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 Author has written 14 stories for Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, RENT, and Phantom of the Opera. E-hem. This account of pure geniusness was created for two reasons. 1. So my friends wouldn't nag me about updating the fics on my other account. 2. As a little tribute to A Penguin Named Jim, the most amazing author ever. MOST of these fics are written in A Penguin Named Jim's style and MOST of these fics are gonna be RENT. In order to convince you to read my fanfics, I will write a miniature fic under this sentance. Here I go: Once upon a time, Mark and Collins were getting a beer. Suddenly, Benny burst in through the door. "JC PENNY IS HAVING A SUPER SALE!" he squeeled. Immedietly, the three of them ran to JC Penny and bought the whole store. The End. AND NOW FOR A MUSICAL!!!! LALALALALALALA!ooh a penny! FANFCITON DOT NET HATES ME!!! YAAAAAY!!! |
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The Phantom of the Notepad by Consulting Timelady reviews
What would happen if Christine forced Erik to work on his penmanship by only writing stuff down instead of talking? We shall find out. Definetly OOC, and rated T just in case.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 35 - Words: 16,924 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/23/2012 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Complete
50 Things that will surely get you killed by Consulting Timelady reviews
Title says it all. They will be played out by different people. If you want to be in one, put a breif discription of your personality and your name.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,387 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Erik
Red Silk Dressing Gown by CornGold reviews
The Doctor and the Master have a brief discussion concerning the Doctor's clothing. Slash; Five/Ainley!Master; set in either of their TARDISes at some undetermined point after the episode "Black Orchid."
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2009 - 5th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Sound of Loneliness by Nivalis reviews
“Can you feel it? Can you hear it? The sound of drums, the sound of madness?” the Master asks, and so the Doctor begins to hear them.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 350 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Little Monster Boy by IrishRoulette reviews
A little shy, and sad of eye, but very wise was he.--Nat King Cole. A look into the early life of Walter J. Kovacs, and the impact of his babysitter who saw him as more than just a whoreson. No romance here.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,011 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Awkward Stage by xXSummerXx reviews
what would happen if, after Erik died, his spirit got transported to another body? what if the origional owner of the body was still alive inside it? what if the origional owner of the body was a fourteen year old girl from our time? not a mary-sue!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,976 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008
Blessed Silence by MaelstromsButterfly reviews
What if the end of 'The Year That Never Was' went differently. My idea of the ending I would have liked to have seen. Still a character death though.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/15/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Erik Who? by Kelsismom reviews
Epilogue up. Come see! MODERN DAY Retelling ALW&Kay. Takes place inside the movie. Inspired by the premise of the tv show Samantha Who? How will a head injury change the course of Erik and Christine's future? EC eventually
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 178,370 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/7/2009 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Erik, Christine
How Lord Andy Stole Christmas by Frenchie-chan reviews
Every Phan down in Phan-ville wanted Erik's Phantom filmed a lot. But Lord Andy, who lived just north of Phan-ville, DID NOT! A POTO/Grinch parody. Merry Christmas!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Complete
Unrequited Dreams by LePhantomessa reviews
A poem in Erik's POV on his feelings after Christine leaves. Is very long, but worth the read, I think. Also my first published bit on . Please R&R, thanks. Rated T for safety.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Erik - Complete
Erik and Daroga by DarkXLightxmagique reviews
Daroga paying his weekly visit to Erik....Raoul is dead, and Erik is an emo-gangsta that likes pop music that is unheard of by the Americans...beware...and enjoy....If you want, I can make more chapters...and better ones, too. Just R&R, please.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Erik, Persian/Daroga - Complete
An Alternative Ending by LameBicycle98 reviews
The Phantom asks why, and Christine promptly tells him.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/1/2008 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Acceptance by MissFuneralSong reviews
If the Master had lived, had travelled with the Doctor, would he have regarded his situation with contempt...or something else? Drabbly with a whiff of implied MasterDoctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2008 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
101 Things I Will Not Do In Erik's Lair by A Laughing Fish reviews
What it says on the tin - 101 things that no man, woman, or child should ever do while in Erik's lair. If you want more of this, just give me some suggestions!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,125 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Erik - Complete
Heart Shaped Box by Phantom-Phreak-454 reviews
In the year 2020, Evelyn Lilkinson works for the SOMDA - Study for Mental Disorders Agency. When the agency brings the Phantom of the Opera in to be studied, what will happen to this quiet, gentle girl? R & R, please and thanks!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Erik
On The Phandom by A Laughing Fish reviews
Not really about PotO, but more about the Phans. Enjoy. XD
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Complete
My Bleeding Heart by smgirl reviews
REVISED! This is a poem inspired by Erik.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 129 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Erik - Complete
Lived At Last by rezdiva reviews
At long last Erik discovers that one single moment with his love is worth living for all he has suffered throughout his entire life.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Red Death's Final Tears by x-Sepent-Dragon-x reviews
