Once upon a time, in a far off land, there lived a mango named Benny.

Benny was a happy mango and he was married to another mango named Roger. They had three beautiful mango children named Angel, Collins, and Maureen.

However, despite his happy life, Benny the mango had a problem. He was getting old! And as everyone knows, an old mango is hardly a mango at all!

To remedy this horror, Benny decided that he would consume his three mango children, Angel, Collins, and Maureen.

After consuming his three mango children, Roger went into a spiraling depression and became a homicidal, bisexual, taxicab driver from Michigan.

They all lived horribly ever after.