It's been so long since I've written a fanfiction. It feels good to do it again.

NOTE: THERE WILL BE NO REAL ROMANCE IN THIS.


Sarah was an average girl going to a shitty school, with many loser friends. She was short, blond and always wore a hat. At the current moment in time, she was sitting at lunch, being bored and looking down at her cup of noodles. It was a terrible lunch.

"UGH! These noodles taste like underwear!" Sarah bellowed (wow. I'm not ten sentences into this fic, and I've already made an underwear joke)

Her friend, Michal, rolled her eyes.

"Y'know Sarah, SOME people don't have lunches. Like Phoebe or me." Michal said. (Michal: Red-head, freckly, always wears plaid. Kind of a bitch)

Sarah giggled at Michals pain. Phoebe howled like some sort of horrible monkey.

horrible...horrible...MONKEY...

"GIVE ME SOME NOODLES, SARAH I AM SO HUNGRY. GAH!" Phoebe howled again. (Phoebe: Small, blond, loud. Obsessed with Pandas)

Sarah held her noodles farther away from Phoebe and she accidentally spilled them all over her other friend, Audrey. Audrey shreiked.

"HEY! DON'T GET YOUR NOODLES ON MEEEEE!" Audrey said. (Audrey: short hair, glasses, busty. Always had her Laptop with her)

"WILL ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT UP AND EAT!" snapped Selena, the scary friend.

Everyone instantly quieted down. Even though Selena was the smallest, she was certainly the most frightening. And for a while, everything was peaceful. Until...

"Hey guys, lets go to Hogwarts!" Phoebe exclaimed. Everybody ignored her. Stupid Phoebe. THERE'S A REASON YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS, PHOEBE. YOU ARE ALWAYS SUGGESTING LUDICROUS IDEAS OF VISITING FAR OFF FICTIONAL PLACES.

"I wish we could go to Hogwarts..." Sarah said dreamily, thinking of the man she wanted most of all. The authors thoughts drifted away as she too, thought of the same man...

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So anwyays, after that Michal stood up.

" I gotta shit" she said.

No I'm kidding.

What she actually said was this

"Hey, why DON'T we go to Hogwarts? I mean, we're living inside of a retarded fanfiction so...why the heck no?" Michal suggested. Sarah, Phoebe, and Audrey looked up at her confused. They all looked at eachother. Then they were like 'yeah sure why not'. So the four girls stood up, walked out into the parking lot, got into a random car and began to drive to the airport.


That's that for...eh...that chapter.

I swear there's gonna be so much more action in the following chapters. But this one is just setting the characters. And shit. I know it's not that funny yet, but it'll get better.

JUst in case you're wondering, this is a blatant self-insert. I play Sarah.