During the fateful mission to the Kannabi Bridge, Obito is too slow, and Kakashi ends up paying the price with his life. Years later, Elite Jonin Mangekyou no Obito is placed in charge of a very familiar genin team, determined to keep them safe in a world at peace. Or: Obito surviving wrecks everything, in twenty steps or less.

It was a mission of revenge. There weren't supposed to be any survivors, but Chief Hakoda couldn't bring himself to kill the Fire Nation boy. Against his better judgment, he brought him home. A Zuko joins the Water Tribe story.

/AU-ish/ "You're my brother. That's got to count for something. Right, Zuzu?" If Azula and Zuko had always cared for each other, how different would their live's paths have been?

He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.

"Let me be clear about something tonight, Granger. You're the only woman I've ever wanted. It's always been you." Draco steps in the fireplace, drops the Floo powder, and disappears in a burst of green flames.

/SasuSaku./ And with every moment together, they get just a little closer, a little more comfortable with each other. Fall a little more in love. Post-war. Pre-epilogue.

With Konoha on the verge of destruction, Sakura is sent on a last-resort mission to save her world by travelling to the past. Join her in coping with her old body's shortcomings, testing the natural laws of time, falling in love all over again, and rediscovering who she is. Time-travel. SasuSaku. REAL publication date: Jan 2015

Sakura knew that planning to kill a Kage wouldn't be easy, so abandoning her life was a price she was willing to pay to get the job done. But becoming a pawn in a game she wasn't ready to play had never been part of the plan. "You've always been so foolish, Sakura." Rated M for future content. SasuSaku.

In one world, after defeating his brother, Itachi Uchiha dropped dead, victim of a mysterious disease, and the future of the ninja world was set for the worse. However, in another, Itachi was not sick. From this small difference, many changes will spring, and many plans will be overturned. The path of the last of the Uchiha, and the world itself, will be altered forever.

In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]

The earth holds an inescapable attractive force on the moon, holding it in orbit despite the astronomical effort it puts into moving forward. Sasuke knows this from experience. Post-canon celebratory smut

"The resemblance is... incredible." His revenge and her past collide. [SasuSaku/OroTsuna] CHAPTER XII: Dolor

After years of silence the Akatsuki are active again. Her allies uncertain, the Godaime sends two teams - one for a potential offensive strike and another for covert surveillance. Who would have guessed that Shikamaru and Sakura could fake it as newlyweds so well? ShikaSaku with early (one-sided) hints of SasuSaku. COMPLETE.

Anthology. SasuSaku. Because Sasuke Uchiha is always in a league of his own.

Growing up with a pack of Demons is easy, especially when the older he gets, the more a demon Naruto becomes. But when the pack is killed by shinobi, Naruto vows revenge by learning to use his ever growing Chakra. Meeting team Seven, his journey begins.

Without Hermione's support, Harry finds it harder and harder to break Draco out of his cage. A Dramione with very little Hermione.

When Naruto's father met his mother, his only impression was that a village out there must have been missing its idiot. Minato/Kushina.

All Sakura had wanted to do was bring that sad little garden back to life. She never counted on igniting the curiosity of the infamous Prince Sasuke himself...

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.

Life. Sasuke is back, her team is always gone, and the hospital is a grave. Sakuracentric. Updated weekly. COMPLETE!

Xin Fu and Master Yu do many pointless and idiotic things while the world moves on.

The bird is overloaded, Sanji needs to borrow a bra, Hancock wants to make babies, Luffy is hallucinating... The reunion of the Straw Hats. Crack!fic.

Zoro and Chopper being all brotherly and cute is one of my favorite things, so I claimed them for Set 3 of 30 Pieces. The overall rating may change, depending upon content, but I don't expect there will be more than some mild swearing and violence.

Zuko and Toph commiserate a little. Zuko wins.

Toph has an offer for Iroh. Humor, post-series, one-shot, complete.

In a world where the Fire Nation rules supreme, where allies are really foes and trust is obsolete, where family is a liability and war is known as peace, how will a fragile, fledgling love survive? Sequel to Eclipse.

Sanji's worst nightmare comes true, but this time the Straw Hats won't let their nakama bear it alone. Sanji/Everyone nakamaship. Sanji's POV. Set post-Impel Down, in the New World. Complete!

