COMPLETE LV/HP: Raised in a Muggle orphanage, Harry arrives at Hogwarts a bitter boy. Unusually intelligent, he's recruited by the Unspeakables and the Death Eaters at a young age. As he grows older, he constantly has to struggle to keep his footing around a manipulative and bored Dark Lord, who fancies mind games and intellectual entertainment.

Green, the center of his world. But never the right green. He thought he'd never see that green again, until a few mumbled words lead his healer to the one person who can save him from himself. HPDM slash, dark.

"Grim is the doom of norns." When a young boy from Durmstrang is found to be their son, the Potters are not the only ones convinced of miracles, but darkness treads on his heels and no matter who he comes to love, or who loves him, his Fate is decided. Slash/gore HPDM

AU after the last chapter of DH. Harry gets pulled into another universe to deal with the problem of Voldemort there. But that is not the worst thing that could happen. Mostly gen, with Snape mentoring Harry. COMPLETE.

Draco wants Harry. Harry thinks Draco isn't convincing enough. And so the book of pick up lines comes out. "Apart from being sexy, what else do you do for a living?” "Reject you.” HPDM SLASH. Read and Reviewwww!

Between what was and what will be stands James Tiberius Kirk, in all his fractured patchwork glory. Because saving the Federation was only the beginning. Eventual K/S

Sherlock Holmes is faced with a murder. Fairly normal for him. But he knows this murderer, and this murderer knows him. And John, DI Lestrade, Sgt Sally Donovan and Anderson are confronted with a horrific truth, that leaves some of them doubting their judgement of Sherlock's character. This is my first fanfic, please leave me reviews and suggestions! Hope the rating is appropriate!

Ickle Harry wants to stay with his newest hero. Deaged

Harry Potter is a painter. He travels the world painting people and places and is known as one of the greatest young painters in the world. His latest travel is aboard the Hogwarts, one of the most beautifully crafted airships in the world. AU, Steampunk

Harry is living a life most ordinary; maybe a dragon can shake things up.

When Harry receives a dodgy brochure for an island vacation, he isn't sure he should attend. After a bit of a push, he decides to go for it and winds up spending the week in paradise. At least it would be, if it weren't for that pesky blond git.

For reasons he'd rather not think about, Draco is obsessed with Potter's hair. This cannot end well. Hogwarts!fic. HPDM. SLASH. ONESHOT.

Draco is a high class prostitute famous for taking clients virginity and doing it with a tenderness and care so they feel loved. Harry comes to him for the same treatment. *SLASH* Drarry

There was little Draco loved more than sitting by the sea early in the morning, playing his 12-string gusli. It was his most prized possession and, what he would soon come to learn, the key to the sea-longing in his heart.

HPDM slash. When Harry stumbles into a magical ritual meant to enslave Draco, he manages to create a bond that leaves Draco with some free will. And the ability to irritate Harry in the name of "guarding" him. COMPLETE.

Harry decides that he wants more.

Severus Snape is the Elf-King of the Forbidden forest and when trespasers enter his domain, he decides to take a green eyed boy for himself. Inspire by the poem Erlkoenig by Johann Wolfsgang Von Goethe. Slash, Snarry

Draco wakes up in an unfamiliar place with unexpected company. Yes, this has mature content, like usual. Third time is a charm?

Someone or something is attacking Muggles and leaving them for dead. Auror Harry Potter is assigned to the case, but with his usual partner unavailable, he is stuck with the most annoying Auror ever to walk the halls of the Ministry. MATURE CONTENT ETC.

A Potion's "accident" turns Harry into an eight year old, and Draco Malfoy intends to kidnap him. But Harry's a passive-aggressive, revenge-obsessed little bastard. Maybe Draco will wait on that whole Dark Lord thing. POVDraco, pretty AU.

Most love stories begin with the promise of a happy ending. But this is most certainly not a love story. Kyle/Stan.

COMPLETED. Hogwarts students are in danger; Harry is determined to save them all. There's only one thing he knows for certain: Draco Malfoy is somehow involved. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. Mature content. Daily updates.

Harry goes missing during an investigation. Draco and Severus team up to search for him.

HPGW, HPDM. Harry's already happily married to Ginny when word comes that Malfoy is bonded to him. Law and custom don't give him the option of refusing. The stages of his reaction, one by one. COMPLETE.

A medieval tale of ancient prophecies, chivalrous duelling and a forbidden love between a Slytherin Prince and a lowly knight. Eventual Harry/Draco. Complete.

Harry has dreams that pull him into the realm of the newly dead. At first, the dreams are only a curious mystery, but when when Harry dreams of Narcissa Malfoy, his life suddenly goes in a much different direction than the one he'd always imagined.

Harry Potter will fall in love with the first person who kisses him. Draco knows what he must do. A Christmassy Hogwarts kissy fic, this. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE. HPDM. SLASH. HUMOR. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash, oneshot. Two men, both fathers of sons, meet in a bookshop, and the rest is the kind of history that doesn't make history. COMPLETE.

No one ever said love was smart. AU

SSHPDM, oneshot. Harry saves Snape and Malfoy from what seems to be an assassination attempt. He saves people all the time. But Snape and Malfoy don't get saved all the time, and to a Slytherin, debts always demand repayment. COMPLETE.

Tuesday Night is Ladies night... DMHP, cross dressing, full summary and list of warnings inside.

