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Author has written 5 stories for Artemis Fowl, Twilight, Sherlock, and Haikyu/ハイキュー.

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It was a disaster from start to finish by nepetation reviews
There was no way he could kiss this kid. At least when they were fighting it was easy to pretend the butterflies he got were from some sort of adrenaline rush. But to drop him in a setting like this? He had to think fast- there had to be some way for him to get out of this.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2015 - [Shoyo H., Tobio K.] - Complete
A Split-Second of Violence by Laura of Maychoria reviews
Hinata is loud. Hinata is annoying. Hinata is also passionate and sunny and bright, and so full of joyful energy that he brings out the best in everyone around him, even if they occasionally want to slap his head to make him shut up for awhile. When a split second of violence threatens to take all of this away, Karasuno responds with a fury.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 128,957 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 1,943 - Follows: 946 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Shoyo H., Tobio K., Koshi S., Ryunosuke T. - Complete
Hide and kiss by Hyper Vongola Decimo reviews
Kageyama plays hide and seek with Natsu. This time though, the rules are slightly different.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,553 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/28/2014 - [Shoyo H., Tobio K.] - Complete
The One Time Tsukki Agrees to Leave His Room by WobblyJelly reviews
Tsukishima walks into a bar, sees a drunk Hinata, Asahi and Nishinoya making out in a corner while being squashed by 25 cats, and wonders how the hell did he allow himself to get into this mess.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,016 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 34 - Published: 10/5/2014 - [Kei T., Tadashi Y.] [Tobio K., Shoyo H.] - Complete
Danser Avec Moi by Hayasaka.Shion reviews
The night Handa gets the call from Kawafuji, he decides to get drunk with Hiro instead of leaving immediately. Or: drunk boys dancing and kissing.
Barakamon/ばらかもん - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/3/2014 - [Hiroshi K., S. Handa] - Complete
As I Lay Drawing by Frog-kun reviews
Handa-sensei gets drunk.
Barakamon/ばらかもん - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/5/2014 - S. Handa - Complete
A Nib's Babble by xybolic reviews
Artemis Fowl flash fictions. These are mostly humourous anecdotes, written to accommodate my breeding plot bunnies. Chapter 31: "Artemis, mon ami, I am concerned."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 14,698 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 4/27/2010
Drabble Bank by Academician reviews
A short collection of drabbles written by me... I'll add to it as time goes by. I hope you'll enjoy reading them as much as I've enjoyed writing them. Warning! Contains plot elements from most books! TP spoilers if they are still spoilers... new drabbles
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 4,088 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 6/4/2008
Two Truths by Emile The Watcher reviews
TBR CONTEST ENTRY, My entry into Kits The Big Reveal contest. Opal has launched a plan against Atlantis, and Holly and Artemis are caught in it as they realize something about themselves.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,255 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Indecorous Affairs by AnihyrMoonstar reviews
"Your bodyguard?" A stupid question, but Artemis turns anyway, and when he speaks, he purrs, "No…" sarcastic—but not quite so sarcastic, Butler thinks, as he might have been. "He's my gigolo." Ten Drabbles. DB/AF, SLASH
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Artemis F., Butler
Descent by mischievous101 reviews
""We all knew it, Trouble. We just never wanted to accept it." She's gone deeper off the edge. Then a scary thought hit me. What if she's right?" One very long one-shot, morbid, character deaths, suicide and an insane!Holly. One-sided H/T, A/H.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Trouble K., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Other Hunter by Sakina the Fallen Angel reviews
Remember that 'long talk' that Holly promised Artemis? Well, watch out Artemis/Orion, for here it comes! Very short story in which Artemis and Orion fight for the hand of Holly, set just after the Atlantis Complex. Major crack ensues. R'n'R please!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,815 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Across Time and Space by broken-quill24 reviews
A collection of ideas and short fics taking place throughout the Artemis Fowl universe. Chapter 5: Holly plays with fire...and Artemis gets burned. A/H
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,049 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Artemis F.
Penny for Your Thoughts by wolfraven80 reviews
Post TAC. Contains SPOILERS for The Atlantis Complex. Sometimes an inkblot is just an inkblot. Or not...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 21 - Published: 8/13/2010 - [Artemis F., Holly S.] - Complete
Complex by Lli reviews
Artemis isn't the only one feeling guilty after everything they've been through. Hollycentric.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Bivouac by Lli reviews
SERIOUS TAC SPOILERS. The missing scene from the end of The Atlantis Complex. The Merriam-Webster dictionary describes a bivouac as "a usually temporary encampment under little or no shelter". And just what would Holly Short need shelter from?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
Scorpius by xybolic reviews
TBR Contest Entry. It was probably a mistake to date an elf who was looking after a demented Mud Boy. Best Over-All winner in Kitsune Heart's 'The Big Reveal' Contest
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
This Time by Lli reviews
Another one-shot about "embarrassing confessions of love" but less with the embarrassing, more with the vaguely tragic. Alas! Only one submission for the TBR contest, or this would have gone in there too.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Death of Dobby by SuperLunchLady reviews
Harry somehow gets a hold of a gun. And he shoots it off everytime someone says his name! This year at Hogwarts will be a crazy one for sure.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,777 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Pallor by Iko.Willows reviews
The LEP has been asked to face the war of thier lives- they are to use all thier resources in wiping out a clan of vampires. Artemis is called upon, but what is humming beneath the surface here? A ArtemisFowl/Twilight crossover. No OCs.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,302 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Artemis F., Butler
All in Pieces on His Bedroom Floor by Lli reviews
About as dark as I can get, mild swearing. Holly panics and breaks something fragile. Ten years later, she's still doing self-imposed penance.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Holly S., Artemis F. - Complete
In The Closet by Lli reviews
Just think of all the things one can keep in closets: brooms, boots, skeletons, sexualities, dirty clothes, the possibilities are endless, really... This is me jumping on the drabble-wagon.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 100 - Words: 33,357 - Reviews: 718 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Complete
Artemis Fowl and the Horcrux Strikes Back by Captain Holly Short of the LEP reviews
Artemis Fowl and Holly Short are sitting in Artemis's study when Luke Skywalker appears followed by Harry Potter, Ron Weasley and Hermioine Granger. ArtyXHolly Set during seventh Harry Potter and after the sixth Artemis Fowl. loads of spoilers
Crossover - Harry Potter & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,938 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/5/2009 - Published: 8/23/2009
Mudman and Mudblood by greekgoddessofthehunt reviews
Artemis Fowl goes to hogwarts! i know it's been done, but what ever. AF/HS T for future swearing. Pre DH and Post TTP!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
SmartSheet Secrets by BlackWidowPretty reviews
H/T romance. I know, I know, a lot of people hate H/T. But even if do, please read this. Don't be so shallow-minded. I changed my friend's mind with this story, and you might just find that you like it. So please read and review.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,592 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Holly S., Trouble K.