A Poem About Erik Just Before He Dies, After His Visit To The Persian
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Erik, Persian/Daroga - Complete
Monsieur, I Have Lived by MissGabriellaXIII reviews
A tentative little poem...Erik on his deathbed, talking about his life in general.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Erik - Complete
The Face of a Monster by SiriuslySupernatural reviews
A sad little poem about the Phantom
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Complete
Behind It All by SiriuslySupernatural reviews
Just a poem 'bout Erik that I wrote late one night.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 82 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Complete
Christine's mask by SunlightShining reviews
Don't know where this one came from. BookALW influences, AU for noncannonness. Christine finds a way to get Erik to unmask himself. Nosey Christine, Darkfluff, CE, rated for descriptivness and very minor swearing, Unmasked Erik is love.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,330 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Erik, Christine
Lost to the World by Daroga reviews
A conversation between Erik and Nadir. Nadir convinces Erik to try to find a real job. Reviews loved.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Persian/Daroga, Erik - Complete
Closure by MadMar reviews
Erik is dead. These three words force Nadir Khan to reflect over those he has lost and come to terms with his emotions. Fearing madness, Nadir must will himself to believe there is something to live for.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Erik, Persian/Daroga - Complete
Soul's Somber Suffering by RainsPhantom reviews
Erik's reflective thoughts before his passing. First shot at poetry...meh...R&R please. Let me know if my poetry skills are mediocre!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 219 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Erik - Complete
It's Not My Fault by LisalikesPhantom reviews
here's another poem...a serious kind. not to worry, the kind like the previous won't ever come across this website again :D
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Erik - Complete
True Beauty by My-Lover-Gren-Gren reviews
Just thought i'd wright a poem for Erik, 'cause people miss trated him when he was only an angel, one who wore a mask... Please R&R thanking you :
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Erik - Complete
Empty Rooms by Kat097 reviews
A short poem of what happens in a house on a lake.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Erik - Complete
Erik by ACleverName reviews
Very old poem I've cleaned up for general consumption. Drugs, Christine, angst, Kayuniverse.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 417 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Hu Gardarn by Blue Yeti reviews
aka. Knurd. Lies are very troublesome things. Especially for Julius Root, exCommander of the LEP. Lies have a habit of getting in the way of his life, destroying it. But they're everywhere. [HollyRoot]
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,438 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Julius R., Grub K.
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The fantastic juggling Octopus reviews
Join your favorite Harry Potter characters as they encounter new and amazing things! Such as a small group of idiotic schoolgirls, several charges of Pedophilia, a Wizard with a taste for revenge, and the REAL motives of Albus Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12/7/2010
PHANTY! reviews
Raoul pesters Erik with stupidity, Erik goes on adventures, etc
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 5,826 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Erik
A lovers adventure reviews
ERIK MEETS A PERFECT WOMAN! Over and over and over again......And each time she's PERFECT! PERFECT I TELL YOU! PERFECT! It's a parody
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Erik
Kyrie reviews
Christine begins to feel upset about Erik's EMONESS. So to remedy this, she gets him a girlfriend! But Christine makes a TRADIIIIIC mistake and Eriks new lover is killed! So she buys him another one. AND THAT ONE IS KILLED TOO! BUT THE THIRD ONE LIVES!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 289 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Erik
And one day, Root exploded reviews
An accurate documentary on what events occured in chute E37 on the fateful day that Julius Root was 'sploded.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Julius R., Holly S.
Harry Potter and the laws of insanity reviews
One day, Harry presses an evil button that engulfs the universe in a reality where toast equals 76 and the laws of pyshics are nothing more than a small pile of Ostrich barf.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/27/2008 - Published: 9/10/2007
Bennys mistake reviews
Benny has been getting older lately and he can't bear the stress of age. However, when a solution finally comes to him, he finds out that youth isn't everything its cracked up to be.
RENT - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 113 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Benny C. - Complete
Peace and Quiet reviews
Root goes crazy! oneshot
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Julius R.
Unbreakable Love reviews
Maureen and Joanne have loved eachother their entire lives, and now they're proving how strong of a bond they have by changing themselves for the other.
RENT - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 73 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
A Lost Friend reviews
Roger makes a new friend and ends up liking him more than Mark. Little did he know that this crushed Mark on the inside. What will Mark do to get over the sting of rejection?
RENT - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 60 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Complete
The Betrayal reviews
Collins betrays Mark.
RENT - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Bennys death reviews
Bennys death comes to him very suddenly and Mark witnesses it. What will Mark do? How will he feel? If you want to know, read the damn fic!
RENT - Rated: K - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Benny C., Mark C. - Complete
Rogers Head reviews
A tragedy befalls dear Roger.
RENT - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Roger D., Mark C. - Complete
The joys of life reviews
Oneshot. Root gets locked in a closet.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Julius R., Holly S. - Complete