An unfortunate potions accident leaves Harry free of inhibition and forced to tell the truth, no matter the consequences.

George is broken beyond healing, but Harry's stubborn. And maybe George is still a little stubborn, too.

Why was Potter ignoring him? Potter had no right to ignore him! He was a Malfoy and a Malfoy was never ignored! Slash.

Remus is given custody of Harry after Sirius' death and Voldemort's defeat 5th year, but things aren't the way Harry thought they would be. Instead of the man welcoming him with open arm, Remus is reclusive and angry. Harry is in for a rough summer. RL/SB

Harry has got a thing for Severus. Particularly his intellect. Severus would have a thing for Harry if he weren't such a complete dunderhead.

Draco is assigned to Potter Watch: to protect Harry from his most dedicated fans. Draco excels at his job. Unfortunately, Harry excels at being Harry. HxD R

It always rains for Draco Malfoy. Metaphorically. And literally. Ever since he had accidentally Conjured a cloud. A cloud that's ever so cross. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Metaphorical angst. Hufflepuffs. A peacock. An eight year fic. Post-DH. EWE.

The masterminds of the WWW decide to expand their business by opening up a coffee shop, and Harry becomes the new barista - much to George's horror and delight. SLASH WARNINGS! George/Harry!

HPDM; one day, Draco woke up in a world where Harry Potter didn't exist.

And Severus Gets Some Unexpected Spice. Severus doesn't have any idea how to tell his younger lover that their sex life isn't quite wild enough for him. Luckily, their new dresser has taken it upon itself to drop some rather obvious hints for him.

A serious mis-understanding leads to confusion and hurt. Luckily, neither Dumbledore nor Snape were the type to let things lie. FINISHED, SLASH, NOT AD/SS and NO CHAN.

When a spell of Hermione's malfunctions, Harry finds himself the equivalent of a house elf to none other than Draco Malfoy. Add in some embarrassing side effects and we have a thoroughly miserable Harry Potter and a positively gleeful Draco Malfoy. Slash!

"At least my dad wasn't a bully like you!" The moment the child shouted those words, something inside Severus snapped. Not a bully? James Potter not a bully?

After the final battle, Harry's magical core was almost exhausted. He decided to leave the magical world behind and instead go to college in America. He chose MIT, where he meets a Redneck with an affinity for technology. HAsh *Completed with epilogue*

Disclaimer: None of this is mine! Sirius is hurting Harry and no one else can see...can Snape save him?

Harry Potter is the BWL and by some twist of Fate he was also the reincarnation of Voldemort's murdered lover. Plagued by memories of his past life and smarter than before everything is about to change. And then Voldemort finds out who Harry really is. AU

HPDM slash, oneshot. Flying, fighting, falling. This is Harry and Draco's book of how to move. Hogwarts "eighth year." COMPLETE.

Oneshot, HPSS slash. The hunt for Bellatrix's Horcrux will take Harry and Snape into an alternate universe, into confrontation with a legendary monster, and into conflict and collision with one another. COMPLETE.

Harry is forced to repeat the day he defeated Voldemort. • "How would you like to die, Harry?" • Drama, open interpretation, character study.

A multi-lingual prank, a confession that shouldn't have been, and a clueless Harry lead to a Valentine's Day worth remembering. Oneshot, HPDM slash

When Harry Potter cannot be awakened from a self induced dream state, can his Auror partner Draco Malfoy find a way to wake him before an unforeseen threat in Harry's mind destroys them both?

After an accident involving a two year old and a wand, Harry much to his dismay is sent to Draco, who believes he's caring for a pet. A large pet with a bad attitude.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.

All Draco wants is sleep, but his bed won't stop talking. More importantly, it refuses to stop looking like Harry Potter. HPDM, SLASH, HUMOR, COMPLETE.

HPSS preslash, AU. Severus will go to the ends of the earth for his Potions ingredients if he has to. But the top of a very high mountain is preferable, even if Harry Potter is living there. COMPLETE.

The Hufflepuffs come up with a way to support Inter-House Unity and make everyone smile!

LV/HP Voldemort has never lied to him before. Why would he start now? Harry reasoned that if Voldemort wasn't lying and Voldemort really loved him, then it was ok to love him back... Even if it meant the world had to burn. AU. Slash. Char Death.

During a party at Auror HQ, Harry stumbles across Draco Malfoy wearing a questionable holiday outfit. OMG H/D AND MATURE ADULT CONTENT! IT MUST BE THE HOLIDAYS! XD

HPDM slash. Nova Cupiditas is the curse that causes one to hunger after an enemy. There's no cure. And now someone has cursed Draco to hunger after Harry Potter. COMPLETE.

A two-shot inspired by a friend. Classic HP/SS detention goes awry-fic, except it's worse. Warnings in fic. Very mature content, be warned!

Two years after their spouses died, Arthur and Narcissa have moved on and found love in each other. To help ease the two family's transition into one - Draco's forced to spend his holidays with a bunch of redheads - and an annoying, flirty Harry Potter.

A senile shop visitor sets Harry up with her reclusive son as a shop competition between Harry and the Weasleys rages, and love blossoms around. Postwar, ignores HP7, SSHP. Inspired by too many Love Actually viewings.

Livejournal ksadvent submission for the prompt: Spock has almost nothing of Vulcan. Kirk searches the universe for things to give him.

It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.

