Lol, Toph basically implied that all her best friends (save perhaps Sokka) are either nutso or deprived.
Loved it!

Okay, this was them to a perfection. Absolutely wonderful. I can totally see Toph going about in a way like this, trying to find a new place in the world. And naturally, it's Iroh with the advice at the end. This felt like an extra episode in the series. Fantastic~

This was perfect. Your Toph is perfect, and awesome. Also, Lord Flamey Pants is y new official name for Zuko. Neat!

This is cute. Toph is awesome and it makes perfect sense. I especially love the part with Zuko telling her that the fire nation desperately needs significant work on their foreign policy draft.

Hee! Adorable, and Toph is so delightfully in character.

Hahaha-Toph's too awesome for a normal job. Next big world crisis please!

But gosh, can you imagine Toph as a waitress? Oh mannn...

Nicely written-great characterization!

OMG, are you gonna do a chapter for each of the others, as well? This was fantastic! Catch ya on the flipside, A J.

Haha, this is totally awesome! I think you characterized Toph perfectly! And Iroh too.

Great job!

Very cute, awesome take on Toph. It was like watching the show again.

I know Iroh is very patient, but I can not see this ending well.

Ha! Toph is so sad in an funny way. I liked her interaction with Zuko the best.

Awesome McAwesome sauce, though I'm afraid that being a waitress wouldn't work either...

Very, very funny! I laughed so much it scared my boyfriend.

Good story.

Well for what it's worth, my verdict...is that this is made of awesome.

And it raises an excellent point...what do al these heroes go do when they're done. Crusher of tyrannies etc etc is the sort of job where if you do it well you put yourself out of a job.

There must be some very entertaining bar somewhere at an intersection in the multiverse where starting a fight is a supremely bad idea XD

Peace out and Rock on,

Anzer'ke.