MadnessWithAPenhide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Twilight. Okay! I figured I would write a small profile for myself, and such since I seem to be getting popular. Name : Kitty Occupation : What the hell is that? Location: Fort Worth, TX Age: 20 (Will be 21 in January!) Height : Lets just say I make Alice look tall. Weight: ...-sighs- Eye Color: ..Depends if I can afford contacts. Hair Color: Velvet red...like the cake! YAY! Hobbies : Making EVERYTHING Yaoi. Teehee. LARPing, I love my WhiteWolf. VTM baby! Likes: All things yaaaaaoi. Mostly reading though. I love anime, and I LOVE Vampires. I own all of Anne Rice's books. Twilight, Blue Bloods. Yeah. Dislikes: Oh gosh..that'd be a while and bad for my already rotten soul to name everything. Contact Info Yahoo!: discontentmelody Myspace: /kittythecookie LiveJournal : Uh...Kittythecookie? Phone number: Only in my own state. But you can totally ask for it if you do live near me. I'm not adverse to new people. Bull Sht Info Like I said, I love reading and writing. And LARPing. Thats about it. Yeah...sht..I have nothing else. OMG, I'M SO FUKING LAME! -crawls off and cries- |
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Bound by NeonLightNight reviews
Ash suffers terribly, and Gary flees, unable to face the guilt of causing it. Four years later, they meet again, And Gary finds himself falling in love with the one he hurt the most... Everything has changed... Palletshipping! Dark!
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 151,040 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru
Jericho by Fuzzfuzz reviews
Edward knew something was wrong when his venom was weakening. Now a mysterious disease is breaking him apart with frightening symptoms. At what lengths will the Cullens and Bella go to save him? Edward and Carlisle Fatherson COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,719 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
It Was Real After All by TomoNeko reviews
Here it is! The sequel to Snowy Day Dream! I suck at summeries, so if you liked the onshot or wanted a sequel, read it! AshxGary ShiShi and all that stuff. Mpreg Rated M for future chapters and my safety.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,466 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru
I'M WHAT? by LateforClass reviews
Jacob impregnates Edward and now they all have to deal with a hormonal Edward, an over protective pack and an angry Jacob, let's not forget the Cullens, nough said, R&R,SLASH, MPREG, Chapter 22 is up!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,130 - Reviews: 602 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 438 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Jacob, Edward
De Ore Decus by the lair of youfeng reviews
Draco Malfoy is returning to Hogwarts for his eighth year. He is hopeful of a new start, but he does not get one from many. He is looked upon with disdain and hatred. Surprisingly, Harry Potter tries to help him, but he can never understand why. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,954 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Unfortunate by outofcharacter reviews
Due to certain unfortunate events Harry and Severus are forced to get married. More trouble is in line for these two damaged souls. Warnings: forced marriage, noncon, mpreg, violence, character death, OOCness. Not fluffy. COMPLETED.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,616 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Passion and Disaster by ignrntslt reviews
Jasper has a chance encounter with Edward that changes everything. Lemons! Mature content! Also be warned, the language is natural and fairly coarse, and may offend as compared with the books. I hope you'll read on, regardless!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,298 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 712 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Jasper, Edward
Dusk by Really Really Long PenName Guy reviews
When Jacob walks Edward to his breaking point, they're sent into a nightmare filled with lust, lies, chemical romance, and maybe even love, if they can manage to recover the lost innocence and trust. *WARNING: JxE, rape, lemons, abuse, possible mpreg.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,025 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 10/26/2008 - Edward, Jacob
AIM with Breaking Dawn by Fishey Stories reviews
What happens when the characters of Breaking Dawn discover AIM? Mayhem, of course. Rated T for language and suggestive themes. Very random. Never ends.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Edward, Bella
Edge of Seventeen by DarkPhoenix1987 reviews
Complete: All Human! Jacobs family moved back to forks where he finds the ever beautiful Edward Cullen. But soon the winds of change sweep in and blow away everything they once knew. JACOBxEDWARD Slash. Please Review. M for Language, sex, ect...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 109,215 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Bizarre Love Triangle by edwardluver96 reviews
Jacob imprints on Edward. I know it sounds weird, but give it a chance. Starts right before the Cullens return in New Moon. Warning: May contain very sad characters!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,855 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Jacob, Edward
The Word Of Your Body by The Grimmy Reaper reviews
