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Jesus Christ

Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master.

He had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher.

He had no medicines, yet they called Him Healer.

He had no army, yet kings feared Him...

He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world.

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him.

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.

IN CHEMISTRY, HE TURNED WATER TO WINE.

IN BIOLOGY, HE WAS BORN WITHOUT THE NORMAL CONCEPTION;

IN PHYSICS, HE DISPROVED THE LAW OF GRAVITY WHEN HE ASCENDED INTO HEAVEN;

IN ECONOMICS, HE DISPROVED THE LAW OF DIMINISHING RETURN

BY FEEDING 5000 MEN WITH TWO FISHES & 5 LOAVES OF BREAD;

IN MEDICINE, HE CURED THE SICK AND THE BLIND WITHOUT

ADMINISTERING A SINGLE DOSE OF DRUG,

IN HISTORY, HE IS THE BEGINNING AND THE END.

IN GOVERNMENT, HE SAID THAT HE SHALL BE CALLED WONDERFUL COUNSELOR, PRINCE OF PEACE

IN RELIGION, HE SAID NO ONE COMES TO THE FATHER EXCEPT THROUGH HIM.

He is the Greatest Man in History.

He lived only 33yrs and died 2000yrs ago,

Yet even to this day people follow his teaching and still believe him.

Every person in the corner of the world knows him.

If you believe in God the Father and in Jesus Christ His Son and The Holy Spirit, paste this in your Profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with (insert series/character here), who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone:

Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocker, Fangalicious, Bellafan123, Vampire-cutie18,Maru-chan 101, White Rose Of Oddity, Naruhinagirl94, SammywithSwagger, xPrincessKagurax, 3Kiyoshi3, aero13, Dreaded redhead sandninja,Blackcatsnap, Wolfsrainrules, ForeverRose123, Hayley Williams, Khaos-Is-My-Middle-Name,

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad, Follow her

When she stares at your mouth, Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and don’t let go

When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, Ask her what’s wrong

When she ignores you, Give her your attention

When she pulls away, Pull her back

When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, Just hold her and don’t say a word

When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favourite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn’t answer for a long time, Reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt, Back yourself up

When she say's that she likes you, She really does more than you could understand

When she grabs’s at your hands, Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you, Bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret, Keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, Don’t look away until she does

When she misses you, She’s hurting inside

When you break her heart, The pain never really goes away

When she says it’s over, She still wants you to be hers

When she's mad, Hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok don’t believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you

Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything.

Tease her and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favourite movie with her or her favourite show even if you think it’s stupid

Give her the world

Let her wear your clothes

Let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain

If you believe that Carlisle, Emmett, Jasper and Edward all rose the standard for men everywhere, copy and paste (MEN TAKE NOTE! We no longer accept anything short of drop Dead, sparkling, Perfection. )

"Whoever said that words don’t hurt never got hit by a dictionary."

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you throw it hard enough.

Whoever said, "Nothing is impossible," never tried slamming a revolving door.

Set sail in a general... THAT WAY direction.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.

They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?

"Dying is just nature’s way of saying 'Hey! You’re not alive anymore!'"

"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose"

If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!

Consciousness- that annoying time between naps

Guys are like lava lamps they’re fun to look at just not so bright!

Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!

My mind works like lightning, one brilliant flash and it's gone

"I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!"

If practice makes perfect & nobody's perfect, why practice?

Do this!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Yourfirst initial?

4. Your monthof birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Yourlove life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is yourbest friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

Did you know...

Kissing is healthy.

Bananas are good for period pain.

It’s good to cry.

Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

Lying is actually unhealthy.

You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

It’s actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

It’s impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

Chocolate will make you feel better.

Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

A good friend never judges.

A good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

Boys aren't worth your tears.

We all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH!

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

try not to cry on this one:

A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary.

Guy: then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now please slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

(She gives him a big hug)

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back."The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or

2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

copy and pastes.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If someone ever told you to stop cussing or else they'll make you eat soap copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile

If you ever fell off a chair back wards copy this into your profile

If you're a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is planning to dominate the world, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love the rain, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you love the rain, copy this to your profile. (I would like to look at the rain, dreaming)

If your obsessed with fan fiction, copy this to your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you read New Moon and Eclipse and wanted to kick Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD past this in your profile.

If you are writing a book, copy this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Ambercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing their heads off!

If there are times when you just wanna annoy people for the heck of it then copy this into ya profile.

If you have ever dreamed or imagined being a vampire or a werewolf, put this in your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.

If you are a teenager, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a small but dedicated circle of friends, copy and pate this into your profile.

If you listen to alternative rock, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think your insane because you say so, copy and pate this into your profile.

If you think being random is screaming out common household objects, animals and foods, copy and pate this into your profile.

If you want people to believe you don’t care how they feel about you, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

If you would walk 1,000 miles to see the person you love for 5 minutes, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you get bored easily, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you ran up a down escalator copy this into your profile!

Put this into your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If most of these apply to you, copy and paste this to your profile.

Hello :) I am Lilly, as mentioned above. Khaos is a bit lazy on her updates so I wanted to let you all know that she's been focusing on her fictionpress account (Link is in the homepage) and I might hi-jack one of her stories because it involves our trio and I don't want her to stop :P Anyways, check it out and don't forget to review :)