When Pigwidgeon develops a crush on Draco Malfoy's owl, it's up to Harry to retrieve the lovelorn animal. Again. Harry should probably do something about keeping Pig contained... This is being turned into an amazing comic by ile-o on Deviantart. SO GOOD! Adult content advisory, etc.

Draco Malfoy is The Undersecretary For The Minister of Magic. He also has a Tiny Insignificant Crush on Harry Potter.

Draco has always driven Harry crazy with the things he does, a clandestine meeting in a Muggle hotel only sending him further into madness. HP/DM.

When bored employees start playing a game on Ministry premises, Harry is ordered to locate and expose the culprits, which would be a lot easier if he wasn't a participant. And he's not quite ready to stop playing. No mature content OMG REALLY?

Summary: In 6th year Draco feels his life going out of control. The only thing he can trust is the logic in numbers. He is calmed when he finds something new to count, Muggles call them 'calories'

When you're 18, and nothing is as it was meant to be, sometimes it can be hard to let the right people know what you are thinking. Thankfully, Draco Malfoy owns a quill.

Kenny's desperate, but proud and secretive of it. Kyle knows him better than that; he's determined to make sure that Kenny comes out on top in the end.

Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, Aurors, are forced to join a televised global race in order to provide some free positive publicity for the Ministry, despite the fact that Aurors Potter and Malfoy don't exactly get along. MATURE ADULT CONTENT. It's also my favourite fic.

HPDM slash. Full title: A Course of Action Not Recommended in the Auror Manual. Minister Malfoy has to be reminded that, although he has political power, he does not have power over everything. COMPLETE.

A contagion aboard the Enterprise brings everyone's true emotions to the surface, even those buried under layers of logic. Based on TOS episode "The Naked Time".

SSHPDM slash. Harry, trapped in his Animagus form, stumbles upon Draco and Snape, who are trapped in a decaying relationship. All three of them will have to become more human. COMPLETE.

HPDM preslash. A moment during a Quidditch game. COMPLETE.

HPDM slash, onesided HPGW. Harry thinks he and Ginny are dating. Ginny, who doesn't want him, must send him back into the waiting arms of Draco. A story of love and Quidditch. COMPLETE.

"Join us for an evening of debauchery! Moors shall sway. Fat ladies shall sing. Chickens, contrary to their training, shall run amok!" An unexpected invitation to Malfoy's costume party leads to some rather pleasant consequences. H/D EWE crack-ish!fic

With the intent to avenge his friend, Harry accidentally 'love dusts' himself in the presence of Draco Malfoy I call this my 'Willow' rip off fic, both the dusted dialogue & the dust of broken hearts are taken from said film with intent to spoof ;P

After an accident forces Harry away from professional Quidditch and back to Hogwarts, he discovers the healing abilities of a certain former Slytherin. Co-written by Arineat & Digitallace for hd smoochfest on LJ. H/D, EWE, M/M, - 5 parts.

Written Pre HBP for the challenge quote:'It is all of these things and more, that keep us together.' Harry looks back on his friendship with Draco and wishes it were more.

It all began with biscuits and hot chocolate. HD slash. Veela-Fic kind of? Complete.

AU, HPDM slash. Harry has a gift that let him defeat Voldemort and has made his living ever since. He's used to surprises. But he may not be used to the surprise he finds in Draco Malfoy. COMPLETE.

AU. During the summer between Harry's 5th and 6th year, an ancestor of Harry's discovers the last of the line has been mistreated and decides it's time to intercede. Over 3,000,000 views. Characters belong to J.K. Rowling.

Jim's having a bad day. Weird Dreams, Snarky First Officer... what's a Captain to do? Make sure his next mission goes well, of course.

Draco would swear he's the world's unluckiest person. Maybe the answer to his problem lies in Harry Potter, whose life is seemingly charmed. He resolves to stick as close to Potter as possible, in the hopes that maybe some of that luck will rub off.

Harry has become a recluse, hiding away from the rest of the wizarding world. One day, Draco Malfoy turns up at his doorstep asking for his help. Harry/Draco

Returning to Hogwarts was not Draco's idea of a good time. Especially not with Veela genes, growing wings, and Potter's new healing obsession. Switching POV, SLASH, H/D

"Dagger of the Mind" Reboot style, shaken but not stirred... "Spock, this isn't what it looks like."

As Harry reluctantly develops a working relationship with Draco Malfoy, he finds himself becoming interested in more than just business.

Long one-shot. The new exchange student is beautiful and kind. He is also a vampire, and borderline suicidal, but many of Forks' residences don't notice. The Cullens do, but he doesn't want anything to do with them, just to find someone. NOT Edward/Harry

Harry has many things to cherish and soon a brooding vampire would join that list However, is Edward ready to face the complications that come with being involved with the Dark Lord's son? Slash. AU. Dark Harry. EC/HP.

Shamelessly twists seemingly innocent canon scenes in Book 6&7 to show how Draco helplessly and unexpectedly surrendered to Harry. Complete. HP/DM

Stan goes through some of the most ridiculous things just to satisfy his curiosity. Style. Rated M for graphic smut!

Harry runs into Snape while trying to find the definition of home, and finds himself drawn into Snape's Order task, finding a location outside of London. Along the way, he and Snape learn a few new definitions themselves. Guardian/Adoption fic.

Jim is cold. Spock is hot. Temperature-hot, of course.

