I do not own any of the Artemis Fowl charaters. They all belong to Eion Colfer. And sadly not me.


It was very uncomfortable. Holly shifted uncomfortably on the floor. Why she was on the floor, she does not know. She starts to sit up and feels a pain in her back.

'Damn bumk bed I fell off again,' she thought to herself, 'How did I ever let Anna talk me into this.'

She pushed herself off the floor and looked at the sleeping elf. Anna had blonde hair with highlights. She had a very slender frame but was the normal elvin height. She had a very pretty face and blue eyes that everyone adored.

Holly rubbed her eyes and shook her head to get the hair from her face. She had let it grow out since she wasnt in the LEP anymore and didnt have to have helmet hair. It was about sholder length and was naturally straight. She walked into the bathroom and looked into the mirror. She had black lines running under her eyes from lack of sleep.

She went back into the bedroom to get clothes. As she passed Anna she smacked her in the head. She bolted upright with her hair all acrossed her face.

"What was that," she murmured trying to look back and forth with all the hair in her face.

"Your wake up call and your not getting another one so you better wake up now," Holly said strickly as she went to her closet. She took out a pair of jeans, a tank top, and a sweatshirt.

She went into the bathroom and slammed the door behind her. She heard a sqeal and a thud afterword. She smiled in satisfaction knowing Anna had fallen off the bed. She turned on the shower so it was cold and then got in. When she was done she put on the clothes and brushed her dripping hair. She brushed her teeth and walked out of the bathroom.

She went into the kitchen to see Anna sitting on the table with coffee next to her. She was meditating for something again.

"You are not gonna sneak up on me Holly," she said with her eyes closed.

Holly moved her hands around,"And you are starting to scare the neighbors," she said pulling her off the table.

"Whats with the hostility," Anna said giving her the puppydog face.

"I have to go to work today thats with the hostility," Holly said pouring herself a cup of coffee herself.

Just then the phone rang and her communicater vibrated. "And now the headache begins."

Anna picked up the phone while Holly went over and picked up the communicater. She saw Artemis's face light up on the screen. Holly was shocked and surprised to see him. She heard Anna talking to someone one the phone so she went into the bedroom and shut the door.

"What did you do or what do you want," Holly asked laying on the bed with the screen facing her.

"Now Holly, my dearest, what makes you think I am up to anything like that," Artemis asked acting innocent, "I cant just call to talk to my closest friend."

"With you thats not possible,"Holly said rubbing her temples.

"You dont look so well," he said with concern, "Are you okay? Have you been getting any sleep? Is there something bothering you?"

"Wow, and I thought Juliet acted more like a mother,"Holly said with mockery, "I'm so surprised.

He smiled his vampire smile and replied, "Oh, there are many things you dont know about me."

She paused for a moment and then said, "Well, then we need you to come down here for interigations again. Isnt Foaly supposed to know everything?"

"There are some personal things, Miss Short, that not even Butler knows about me," Artemis replied