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Love these sayings!!

Bite me!

ROAR! I'm a dinosaur!

People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tommorow in Australia!

They say "guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled BANG I don't think you'd kill too many people.

So, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.

If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation.

When life gives you lemons, spit the lemons in life's eyes.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and tell life to make its own damn lemonade!!

When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that!

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?

Why is dyslexic so hard to spell?

Why is verb a noun?

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject.

Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Yeah, I'm a loser. But the coolest loser you'll ever meet.

I am generally very brave. Today, I just happen to have a headache.

I find 'good morning' a contradiction of terms.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, twit!!

'It's always the last place you look'. Well of course it is! Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it!

I would be more scared if you were aiming for the person next to me.

There are 3 kinds of people in this world. those who can do math and those who can't.

2 out of 3 people understand fractions.

dont worry about the people in your past, theres a reason they didnt make it to your future.

some people are like slinkies...they're really good for nothing...but they still bring a smile to your face you push them down a flight of stairs.

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Sticks and stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within.

Its not until you're broken that you know what you're made of.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.

Seen it all. Done it all. Can't remember most of it.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Life Cheats!

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

A friend calls you while you're in jail, a good friend visits you while you're in jail, and a best friend will be sitting next to you yelling "THAT WAS AWESOME LETS DO THAT AGAIN!"

Life is not measured by the number of breaths you take, but by the number of moments that take your breath away.

To be or not to be, that is the question.

One smile can hide 4000 tears.

Only the dead have seen the end of the war.

If you want to be 100, i want to be 100 minus one day so i never have to live with out you.

Are you stupid?

Are you calling me stupid? On second thought, don't answer that.

Don't walk in front of me, i may not follow. Don't walk behind me, i may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend.

Stressed spelled backwards is Desserts. So bring on the chocolate!!

Dream dreams no one ever dared to dream before.

What's yours is mine, but mine is mine alone.

What's mine is yours and what's yours is mine... Don't touch that!! It's mine!!

You cry, i cry. You laugh, i laugh. You jump off a bridge, i laugh even harder.

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, i wouldn't jump with them. Instead, i'd be at the bottom to catch them.

The more, the merrier.

All for one, and one for all!! To the horses!!

Imagination is worth more than knowledge... but if i had more knowledge than imagination, it would be reversed.

A real friend is someone who walks in, when the rest of the world walks out.

If you fail once, try again. But if you fail that time, it just proves that you're a failure...

No one's perfect... except me!!

Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.

Curiosity killed the cat, and one day it will do the same to me.

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while i was a suspect.

It's the friends that you can call up at four in the morning that really matter... but if you call me at that time i will punch you... just kidding!!

To achieve the impossible, try going to sleep.

Talk sense to a fool, and he calls you foolish.

We make war so that we may live in peace. Ironic isn't it?

Have no fear of perfection--you'll never reach it.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing... so that means i'll stay young forever!!

Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.

If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you. But if a cat jumps in your lap, it is because your lap is warmer.

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

Never eat more than you can lift, or that'll soon happen to you.

Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome. Care to make the journey with me?

Comedy is simply a way of being serious... which means i must be one hell of a serious person.

A good traveller does not know where he is going, and a perfect traveller does not know where he came from. So what am i?

You will get punched.

You're lucky, for you will not get punched until yesterday.

The pen is mightier than the sword... but i personally think they're even.

Hide your talents, they for use were made.

Expect the unexpected... BOO!!

What's joy to one, is a nightmare to the other... too true, too true.

Well, i reached for the stars and wasn't tall enough to touch them. So i have to settle for watching them...

Don't make a mountain out of a mole hill.

The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole. And i eat them all!!

The more the words, the less the meaning. So how does that profit anyone?

Perfect girls aren't real, real girls aren't perfect.

"Eat," said Merlot. "I couldn't possibly," said Despereaux backing away from the book. "Why?" "Um... It would ruin the story."

A thousand enemies outside the castle is better than one within.

What's the difference between a doctor who keeps her patients waiting and a doctor whose patients keeps her waiting?--One needs patience with patients and the other needs patients with patience.

Onw loses many laughs by not laughing at oneself.

Never let the right hand know what weapon the left hand is holding.

What dogs? These are my children, little people with fur who make my heart open a little wider.

The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that they can grow seperately without growing apart.

Never let the truth interfere with a good story... in other words... lie as much as you can.

I don't follow the rules, i make them.

Things could be worse.

I'm not obliged to answer that!

Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

Old women think everything they say si wise just because they're old. And young men think everything they do is brave just because it's dangerous.

Hug me! Not a tree!

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job...

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Ten things to see before you die

1. A vegitarian be eaten by an animal.

2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies.

3. Homer say somthing intellegent.

4. Taxes disaper.

5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes.

6. Micheal Jackson be stalked by children.

7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, etc.

8. Wrestling people forget their moves.

9. The coyote catch the road runner.

10. The reaction of the teen population if abercombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing.