a 5/10 fic before?

No. Thank God. My Maccy is NOT gay.

you think 3 is hot? How Hot?

Hell yeah!!!!!

3.What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

Uhhhh...that would totally happen and it wouldn't really be weird.

you recall any good fics about nine?

A few

5.Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

No no no HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

6. 4/8 or 4/9?

Tugger and Teazer. Desite myfanfic about them, I don't support MistoxTugger.

7.What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?

Oh dear. She would try to kill Lonzi, until he revealed it wasll a prank.

8.Make summary of at least 20 words for a 6/2 fic.

Demeter gets killed by a Pollicle and Bomba goes to comfort Munku. As they talk, they realize that when she's not flirting and when he's not being as dull as a block of wood, they have a lot in common. Then Munku kisses her!! DUN DUN DUUUN!

there such a thing as a 4/10 romance story?

No way in hell.

10. Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic.

Every Time We Touch

11.What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted 1?

Hmmmmm. Dem and Munku broke up, Tugger falls for her, and asks Munku how to impress her. OHH OHH!! Possible future fanfic people!!!

12. Does anyone on your friends list read 7 and 9 slash?

Not as far as I know. Hopefully not.

13.If you wrote a songfic for number ten, what song would you use?

All Night Long (I can totally see him singing that at the Ball!)

What's Your Warriors Name?

What's Your Villain Name? (Take the first half of your favorite character's name and the last half of your least favorite character).

Jaywing

What's Your Kittypet Name? (Take your favorite warriors name and mix the letters up).

Miostara (mix of Mothwing, Firestar, and Sandstorm)

What's Your Suicidal Warriors Name? (Your favorite forest animal plus dark).

Darkdeer

4) What's Your Half-Clan Name? (Take something to do with one clan and add something to do with the other clan).

Darkwater (ShadowClan and RiverClan)

5) What's Your Rogue Name? (First Random object you think of).

Blondie (even I don't know)

The warrior name the website gave me.

Rainmask

What would be your warrior name?

Cloudberry

What would be your kits' name?

Thrushkit/paw/song, Swiftkit/paw/dawn, Poppykit/paw/breeze, Brackenkit/paw/flower, and Featherkit/paw/stream

What would be you deputy's name?

Iceleaf

What would be you mate's name?

Sunwhisker

What clan would you be in?

ShadowClan

Sister's name?

Rosethorn

Brother's name?

Jaggedstrike

1. How did you get one of your scars? My Akita biting my face when I was 2, falling down a hill on rollar blades and having a stick go throught my knee and falling off the side of a boat, getting my arm caught on the cleat.

2. What is on the walls in your room? butterfly wallpaper, a sign that says Emma, a painting of a silver tabby, a seal point siamese, and a tuxedo cat, two cat calenders, two painted tiles with fairies on them

3. Do you snore, grind your teeth, or talk in your sleep? talk and snore

4. What type of music do you listen to? Broadway, jazz, opera, classical, "Oldies"

5. Do you know what time you were born? No.

6. What do you want more than anything right now? For my sore throat to go away before my voice lesson, which is in 17 minutes

7. What do you miss? My bestestest guy friend, Noah. I only have one class with him, and that's on day 1's :(

8. What is your most prized possession(s)? my pets, and all of my stuff

10. Do you get claustrophobic? Never.

11. Do you get scared of the dark? After watching Crime programs or horror movies

12. The last person that made you cry? Me

13. What is your favourite perfume for a girl? Something that smells warm, like cinnamon or some sort of spice

14. What kind of hair/eye colour do you like on the same and opposite sex? Eye color

15. Where can you see yourself being proposed to? At a showing of Cats

16. Coffee or energy drink? Coffee!!!!!!!!!!!!

17. What is your favourite pizza topping? sausage

18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be? Some pot roast that is in my fridge with some cider vinegar

