First of all, let's have a moment of silence for all who died on this day, September 11. -silence-

Angel: Hello all!

Yukane: Hey, I'm not in this one! -pouts-

Angel: Sorry! This just came tome today while I was talking to my friend. It was something about eating people.

Yukane: Uh-oh

Angel: Yeah, don't ask. Anyways, if you don't like Yaoi or SetoxJoey, then don't read. But to those who do, ENJOY!!

Yukane: Untainted-Angel does not own Yugioh.

Chapter 1

School. Why did it have to be so boring? The teachers droning on and on about a person who was hundreds of years dead who did this, contributed to that, killed this person, married that person, did these drugs…WHO EFFING CARES?! Focus on the here and now, PLEASE!! But sadly, no one listens. When do they ever?

But lets get back to the story. School. The place where all your dreams are created and/or crushed. Also the place where you get so bored you can't help but think about the people in the class. Even if you supposedly hate them…

The Beginning

History class started that day like any other. Pull out your textbook, turn in your homework, sit down, and pay attention. Of course, the teacher already knew no one would actually listen to her but she said that last part anyways. Who knows, maybe one day someone will actually listen. But not today. Everyone put on their "listening" faces and promptly dozed off.

Except for a certain blonde who we all know as Joey Wheeler. Yes, his eyes were glazed over, but he wasn't sleeping. Oh no. He's daydreaming.

'Hm…I wonder how that would taste…covered in chocolate…maybe some honey…' Joey thought, licking his lips. 'Would it have a cream filling? Oh, yeah. It would. Mmmm…Kai-WAIT A MINUTE!! WHY THE HELL AM I THINKING ABOUT EATING KAIBA?!' The blonde shook his head, trying to clear his head of the perverted thoughts. 'But I'm sure he'd taste good…covered in sweat…and chocolate…FUCK!! GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!'

A sudden noise from his midriff caught his attention. Oh. He was hungry. As usual. 'Well, if that's the case, maybe I shouldn't look at Kaiba. Even if he's in front of me.' So, with that thought, Joey looked around and began to stare at Anzu, one of his best friends. Maybe he would think about eating her instead of Kaiba…Wait. Eat Anzu? No thanks. Golden eyes wondered once more before resting on a really pretty girl with long hair and big boobs. Yeah. There you go.

'I wonder how those would feel…Hmmm…spray a little whip cream, make him scream…Wait, "him"? SHIT, NOT KAIBA AGAIN!!' Joey forced down a growl. This was really pissing him off. Here he was, staring at the hottest girl in class and all he could think about was his most hated enemy covered in various sweets and moaning. Joey was straight DAMN IT! But his imagination said otherwise.

Joey closed his eyes, trying to erase the thoughts in his head. But pictures of a certain blue eyed CEO danced over his closed lids, making his stomach growl and a certain part of him rise. 'Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, SHIT!! Stop it Joey, just stop. Enough.'

Finally Joey's torture ended as the bell rang. He raced out the door ahead of the rest of the class and was the first to get his food. He started wolfing down the food even before his friends joined him. When they did, they gave him odd looks.

"Joey, you okay?" Yugi asked, his wide amethyst eyes concerned. He was short and petite with spiky black hair tipped with purple. His blonde bangs were tucked behind his ears and out of his face. To this day, Joey is still startled that his friend's hair was natural.

"I'm fine, Yug'." Joey said after swallowing his current mouth full. "I was just having nightmares last period."

"Nightmares?" Tristan sniggered. He had pointy brown hair with matching eyes and was as tall as Joey himself.

"Joey, I saw you staring at Hanna." Anzu accused. "How could you be having nightmares?" Anzu had shoulder length brown hair and blue eyes. Though not as blue as Kaiba's.

Shit. He did it again. He thought about Kaiba. Growling, Joey attacked his food once more, imagining it was Kaiba's throat. Wait, bad idea.

"I was trying to distract myself." Joey said after swallowing. Tristan was laughing his head off while Anzu just sighed.

"Oh, hey Seto!" Yugi called, waving at the CEO. He obviously hadn't been paying attention. Hadn't Joey just said that he'd been having nightmares? Oh wait-He hadn't mentioned the subject of the dreams. Oh well. Think later, glare now.

And glare he did. Of course the brunette CEO noticed this and returned the glare with his icy trade mark stare.

"Mutt." Was all Kaiba said. Joey immediately jumped out of his seat and grabbed the other boy's shirt collar. He raised a fist to threaten Kaiba, snarling.

"Don't call me that, ya rich bastard!" The blonde said, his golden eyes narrowing. Kaiba smirked. Suddenly, more images flashed through Joey's mind and he stumbled back, releasing the CEO's shirt. Kaiba blinked at him for a moment before his smirk returned.

