Backed by popular demand I have given you a whole story about Twilightxcommercial parodies...be amazed. If you have not read any of my others but like this one be sure to check out Edward's MasterCard, Esme's Cingular Texting, and Bella's RAZR...they are complete and utter randomness.

Random Dedication- This is for the Orbits Lady...everyone is always dirtying up their mouths and she always has to go around and clean them with gum...that poor woman...

Jacob's Orbits Gum

"Bella." We were standing on the beach. Bella looked as beautiful as ever, silhouetted against the horizon.

"I love you." I said with conviction. A slow smile spread across my face. "I think I always have loved you." I stared at her straight in the eye, not wanting her to misunderstand. "I'm telling you this now because I want you to choose me over him." Him refers to Edward Cullen aka Bella's current boyfriend and the filthy leech who broke my Bella's heart and stole her from me twice before.

"Jacob," Bella looked horrified. "I can't, Jake. I only love you like a brother. I love him."

"You can lean not to love him and to love me instead."

"I- I can't! We've already established that you have not imprinted on me. Can't you learn not to love me?"

"No." I said stubbornly, taking a sneaky step toward her. "It's not that easy. You're not someone I can just get over Bella. But don't worry. As long as you're heart still beats and there is still a chance I will fight him for you."

"My heart beats are already numbered, Jake."

"All the more reason to fight harder." I grabbed her chin with one hand and put the other on her back, pulling her toward me.

"No!" She gasped but it was too late.

I pressed my lips to hers. This was the first kiss of me life, the best kiss of my life. This must be what heaven feels like. It was perfect. It was the moment I had been waiting for and yet…

Bella's hands were trying to push my face back.

Anger flared in me. She was ruining it.

I kissed her more furiously, roughly.

Then, suddenly, she stopped. Her hands fell to her sides; everything relaxed.

I pulled back to examine her face.

Blank.

I kissed her again.

No reaction.

And again.

No responce.

A forth time. A fifth time.

I stopped, realizing I was not changing her mind.
"Are you finished?" She asked, emotionless.

I sighed. "Yes."

"Good." She said, then-. SMACK!

"OW! OW! OW!" She screamed. "Damn it, Jake! You broke my hand!"

I wanted to tell her that she broke her own hand, but I was suddenly distracted by a woman, dressed all in white, who had suddenly appeared beside me.

She had curled blonde hair and a huge smile plastered across her face. She posed with a …pack of gum?
"Who the hell are y-!?" I began but she was already speaking in an annoyingly high pitched voice.

"Dirty mouth? Clean it up with Orbits new Peppermint chews!" She handed Bella a piece of gum.

Bella accepted it with her working hand and popped it into her mouth. She chewed it briefly and then smiled hugely. Her teeth glittered brightly.

"Wait!" I said, looking at the woman. "Are you saying that I made Bella's mouth dirt-?"

"Fabulous!" She shouted, making me jump. She waved her hand as she said it and positioned herself into another pose.

I kind of wanted to break that hand too.

"What are you implyin-?"

"For a good clean feeling- No matter what!" She glanced at me coldly.

"I KNEW IT!" I screamed.

Stephenie Meyer sat in her living room, writing pad on one side, bowl of popcorn on the other. She stared at the TV in shock.
"Why didn't I think of that!?" She yelled, grabbing her notepad and scribbling notes. "Jacob then imprints one the Orbits lady and they have three sons….one of which is named Sergio…THIS IS GOLD!"

Aw, yes Stephenie. I am always watching out for you...giving you more good ideas...(watch out for The Orbits Lady- she'll be the main character in Breaking Dawn...WHO NEEDS BELLA! (jk))

Disclaimer- I do not own Twilight or Orbits gum. I know, I am such a fantastic writer that sometimes you're like, "Is this Stephenie?" But no. Do not be fooled by my greatness!

Ok now I'm going to be half serious. If you have any ideas for well known commercials please either PM me or review to one of my Twilight commercials stories (This one, Esme's Cingular Texting, Edward's MasterCard, or Bella's RAZR). Or if you have any characters that you want to see in a commercial. Review if you like it or if you don't or if you are amazed or if you are confused. (I get a lot of confused people.) I wll not be able to write for a while because of exams so be patient. THANK YOU!