A/N: Okies, I got the idea of writing this from various fanfics around. Surely interviewing a couple of Jellicles could prove to be interesting, right?
I shall call the interviewer… Blaze. I know, I'm hopeless! :P
The first few questions are ones that I've been asked but lets ask the… not-so-professionals. Yes, some of the cats may not be in this but I'll try my best to… convince them to join us.
Disclaimer: Must I write this disclaimer? Isn't it obvious already?
*A group of Jellicles appear to be sitting around some kind of table, two of them are sitting on the beanbags provided but the rest gave up on trying to stay on it. A young human girl runs towards them and clears her throat.*
Blaze: Hello everyone, my name is Blaze. Today I have been lucky enough to get the opportunity to interview some of our favourite Jellicles…
Coricopat: What do you mean by that? You lured us into this strange room and locked us in, only leaving us with three bowls of water and a few sandwich crusts.
Blaze: Erm… (looks around nervously)
Jemima: Excuse me, but there was more Cori. It's just that Tugger was here first and he ate all the tuna out of them.
Coricopat: well, I apologise then.
Blaze: Okay, forward on!
*Everyone looks around wondering what happens next, with the exception the Rum Tum Tugger who happens to be asleep*
Blaze: So… (opens up envelope) The first question is for Bombalurina.
Bombalurina: Yes?
Blaze: This is from Sylvia,
"How do you deal with Tugger's ignorance? I mean, wouldn't you just give up on him after all that time?"
Bombalurina: Well, he does love me. It's just that he needs his space and I respect that. I wouldn't want him to just be stuck to me every second of the day. Okay, I wouldn't mind it too much.
Blaze: Good answer… I think?
Bombalurina: Happy to help. (smiles then receives a kick in the stomach from Tugger) You little bast-
Coricopat: Bomba! Language, there are kittens present.
Bombalurina: (clutching stomach) Sorry, forgot.
Jemima: Are you okay, Bombalurina?
Bombalurina: Yeah, I guess.
Blaze: (clears throat)
Cori, Bomba and Jem: Sorry.
Blaze: Next question is for Tugger. Erm… Tugger?
*Everyone looks towards the Maine Coon who is still fast asleep, all try various methods of waking him up without actually touching him. Jemima says Tugger repetitively, Coricopat knocks against the wooden table while Quaxo just sits there doing his cute little ear scratch*
Blaze: Can someone please wake him up already?
Bombalurina: Happy to oblige. (kicks Tugger in his stomach)
Quaxo: You could've just shaken him awake.
Bombalurina: This was more effective. (watches Tugger groan and struggle to get up)
Tugger: What was that for?
Bombalurina: Karma.
Blaze: Well… I can say it worked at least.
Tugger: Wait! Who is SHE? (points towards Blaze)
Blaze: Well, 'she' happens to be the one who gave you the free food that you so happily took!
Tugger: Yeah whatever…
Jemima: Tugger.
Tugger: Yes, cutie pie?
Jemima: (giggles) How did you come here?
Tugger: Well it began with…
Blaze: WAIT!
Jellicles: What?
Blaze: We have a schedule!
Quaxo: Does that mean we get to go soon?
Blaze: Not really… I just wanted to get your attention.
Coricopat: You could have gone with telling us to pay attention, it would have saved more time.
Blaze: (stares at Coricopat for a few seconds) Yeah alright.
Tugger: So why was I woken up from my hotness sleep.
Quaxo: (whispers to Cori) More like beauty sleep (both laugh)
Blaze: This is an interview. You have questions to answer!
Tugger: Yeah, it's probably all requests to go out with me. (smirks)
Blaze: Whatever (Rolls eyes)
Bombalurina: I'm sorry Tugger. (rests her head on Tugger's shoulder)
Blaze: Okay… question for Tugger from Faye,
"OMEC! I LUVZ YOU!
Sorry for the fractured English, I had to say that! I wanted to ask two questions, will you go out with me? I love you soooo much! Also, how do you keep your mane so awesome?
Oxoxoxoxox
Faye!"
Tugger: Told ya! Well, I'm sorry because I haven't seen you before so I can't say yes to the first question but I can answer the second one. My mane is just naturally admirable. It's a feature that only hot, striking cats can have and I'm the only one who does! (fluffs up mane)
Coricopat: Or any non-mutated Maine Coons.
Tugger: (ignores Cori)
Quaxo: (under breath) Egotistic Maine Coon.
Coricopat: (Smirks)
Jemima: Excuse me Quaxo.
Quaxo: Yes?
Jemima: What does egotistic mean?
Quaxo: Erm… (everyone stares at him)
Blaze: Okay. Tugger, your question is answered. Next one. (opens another envelope) This one is for Coricopat.
Coricopat: May I ask whom it is from?
Blaze: Erm… (shuffles in beanbag nervously)
Coricopat: Yes?
Blaze: So I'll read it out.
"Dear Coricopat,
I was wondering how you and Tantomile are different. I know you are it is just that I…"Blaze: (drops letter) Oh great…
Jemima: (picks it up and walks over to her) Here you…
Quaxo: (snatches letter) Hehehe
*Jemima starts to plead for forgiveness from Blaze, Tugger and Bomba are in a corner asleep while Quaxo reads to letter to himself*
Quaxo: Hey Cori. You've gotta read this! (walks over)
Blaze: (Runs up and does a flying tackle and the two start wrestling for it. The sound wakes up Tugger again)
Tugger: Catfight… well almost! (laughs along with Bombalurina)
Bombalurina: Yes honey, I see it.
*Quaxo emerges from the mini pile holding up the letter before he is pulled down again by Blaze, she runs off with it until he turns into Mistoffelees and tries to scare her but instead…*
Mistoffelees: Oops!
Blaze: Urgh. Blufindighet
Tugger: (rests a hand on Misto's shoulder) Didn't your mother ever tell you not to electrocute the interviewer? (sighs)
Mistoffelees: I didn't mean to!
Coricopat: It's already happened. Let's just hope that there isn't any serious burns…
Blaze: (skipping around, twirling a pink umbrella) Oh how I like to be beside the seaside… tra lalalala
Coricopat: Or permanent brain damage.
Jemima: Um… Blaze?
Blaze: (continues skipping) We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful Wizard of Oz.
Bombalurina: (hits her up the back of the head)
Coricopat: Should I even ask?
Mistoffelees: No.
Blaze: (lies unconscious on ground, right leg twitching)
Bombalurina: I was trying to knock some sense into her.
Jemima: I'm not too sure if it worked.
Bombalurina: At least she'll wake up somewhat normal again.
Mistoffelees: I doubt that. She locked us in a room for the Everlasting Cat's sake!
Bombalurina: True, true.
*The Jellicles decide after about twenty minutes to leave her and enjoy their free time, not knowing how long it would last. Mistoffelees was amusing Jemima with a few tricks while Coricopat sat there watching half-heartedly. Tugger and Bombalurina went back to sleeping in their little Jellicle pile.*
A/N: I just wanted to ask if you could send in some questions to be featured in the fic. All questions would be appreciated very much.