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"I, Minerva McGonagall Rox, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the review revolution."

About Me:

Name: Miranda

I live: I'm on the same planet as you. I hope.

Interests: Harry Potter books, reading in general, Humor fanfic, Karate, Playing the Piano

Dislikes: Huge piles of Homework, Mary Sues, cliques

Appearance: Blue eyes, Blue shirt, Blue car, Blue hair. Okay, maybe not. Ravenclaw Pride

Shipping Time!!

Harry Potter: like:--Don't Like:

Harry/Ginny (my OTP)--Most slash

Lily/James--Dumbledore/McGonagall

Ron/Hermione--Most Teacher/Student

Remus/Tonks--Ginny/Draco and Hermione/Draco

Remus/OC--Anything radically non-canon

Sirius/OC--Harry/Hermione

Remus/Hermione (time travel ONLY!)

Bands/singers: Spearhead, Damian Marley

Fav. Books: Harry Potter, Artemis Fowl, All Tamora Pierce's stuff set in Tortall, The Olympians, Seventh Tower, Keys to the Kingdom

Fav. Movies: Harry Potter Movies 1,2, and 5, Sky High, the Incredibles, Underdog

Quotes:

A friend: So reading all the books and watching all the movies multiple times isn't condoning Witchcraft?! Me: No, it's Partying like a Rock Star!-Me and a friend during an argument on whether HP is evil

"I, myself, have noticed my growing resemblance to a daffodil..." -Neal from Squire "

To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." - Albus Dumbledore, who is still awesome, no matter what anyone else says.

"Rita Skeeter and Voldemort ship Harry/Hermione."-Me, not trying to offend anyone

"The poor toilet's never had anything as horrible as your head down it. It might be sick."-Harry Potter

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