"What's wrong, Mutt? Decided to listen to you master?" The CEO taunted.

"LIKE HELL!!" Joey launched himself at his enemy and punched him. That done, he stalked over to his food, devoured the rest, then stalked out of the lunchroom, fuming. His destination was the bathroom. He had a problem in his pants. Sadly.

"Damn it!" Joey punched the stall wall, his pants already unzipped. Out came his erection, painfully hard thanks to the images floating around in his head. He grabbed himself roughly and began to move his hand up and down his length, stifling his moans. Why was Kaiba affecting him this way? Joey was straight, not to mention the fact that he despised the cold hearted CEO.

The thought of Kaiba covered in chocolate and whip cream made the blonde orgasm, a muffled moan escaping his lips. Why the hell was this happening? Usually he thought about a girl when he did this. But when he thought of a girl, it took him longer to come. Why was that? He liked girls.

Joey let out an exasperated sigh and zipped his pants back up. He exited the stall and washed his hands. Turning to leave the bathroom, he came face to face with Kaiba, who glared at him with his beautiful blue eyes. Wait, beautiful? That's not right…Joey returned the glare, silently blaming the CEO for his thoughts. He pushed past Kaiba and left, not hearing the soft sigh that escaped the brunette's lips.

The rest of the day was uneventful. Joey began to wonder if it had just been his hunger that had started the weird thoughts. Yeah, that was it. He was just REALLY hungry. Hungry enough to eat Kaiba, chocolate and all. 'SHIT, NOT AGAIN!!' Joey banged his head against his bedroom wall. He had arrived home, found the note his dad had left him, and went to do his homework in his bedroom. The whole time he had been thinking sanely.

"Why God? Why do you hate me so?" Joey moaned, never stopping in his painful attempt to remove the images from his head. God didn't reply so he stopped hitting his head before it made a dent in the wall. Or his head. Which ever went first.

'I'll take a shower. Maybe that'll rinse the bastard out of my head…' Joey thought, walking dejectedly into his bathroom.

'Fat chance.' A part of his mind told him. He didn't remember this particular voice. And no, he was not crazy. It was just his conscious talking to him. It's not like it ever told him to do anything…

'What do you mean, "fat chance"?' Joey thought. 'I WILL get him out of my head.'

'That's impossible. You need him.'

'I do not! I don't need him covered in chocolate, moaning my name, begging me to take him…'

'I never said any of those things.' The voice was amused. Joey turned to stare at himself in the mirror. His eyes were wide with horror. 'But I was going to. Looks like I don't have much to do.'

'W-Wh-wh-what are you talking about?' Joey quickly turned on the shower and stepped in, yelping as icy cold water hit his hot skin. Icy like Seto's eyes…Wait, Seto?! When had he started calling Kaiba by his first name?

'You love him.' The voice said frankly. 'You always have. And now your body wants to act on that love.'

'Wait…Isn't that mutiny? I control my body, not the other way around.' Joey crossed his arms.

'Obviously not. You're unconscious mind wants to be released. It wants to fuck Seto senseless.'

"Shit." Joey said out loud. His 'unconscious mind' was making him hard as rock. "Shit, shit, shit." He was silent for a moment. Then: "Damn him!"

'Why are you damning him?'

"Because he's sexy, looks so delicious, and totally hates me!"

'Are you sure?'

"Duh." Joey crossed his eyes. "He calls me 'Mutt'. Not to mention the look in those beautiful blue eyes when he looks at me."

'Sounds like you're in love.' The voice remarked.

"I am…" Joey said dreamily. Then what he had just said registered in his mind. "I AM NOT!!"

A snicker answered his out burst, making Joey want to strangle it. But he couldn't. That would be suicide. Literally. With a sigh, the blonde turned off the still icy cold shower and stepped out. His need had disappeared, much to his relief. Wrapping a towel around his waist, he went to the kitchen. Opening the fridge, Joey saw something that made him blush. Chocolate syrup and whip cream. He slammed the door shut and turned around, only to see his worst/best nightmare. Bananas.

'You know what you could do with those.' The voice had returned.

'Yeah, I know…' Joey half moaned, naughty images including chocolate syrup, whip cream, and a certain hard organ flashing through his head.

'I didn't mean something like that.' The voice sounded husky, as if it had been turned on by the images. 'I was going to say that you could make an ice cream sundae.'

'Oh…' Joey shook his head. 'Shit, my body's taking over, isn't it?'

There was no answer. With a shrug, the blonde set about making his sundae. He didn't have to worry about his dad, seeing as how he would be out of town for two weeks at a rehab.