21. What was the first meaningful gift you ever received? How am I supposed to know?

22. Do you like anybody? Yes

23. Are you double jointed? Somewhat

24. Favourite clothing brand? Guess

26. Do you have a pet? Yes

27. What kind is it? Two cats.

28. Would you fall in love knowing that the person was leaving? Yes

29. What is the best way to tell someone how much they mean to you? singing it or texting it

30. Write a number from one to a hundred: 71

31. Blonds or brunettes? Brunettes

32. What is the one number you call most often? Probably my best friend's.

33. What annoys you most? My parents

34. Have you been out of the USA? Yes

35. Your weaknesses? Animal abuse

36. Met anyone famous? Yes. Idina Menzel, Joey Macentire, Karen Allen, Seth Glier and Ryan Hommel, and Natalie McMasters

37. First job? None.

38. Ever made a prank call? No.

40. What were you doing before you filled this out? Watching Say Yes to the Dress

41. Have you ever had surgery? Not that I can remember.

42. What do you get complimented about most? My intelligence and my skin

43. Have you ever had braces? Never.

44. What do you want for your birthday? Money. Or Sephora gift cards

45. How many kids do you want? One or two.

46. Were you named after someone? Yes. One of my grandmas and my great grandma

47. Do you wish on stars? All the time

49. What kind of shampoo do you use? It varies.

50. Do you like your handwriting? Yes. But everyone thinks it's too small

51. What is your favourite lunch meat? Ham

52. Any bad habits? biting my nails

53. What CD are you most embarrassed to have on your shelf? A disney karaoke i used to use

54. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? Uhh... not sure

56. Do looks matter? Yes. Very much so.

57. How do you release anger? Screaming and singing

58. Where is your second home? Thousands of kilometres away.

60. What was your favourite toy as a child? A little plastic TinkerBell

61. How many numbers do you have on your cell phone? A lot

62. Were you a fan of Barney as a kid? No.

63. Do you use sarcasm? Yup.

64. Mashed potatoes or Macaroni cheese? Mashed Potatoes.

65. What do you look for in a guy/girl? Sense of Humor, Kindness, Sensitivity

66. What are your nicknames? Em, Mana, Miss Maniac, Emmie, Emmel, Memma

68. What's your favourite television show? America's Got Talent, Golden Girls, and Grey's Anatomy, Law and Order SVU

69. What was your actual SAT score? We don't have SAT tests, for goodness sake.

70. What's your favourite ice-cream flavour? Hunk Chunka PB Fudge

71. Do you have all your fingers and toes? Yes.

72. When was the last time you worked out? Yesterday.

73. Did you notice there was no question 64? There is a question 64, but there's no question 39.

74. What's the fastest you've gone in a car? 85, I think.

75. Do you want everyone to answer these questions? Yes

76. What are you listening to? A TLC advertisement

77. Last thing you drank? Crystal Light Fruit Punch

78. Last person you talked to on the phone? My dad

79. What's the first thing you noticed in the opposite and same sex? Eye Color

80. Favourite thought-provoking song? I can Wait and Breakaway

81. Favourite thing to hate? People who hate Cats

82. Favourite month of the year? October

83. Favourite zodiac sign? Virgo.

85. What is your hair colour? dark gold-brown with auburn highlights

86. Eye colour? Brown. Lighter in the middle, near my pupil, and striated and ringed with darker.

89. Favourite fast food restaurant? McDonalds

90. Do you like sushi? Yes.

91. Last thing you watched? Say Yes to the Dress

92. Favourite day of the year? Halloween

93. Play any musical instruments? Violin and Piano

94. Republican or Democrat? I. Don't. Care.

95. Kisses or hugs? kisses

96. Relationships or one night stands? Relationships.

97. What was the last thing you bought? lunch at school

98. What kind of car do you have? I'm too young to drive.

99. What book are you reading? Still Life with Crows. It's amazing, read it!

100. Describe your love life: What is this strange thing you speak of? It does not exist.

List 10 CATS characters

1. Macavity

2. Munkustrap

3. Cassandra

4. Mistoffelees

5. Plato

6. Bombalurina

7. Admetus

8. Victoria

9. Electra

10. Jemima

10) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Uhh. I actually have no clue. Maybe Victoria?

11) You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you chose?

OMG!!! SUCH A BIG DECISSION!!! NOT!!! Of course I'd choose Maccy!! No offense to Boma but I'm in love with Maccy and Bomba annoys me sometimes.

12) 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why?

Uh, to flirt with him? It's a known fact that Jem and Misto have a crush on eachother!

13) Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens?

There's a riot and Cass ends up in the ER cause I joined the riot and I HATE her!!!

16) 10 gathers everyone around to tell them a fairy tale. How does it go?

It's about a magical fairy who has such a pretty singing voice that everyone loves her. Than she falls in love with a wizard but he's in love with a snowflake fairy and than she cries. For three days. Than she gets her friend to help. Her friends are a hyper unicorn made of sugar, an angry girl elf who hates most everyone, and a piece of cheese. She wins the wizard's heart and everyone is happy, except for the snowflake fairy who got incinerated by the angry hyper unicorn's fire breath.

18) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

Plato and Lec get roaring drunk and end up at my house? Well, first I hide my spare key another place other than in the door. Second I party with them. Except I get drunk on soda.

19) 3,8,6 and 4 all go to the zoo for 8's birthday party. How does it go? What presents do they get 8?

Cassandra, Victoria, Bomba, and Misto all go to the zoo for Victoria's birthday party. Cassandra gets her a new collar studded with blue crystals to match her eyes, Bomba gets her the first copy of Bomba's new book, How to Get Your Tom, and Misto gets her a magical CD that plays Viki's favorite music to dance to.

20) Everyone gets together and starts protesting something outside of your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

They are protesting my love for Macavity. Everyone but Maccy's protesting. I use Maccy's magic to make them all do the Macaraina and I make Munkustrap obay every order that I give him.

24) 5 is trapped in a cave. 10 comes to rescue them. What happens?

Plato is trapped and Jemima comes to rescue him. They get lost trying to get out, end up falling in love after Jemima jumps off a cliff with Plato and figures out she can fly. Than they turn into turtles because the cave gave Plato magic powers and he has no idea how the hell to use them.

25) 3 starts a day camp. What happens?

Cassandra starts a day camp. Hmmm. She forces all the kitten to do chores while she flirts with all the Toms who come.

26) 4,6, and 7 are doing the Hokey-Pokey. 8 walks in. What happens?

Misto, Bomba, and Admetus are doing the Hokey-Pokey. Victoria walks in and startes to laugh. She keeps laughing and laughing. They try to stop her from laughing, but she doesn't. She ends up dieing from a laughing fit.

27) 1 starts to write a story where 9 and 10 are going out. What is 2's reaction?

Macavity starts to write a story where Jemima and Electra are going out. Munkustrap's reaction is to get me. I slap Macavity silly until he snaps out of it. He admits he hasen't slept in days and drank way to much coffee with way too much sugar. Everyone forgives him.

28) 7 makes an apple pie. Is it any good?

Admetus makes an apple pie. It is very good and he starts randomly spazzing out.

My OC's

Name - Zera

Gender - Queen

Parents - Munkustrap and Demeter

Siblings - none

Age - young kitten about Jemima's age

Appearence - She resembles both of her parents. She is a black and gold tabby with very small white paws. Her legs have black stripes going to the left and gold stripes going to the right. her arms have black stripes going to the right and gold stripes going to the left. She has black and gold stripes criss-crossing in a sort of 'X' pattern on her chest and a thin black stripe across her waist.

Her face is cream with black and gold stripes coming in from her headfur. Her eyebrows are sort of low with two wings off the far end. Her eyes are two different colors. Her right eye is hazel and her left eye is bright blue. Her eyes are shadowed in warm chestnut brown and lined heavily in black. Her lips are a bright scarlet-red and lined thinly in black.

Her headfur is mostly gold, with some stripes of black. The design is iddentical to her fathers. It is slightly fluffy and quite spikey like her mothers.

Personality - She can be very paranoid, quite like her mother, when there's a warning about Macavity. Which she usually gives. She also has an urge to protect other cats in the Tribe, especially the elderly ones and the kittens. Especially her friends.

She flirts a little, but in very descreet ways, not at all like her aunt.

She has a pretty nice singing voice, but is not the most graceful dancer.

Nicknames - Ze and Zer

Mate - none yet

Name - Rae

Gender - Queen

Age - Kitten

Parents - Electra and Mistoffelees

Siblings - Shia and Zeus

Appearence - The base color of her fur is pure white, but it is mostly covered with chestnut hatching. It goes over most of her body and turnes to almost solid chestnut on her arm warmers and leg warmers.

Her face is light chestnut with spikey whiskers, like her mother. She has a small black stripe on her chin, that goes halfway to her mouth. Her eyes are gold with very dark lashes. Her eyebrows are quite high and have small wings all along them. Her eyes are shadowed with light gold, almost matching her skin tone. Her lips are a rosy pink-red and are lined thinly in black.

Her headfur is completely black and short and silky like her fathers.

Personality - She is very friendly and outgoing. She can be prone to unnecisary hyperness and when she's hyper, she will sneeze pink dust. Her powers ,much like her fathers, are not that easy to controll and she does occasionally zap people by accident.

She uses her powers to flirt with the Tomkits. They enjoy watching her practice.

She dances very well, and has a decent singing voice.

Nicknames - none

Mate - none yet