Set in New Moon. Jasper goes to South America to comfort Edward, and the past resurfaces! JasperxEdward NEW MOON SPOILERS! Warning: Contains slash! Don't like it? Don't read it!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,615 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/14/2009 - Published: 12/4/2008 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Bloody Imprint by yesterdaysmaybe reviews
Takes place at the end of New Moon. What if Jacob were to imprint on Edward? Can he put his pride and predudice aside for their love? Caution: Yaoi. No Likeie, no readie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,934 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 4/10/2009 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Jacob, Edward
Like The Morning Sun, Your Eyes Will Follow Me by Cannibal Glow reviews
Jacob/Edward. ' Edward gasps. “Jacob Black! I can not bend that way! Wishful thinking, dog.” “Are we gonna go to your house or what, parasite?" '
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,891 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Edward, Jacob
Sleep by NanaMun reviews
Part I of IV. What if Twilight happened without Bella? What if Jacob and Edward weren't brought together by hate, but by love?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,050 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 1/19/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Papa Bear by NanaMun reviews
Edward knows Emmett's little secret. Can he confront him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,625 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 33 - Published: 1/13/2009 - Emmett, Edward - Complete
Claiming the Wolf by shadowglove reviews
SLASH AU Jacob/Edward. Jacob would never understand leeches, especially if they were Edward Cullen. One minute Edward's glaring at him with hatred, the next---the next he's doing things to Jacob that the young wolf wants to hate. He really does, but can't
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,516 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Try You On For Size by lessxordinary reviews
A visit from Jacob trying to annoy Edward turns into something... stranger when they find Carlisle, Emmett, and Jasper engaged in some unsavory activities that leave them both a little.... curious. JacobxEdward, EmmettxJasperxCarlisle -Yaoi Lemon-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,213 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Edward, Jacob
All About The Chase by 0oxymoronic0 reviews
I can always make him sway. Edward/Jasper, don't like, don't read.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2008 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Clair de Lune by rubyredtears reviews
Edward has been away for a long time, and when he returns he has a new coven to meet. What unexpected sparks will fly in the Cullen family? And what happens when the Voturi pose a very real threat? Yaoi, no Bella, M rating for violence, language, and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Edward, Jasper
I wanna lick it' by InuYashaGirl007 reviews
When we listen behind closed doors... what could we hear? YAOI EdwardXJacob
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 347 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Famous Last Words by Miz Turwaithiel reviews
“I heard you were going to Portland,” the werewolf says bluntly, leaning against the cycle. “I’m coming with you.” Bella's transformation goes wrong, and Edward and Jacob must work together to find her before the Volturi do. Edward/Jacob. Completed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,552 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Intoxicating Aroma by All Tears Must Fall reviews
Jacob/Edward Jakeward JacobxEdward SLASH - Bella was fast asleep and Edward hears Jacob in the yard. One thing leads to another...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,846 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/21/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Though The Rain by dream-down-the-machines reviews
When Bella leaves Edward, his heart is nothing short of broken, and Jasper is more then willing to put it back together. JasperXEdward.Please RxR.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,888 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Experiment A by Selim reviews
Completed! Captured by scientist with plans to develop an advanced alchemist society, Edward is forced to face trials that seem out of his world – and he doesn’t even know it! RoyEd, MPREG.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,657 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 213 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 1/9/2007 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
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Dreams of the Moonlight reviews
Sequel to Beneath the Moonlight! Read that first! Summary: Now that things have seemed to settle down, Edward figured they could finally have a normal life. But now Alice is dreaming of additions to the family...?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,252 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Jacob, Edward
Voices in the Dark reviews
JasperxEdward! Jasper left the Cullens and their lifestyle. So, what happens when Edward finds his scent in the woods? Nothing Edward could've anticipated. Warning!: M/M, language, rape.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Jasper, Edward
Beneath The Moonlight reviews
Jacob/Edward YES PEOPLE...Its yaoi. Bella's gone, and Edward can't really decide on what to do at this point. All he knows the smell of dog is becoming more and more heavy...and he kind of likes it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,937 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
