Disclaimer- I don't own anything, but the storyline...
Warnings- Sexual themes, strong language, sheer stupidity.
Well if you have stumbled upon this then I will let you in on a few things... This came to my husband and I while we were watching a flash... It is the stupidest thing I ever wrote, but don't worry it's funny. -winks- If you continue reading it, then I hope you enjoy it!
One day I was asked to say what I thought about when someone said the ABC's. My response to them was something so shocking so dirty that Navi actually went and killed herself. Who would have thought that was possible. This is what I said.
A- Ass, which I would fuck if given the chance.
B- Bomb. I don't care what kind as long as they go... BOOM!
C- Cliff. Why do they have to exist? I hate them.
D- Very large dicks. What can I say I'm conceited.
E- Eat. Why have the producers never let me near food?
F- Fire. I like to roast faeries over open fires. Burn bitches!
G- My enemy Gannon. Will he ever fucking die?
H- Horse. Epona has helped me out a lot of situations. -winks-
I- The guard Impa with her gaping vagina. That bitch tried to rape me once.
J- Job. Do I have one? No. Will I ever get one? No.
K- The King. I have never seen him. Hopfeully is with sexier than Zelda!
L- Me the hero of our never ending story.
M- Mario. He is my homie.
N- I'm on a never-ending quest to save my "girlfriend".
O- Oral. We all know what this means. -winks-
P- Pie... I like pie. I demand a game with pie!
Q- My never-ending quest for some sexy ass...
R- Rape. Because trees like to rape me with their roots. -blasts trees-
S- My very male fuck buddy Sheik.
T- Tacos... Why? Because it takes forever to get one... Damn cliffs.
U- Utter destruction. What could be better? Wait. Don't answer.
V- Vaati. I had to split my ass into four all because of him. Well fuck you! I win!
W- Water. Have you ever had sex underwater? It is well... Sexy!
X- Xylophone. Why? Because I don't fucking know anything else that begins with this letter.
Y- Your mom because I don't have one!
Z- Zelda, that stupid bitch! Why can't she save her fucking self?!
Well that is how I responded to my annoying little faerie Navi. The world is a better place with her gone. Who needs some little pest nagging you? I must leave for Sheik while I still have time. Peace never lasts long in Hryule.
A/N: Review plz. Comments on my stupidity are always fun to hear. -grins-