[AU][SasuSaku] “Do you think this is a game? That fifty four school girls committing mass suicide is funny?” There are no happy endings in this one, just inbetweens.

Mai has a gift for Jounouchi. It's just not anything he expects, or could possibly predict. Jounouchi/Mai.

Luffy decides to give meaningful presents to his crew. Short, sweet, and maybe a *tad* cracky.

SasuSaku. He's not lonely, he says, Because he has her. In which Sakura desperately tries to form a bond, and Sasuke grows more and more attached by the day. He won't admit it, but the truth doesn't lie.

Chapter Twelve-- Noah Puckerman is still in denial and Rachel's wearing a skirt the size of a belt. Final Chapter is up! P/R

Sanji and Zoro introduce modern ideas to a primitive culture. Or something.

Written for the 30 pieces LJ community. Mostly light-hearted, silly stories with Zoro and Nami. T blanket, but each will be marked.

So what happens after you're done saving the world?

They’re all a bit different, in so many different ways. Strawhats and their various quirks, as seen by each of them in turn-no pairings. I'm such a nerd. R&R, time and mind permitting!

Sasuke/Sakura. “I know I said I’d try, Sasuke-kun—but if you continue like this, my heart can only take so much.” “I’ll get you a new heart, then.”

Thirty-six different friendship pairings, told as thirty-six drabbles. Who needs romance when you have nakama? Complete!

What do you get when you mix one drained out pastry chef not to mention, konoha's most notorious playboy--and a few desserts? Sasusaku AU RATED M.

Sokka didn't know why be bothered, but he would do it all the same. Oneshot.

The things a young Fire Lord learns at the beginning of his reign.

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

Forwards & backwards, then up & down. And the non-stop spinning. That's what it feels like. That's how they are together. Sequel to Easy Girl

The fact of the matter is that Naruto was conceived due to a bet. A very simple bet, in fact: to find out whether or not Minato Namikaze was a virgin. And, in the process of finding out, Kushina Uzumaki ended up getting much more than she bargained for.

The end, the beginning and the middle. Puck knows it's not normal but he stops caring about that pretty quickly,

Fifty little drabbles, each based off a single word. Some are deep and thoughtful, and others are just plain meaningless. Includes all nine Straw Hat Pirates. Rated for language.

Minato's the fastest man in Konoha, but Kushina's not afraid to outwit him. Minato x Kushina

Sanji overhears something... interesting... going on between two other members of the crew. Originally written for the OP fanforall. Rated T just to be safe. It really depends on how dirty your mind is!

Fifteen-year-old Sakura never expected to become a traitor to her village, but in a Konoha ruled by Danzou, she has no other choice. Finding her path entangling with the village's most infamous renegade, though, was another story entirely. ItaSaku AU.

It would take exploding pee, a jammed elevator, and phone-sex on conference call to get these two together. — DerekCasey

Sometimes it would be better if Luffy kept his treasures to himself.

Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.

“What the hell happened back there?” Sanji snapped, waving a hand in the direction they had come from. Zoro leaned heavily against a tree and glanced at the blond. “A plant tried to eat us.” Obviously.

Correct file now! Zoro gives directions.

Four members of the Straw Hat crew are forced into a bonding experience. Pun totally intended! Rated T for language and relatively mild naughty humor.

YuAn JouMai "Lovey-dovey parents? Not embarrassing enough. Hair the size of Kilimanjaro? Still not enough. Absolutely no boobs? Nope. My dad going on TV to play a children's card game? Yeah, that'll do it. Argh! Why can't I have normal parents?" Futurefic

Ace pays a visit to the Thousand Sunny and spends some quality bonding time with Sanji.

CRACK. Facebook is addictive, even to ninja. Uchiha Sasuke is annoyed, Uchiha Karin is sad, and Uzumaki Naruto and Haruno Sakura are now engaged. Confused? The MiniFeed has all the answers.

AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.

Derek and Casey get married. Or they try to. It’d help if they stopped filing for divorce halfway through exchanging vows. — DerekCasey

Following the events of episode 378- Sanji tries to play nice for a few days. It backfires a little.

