ever ever ever ask erik if by any chance he peeping at christine

2 dont question him about his 2 way mirror.

3. dont invite rauol to give the phantom a makeover

begewl his mask

sing All i ask of you it is like singing kill me now!

i love this. please continue or else you might be responsible for erik punjabbing clueless fans

Don't introduce him to any methods of Chinese torture. (He will try them out...on you.)

Don't introduce him to a marathon of Deadliest Warrior. [See above warning]

If you do break the last two rules, point him in the direction of Raoul's castle or the house of Andrew Lloyd Webber. (Payback for *shudders* Love Never Dies!)

Idea: Don't even TALK about his mask and why he wears it

Very funny, I like it.

Um, my sides hurt, and my little sister just asked, "What's so funny?" I love this! It's hilarious! All rules should be followed.

Don't tell him that singing to a freaky monkey is not normal for a grown man.

Don't tell him of your suspicions that Gustave might be his kid. ( from Love Never Dies)

Don't suggest to him that black clothing is so depressing.

Don't ask him if his white mask ever gets dirty when hes stalking people in the catacombs.

Don't tell him that being a stalker/kidnapper/murderer is a bad way to attract girls...he may haunt you to test this statement out. :)

LOL!

Here's one:

Don't take the Phantom's gondola on joy rides. If it's missing when he needs to take Christine down into his lair, you won't be able to hide from him ANYWHERE!

Just a thought.

haha!

how about:

don't mention christine is engaged to rahl anywhere near the phantom. he won't hesitate to kill you.

don't do what the bitch christine did and attempt to take off his mask. he isn't in love with you and you won't get away with it. he will tickle you.

laugh at any jokes the phantom makes, even if their not funny. if you don't he'll find some spare rope.

LOL! Well...here's a few

Don't draw mustaches on any of his obsessive Christine drawings

Don't comment on his obsessive-ness

Don't attempt to use the magical rope as a necklace. (Depending on how much you annoy him, he might be tempted to pull)

And finally ...

Do not buy him a CD of Carlotta singing as a Christmas present O.o

Anyway...PEACE!