100 Things by ADoubtfulGuest reviews
A series of one hundred prompts. Theme four is work relations. It had to be done. "He's my boss. I'm allowed to sexually harass my boss."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,719 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/5/2009 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
The Gunshot by Marth HEART Smallville reviews
Lana has a dream, but it doubles over into real life. . . . Oneshot, mainly Clana, mentions Lexana. Rated T just to be safe. First fic, so please review!
Smallville - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,330 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Lana L./Valkyrie - Complete
Artemis Fowls Bum Gets Pinched by Artemis Fowl's Girl reviews
If you like stupid random storys then look no further
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Changing Minds by Silvertongue15 reviews
Foaly discovers an Opal Koboi device left over after the goblin rebellions and shows it the others. Artemis tries to repair it and ends up accidently switching bodies with Holly.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,062 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 6/22/2008
The Birdhouse by x.imagine.x reviews
Jason begs Shane to make him that birdhouse. Some smitchie, because honestly, Shane can't make a birdhouse by himself... Implied Naitlyn.
Camp Rock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,658 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/4/2008 - Published: 6/23/2008 - [Shane G., Mitchie T.] - Complete
Irony by Academician reviews
May be considered OOC... but it's justified. Contains DARK themes, Self harm. Pay attention to the rating. I Repeat: Dark! OneShot.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Artemis F. - Complete
This Could Get Interesting by Lugian Before Swine reviews
A story with much randomness. It actually kinda almost follows a plot for once. Pure humor. AH all the way. Have fun and enjoy.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Artemis F.
Unexpected Happenings by Books obssessed reviews
A new enemy has appeared and places Holly in a difficult dilemna. Artemis Fowl has secrets of his own to which he has yet to expose...which will affect the People as well. With danger at their heels, survival in the human world becomes more difficult.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,219 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Artemis Fowl: The Ardagh Chalice by seleenermparis reviews
At the end of The Eternity Code, Artemis arranged for future business enterprises with Mulch Diggums. Once again, his business pursuits will cross paths with the LEP recon, particularly one officer named Captain Holly Short. AFHS pairing.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,676 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Beware, The Curse of the Idol by VerelLupin reviews
Series of one shots. Our favorite characters meet their match at the Happiest Place on Earth.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
HA Network by hollybridgetpeppermint reviews
The first thing I have to say about this one is that the title is pronounced aych ay Network, not ha Network. This has been mistaken so often that I need to point it out right away. Anyway: Holly and Artemis do a radio show.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,166 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Artemis Fowl: The Kindergarten Catastrophe by Mulch Diggums reviews
What do you get when you mix a five yearold genius named Artemis Fowl, a very short teacher, a six foot tall body gaurd, and the LEP? A catastrophe. Did we mentione that Arty's school is called the Hamburg acadamey? FINISHED!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/20/2005 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Artemis F., Mulch D. - Complete
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Confessions reviews
Hinata Shouyou is straight. 100%. But that doesn't stop him from having a boyfriend.- Headcanon orientations for Hinata and Kageyama; this fic explores Hinata's sexual and romantic orientations, with a flashback at his confession to Kageyama Tobio in their first year of high school. Follows anime (I'm not up-to-date on the manga) and is a slow start (sorry). T for (mild) language.
Haikyu/ハイキュー - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,170 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/24/2015 - [Tobio K., Shoyo H.] - Complete
Two Minutes reviews
When John wakes up on an operating table in Afghanistan, his life is changed completely. One-shot, mild JohnxSherlock but nothing substantial.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/24/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Untitled as of Yet An AF FANFIC reviews
Artemis and Holly are at it again... The pair meet up once again for a new "adventure" that could land them in deep TROUBLE! May become a cross over or series. AF/HS and TK/oc Better than it sounds I hope ;P After TP. Might be named soon!
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,448 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Artemis Fowl: The Father Files reviews
Arty has a kid, Anna Sophia, who, like himself is a genius with a special gift... 'My many layers of vision had kept me out of trouble. Then I met him.'
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Artemis F., Holly S.
Hours until Immortality reviews
OneShot. Bella being changed. Short. Enjoy. I might add more chapters, well the same one from diffrent persectives.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella - Complete
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