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About me:

Gender: Neither! I'm an alien from space! Surprisingly (or maybe not), I'm not fond of Sci-Fi movies.

Age: You'd have to cut me open and count the rings

Concerning polls...:If you look at whatever polls I have up, they are often yes, no, or maybe questions. I do this because I like it when people PM me and would rather get someone's opinion in their own words. So vote in my poll and PM me your exact thoughts, even if it's just to vent your hatred of something. I like to listen.

Hobbies: Reading, writing, drawing, listening to music, video games, and ranting about the stupidity of the human race. Anything non-athletic really...

Fav books: too many to list

Fav movies: same as above, but near the top is Chocolate and The Adams Family, and added more recently, WarGames.

Fav anime: among them are Hellsing, Abenobashi, Jing: King of Bandits, and Vampire Hunter D (The second movie, the first one was just stupid, way off the book, and had horrible graphics) If anyone has a suggestion of something to watch, read, or listen to, I'd love it if you told me.

Things that annoy me:

The fact that so few people know that boys-love/girls-love and homosexuality are, in fact, different. Homosexuality is two people of the same gender and both being over eighteen in a romantic relationship (unless they're both in late high school/early college); Boys-love/girls-love is when it's a same-gender pairing such as a ten year old and an eighteen year old, or an eighteen and a twenty-five year old. Basically, if they aren't in the same school-age-group, (junior high, high school, college, etc.) it's boys-love/girls-love. You can try to budge me on this point, but I ain't gonna move. (Also, even if it's a boy-girl relationship, I believe that these points still apply)

Using religion as an excuse to do something (wars, descrimination, etc.)

The over-use of italics.

Severe miss-spellings; tell me if there are any on my page or in my stories.

The connection between the word 'emo' and cutting your wrists. 'Emo' means emotional, and while people who cut their wrists probably are emotional, it doesn't mean that only they can be called emo. Every person who cries at a funeral or wedding could be called emo.

Another thing about emo. Just because you wear a lot of black clothes and make-up, it doesn't make you emo. It makes you gothic. There is a difference!

More things are probably going to appear here.

Also, I thought I'd put in here that I miss the old review button. . .

Pairings I like:

Harry Potter:

HarryXDraco

HarryXVoldemort (only if Harry is of age, and Voldemort is de-aged several years. . . and he gets his nose back)

HarryXSnape (same as above, and only under strict conditions)

HarryXAnzu (see my story "Of Slytherins, Snakes, and the Japanese" for details)

I'm aware that all of these are yaoi, and I'd probably like non-yaoi pairings as well, I just haven't found any good non-yaoi stories yet; if you know of one tell me.

Legend of Zelda:

LinkXanyone despite gender except Ganon or Zelda. Sorry to any LinkXZelda fans, but the "Help me, I can't do a single useful thing to save my life" thing just doesn't do it for me. A GanonXZelda story might be interesting...

Naruto:

NarutoXanyone but Sakura. I don't believe I have to say any more about my boys-love issues.

Inuyasha:

InuyashaXKagome

SangoXMiroku

ShippoXKirara (I've always had a little fantasy of if Kirara was human-demon...)

SesshomaruXKagura The first time I saw Kagura I thought 'she should end up with Sesshomaru'. I don't know why.

SesshomaruXRin Only if Rin has gained quite a few years. Like, eleven years...so yeah, It'd be a futuristic fiction...

More to come to this section if I can ever think of any other anime, movies, books, or games (I'm sure I will, but right now my mind is drawing a blank)

I don't judge stories by their romantic pairings, although if I REALLY don't like the pairing I may be less likely to read the story.

Gay marriage:

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be totally destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans... --

Copy and paste if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

QUOTES!!

--Are you crazy?

Do you have to ask?

--There's a term for people like you: mad as cheese. --Waiting for God

--I'm not that evil. Really. I just get bored easily...--someone on my favorites

--Something that faultless is just made to be ruined --Mom

--And together, they form one whole entire half-wit --long-term memory

--If I believed in fate, I wouldn't be playing with loaded dice --The Road to Eldorado

--If you want to help people, you have to be prepared to be manipulated. --Anonymous

--Didn't like him much then, hate him now. --random person

--How can someone who doesn't like music own a record store? --High Fidelity (Jack Black! John Cusack! XD)

--Are you okay?