Sort of an alternate reality fic in which Draco and Harry discover they are brothers, much to Draco's... rage. This is not a fluffy, happy fic and contains POSSIBLY DISTURBING MATURE ADULT CONTENT and all that. Be warned.

A world weary Harry Potter stumbles, quite literally, across a suicidal vampire in the back alleys of Brazil. When one life falls apart, there's always another waiting, even if it's where you least expect it. ECxHP

It all started with the day from hell and Jim's resolution that Spock really didn't want him as a friend. So why is the stubborn Vulcan now stalking him?

Baker!Harry, Smitten!Draco and some very delicious dessert debauchery. Warnings for Slash, Chocolate-covered Harry and eminent hunger pains.

HP/DM oneshot. Only months after the end of his marriage, Harry runs into someone that he never expected to see again and is flooded by memories, jealousy and a desperate need to fix his mistakes. Slight DM/BZ. Mentions of HP/GW, RW/HG. Explicit content.

Harry is following Draco, as usual. This is pretty much complete PWP, so heed the usual MATURE ADULT CONTENT thingy. This is where Dyson's glove kink began.

A Valentine's Ball - love is in the air... along with paper hearts. Warnings: slash, HPDM, DTSF

Getting drunk was a mistake, especially since it led to Harry waking up naked in Draco Malfoy's bed. But mistakes can have positive repercussions and Harry finds himself learning to appreciate the blonde. Sadly, the course of love never did run smooth.

Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D

AU. After losing a football scholarship due to an accident, Stanley Marsh accepts a job as a servant for the town's richest guy: Kyle Broflovski. Eventual Style, collab with eishi.

Potter is hot and Draco has a plan. Nothing could possibly go wrong with the luck of Felix Felicis on his side… Written for HP getlucky fest

HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry didn't mean to start liking Draco Malfoy. It just happened. COMPLETE.

For a reason unbeknown to him, Kenny shoves a redheaded boy he's never seen out of the way of an oncoming truck. After Kenny's funeral, Stan is compelled to find what about the stranger was so alluring that Kenny had to die for him to live. StanKyle/Style

Draco smiled slowly, a plan already forming in his head, “I think we need a role model, Blaise, a leader if you will; someone who can set an example..." HarryDraco Slash.

Harry and Castiel are caught in bed by none other than Sam and Dean. Read on how they react. SLASH. Oneshot.

Auror Harry Potter is assigned a tedious task - surveillance of a house on the south coast, a suspected trafficking point. He is also assigned a new partner, and the choice does not please him at all - at first. Harry/Draco.

Just to prove my point, I put my fingertip right under the fold of his second chin, smirk and say, “Yeah. That’s right. My name is Raven.” Style, Kyle/Kenny.

When you want something, you have to take it. You have to grab it by the balls, and throw down. SLASH. Craig/Clyde, Craig/Token, Style, and K squared.

SS/HP Severus and Harry are in a relationship, one Severus believes he has settled for. In order to appreciate Harry for who he really is, Severus must let go of the past. All it takes is a moment. Written for SeverusSighs' Anti-Valentine's Day Fest.

Due to Voldemort's... insanity, Severus is forced to take an unidentified potion. When the effects of said potion take place, what does Dumbledore do? Send him to the one person he feels he can trust of course. Not slash. RR please. I HAVE RETURNED!

There's something to be said about unrequited love; primarily that it sucks. Draco Malfoy can attest to this. Slash. Creature-Fic.

Harry has returned to Hogwarts as the new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor. Snape helps him find the life he lost when he died fighting Voldemort.

A mad dark wizard's curse hits Harry. Harry becomes very small in Snape's eyes. Snape is alive when he shouldn't be and just a little pissy. SLASH. HP/SS. slavery, not D/s but sorta teasing that way. HPB and DH compliant. This Story is now COMPLETE!

I have a condition. I’m going to forget everything. I’m going to forget you. And there’s nothing you can do about it. NaruGaara. Yaoi. AU. 3-Part-fic. Sequel included.

A mysterious hairbrush in Stan's pocket is sticking into Kyle's back and he's already pissed.

Draco Malfoy's postwar career as a Ministry functionary has been a slow progression upwards in the world. So it seems profoundly unfair that it should all be thrown into disarray by a combination of undersized vegetables and the disillusioned Head Auror.

AU. "Go and wake Severus," Albus instructed Harry, "Do nothing else, speak to nobody else." The Lightning-Struck Tower HBP Revisited: What if Harry would have had enough time to speak to Snape the night of Dumbledore's death? Snarry. Slash. Oneshot.

AU. HPDM slash. Harry discovers that he can banish Voldemort, and it will only involve swearing to be a virgin for the rest of his life! After he swears the vow and it works, along comes Malfoy to reveal a tiny little complication. Threeshot. COMPLETE.

Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he's not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly. HPDM. Oneshot of epic proportions.

Even though he's unarmed, injured, lost in the Forbidden Forest, and facing a possible murder charge, Draco Malfoy gets lucky. HPDM. SLASH. Hogwarts fic. Written for the Harry/Draco Holidays Fest on Live Journal as a gift for the lovely Aja. Complete.

Harry struggles to rebuild his life after a horrific assault. In the Muggle world, there is Dr Hill. At Hogwarts, he discovers Professor Snape. //Snape & Harry

It's Dean and Orion's second anniversary, and Orion has a suprise up his sleeve... Or he would if he was wearing sleeves. Dean/Harry Oneshot Contains M/M, gay marriage, crossdressing, sexual scenes, and strong language.

