I don't own Twilight New Moon Eclipse Breaking Dawn blah blah blah. I am not Stephenie Meyer, unfortunately I don't own Edward, (darn) Renesmee (aww) or Bella (schucks) ect ect. Read and Review! ...please!!

Chapter One: A Whole Week!

"Haha!" Edward's musical laughter echoed throughout the house. "No Nessie!" Edward said, but in a tone that was egging her on.

"Owww!" Emmett yelled.

I walked downstairs smiled at the scene. There was my, and Edward's beautiful daughter, a miracle, an angel, pulling on Emmett's hair so hard, he would be crying if he wasn't a vampire.

"Nessie," I said in a warning tone, and she and Edward looked at me quizzically. "You need to be nice to your Uncle Emmett. What did he do to you anyway?" Nessie reached her hand to my forehead. I growled. There was Emmett cracking sex jokes at Edward with Nessie in the room! I put Nessie down and sent a message to Edward. He quickly picked up Nessie and ran out of the room.

"GAH!" Emmett gasped after I fiercely pounced him, then ran outside and smashed his head against the boulders.

"I 'smash' can't 'smash' believe 'smash' that 'smash' you even had the nerve, 'smash', 'smash', 'smash', 'smash', 'smash' to crack a SEX JOKE! 'SMASH!' IN FRONT OF NESSIE!" Then with all my strength I threw him into a boulder, making it crack into many pieces.

"Jeez, Bella." Emmett said rubbing his head. "Do you have that much energy in bed too?" Then I lost it.

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"Ow, ow, ow, ow." I turned away from Edward and Nessie, who were reading Pride and Prejudice in a chair in the corner and saw Emmett with Rosalie, slowly limping in.

"Bella." Rosalie said.

"Ooh sorry Rose about Emmett, but-" Rosalie cut me off.

"No, No. " Rosalie glared at Emmett. "I understand completely. He's lucky that I'm sparing him." Emmett winced. Renesmee giggled from Edward's lap and then Rosalie ran to her and she shooed Edward away. Edward and I went upstairs to our house room earning a few 'oohs' from Emmett. When I got in the room Edward shut the door, and began kissing me.

"Do you realize how long it's been?" He breathed into my mouth. All I could do was nod. Even as a vampire I am still completely helpless when it comes to Edward.

"A whole week." He growled into my neck. A whole week? I pondered. Wait a week. Hmm. Then I screamed.

"Finally some action!" Emmett exclaimed form downstairs, earning a hard slap from Rosalie right after.

"What?! Are you hurt Bella?" Edward gave me a once over and saw that I was fine. "Or am I just that good?!" Edward said cockily. I rolled my eyes. Stupid self-ego boosting vampire.

I sighed. "No Edward. Its not that your as amazing as you think." Psh , your much better. "It's just that I remembered something VERY important."

"What is it?" Edward asked really confused.

"Edward, what day is it?" He thought taking about 5 seconds.

"June 19th-" I cut him off before he gave me the whole calendar. I started at him.

"June 19th, June 19th…" He pondered out loud, and I sighed laying on our soft bed. For a vampire who's extremely smart, I wonder about him sometimes.

"OH!" His magical voice exclaimed. "My birthday's tomorrow! I guess with having you, Renesmee and all the others, I got out of the loop a bit." He smiled sheepishly. "Sooo, do I get a special almost birthday present?" He said wiggling his perfectly shaped eyebrows.

I leaned in towards him, face to face, and whispered right into his perfect , waiting lips, "Are you serious?! Alice and I have to plan your party!"

"What?! I thought you hated parties!" He exclaimed surprised.

"I do. When they're for me. But this, my wonderful husband is for you!" Edward groaned and said, "You are such a traitor Bella." I just smiled and walked out of the room.

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"Alice?" I snapped into my cell phone.

"Yes Bella?!" Alice said chipperly into the phone.

"Why didn't you feel it was good to inform me of my husband's birthday tomorrow?"

Alice was silent. Whoa, Alice is quiet. Something must be wrong.

We met at La Bella Italia and Alice got us a table in the back.

"Bella. Every time I try to see the future of you and Edward, it gets all fuzzy, but it looks as if you went back in time."

I just sat there in silence.

"Are you sure Alice?" I didn't know why I asked, because I've never seen Alice so serious before.

"Yeah. Weird isn't it?" I nodded.

"Why hello! What can I get you two fine ladies?" Alice and I turned to the familiar sounding voice.

"MIKE?!" Alice and I screamed. I didn't remember a lot of my human life, but I surely remembered Golden Retriever boy. Mike was the most shocked out of all of us.

"B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BELLA?! IS THAT REALLY YOU?!" His screaming earned us odd and glaring looks from couples at other tables. "I- I –is that really you?!" He repeated softer.

"Uh, hi Mike!" I flashed a smile, and Mike's eyes glazed over for a second.

"Wow, wow, wow, Bella. You look… amazing. I mean, its like high school was just yesterday, and you look so different, and wow. I mean what happened to you? You look so much better! Not that you didn't before, it's just that you look so different, and wow am I babbling again? I always liked you in school. You were so different and pretty and I think your just amazing, but wow! Did you get plastic surgery?" Alice and I shared a look. He was talking faster then a vampire! "Oh wow that must of sounded like an insult, but if you did more power to ya! Oh Bella I missed you so much!" And then he flung himself at me and hugged me probably earning himself a few bruises.

"Uh, uh, Mike? I missed you too! Uh but can you get off me? People are starting to stare."

"Oh oh yeah. Aha sorry Bells. Ooh your freezing did you know that? I can go ask the manager to turn the temperature down. But, but wow! Oh ahah how stupid of me. Um what can I get you guys?!"

"Bella?" Alice asked me.

"Uhm, two waters please." I said politely keeping my distance away from Mike. He then scrambled quickly away to get our water. I got up and grabbed my stuff and put some money on the table.

"Where are you going Bella?"

"Come, on Alice!" I said dragging her out of the seat and into the car. I stuck the key in the ignition. "We have to leave before Mike comes back!"

Alice rolled her topaz eyes. "Psh, Bella, you're a vampire and you still can't handle Mike Newton? Impressive. " She said mockingly.

I growled. "Alice. Shut up! We need to work on Edward's party plans!"

"EEEEEEPPP!" She squealed excitedly.

Ugh. What did I get myself into?

Well there you go! The first chapter! I had to keep reposting it because the star thing for the smashes weren't showing up. And they still aren't! Gosh! Help please! So instead I used these: ' '. S'not the same tho. Hehe. Please review!

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