Since his dad and Nora Brady-Bunched it up, his whole life has felt like a giant game of Six Degrees of Casey McDonald. Dasey, futurefic

Sanji bakes some cookies. K for some very mild violence.

Because when they married, he didn't really know how to be a husband. But she had eternity to teach him. Sasuke/Sakura. First year married.

Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?

Who knew Naruto could be such an expert matchmaker, Kakashi could be so cunning and perceptive, and Sakura could ever get over the boy of her dreams? Not Sasuke, that's for sure. Team Seven will never be the same. SasuSaku

Robin wonders about Zoro's sexuality and Nami finds once again, a way to make his life hell. Written for the lolz. NamixZoro.

Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.

Finding One Piece, the Straw Hats leave the Grand Line and return to the the East Blue. But history seems determined to repeat itself, and for the second time in twenty five years Loguetown finds itself hosting the trial of Pirate King. Now Complete!

I was nineteen. I had just passed my Jounin exam. And then I met him..."You conceited, stuckup, selfish, pathetic excuse of a man!" Unfortunately it took four years and a war for us to fall in love. SasuSaku. EDIT: First chapter now available in Vietnamese! Check out my profile for the link.

Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.

Great. This is wonderful. The only people I have left for lovers are my teammates. Fantastic." —SasukeSakura

If I were asked to describe myself I would say: my name is Haruno Sakura. I am a senior. I have pink hair and green eyes. I am known through out the school as Sasuke's first girlfriend. I am also known as his first ex. SasuSaku EDITING

Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.

Oh god. It was like a scene out of Icha Icha Paradise. Team 7 One-shot.

Sequel to Lucky to Be Born. Follow the thoughts of Princess Ursa of the Fire Nation as she copes with the joys and stresses of new motherhood...and watches her husband's slow slide away from her into the madness of ambition.

AU. SasuSaku. She says that he's the most gorgeous man she's ever laid eyes on. He says she's perfection in a picture. They won't say what counts, but it's still love.

Flashfic for Brandi bsloths . Derek and Max throw down, yo. Three guesses why. One-shot.

Cyberpunk!Verse. SasuSaku. The mission was nearly complete when things began to fall apart.

Team 7, legends in the making. Their lives will weave an epic once more. Part Five: The Jounin Exams are under way, and in the midst of the chaos Kakashi's team will be thrust into once more. [SasuSaku, NaruHina]

One-shot. SasuxSaku angst. Suggestive sexual context. Mildly provocative.

When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.

ItaSaku Non Massacre Au. Itachi is impossibly persuasive as ever, Sakura finds herself a reluctant star in Jiraiya's perverted writings, Naruto is plain confused and Sasuke just wishes that he never woke up today.

Zuko and Katara come together one warm afternoon under circumstances not made for ancient Water ballads or great Fire tales: they meet in a ventilation duct. Oneshot, rated M.

Ever since he was a little boy, Orochimaru felt different, and it showed. Called many names by many people, most unpleasant, the one he most longed to hear was girl. Unfortunately, he'd rather die than let anyone know, and this tore her apart.

Kushina Uzumaki is insane.

SasuSaku. Oneshot. Because everyone has a preferred pairing, even Sasuke.

AU. SasuSaku. She's gone unnoticed for forever but suddenly everyone is seeing her, leaving her with one thing to do. Blog it, of course!

Joining Akatsuki...was like dying Hidan had decided. Dark oneshot about Hidan's musings. Rated T for Hidan's mouth!

[SasuSaku][AU] “What are you doing, Karin?” Sakura said, raising an elegant brow. “Is that, like, your supposed bedroom eyes or something?”

You will die, your dog will bite the dust, your cousin will get mugged, your brother will rape you, you will fall down an elevator shaft, your life will forever be better than you ever expected. Good thing this isn’t all for the same person [AU]

NejiSaku It was all because of that stupid dream. Then he just had to go and kiss her. Then all of a sudden he could not seem to get her out of his head. Who would have guessed that Neji was actually such a pervert at heart?

DH SPOILERS. Nineteen years later. We know what happened to Harry and his friends, but what about George Weasley? ONESHOT.

Gen, fluff. It's snowing and Kakashi is determined to spend his vacation day alone and not!brooding. Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura disagree. Post hypothetical end of manga, might be some vague spoilers.