Of course I'm not okay! I've just been violated by a barnyard animal! --Shanghai Knights

--The author of Death Note was so asking for it when he chained L and Raito together. --Me

--Regrets are just a way for the foolish and the guilty to pass the time--someone on my mom's computer...(ha! I remember! It was Hakkai)

--You know why people's minds echo in thier heads in movies and stuff? It's cause there's nothing in there.--person

--You can't cheat death forever, but you can make the bastard work for it--unknown

--God, I've taken baths deeper than you--The Bucket List

--If you do not wish to find things you do not like, you should not search for them--Me

--What a piece of work is man--some famous guy

--It's always gotta be a life-threatening situation--person

--I park my porche, therefore I am--Waiting for God

--We live, we die, and the wheels on the bus go round and round...--The Bucket List

--When all the possibilities have been exhausted, the impossible becomes probable (Or something like that)--some famous guy

--gasp look out! It's tacky TV show gone deadly!--Friend

--I may look insane, but I'm really not--Molly

--I may look sane, but I'm really not--Molly (can you tell she's conflicted?)

--If I am insane, I was never meant to be sane--Me

--I am much too realistic to believe that a voice in my head can kill me--someone on my favorites list

--While losing one parent is unfortunate, losing both just looks like carelessness--The Importance of Being Earnest

--There can't possibly be two such genetic throwbacks in the boundaries of the same planet--Waiting for God

--Merciful Goddess my ass!--Sanzo from Saiyuki

--Vice is nice, but incest is best--not sure

--Sorry, but I'd apprieciate it if you didn't commit felonies in my friend's body.--An OOC Rei from Super Gals

--You can stop now; I'm already dead.--Abigail Folger

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried their daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had a realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court said I am an unfit mother because I now live with a another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to deal with society hating me.

I am a the man who stopped attending church, not becuase I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most: love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents that he loves another male.

Yes, I know this is depressing, but that's kind of the point. What is happening in today's society IS depressing. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong, or even if you just don't like that homosexuals are treated differently than other people. Please do your part to end it.

I am entirely opposed to any form of stereotyping. We're all different; we can't all fit into one person's idea what is right.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Annoyed Child, Ryu-chan the koorime,sqishy-muffin, AkatsukiFan, Shifter-youkai, ChOpStIcKsXOXO, blood-fire-dragon, Aqua and Marine, Lady Shikyo.

If you will never forgive Nintendo, Sega, and all of those other dudes for kicking Roy off the Brawl line-up, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that, if there are SO many "bad" things about homosexuals they can't possibly be true, copy and paste this into your profile

-98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which one to chose. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

-If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!!)

-If you've ever burst put laughing in a quite room, add this to your profile

If you are sometimes tempted to pic a random fandom and read the list of stories just so you can see all the weird pen names people have, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever ate a lot, I MEAN A LOT of candy then got REALLY hyper and ended up with a tummy ache. Copy and paste this into your profile.

-You dont care if you're not popular, you just who you are. Copy and paste this into your profile.

You have said something stupid and your friends laugh at it, Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually read through the copy and paste lists on people's profiles, copy and paste this into your profile.

-You have said somthing you were thinking out loud without knowing, copy this into your profile.

-You have sung stupid/funny songs out loud, while skipping too. Copy and add this into your profile.

-You have done something stupid/dangerous with your friends/family members or alone, add this into your profile.

-If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

-If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

-If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

-If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

-If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile.

-If you know someone who should spontaneously combust, burn to death in a fire, be fed to hungry lions, or die any other form of painful death, copy this into your profile.

-Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you cried when L died, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you think Light is an evil jackass for killing L and deserved to die, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that, but don't care and can see him with L anyway, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a slight and/or complete Death Note junkie, paste this in your profile.

If you are a yaoi fan/fangirl/fanboy , paste this in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to your self, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile

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If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have been called eccentric and/or enigmatic before, copy/paste this to your profile.

If you can type over 30 words per minute, paste this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you know who Domo-kun is, copy and paste this into your profile. (ps: DOMO WILL RULE THE WORLD!!)