Just eating the sundae brought back his dreams, so he finished quickly before heading into the bathroom. Once done there, he slumped onto his bed, exhausted. The moment his head hit the pillow, he fell asleep…

…And dreamed:

"Oh Seto!" The blonde moaned as the two sweaty boys rubbed their naked bodies against each other.

"Puppy…" The brunette breathed, his hands tightening their grip on the other's ass. Their erections brushed against each other, sending shivers down their spines.

"Gods…" Joey smashed his lips against Seto's, who immediately opened his mouth. The blonde slipped his tongue into his love's tasting him and wanting him more. His hands teased the CEO's chest, making said person moan. They continued to grind against one another, their pace quickening as they got closer to coming. With a snarl, Seto broke their kiss.

"Damn it, Joey." He growled, glaring playfully at the blonde above him. "Just take me already!"

It was then that Joey realized something. He had no clue what to do! He stared down at Seto, sweating. This time not with lust, but with fear. What was he supposed to do?

"Joey!!" Seto moaned, grinding into him hard, their erections pressed together.

"S-Seto!" Joey moaned, arching his back.

"Fuck me!" The brunette demanded.

"I don't know how!" The blonde blurted out. That's when everything fell apart. Seto, disgusted, pushed him away and left with a person Joey didn't know. Joey was left there, panting. Soon he began to cry and the room around him crumbled as he curled himself into a ball, sobbing.

"Come back…" He sobbed, his crying becoming louder. "Please, Come-"

"-back!!" Joey cried out. He fell off his bed with a crash, startling him completely awake. He blinked several times before shaking his head slowly. Holy. Shit. He did not just dream that.

'Oh but you did.' His annoying alter ego crooned to him.

'Why the hell do you sound so happy?! He left me!' Joey snarled at the voice. He was startled when he noticed that his face was wet with tears.

'But that won't happen in real life. After all, you do know how to have sex.' Joey was silent. 'You do…right…?' The voice sounded anxious.

"No…" Joey whispered, looking down. He glanced at the clock and sighed. He was going to be late to school if he didn't hurry. So hurry he did.

School was once again normal, except for the fact that Joey didn't even acknowledge Seto when their paths crossed. Even when the CEO used his normal insult, Joey just kept walking as if he hadn't heard. Which, in truth, he hadn't. He was too busy hating himself for having that wet-dream-turned-evil.

Sighing, the blonde collapsed into his chair, laying his head on the desk. English was easy, so he decided to take a nap this period. But the teacher had other plans.

"Okay class. Settle down." The teacher said after the bell had rung. "We are going to start a project which all of your parents have agreed to."

At that, all heads (Including Joey's) turned to the teacher. He had caught their attention. Some students began whispering to their friends, curious. The teacher called for attention again.

"As you all know, if you have been paying attention," The teacher paused, giving his students a look that made them laugh. "we have been reading biographies and learning how to write them. You will work in pairs, outside of school, and write a biography about your partner."

A confused murmur swept through the classroom. Why would this project need their parents agreement?

When the classroom was silent once more, the teacher continued. "Now this is the fun part. You will spend a week at your partner's house to get to know them better. The partners have already been decided, as is whose house you are going to."

SHIT. That word was going through everyone's mind as they each thought about the person they liked or hated. In Joey's case it was both, seeing as he hated and, yes, loved his worst enemy. Shit.

'Please be Yugi.' Joey begged, watching the teacher pair them off. 'Or Tristan. Hell, I wouldn't even care if it was Anzu!'

But before his very eyes, his best friends were paired off. Yugi with Ryou, the albino kid, Tristan with Duke, and Anzu with Hanna. When the teacher reached him, he gulped and stifled a whimper. The teacher looked down at him and the blonde saw something flicker in his eyes. Was that amusement?! The teacher was amused?!

"Joey, you will be spending a week with Seto for this project."

Joey's mind went blank. No wonder the teacher had been amused. He couldn't wait to read what they wrote about each other. He glanced at Seto who was watching him, his normal expressionless face thoughtful.

Joey sighed. "Fine."

The teacher blinked at his reaction. He had been expecting complete rejection of the partnering. He stared at the blonde for a moment before shrugging and moving onto the next person.

"Mutt. You will be packed and ready to go by the time I come to pick you up." Golden eyes lifted to look into icy blue. Joey sighed, resigned, and looked back down at his desk.

End Chapter 1

Angel: Well, how was it? Not to confusing I hope...

Yukane: So, when is the next chapter of your other story going up?

Angel: Uh...-sweatdrop- As soon as I come up with an idea.

Yukane: That better be soon. I wanna show up again. -holds up whip-

Angel: Okay, okay! Anyways, review if you want me to continue this one. Otherwise it'll just be a one-shot.

Yukane: Thank you and have a good day.

Angel: 0.0;;