Just plain obsessive (:.

MY RULE: No reviews, no updates.

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My Stories:

My fics take a long time to even consider because if I'm not working fulltime, I'm editing for the lovely Athenalarissa and beatrix.acs. Then there's sleeping...I do a lot of sleeping...

I have an idea for a new fic. A CATS one, based off of my original piece, Dancing on Glass. I think I'm gonna do it when I find the time.

Of Fairies and Leafmen: No reviews.

His Shadow: I'm still considering this.

Matters of the Heart: I'm still very interested in this. It's just that I have ADD and trouble getting myself to sit down and do something, even if I like doing it. Also no reviews.

Friend of Foe: Extended: Hiatus. Probably not gonna continue because no one cares.

Finding Lia: Working on it.

Dances with Delilah: No one cares.

The following stolen from Munkustrap18. Posted up because it's so damn funny!

MY 9 NAMES

1. YOUR REAL NAME

Rachel

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 4 letters of real name izzle.)

Rachizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(fave color and fave animal)

Pink Dog ((lol))

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(your middle name and the street you live on)

Anne Blackwatch

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)

Swera

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soda)

Purple Sprite ((Haa It's funneh cuz I'm short!))

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any
letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd
letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and
last letter of your moms middle name)

Aenaere ((Best pronunciation of this gets a red velvet cake cookie))

8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(both parents middle name)

Marie Lee ((eeeee))

9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
(Black and the name of one of your pets)

Black Azuli ((Is funneh cuz Azuli is a -blue- betta fish. So it's like Black Blue. (: ))

These quizzes are just too much fun. I HAVE to do ONE.

1. Mistoffelees/Quaxo (depending on the question)
2. Munkustrap
3. Pouncival
4. Plato
5. Mungojerrie
6. Rumpleteazer
7. Etcetera
8. Macavity
9. Demeter
10. Bombalurina (she'll make things fun)

1) Four invites Three and Eight to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Macavity burns down the house and Pouncival tries to cheer Plato up about it by being...annoying that he is...

2) You need to stay at a friend's house for a night. Whose house, One or Six?

ONE--I mean, well, uhm, It'd have to six cuz, you know, I'm a girl. And...A girl shouldn't be staying at a male's house, that'd be so scandalous!

...*sneaks off to Quaxo's house*

3) Two and Seven are making out when Ten walks in. Ten's reaction?

Bomb: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Didn't see that coming! BWAHAHAHAH Stealing the cradle a bit, Munkustrap??? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

4) Three falls in love with Six. Eight is jealous. What happens?

Oh, dear. Poor, poor Pouncival. The poor thing only fell in love...*drops flower into hole*

Yes, that probably wasn't as funny as I tried to make it be...Running on five hours of sleep, here!

5) Four jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who rescues you, two, ten, or seven?

Two, Munkustrap (:. He's my hero (:.

6) One decides to start a cooking show. Fifteen minutes later, what happens?

The food is totally fried to a crisp (and some of it still on fire) because he couldn't figure out the stove so he tried just lightening-ing it not realizing that you can't just lightening something to cook it.

7) Three has to marry either Eight, Four, or Nine. Who do they choose?

Probably nine...cuz she's the only girl there and if he wanted a guy, he'd go with Tumblebrutus only. Plus, this way he's close to Bombalurina and might be scandalous... (I've been reading too much fiction based in the 18th cen. lately)

8) Nine arrives too late for Two and Seven's wedding. What happens and why were they late?

She sneaks into her seat as quietly as possible. Everyone notices but no one says anything, cuz, dude, it's Demeter. She was late because she didn't even want to come to this wedding; watching her love marry someone else!? But she caved last minute and decided to be there for her...friend.

9) Five and Nine get drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

I murder them for destroying everything in my house--I mean! I just kick them out for being a bit too rowdy for my taste and never see them again. No, that is not Macavity's tail on my wall. It is a fake tail that I intentionally made to look a lot like Macavity's. You have no idea what goes on in my head.

10) Nine murders Two's best friend (Has to be someone on the list). What does Two do to get back?

Uh, oh...uhm...rejects her???

11) Six and One are in mortal danger. Does Six save One or themselves?

As selfish as people would think Rumpleteazer to be, she's really rather selfless at the core and, at this moment of truth, she tries to save Quaxo's life.

But Quaxo quickly transforms into Misto and transports the both of them outta there (:. Win.

12) Eight and Three go camping. But they forget food. What do they do?

Why in Hell would Pouncival be stupid enough to--?...

They make out instead.

13) Five is in a car accident and is critically injured. What does Nine do?

Try her best to help nurse him back to health???

Oh, no, she was the one that had screamed at him not to hit the damn tree. Now she paces back and forth hoping he'll survive while at the same time wishing she could kill him herself--

I need to shut up, now...

The quiz is over. By the way, how did Two and Seven end up?

Apparently...married???

Demeter became the home-breaker (:. Munku and Etcy divorced, Munku married Demeter while Etcy slept with Pouncival. *Nod*

Name of book/movie: CATS

1. female character: Rumpleteazer

2. another female character: Etcetera

3. Character with gender opposite yours: Munkustrap

4. Another character with gender opposite yours: Mungojerrie

5. favorite character: Quaxo/Mistoffelees

6. male character: Alonzo

7. character with your gender: Demeter

8. another male character: Pouncival

9. another character with your gender: Electra

10. any other character: Plato

Now answer these questions:

1. Have you read a 5/10 fic before?

Nope

you think 3 is hot? How Hot?

Quite hotttttt *stares*

3.What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

Lol! No one would be surprised. But Mungojerrie would probably be pissed.

you recall any good fics about nine?

One or two. They were ok.

5.Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

Nu

6. 4/8 or 4/9?

4/8, Mungo and Pouncie seems more possible, lol.

7.What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?

She'd go and cut herself......

8.Make summary of at least 20 words for a 6/2 fic.

The flirt is finally settling down? When little Etcetera finds herself in a rut, who happens by but the junkyard's biggest flirt, Alonzo? Will this start an actual, forever relationship? Or will Alonzo get bored and leave her with a broken heart?

there such a thing as a 4/10 romance story?

No.

10. Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic.

Sparks and Stripes (wait, did I steal that from something??/)

11.What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted 1?

He tries to impress her with some sort of epic heist and fails ending up needing her help. Idk, I fail at plots XP.

12. Does anyone on your friends list read 7 and 9 slash?

Uhm, don't think I have a friend's list on here? So, no. I don't think anyone does.

13.If you wrote a songfic for number ten, what song would you use?

Lol, "Invisible" by Clay Aiken. I'm so mean, lol.