If you are reading this, i am kinda worried! lol, no read on, you know you want to.

Name: Ashley

Age: 15

Location: United States

Personality: Sarcastic, Random, and in the words of my friend jamie, "You're not bipolar, yet somedays you're negative and somedays your very very chipper."

Random Stuff: Yeah so i guess i am just a normal girl living in a weird world. I am very... bold i guess and not afraid to speak my mind when i know something is wrong. I enjoy staying up really late and that feeling you get when you read a great book for the first time. I love reading, but not when it's assigned by school. Then i dont read it very closely. I have two younger sisters who i fight with a lot but i love them anyways. I do not leave my house without my mp3 player. I believe in doing the right thing, even when it's hard. Anyone who needs help should talk to someone. I hate it when people cut themselves, especially because most of my friends have. I dont hate the people, i just hate how they feel. I wish people would talk instead. I'm quiet most of the time, unless i need to speak. I like to observe people. I love my parents. Family is more important then friends. I regret not taking more chances. I am an INTP. I am smart. Mess with my friends and family, it will be the last thing you ever do. When people follow the crowd because they want something better, i stick with what i believe in. In the words of my teacher, "You stick to your guns." My favorite place in the world in Florence, Italy. I want to travel the world. I wish peace was possible. I wish people would stop blaming cops for problems. Famous people are human too, we all make mistakes, so when a doctor malpractices on a famous person, it should be treated just as another person and the other way around. Equality should be perserved above everything. People should compromise more, especially those in power. It's okay to admit you're wrong. It takes more guts to give in to petty arguments and act like an adult than to argue stupid points until the sun rises... we're not four anymore. When you dont want to tell me something, dont bring it up. I dont pry for information, somehow i figure it out all in the end anyways. I worry too much for my own good. I wish i could protect everyone. I dont hate any person, just how they behave. I know i will never win but i fight anyways. I cannot stand secrets. I enjoy playing all of THe Sims games. I am not afraid to admit i dont know about love. Depending on the day, i do beleive in soul mates. I cannot spell to save my soul. I cannot stand ignorence and arogance. Being a moron does NOT make you cool. I like to drive. I am one of those people who when their friends go, "I'm too scared" responed, "sigh guess i'll have to" and follow through. I like to sleep. I want to help people when i grow up. I get angry, and i somedays feel like slapping people, But i guess the thing that makes me different is i keep it inside.

Favorite Book: Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy. But i wont write fanfictions about it. I dont think i could do it justice.

So, the ships i ship:

Harry/Ginny: I just love those two. I really do like most cannon parings and they just click somehow

Hermione/Ron: The fighting/flirting is my perfect romance, so yeah they're perfect

Remus/Tonks: I really dont know why, i just read a couple of really good stories

Teddy/Lily: There, i've said it. Er, wrote it. I went against cannon. Gasp! but seriously, i think it could work. Kinda like another remus/tonks relationship.

Artemis/Holly: my favorite in the series. They complete each other :D and have chemistry.

Ships i hate:

Harry/Hermione: Yeah. Sorry to say, you'll never see that in my writing. From the beginning, i loved hermione/ron, so these kinda scare me.

Harry/guys: I am not homophobic, i just know that Harry was straight. So having him turn gay suddenly is going way off cannon.

Things in stories i love:

Time travel: I love it. Having Harry meet his parents is perfection in my book, if of course, written well. Just, weird romances are not okay. (IE Harry/dumbledore gross!)

Alternate universe: FAVORITE THING EVER! harry going through the veil to go to another universe where he is dead, evil, or a squib is so awesome! My one pet peeve is brothers and sisters. I dont mind them all the time, except when they have like 7 other kids besides Harry with weird foreign names that are in so contrast to Harry's mundane name, yeah thats just stupid. Or when they have like 7 pairs of twins (Obviously exagerated). That is extremely rare, so i don't know, i just dont see it happening.

Twin of the Boy-Who-Lived: This is my one sibling exception i guess. I like it when Harry is set aside by his parents in favor for his twin, but with lilybashing in it. Dont get me wrong, i like lily, but i like the stories where she is protrayed as mean better.

Next Generation: I like how the story continues. nuf said.

Things in stories i hate:

When everyone in cannon except for one character. Either everyone changes or no one is kind of my rule you could say.

Weird Romance (See ships i hate)

Long Lost siblings returning to harry. Most of these siblings are MarySues.

MarySues! I will stop reading a story once i see one. Except for My immortal. I read that, well some of it, because of how stupid it was. Go read it. It's worth it.

Dumbledore bashing: I get it, Dumbledore made a mistake. He's Human, and not perfect. Thank God. Imagine how boring it would be. so bashing him nonstop for it. Yeah it's hypocritical to say you hate mary sues and then bash someone for making a mistake.

Ron/weasley family bashing: See Above.

OC Main characters: They tend to be mary Sue in nature and don't really flow with the story.

Quote i like:

"God gives man instincts,
And then, I swear, for his own amusement,
He sets the rules in opposition.
It’s the goof of all time:
Look, but don't touch,
Touch, but don't taste,
Taste, but don't swallow,
And while you're jumping from one foot to the next,
What's he doing?
Laughing his sick, fucking arse off!"

The Devil (Al Pacino) - The Devil's Advocate

A witty saying proves nothing
Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.
As long as people believe in absurdities they will continue to commit atrocities.
Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.
Chance is a word void of sense; nothing can exist without a cause.
Clever tyrants are never punished.
Common sense is not so common
Each player must accept the cards life deals him or her: but once they are in hand, he or she alone must decide how to play the cards in order to win _the game.
Every man is guilty of all the good he did not do.
God is a comedian, playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.
He must be very ignorant for he answers every question he is asked.
He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend; provided, of course, he really is dead.
I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it.
I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it.
I know many books which have bored their readers, but I know of none which has done real evil.
All of these were said by Voltaire, one of my FAVORITE Philosophs. Look him up... hes amazing

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Harry Potter (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Harry or James Potter is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you call everyone in the phone book that has the last name Potter. Crazy is when you imagine yourself as part of the "Wizarding World" and tells all your friends about it. Crazy is when you honestly believe Hogwarts exists. Crazy is when you control your thoughts for fear of being heard by Edward. Crazy is when you look down this list and admit you have done almost all of this. Crazy is when youd rather be reading then hanging out with friends... well according to those so called friends. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!