Welcome to my AwesomeRific Profile!

10/22/08- One of my favorite stories, What If by Serenula, was STOLEN and entered in a contest! This PERSON (If you can call them that) actually WON! I feel terrible for Serenula, and make sure to message or review her story giving her support! This is a shout out to Serenula, and I hope nothing like this happens to your FanFictions!

And now here is a short convo with the Cullen's about this situation

Bella: That's really mean

Edward: Hmmm...

Alice: WHAT!? That's terrible!

Jasper: Ouch

Emmett: Ooh that sucks

Rosalie: Looks up from mirror What? Oh, right, hope it all goes well

Carlisle: Did you try reporting that person?

Esme: Oh I'm so sorry

Jacob: That stinks

Again, Serenula, I wish you luck!

Soooo yeah.

I don't know what to talk about.

Eerrrr...I like poptarts!

ALICE CULLEN: Oh god, you're SUPPOSED to be a writer! And you can't even write you're own profile?

LIL: I can, but I'm not inspired! :(

ALICE CULLEN: GET inspired then! Geex!

Okay so I took Alice's advice and spent my time thinking of an awesomerific profile!

Make sure to read all the different sections! :)

A werewolf sized thank you to the first 10 people who reviewed!

1. Bailey H. Cullen The FIRST person who reviewed! Ohmgee you rule! :) You get a whole lot of thanks from the author, and basically, you rule! You're grand prize is a date with Edward Cullen!

EDWARD: Hey! I didn't agree to any of this!
Too bad.

2.Bella Cullen33 the SECOND person who reviewed! You get a silver medal, WOOH!

3. Ton Of Feathers the THIRD person who reviewed! Hip hip hooray!

4. BlindWind is the FOURTH person who reviewed!

5. werewolves-like-baking is the FIFTH person who reviewed!

(Awesome pen-name, by the way)

6. Princess LeBlanc is the SIXTH person who reviewed!

7. forbidden_moon_lover is the SEVENTH person who reviewed

(Also her review was hilarious)

"Write more damnit!! For the love of Carlisle, write more! I have a cold! Take pity on me!"

Do you mind if I use that line?

About Me:

Hello everybody! Its a pleasure to meet you! My name is Lily! And heres a few things you should know about me...

AGE: None Of Your Business! : P
COUNTRY: USA
STATUS: Single : (
FAVORITE THINGS:
Twilight Saga
The Sims 2
Chocolate Ice Cream
My Ipod
Hugs
Really Big Roller Coasters
Sunsets
Sappy Romance Movies
Shopping
But most importantly...
Friends, Family, My Two Dogs, and even my fish Romeo! : D

Oh who am I kidding everyone knows EDWARD CULLEN is the best!!

My opinions on the Twilight Saga (No spoilers)

Favorite of All! The 1st best and original Twilight

2nd Favorite! New Moon!

3rd Favorite! Breaking Dawn!

4th Favorite: Eclipse!

Pro Edward or Jacob?

I'm pro Edward

Favorite Word

guacamole

A mexican cream made out of old avocadoe's and spices

Try saying that 5 x fast!

A Story In The Works??

I have a couple ideas for another twilight story!

Please Pm Me Your Opinions

1. A story where Bella, Rosalie, Renesmee, Alice, Angela, Leah, Emily, AND Jane have to survive a sleepover together??

2. A new moon story where Bella becomes paralyzed?

3. A story about Jane's past? (I'm very intrigued by her)

4. A story where a human enters the Cullen world?

there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples
MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one
myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man
looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my
MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know;
youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make
any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high
shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what
ever she could. Her and her friend started to get
worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you
just said about me with your friend like a
minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him
hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes
watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really
matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me
from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its
not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says
love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really
scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was
still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said
anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on
the ground dead. She started to scream but when she
turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two
minutes here will be three men, one in your
bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that
very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die.

The end.

(Of my profile)

Bub-bye!