It's Christmastime at Hogwarts. Two teens become involved in activities that neither of them expected. Surely it can't all be the work of Wrackspurts? Rated M for a reason, peepz. Don't like, don't read. Giftfic for Willikins. Oneshot.

A PHOENIX II/BEN BARRETT COLLAB. After Wendy dumps him, Stan decides to end it all. Can three spirits from the afterlife convince him that there's something worth living for? Style.

HPDM slash, oneshot. Brain damaged by a Dark curse, Harry now speaks Latin instead of English. The Healers want him to go back to 'normal.' Enter Draco Malfoy, who is determined that Harry should be what he wants to be. COMPLETE.

Fang, I'm employing your services as a space heater" a short sweet faxy oneshot

Oneshot! It's been done before but why not? Draco loses his diary. Who finds it you ask? None other than his very muse for writing, Harry James Potter. What could possibly be written in that diary that upsets Draco so to lose it? Rated for language

Harry is left dazed and confused after seeing Draco Malfoy in a fashion show. He's now questioning his sexuality and feelings for Malfoy when he's assigned to protect him from a crazed fan. Worst of all, Malfoy seems to want nothing to do with him. DMHP.

Draco felt his world flip upside down when he realised that he had turned Harry Potter blind. Complete. HP/DM

HPDM slash, oneshot. Persephone was a fool to fear Hades. COMPLETE.

A midnight escapade does not go as planned when Harry finds himself injured, locked in Snape's storage room and worst of all, doused in Veritaserum. And this is all before Snape finds him. Winner of the Potions and Snitches 2009 Prompt Fest.

In the midst of the Second War, Draco Malfoy witnesses his father's capture of Harry Potter. Draco is given a mission: to watch the Boy Who Lived. But in the dungeons of Malfoy Manor, something besides hate and enmity is born between two desperate souls.

Thomas Haliburton wrote, "Hope is a pleasant acquaintance, but an unsafe friend." [Under Revision]

Having Harry Potter locked up as a dangerous beast, the Ministry shows no signs of gratitude for the Defeater of Voldemort. Until there is a new threat to be considered...HPDM

Back at Hogwarts for a belated seventh year, Draco Malfoy discovers a mirror that sees too much. Ironically, Harry Potter then discovers Draco, and also sees too much. Stupid stalking git.

HPDM, ASS. "You look so much like your father!" Al Potter is tired of hearing that sentence. But if he plays his cards right, maybe he'll never have to hear it again. COMPLETE.

Harry never believed in angels, but now that he's encountered them...he's not quite sure what to think. Harry/Castiel. SLASH! ONESHOT! DRABBLE!

Naruto gets wind of a club Sakura and Karin started. He isn't very happy that he wasn't invited! He, and a few of the other not girly guys in Konoha decide to go spy! They end up hearing some things they really didn't bargain for! SasuNaru, other pairings

*Friendship* "I have this feeling that someone important in our lives told us something about something." "Yes, Kahl. Your doctor. He told you to get the sand out of your vagina,” Cartman said helpfully.

Draco is sent to retrieve an out-of-control Harry Potter from a local nightclub. Written for Alaana-Fair's birthday on Livejournal. MATURE ADULT CONTENT, ETC.

Harry and Malfoy are the bane of their Professors lives. When they finally go too far, can the teachers new idea help them stop fighting? Or will it push them away? HPDM, Slash, Drarry.

He was a compassionate, curious boy with far too much optimism who had unexpectedly shown up on the street one cold day, when Tom had felt lonely. His name was Harry, and if Tom could ever call someone a friend, it would have to be him.

Sasuke has a squirt bottle that becomes Naruto’s new enemy. Now its Naruto quest to defeat the enemy for his prize! In celebration of NaruSasu day! NaruSasu

What happens when Moody's Transfiguration spell on Draco the Amazing Bouncing Ferret can't be reversed for a week? Harry Potter has no choice but to take care of Draco, almost like a... pet. Complete. HP/DM

I couldn't help the overwhelming feeling of guilt that suddenly filled me. What was I thinking those years ago? How had I ever let him go? I didn't have the answers to this yet. All I knew was that I needed him back. Style, Stendy, minor Cryde, Stan's POV

After losing everything, one boy must decide what’s worth having in life. Slash, Kyan.

“Fine Potter! You want to know what is wrong with me?” he yelled. Looking like a wild animal going after his pray, he slowly stalked towrds me, but I did not move an inch... Leaning closer to my face, he whispered in my ear “I’m dead Potter” HP/SS Vampire

Lance Sweets had never been a foster child. He had never been whipped, or punched, or thrown against a wall. And Lance Sweets had never met Temperance Brennan until her first therapy session. But Lance Bennett was another story. Mayhem/past oneshot.

HPDM slash. Harry investigates a mysterious death at Draco's magic club, Corybantes. Someone has to be lying for the man to have died as he did- and Harry is afraid it's Draco. COMPLETE.

when snape told harry to leave, thats what he did. five years later harry has found his niche in a pub in a small muggle town. how will harry cope when three strangers bring up past hurts?

