![]() Author has written 8 stories for Artemis Fowl, and Glee. The Almighty Moi Real name: Rachael Age: 18 Fave Food: Tuna mornay. Fave Treat: Caramel slice. Fave books: Artemis Fowl, Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Lionboy, April Fools Day, The Vampire Books (Anne Rice),The Dark Tower series and the Twilight series. Fave shows: Naruto, Inuyasha, MAR, Fullmetal Alchemist, Angel, Bones, Glee, Good New Week and House. Fave Movies: The Day After Tomorrow, Grease, Hairspray, the Last Holiday, The Crow, The Lost Boys and Pirates of the Carribean, August Rush, The Lion King, Spirit stallion of the cimarron. Fave music: Supertramp, The Eagles, Phil Collins, Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Korn, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Little Birdy, Santana, Radiohead, Macy Gray, Transplants, Justin Timberlake, Little Birdy, Anastacia, Christina Aguilera, David Gray, Linkin Park, The Whitlams, The Used and Metallica. My Current Top 5 Fave Songs: 1. Gaeta's Lament 2. L's theme 3. Fear - Disturbed 4. Disgustipated - Tool 5. Terrible Lie - Tool Fave subject: ART!! Least fave subject: History. Long term goals: Well, my current lack of employment is rather lamentable and I'm aiming to fix that. Fanfics OOCness: Completly random crapfic. Complete. Mindfreak: I'm rewriting this. Love is Confusing: My latest fanfic. Supposed to be sappy and romantic. BEWARE! Artemis' Diary: May the God's help anyone who reads this. Short Shorts: HAHAHA!! I got reviews!! The Matrix: Not sure if I'll ever update this. Quotes mum: for gods sake leave it alone moi: leave what alone mum: the dog moi:what job mum: the dog moi: oh sub: (walks up to Kyugima and Jason(friend)while she's writing her story) hi, whats your name? Kyugima:I'm CENSORED and this is Caim, I mean, Wolfy, I mean... Jason: my names Jason Kyugima: Man i'm confused...Who are you again? Moi: (screaming for no apparent reason) Kyugima: (walks in room) what? Moi: have you seen my green elastic Kyugima: (pulls green elastic out of her hair) you mean this one? Moi: (points and screams) YES! Kyugima: (hits moi and bro) Bro: why did you hit me? Kyugima: I dunno why did i hit moi? Moi: (hits bro) its a hitting party! quick hit me back Moi: Where are my shoes? Mum: I don't know. Moi: Wait, I put them away! Kyugima: laughs Moi:That's different. Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is unique!!1! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. 98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile 95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the 5 percent that aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Uglypieceofcheese, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, TTHPfan, Fucker, BoredGOTH, darkwater_reflection, Midnight-angel-of-darkness, Kyuubi-Foxxy-Girl, moi 'n' kyugima If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile :D :) ;-) If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever laughed so hard tears streamed down your face, you banged your repeatedly on a table, and received weird looks from everyone in the immediate vicinity, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Person Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off. If you believe that the pink bunnies of doom are really out to get you copy and paste this onto your profile If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile... I want my mommy... If your not fat, your just skinny with a little extra copy and paste this. My name is Sarah, I am but three, My eyes are swollen, I cannot see, I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made, My daddy so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all, I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up, All the day long When I awake, I'm all alone The house is dark, My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come, I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just, One whipping tonight Don't make a sound!, I just heard a car My daddy is back, From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse, My name he call I press myself, Against the wall. I try and hide, From his evil eye I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping, He shouts ugly words, He says it’s my fault, That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me, And yells at me more, I finally get free, And I run for the door. He's already locked it, And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me,Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!" I scream, But it's now much too late His face has been twisted, Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain, Again and again Oh please God, have mercy!, Oh please let it end! And he finally stops, And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless, Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah, And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! ~HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG~ I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday. --IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG.. REPOST THIS-- |