![]() Author has written 5 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Star Wars, Bleach, Naruto, RWBY, and Mass Effect. Fiction reveals truths that reality obscures You have just been rewarded with your Masters Degree in Cancer Research. In ten minutes you are going to have an interview to get the job of a lifetime with a six digit salary. You’ll be able to pay off your student loans no problem. You flip on the TV right before you leave and what do you see? GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK has just found the cure for cancer. You have just fended off a shark, you are bloody and tired but you can climb onto the boat when who shows up to stomp your fingers? GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK. You’re walking home at night and a mugger attacks you with a knife. You are able to drive him off using years of karate lessons, still sustaining some deep knife wounds. Guess who shows up and asks you for your wallet with a baseball bat? Gary MOTHERFUCKING OAK, that’s who. Congratulations, You have finally beaten Gary Oak and have no healing items left over. You head over to the Pokemon center and then the PokeMart, guess who blocks the entrance to the Pokemart. GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK That’s Right, Gary Oak is just that Epic. Gary Oak just finished owning your ass with kung-fu. He’s walking to the hospital to recover from the wounds he got. He’s tired. He crashes into a mirror, and ends up in a coma. Why? Because not even GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK is safe from GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK Story Status Guide: PRIMARY FOCUS) This is the story I'm gonna work on the most. Whenever time is available to me, this one comes first. SECONDARY FOCUS) This story is the one that takes the passenger seat. It can get worked on, but the Primary takes priority. ON HOLD) This one indicates a story that is in progress, and can take either Primary or Secondary Focus if either of the focuses are completed, or if Extreme Writers Block occurs. TEMPORARY HIATUS) This story is basically staying put until certain issues can be resolved. HEAVY HIATUS) Danger Zone. This indicates a story that might get dropped in the future, but might stick around. Favorite Quotes(if only just a few): "Aiming from the crotch may be tricky, but having a golfball hit a tree and come screaming back at you is downright dangerous!" -Something I read in the article of the BFSG-4000 "Ginyu Force Rules! Ginyu Force Rules! Ginyu Force Rules! GINYU FORCE RULES!!" -exerpt from the Ginyu Force Theme from DBZ Kai "GODDAMMITSHIT!!" -Free, Soul Eater. Nuff said "Death from above!" -Jetpack ODSTs, Halo Reach "So this is how it ends. In a bar, in Mexico, lemon juice in my eye, with a dog whose name I can't pronounce." - mrflipp, my fellow author "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US." -CATS, Zero Wing "It's a Trap!" -Admiral Ackbar, Star Wars Return of the Jedi "It's over NINE-THOUSAAAAND!!" -Vegeta, Dragon Ball Z "LEEEERROOOOYYYY! MMMMNJEEEEENNKIIIIINNS!!!" -Leeroy Jenkins, World of Warcraft "I fuckin just take it up the ass, and go back to the regular fucking game because, if I'm gonna die, fuckin uh, 10, 20 or 4376 times, then at least I will die 4376 fuckin times listening to some decent godamn music, not fuckin a bunch of fuckin faries hang in around a godamn harp fuckin cupid fuckin strumming, he's shooting out arrows at peoples ass holes and shit FUCK THAT SHIT! We're gonna play this shit hardcore and I'm gonna yell and scream at it like a STUPID MOTHER FUCKER!!!! BALLSACKS!!!" -Michael from RoosterTeeth on Rage Quit: The Impossible Game "Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter." - Mark Twain "Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies." - Aristotle "I am Roxas. God...of...ICE CREAM!!!" - Roxas, The Annals of Darkness: Light's Growth. (He's not kidding) "I just saved your ass." - 'Mother', Medal of Honor 2010, to 'Rabbit', after doing just that "That General needs to listen to the people already on the ground. It's find the bad guys, kill the bad guys. It doesn't work real well the other way around." - Panther, Medal of Honor 2010, making a damn good point "Carter...Hand me my Thinking Grenades." - Peter, Family Guy "Magic is no more fearful to me than Apple Pie. Both can be deadly if wielded properly." - Odvar the Afflicted, Skyrim Nexus Mods "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you more lemons, get the tequila and make some margaritas. When life gives you even more lemons, collect the 7 Dragon Balls, summon Shenron, and wish for life to give you something else already." - Me, "WAAAGH!! BEGONE DRUG INDUCED HALLUCINATION!!" - Ichigo Kurosaki, Bleach Abridged Episode 2 by Getsugabridged "I'M A DIGGITY DRAGOOOON!!!" - Hyorinmaru, Bleach(S) Abridged. "Ohhhhhh crap. SHEPARD, Reaper Ass-Hunters incoming! - Garrus, Gamer Poop - Mass Effect 3 (#7). I lost it at this. "Walk always in shadows, so that you will f*k your enemies before they f*k you." - Jenassa, Unnecessary Censorship Skyrim #3 Soundtrack For Your Life [If you wish, look up the songs to better understand] Opening Credits - Kimi ga Inai Mirai by Do As Infinity Waking Up - Real American by Rick Derringer First Day of School - Dragon Soul by Vic Mignogna Falling in Love - Simple and Clean by Utada Hikaru Fight Song - Sorairo Days: Masaki Endoh Version Breaking Up - Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day Prom - Eye to Eye by Powerline Life is Just...Okay - Ain't No Stoppin' Me Now(2010) by Shelton Benjamin Mental Breakdown - Feuer frei! by Rammstein Driving - Life is a Highway by Rascal Flatts Flashback - Arrival to Earth by Steve Jablonsky Getting Back Together - Dan Dan Kokoro Hikareteku by Vic Mignogna Birth of Child - Sanctuary by Utada Hikaru Wedding - Across the Stars by John Williams and the London Symphony Orchestra (the darker bits = enemies plotting) Final Battle - Part 1: Duel of the Fates by John Williams and the London Symphony Orchestra / Part 2: I May Fall by Jeff and Casey Lee Williams / Part 3(RAGE Mode): Ready to Die by Andrew W.K. / Part 4(Last Resorts): Battle of the Heroes by John Williams and the London Symphony Orchestra Death Scene - Soundscape to Ardor by Shiro Sagasu Credits - In The Shadows by The Rasmus RE-POST! Section One: The "Favorite" Questions: 1. Your favorite KH guy? Axel, Riku, Sora, Cloud, Leon. Not sure 2. Your favorite KH girl? Aqua 3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why? Master Xehanort, since he's the asshat who started the whole 'ruining everyone's lives' thing 4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why? Larxene, she's a bit of a bitch 5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) The World That Never Was and Hollow Bastion/Radiant Garden 6. Least Favorite World? Wonderland, really. Not as exciting 7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) Kingdom Key, Bond of Flames, Oblivion, Oathkeeper, and Ultima Weapon 8. Least Favorite Weapon? The keyblade from Tron 9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2) Genie of the LAAAAAAAAAMMP! 10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms) Final Form 11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi (AND YURI) coupling) SoKai FTW! 12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why? Anything yaoi. I dont do Yaoi. Sorry 13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em. none 14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of? Xemnas and Roxas 15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have? FLAMERS! 16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2) Riku, he really kicks ass! SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it? 17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory? No, Saix is simply a very loyal member of O13. 18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo? Nah, hes just awesome like that 19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay? No, he's the only one man enough to have a pink scythe and hair. And the petals. Sakura petals. They signify DEATH, you know 20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH? FUCK NO! SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself! 21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why? Namine, she makes more sense 22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep? Extremely Informative, it actually explains a LOT 23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time? No, it contributed to the storyline. Gameplaywise, however, YES. 24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be? Out of one of the following: Axel since hes awesome, Ansem the Wise, since he sounds like Count Dooku making him automatically epic, Sora, to discuss heroic tactics and have ultimate fun, or Master Xehanort, so that the Strawhats and I can kick his ass!! 25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why? Yuffie, we both love to be crazy 26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH? I lost to Sephiroth in KH1...within 3 seconds. 27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as? No, but I'd go as...well, I dunno 28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...? Well, obviously... Riku: I gave in to the Darkness. How am I gonna face everybody?! Sora: Like this. *makes a weird face* Riku: *Lol* 29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...? Sephiroth, NO SHIT!! And then there was Master Eraqus, and BBS Captain Hook. Demyx Fight Part 2 Only took a couple of tries. 30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive? Nobodys, drive forms, character combos, and reaction commands SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions... Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!! 31. Hayner or Pence? Hayner, just a hair more awesomer 32. Zexion or Marluxia? Marluxia, AKA FlowerPowerMan XP 33. Riku or Roxas? Riku is a bit more awesomer 34. Roxas or Sora? head asplode* 35. Axel or Demyx? Axel is more awesomer 36. Kairi or Larxene? KAIRI, KAIRI, KAIRI 37. AkuRoku or SoRiku? DENIED!! 38. Namixas or Namiku? Namixas 39. Zemyx or AkuRoku? DENIED!! AHHAHAHAHAAA! 40. SoKai or SoRiku? SoKai FTW, BITCHEEEESSSSSSSS!!!! *fires AK-47* 41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit? Sea Salt for a treat, Paopu if i were to share with a GF 42. Cloud or Leon? Cloud, hes more awesomer 43. CloTi or Clerith? CloTi, cause Aerith is paired with Zack. He may be dead, but with Kingdom Hearts u never know. He could be back as adult in KH3! Y'know, cause Aerith is alive. 44. Simple and Clean or Passion? Both, and U CANT STOP MEH! MWAHAHAHJAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!! *runs away firing 2 desert eagles in the air* SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!! 45. List all the KH characters you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well) Aqua, really 46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH? Too many 47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all! Roxas and Sora, Kairi and Namine, Xion and younger Kairi, Axel and Lea, Saix and Isa... 48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for? KH3 49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why? KH2. Organization XIII, drive forms, character combos, rxn commands. w00t! 50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!? Square Enix crossed over with elements from Disney. And they succeeded. Plus, with Marvel and Star Wars owned by Disney now, who knows what could happen... |