The world was three: Her. Him. And speed. Epilogue SasuSaku

Is she real...or isn't she? They say Sakura's dead but she's standing right there in front of me. SasuSaku

The day before Obito died, he babysat his cousin. The day after Obito died, Itachi cried for the last time. Obito had no idea how much he'd changed Itachi, and the Uchiha clan would pay the price for his good intentions. [Oneshot.]

Sasuke just won't go to bed... What's an older brother to do? Make him of course... slight humor

Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty

It was like a never ending cycle. She never stopped loving and he never stopped hurting. [SasuSaku]

Sakura turned her head. There, standing in the doorway, was Sasuke. Sasuke, her boyfriend, whose eyes were drawn to Sakura's hands on Neji's thigh. Uh oh. [SasuSaku]

A shinobi must be able to see underneath the underneath. Sakura thinks she must have been blind.

Chopper describes a tradition he’d witnessed during his birthdays growing up on a winter island. The crew reacts.

So Kakashi doesn't really get presents on his birthday. This may be because no one knows his birthday. His records are topsecret, and he makes sure they stay that way, even out of ANBU. [Team 7 fluff, set directly after Gaara arc] [1788 words]

Uzumaki compares his son to the sons of the Sand, the Hyuugas and the Uchihas. Humor and Yaoi! :D [Oneshot]

Sasuke and Sakura are both unwillingly thrust into the largest televised kissing contest in the city for charity. Hope someone brought the breath mints.

Snape is Harry's father. No one is happy to hear it. [R due to colorful language, dark themes, and nongraphic violence.]

Fire Lord Ozai has always said that his son was lucky to be born. Zuko takes it as a reproach against his very existence, but what if it was the plain truth? A window into the lives of the Fire Nation's royal family in happier, less perfidious times.

‘Come what come may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day.’ Voldemort’s second rise to power and a part in Shakespeare’s infamous Scottish Play make this fitting for Hermione – especially when she discovers a darker side to Draco Malfoy. PreHBP

Set around ch.307. Spoilers. Trying to fix a three man team has its own quirks for Sakura, especially when there are four people involved.

One fine morning, Tezuka goes to school. Without his glasses.

Sakura, now more than just a Jounin, knew that with her rank came missions...but she never thought she would end up with one particular mission: the only one she knew, deep down, that she could not do. [SasuSaku]

Without Sakura, Team 7 falls apart. Kakashi sees this all too well, and he's almost surprised that he can't accept it. [NaruSasu] [Implied KakaRin] [Hints of NaruSasuSaku]

READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE

What Byakuya thinks about when he's bored. COMPLETE

PostHogwarts. A mission gone wrong strands Draco and Hermione deep underground, with one of them dangerously injured and their escape route prowled by Death Eaters. Will they be rescued? And how will they cope until they are? COMPLETE!

Narcissa watching Draco watch Hermione. She draws some very startling conclusions. One Shot. Complete.

The memories from Team 7 weren't the only things Sasuke left behind when he joined Orochimaru; he had other goodbyes that needed to be said...Pairing: Sasuke X Household plant...no, I'm not kidding.

Kim Possible returns to Middleton High School for her Ten Year Reunion. Chock full of action, suspence, romance, and intrigue. Epilogue part of this COMPLETE, nutritious story.

Ever wondered why Kakashi is always reading Come Come Paradise? OneShot

Itachi visits his nephew, and small talk happens. [Implied SasuSaku]

A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...

Because even Itachi needs to be human sometimes, and she reminds him more than he wants to be. [Two oneshotsdrabbles]

Death isn't all it's cut out to be, as Itachi finds out. [Requested]

[SasuSaku] Oneshot songfict. She's dying, and all he can do is hold her and watch...

Sanji's every day schedule.

[complete] The Sanji-torture fic. Sanji makes a mistake, and Zoro may be his only chance of surviving the consequences.

This is my DHr Valentine's Day request fic. It was for request number 94. I have the request at the bottom if you're curious and cause I'm too lazy to take it off. Umm...there is shrinkage. full body, not cold water There is some side BZGW action.

A SasuSaku songfic with a twist. If you review, don't spoil the ending.

Draco and Hermione do not have a conversation in the library. No, really.

[D/Hr] - Hermione's crush becomes an obsession.