Draco Malfoy was never one to turn down a challenge. But what happens when his friends bet that he can't get Harry Potter to go out with him? SLASH

Kyle hasn't spoken to any of the guys in over a year. But alas, his gay friends are bored, and messing with the schools not really gang is appealing for fun. But Cartman's not so okay with his former friends' renewed contact. Slash. Pairings inside.

HPDM preslash. Draco wants only the best in magical snakes for his son, and that means turning to serpent-breeder Harry Potter. Harry, who thought he had settled his grudges with Malfoy long ago, is startled by the way he responds. COMPLETE.

H/D slash. Malfoy always did have an odd way of going after what he wanted.

Harry's captured by the Death Eaters and imprisoned in a room of solid crystal. The Order's only spy has been discovered. Is there any hope that he'll be rescued, and how will his experience effect him?

Mikan is cold, distant, and a tomboy. When she drops a riceball on Nogi Ruka's head the popular group of the school finds an interest in her. Now they want to get to know her but she wont let them! Will they open her up? Will she find love on the way? NxM

Clyde, after hearing from Craig, finds out that the girls have started making lists again. And this time, the one the boys are trying to get their hands on is the 'Couples List'. Full of secret crushes and private relationships. Stan isn't happy. Style

It was a fine, beautiful, sunny day when Albus Potter stumbled on his father and Draco Malfoy in bed together. Complete. HP/DM

DM/HP-Scoundrel, libertine, whore: words often used to describe Draco Malfoy, but what happens when the man who seeks only to conquer new lovers, gets bored and chooses a more difficult target? Will Harry give into Malfoy or will Draco be left wanting?

After the war Harry decides to go to stanford where he meets Sam Winchester and becomes close friends. after Jessica dies Harry tells Sam & Dean who he is and decides to help them find their father, while falling for one of the brothers. rating may change

Ginny stands Harry up at the altar, leaving him miserable and confused. Enter one Draco Malfoy, solicitor, who manages to muddy the situation even more when he and Harry get marooned on an island. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language.

Gazzy's sick, but that doesn't stop him and Iggy from humiliating Max...

“I’ve won…” These words have haunted him for almost a year now. It’s almost time for his execution. About a day and his life would be taken away from him, not that he cared anymore. Uzumaki Naruto was dead. And he was the one who killed him.

Draco's playing a game of hide-and-seek, but Harry isn't sure about the rules. Complete. HP/DM

Sasuke is the biggest playboy in school, he's athletic, smart, and has perfect features. He’s able to get any girl he wants, but he is only attracted to that damned, innocent boy, Uzumaki Naruto. SN Crack.

COMPLETE, StanKyle. She wanted me to be the perfect boyfriend. He wanted me to be the perfect best friend. I couldn't be both, could I?

Harry lost a bet, Draco took a chance. Light bondage? Eh, there's a collar... SLASH, if you don't like don't read. Oh, and reviews are what love is made of ;o

Complete, Pre-OOTP, Fred/George/Harry. Ginny Weasley's new plot has some drastic consequences for one Harry Potter. Cat Boy!Harry WIP

HPDM slash. Draco is imprisoned and tortured by a mad Lucius after the war. He uses astral travel to spare his sanity. Imagine his surprise when he comes on Harry Potter, a werewolf Harry Potter, in the Forest of Dean. COMPLETE

You can take the daredevil out of Iowa, but you can't ever take the driving-off-cliffs out of James T. Kirk, as the unfortunate crew of the Enterprise soon learns.

Nine flashes of existence in nine drabbles. Bits and pieces in the lives of Nathaniel and Bartimaeus. BartxNat.

Harry goes to Snape with a dying wish.

A series of drabbles focusing on various pairings, points of view and situations. Most pairings will be Bartimaeus/Nathaniel or Ptolemy/Bartimaeus

HPDM slash. Harry has his life all sorted out. Then he gets summoned to another universe by a version of himself who wants him to woo that universe's version of Draco Malfoy. Lovely. COMPLETE.

In which Stan is obvious, Kyle is oblivious and Kenny...well, Kenny's just obscene. Oh, the troubles one has to face for the sake of love!

The rewritten version :D much longer and a really , really long lemon so please read and review ... the title says it all hot babysitter gets seduced by blond boy; heavy lemon

Kyle's Bar Mitzvah gets a little strange by the time that practically the entire town is accusing him and Stan of being gay. But, not without good reason. StanKyle one-shot.

An accident leaves Draco and Harry bound tightly together. Literally. EWE, Hogwarts!fic, the "Eight Year", forced bonding . . . no, wait, forced bondage fic, detention cliché, accidental kissing, HPDM, SLASH.

And those are hot. Kenny is a severe hottie.

Oct.31,1981 Harry Potter's parents died one tragic night at the hand of Lord Voldemort. No one questioned it. 23 years later, Harry's beginning to find that jumping to conclusions wasn't the best idea- he gets the feeling John Winchester would agree DWHP

Draco Malfoy always knew that the Dark Lord would one day return. He also knew that the only way the Light could win was if their precious Boy-Who-Lived couldn't be touched by the likes of his father.

FG/HP A society of werewolves has nothing to fear, except The Lambs, a collection of elemental werewolf-hunters. If that wasn’t enough to worry about Fenrir has to figure out how to kidnap the Lambs’ Heir, Harry – his mate. Full summary inside.

Kenny has an interesting word trick for Kyle. Rated M to be safe.

