Disclaminer: Well....if i was the owner of DeathNote...I WOULD HAVE LET L LIVE AND I WOULD'VE ...........AND none of that has happened! so OBVOIUSLY I"M NOT THE AUTHOR -cries-

"…and to ensure that the human species doesn't become extinct, we reproduce by using the means of sexual intercourse, understand?" Ryuzaki drawled, staring at the class of year 7 girls that are now not-so-very-innocent.

Light sighed, feeling pity towards the girls as they give each other very awkward looks. Honestly. How did they get stuck with this job, and shouldn't a FEMALE teacher should be here? This school sure has issues…"And now," Ryuzaki's voice sliced through his thoughts, "Light-sensei here will show us what a male reproductive organ, a pe…"

"Sorry I'm late, I was getting my coffee," blabbered Ms Jones, throwing the door open, when she noticed Ryuzaki and Light attempting to teach a health class. Looking sternly at the two young men, she ordered "Get out you two, the boys are next door." Holding the door wide open with an air of authority, as the two 'young' men walked out meekly.

-10 minutes later-

"…and to ensure that the human species doesn't become extinct, we reproduce by using the means of sexual intercourse, understand?" Ryuzaki once again drawled, looking at the now familiar looks of shock from the faces of the also now-not-so-very-innocent- year 7 boys.

"Now Light-sensei here will show you what a female reproductive organ looks like, as I'm sure you all know hat a male one looks like." And he paused, gesturing at Light, ignoring the now very red in the face year 7s. Light gave him three slow blinks in his own defence, with a look of incredulous on his face.

In an extremely fake sincere voice, Ryuzaki apologised "Ahh…sorry I forgot that, Light-sensei isn't a female," Earning a few laughs around the room, "in this case," he said placing a DVD disc in the machine, "I'll show you a video of sexual intercourse, which all of your parents have agreed to let you watch." Sitting back on the armchair he and Light watched the beginnings of the video with the class. The boys tried hard to not become engrossed in the video, unfortunately they all failed as they watched in a horrified fascination, growing quite stiff and…aroused.

In the same moment, the two sensei concluded in one thing; there was a 60% chance that at least SOME of the members of this class, may, no WILL, become perverts in the future.

Please R&R Flames are alays welcomed and embraced with a hug. and if your wodnering i got this inspiration during health class XD