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a yaoi fangirl and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you do many pointless things in your life and are either past or not yet to adolecence, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek)

If you know the difference between a nerd and a geek, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you listen to foreign bands with lyrics to songs in a language you can barely comprehend, copy and paste this in your profile.

If it is very possible that there is more than one of the same 'copy and paste' phrase in your profile, and you are to lazy to check, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have any pets that you swear were born the wrong species, copy and paste this into your profile, and put your name and what the pet should be: Kikai Seijun--my dog should be a mouse; Lady Shikyo--my cat should be a dog;

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

ToY has been started! Cookies to anyone who can figure out what ToY stands for (and yes, it stands for something). It is actually a phrase inside a sentence that Yoko says ONCE in the dub of Twelve Kingdoms. If no one figures it out, it will eventually appear in the story anyway.

Stories to Come in the 'near' future

Untitled (Naruto)

Summary:

Sasuke/Kyuubi (as human)Lately Kyuubi has been taking control of Naruto, and it's always when he and Sasuke are alone. Neither knows why this is happening, but Kyuubi is going to take advantage of his freedom to the fullest.

Untitled (Naruto)

Summary:A witch in Naruto-land decides to make things interesting for herself and resurrects Minato Namikaze, Naruto's father. She gives two conditions to the resurrected ninja: he may not make contact with Naruto, Sakura, or Sasuke, and he may not reveal who he is to anybody. What father could give up the chance to see their son all grown up? He agrees, but can he live with not even being seen by his son?

Untitled (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Summary:Edward and Alphonse aren't the only ones searching for the Philosopher's Stone…

Untitled (Google)

Summary:For all those pretty pretty boys you can find on google's image search. Behold, the yaoi! (Not PWP)

This may end up on FictionPress...

Untitled (Get Backers)

Summary: What if Ginji wasn't the happy-go-lucky guy we know and love? What if he was the same as all those years ago, when Ban found him and brought him into the Get Backers business?

If he was the quiet sad-eyed boy he was back then, then what would happen if he and Akabane got separated from their group on a visit to the Forbidden Fortress?

Guy-bonding/ not yaoi...probably

The Star of Sorrow (Trinity Blood)

Summary: "I'm sorry, love, but you are too interesting to kill" Genre: Romance, Tragedy

Untitled (Witch Hunter Robin)

Summary: Emotions blend. Suspitions rise. Love is born. View the story we know from his eyes, and find out what happens when what we know ends.

Untitled (Harry Potter)

Summary: Lucius, Voldemort, and Dumbledor have come up with a plan to force together our two favorite boys, but what happens when the Light become devious and things get drastically turned around? Who is the puppeteer playing in the shadows, and why can't the two victims of this plan use their magic?!

Untitled (Star Trek: The Next Generation)

Summary: Just what happened in the two years Lore was floating in space? How did he get onto the Pakleds' transport ship? And why does he want his emotions fixed so badly? LoreXOC

Lockdown (.hack)

Summary: God, as a rule, never interferes with humans directly. But We are different. We do not count as 'human'. Thus, We are fair game.

Black and White (The Legend of Zelda)

Summary: "My world has never been black and white. Just endless gray." Just another Dark/Link story...

Untitled ('And There Were None' or 'Ten Little Indians')

Summary: For Lombard, the most guilty, and my favorite.

I am Justice: 1st Edition (Death Note)

Summary:

"He is a fool. A bloody fool. But even a fool can be dangerous."

No yaoi; full summary inside. SPOILERS IN THE FIRST SENTENCE! NAME SPOILERS!...maybe... (This is different from the I am Justice I have already started. It was designed for my mom, who isn't a L/Raito fan cause she REALLY does not like Raito, but I kind of got side tracked...)

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

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Copy and paste this into your profile if when you were young... There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yugi-Oh actually had Yugi in it. You didn't get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED. Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell 'Volcano'. Pinky and the brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the Explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest thing since sliced bread. If you were, copy and paste then write your name. Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, Kaz-za-15, Taijiya Mizu, DarkBombayAngel.

Global Thermonuclear War.

A strange game.

The only winning move is not to play.

--WarGames