Hey readers, I just had to this for x-mas. I've been listening to Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer and came up with this Cats Musical style song! I'm not really good at song-fics, so here's the song!
Alonzo: Tugger got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Munk's house, Cattmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Catty Claws
But as for me and Munkustrap, we believe!
He'd been eatin' too much catnip
And Munk begged him to please go
He had such a killer hangover
So he stumbled out the door into the snow
When we found him Cattmas mornin'
At the scene of the attack
He had hoof prints on his forehead
And incriminatin' "claws" marks on his back!
Tugger got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Munk's house, Cattmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Catty Claws
But as for me and Munkustrap, we believe!
Now we're all so proud of Munkustrap
He's been takin' this so well
See him in there, watchin' Jemi
Drinkin' milk and playin' cards with Pouncival
It's not Cattmas without Tugger
All the Jellicles dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up his gifts or send them back?
All Kittens:SEND THEM BACK!!!!
Alonzo: Tugger got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Munk's house, Cattmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Catty Claws
But as for me and Munkustrap, we believe!
Now the goose is on the table
The food's always the same
And the orange and red candles
That would have just matched the fur in Tugger's mane
I've warned all my friends and mates
"Better watch out for yourselves"
They should never give a licence
To a cat that drives a sleigh and plays with elves!
Tugger got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from Munk's house, Cattmas Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Catty Claws
But as for me and Munkustrap, we believe!
Kittens: MERRY CATTMAS!
Tugger: GRRRRR! I'm gonna get you for this Tanaka! Now all the kits are gonna be singin' this!
Tanaka: Now, now Tuggie. Remember, Catty Claws is watching!
Tugger: GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!! I'll give you a Merry Cattmas!!!! GET BACK HERE!!!!!