As a matter of fact, I can charm anyone if I want to", Malfoy lowered his voice and a scary, challenging look appeared in his eyes. "Even you." HPDM, a detention, a challenge and some of that usual sexual tension .. do I need to say more?

Harry becomes a mental patient in his own home and its Draco Malfoy's job to set his mind free. What horrors lurk in Harry's past, and what is the secret Harry is keeping from Draco? Multi-Warnings! PLEASE READ WARNING FIRST! COMPLETE

Stan likes Kyle. Good news, Kyle's single. Bad news, Cartman insists on helping them get together. Will Cartman's totally out of character acts of random kindness pay off for Stan? Or will he be stuck Kyle-less until the end of highschool?

SS/HP Severus should have died in the Shack and gone on to a relaxing death in hell - or heaven. However, while he managed the first, he fell short at the second. Now he's stuck in the land of the living, invisible to all but one: Harry Potter. SLASH.

Forced to spend weeks together in a small cage as ferrets, life can't be the same anymore for Harry and Draco. Are new perspectives and new allies enough for our heroes to come through the upcoming war? H/D.

Draco Malfoy has woken in muggle London, unaware of his name or his past. When Harry finds him he is healthy, content and preparing to marry a stranger. While trying to help Draco recover his memory, Harry falls in love with him and oddness ensues.

COMPLETED. SLASH, HPDM. All Draco wants is Harry Potter's friendship, just to make his new Auror job more bearable. However, after Harry stubbornly pays more attention to his secret admirer, Draco is forced to resort to drastic measures. PostDH, EWE

COMPLETE. A spell is cast on Harry which creates lots of angst. Draco comes along and creates lots of fluff. Hurrah. Not HBP/DH compliant. Slaaaaaash!

HPDM slash. Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them act like fools. Draco knew the way to win Harry's heart was to go so slowly he wouldn't realize you were doing it. Threeshot.

Arriving at every conclusion except for the correct one, Kenny brings oblivious to a whole new level. But really, it would be a lot easier to figure out who Stan and Kyle are dating if they'd stop spending so much time together. Oneshot, crack, Stan/Kyle.

Sometimes, you have to remember that what he doesn't know will not hurt him. Mysterion x Kyle. /Pre Coon&Friends trilogy/

YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.

It's easier to be someone else. To tell one lie that turns into another, which turns into another, which turns into something so messy it can never be undone. HPGW some HPFW, graphic lemony MM

Lorcan and Lysander Scamander are twins with a more than brotherly affection for each other. Extremely mature content warning. I'm not joking.

Gravely wounded by a stray curse, Harry lies beneath the battle and waits, because he can't do much else.

Please trust me Harry. Please?"..Draco turns up on Harrys doorstep, bit dark and twisted, not a happy ending, oneshot, HPDM

Harry Potter is acting differently, and Draco wants to know why.

Stars well-dressed!Harry and somewhat-in-denial!Draco as the seventh years celebrate the end of school. Also includes leather-trousers!Harry, karaoke and an intriguing game of truth or dare. dm/hp drarry SLASH

HPDM slash, LMNM, oneshot. Narcissa is trying to live her life after the war, and to let Draco live his own and make his own decisions. She does have the advice of a Seer to cling to: He will find beauty. COMPLETE.

Oneshot, HPDM slash. Harry and Ginny are getting married because, well, it's what everyone expects them to do. It's like Draco Malfoy to start Courting Harry right in the middle of the wedding preparations.

HPDM slash. After Harry returned from torture horribly scarred, Draco rejected him in revulsion. But in the years since, Harry has prospered- and Draco may have a chance to learn that more than beauty matters.

Draco definitely should have yelled or thrown something at Potter’s head or something, because it was clear that he, Draco, was much more suited to the role of Harry Potter’s eye candy than Snape was. A love potion backfires on Harry in Potions. One-shot.

There was the land of Gryffindor and the land of Slytherin, one held the humans and the other the Anigmi with some considered as Familiars. A tale of a prince enamored with the strangest Familiar of them all, is this true love or has this author lost hope

It's Halloween and Something is hunting Harry - if only he could get Severus to believe him. Takes place during Harry's Fifth year, not OotP compliant. My take on the Halloween!fic.

D/H Slash - When Ginny breaks things off with him, Harry turns to his work partner Draco for comfort, but can Draco provide more than just simple friendship and a couch to sleep on?

Stan is assigned an essay about phobias, and Kyle sure is a big help. Style one-shot, from, like, the beginning of time.

When Potions Professor Draco Malfoy has an accident that costs him the last four years of his memory, Harry Potter, with the grudging assistance of Severus Snape's portrait, is the only one who can help him. Co-written with scrtkpr.

Pizza and Mortal Kombat aren’t enough to keep Stan’s mind off a certain Jewish red-head.

One hundred and eighty-three days and everything has changed. HxD, DxS, HxS, HxDxS. Threesome, non-con, hurt/comfort

Stan flirts with every boy except the one he really wants. But what does Kyle want? Stan/Kyle

HPDM slash, oneshot. You know those stories where Harry and Draco have long, angsty misunderstandings that could be solved if they talked for five minutes like reasonable people? This is not one of those stories.

HPSS slash, oneshot. When his son James is wounded, Harry goes to Snape for help. Snape, of course, has a price. Harry pays it, and Snape finds himself paying his own price, in wonder, doubt, and something very much like love.

It's Friday the 13th! What kinds of bad things can happen to wizards on this day, one known for being the bad luck day...? Especially when Snape has them make luck potions. DMHP Oneshot. Bottom!Harry

Oneshot, HPDM preslash. Harry never expected to be invited to the reading of Lucius Malfoy's will. It all goes downhill from there.

Crackfic alert! Harry's unorthodox approach to potion-making earns Snape's suspicion and a "secret mission" for Draco. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

ZADR - Within the confines of the specially made cage, Zim struggled to escape. Revenge is sweet, and blood is sweeter.

After Veritaserum induces Draco into a horrific confession during Potions, Harry has to decide wether he should cross that line between love and hate through a series of recollections done under the stars.

After seven years together Harry finally wants more from his relationship with Draco Malfoy.Unfortunately Draco isn't ready to give it and when it turns out it's too late, turns on him.Sev is there for him but it's not that easy to leave a Malfoy.

Draco has decided that in order to get to Harry, he's going to have to sneak into his life in a very elaborate disguise...A little fluffy, a little OOC. Now a two-shot.

It was sickening, and Harry hated it. Hated that someone could have such an effect on him without even trying, hated that he felt this way about someone when nothing had even ever happened between them. Disgusting. It was like the blond was a disease.HPDM

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

Eric Cartman finally realizes he is in love with a certain worshipped Jewish boy. But Kyle is already deeply in love with Stan, and that burns Cartman up. One day the anger gets the best of him. *THIS STORY CONTAINS BOYxBOY UNGRAPHIC RAPE*

Harry/Draco. Like a ghost the insomniac Harry haunts the school corridors every night, but his feet always lead him to a certain sleep ridden boy with moonlit complexion and quicksilver tongue.

Harry finds Malfoy in a petshop and brings him home, wanting to know why he was there, and why he was a ferret again. What ensues is a bit of this, a bit of that, and a dash of slash. HPDM, after 6th year, no DH. Now with more plot!

Kenny's final death brings Kyle back to South Park after 11 years of living in California. Little does he or Stan know, but even in death Kenny has plans for his two estranged friends. StanBebe ending in StanKyle. COMPLETE w/ EPI.

Harry needs Draco to help him find Greg Goyle before a psychotic killer does. Draco is more interested in pursuing Harry. Written for hp wintersmut on Livejournal. This is EWE because the epilogue was mysteriously ripped out of my copy of Deathly Hallows

Harry and Draco babysit Rose Weasley and, very unfortunately, hear her first word. Harry/Draco SLASH

Ignores DH. HPDM slash. Months after Draco cast a curse that took Harry's eyesight, Harry is still coming to terms with it. Draco just wanted forgiveness, which was probably the problem. Oneshot.

I referred to this as My Stupid Veela Fic until I decided it was fairly good. Harry is a Veela, for a change, since I was tired of Draco!Veela stories. This fic contains MATURE adult content.

HPDM slash, DH SPOILERS. When centaurs kidnap a Hogwarts student, Auror Potter is tapped to find her. He understands that. What he doesn't understand is why he's being assigned astronomer Draco Malfoy, of all people, as a temporary partner. Threeshot.

Craigs always been known for his temper but when it threatens Kyle’s day, the redhead is forced to figure out just why he's so angry. Warning: Crack

NO DH spoilers, HPDM slash. Draco just wants to do his job and keep the newly competent Death Eaters from assassinating Potter. Potter just wants to flirt with him. It is not much fun to be Draco Malfoy right now. Warning: Absolutely ridiculous.

THE EDITED VERSION. In which Stan becomes jealous of Kenny’s bold advances.

After losing a bet Harry has a huge favour to ask of Malfoy. It would make things so much easier if the Slytherin would just say no. Features very slight Ds. Oneshot. HarryDraco SLASH

HPDM preslash, AU postwar, no spoilers. Draco is a PsycheDiver, and his newest patient is Auror Potter, who’s been a pathological liar for over a year—and has just tried to violently end his own life.

Short crackfic. Naruto pisses off a bunch of ANBU, expecting to lose them in a crowd. The only one he doesn't lose is Mr. Panda. An evil panda is chasing meeeee. Oneshot.

Stan and Kyle lighten the mood after waking up in an awkward position. Style?

Draco thinks he's found the perfect prank, but he's caught and his punishment is to take care of a fiveyearold Harry. His views on the Boy Who Lived, along with the GoldenTrio changes, but what happens when Harry returns? Will he change loyalties? SLASH

Love, the most powerful force on earth. Voldemort, the most powerful Dark Lord ever. Vendo Diligo, the most potent love potion that exists. Harry Potter, the unfortunate victim subjected to all three. Emotions are wicked things. Slash. FIN!

I turned him over to the scientists once I defeated him. I suppose I was just too nostalgic to do anything else. It was, after all, a promise that had existed between us since the very beginning. -oneshot-

Harry defeated Voldemort: his act of heroism is famous throughout the wizarding world. Something peculiar is happening to him, something he never would have expected. (Complete)

[COMPLETE Slash: HPxLV, HPxLM, HPxSS] Taken as a child, Harry grows up knowing Nagini as his caretaker and Voldemort as a person that he'd like nothing more than to impress...

AU – The life of Harry Potter, the schoolteacher, changes abruptly, when a party of rich, unmarried men comes to visit his town. Will he be able to win over the man he loves?