Howdy folks, lemme tell ya a quick story.

Sips Hot Chocolate*

Once upon a time, there was a happy hot chocolate addicted author who had not put anything on his profile, but this was fine because no one actually ever bothered to go to his profile. Then one day, the big bad FF.N was like "Hey you know people are actually visiting your profile now right?" and completely destroyed the poor author's excuse. The author then went and wrote up a profile because he felt bad about jipping out on his readers. The End.

So the moral of the story is: Check out my profile, now with 100% more profile!

~Le Profile~

Le name: Z75, but my internet friends call me Zack (don't know how Z75 turns into Zack, but I ain't complaining)

El Age: Lost count somewhere around 3 and a half

Gender: I'm a Dude... or a microwave... one of the two, I can't remember

Likes: Hot chocolate (Duh), video games, reading, writing, hats, doing nothing, and doing nothing while drinking Hot chocolate

Dislikes: Idiots, overpriced stuff, and when you buy something from a vending machine but it gets stuck

Political opinion: "I hereby nominate myself as the first world ruler, and my first action is to declare all Mondays illegal"

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral (I'm normally chill, but if you touch my Hot coco then you die)

Habitat: "This mysterious creature seems to have completely adapted to life in the great indoors"

Physical appearance: Roguishly Handsome or Handsomely Roguish? The world may never know - AKA: Tall, blond, and scraggly guy who wears hats and who will most likely be found passed out on a couch somewhere

~Le Profile~

Random Junk=

I try to update once every two weeks, but life loves to mess with me so the updates might be off by a day or two.

Constructive criticism is always welcome, general praise is always welcome (Feed my pride!), but if you're just hating on the story for the sake of hating, having no constructive criticism whatsoever, you will be ignored because I'm honestly too lazy to care (I'm an internet veteran, this ain't my first rodeo)

~Le Profile~

Fic Ideas for the future!

(As in I have a Pilot chapter outline for each, but don’t have enough tread to form a full story from it yet)

From Ear to Ear

“Izuku Midoria smiled. No matter what happened, he would always force himself to smile and push through, like just like AllMight... but now... now he didn't need to force anything- no- after meeting AllMight face to face he finally understood that life, everything he'd been through, was all just one big Joke! One giant, hilarious, joke- the irony of which had him rocking everything he thought about it. But there was just one problem, all the people who had been playing along so well, apparently hadn't realized the joke... so it would be up to him to open their eyes.”

/Villain MC, pseudo-insanity, manipulations, mind games, lying is bad, stereotypical Villain Deku fic, kinda bland so I added a shit ton of broken philosophy for seasoning, V dark themes/

Out of Luck and out of Time

“Alvin York wasn’t a lucky man, he had long since accepted this fact. He had been born with black magic in his veins, a curse that he had to keep hidden for fear of being lynched by a mob, nonetheless when the U.S. was pulled into the second great war, he gladly heeded the call of duty. Unfortunately he underestimated just how bad his luck could be, when he’s blasted by a German soldier 100 years into the future. Now he’s surrounded by mutants, people openly using their dark magic, an- Wait he’s in WHAT country!?.”

/Time travel, WW2 shit, a good bit of comedy, really don’t know where I’d take this if I ever decided to pick it up, the damn thing came to me in a dream/

Shadow of a Dead Empire

“Quirks came to the world and brought only violence and ash with them, they allow madmen to run around with unstoppable power, they were responsible for the near collapse of society, they're mere existence and abhorrent convenience stifles technological development. They are a curse that should be destroyed. This was truth, but despite this, only one group understood it. They were the rich, they were the powerful, they were the rulers of the world, and they sought to save their world. They failed. Now, 200 years later, a certain Izuku is about to stumble right onto something long thought dead... something that perhaps, should have stayed that way. Puritatem Veritatis!”

/Secret Society, politics, power struggles, potential red-pilling, fill-in lore to try to round out cannon, surprisingly the one on the list with the most potential for a long running story/

A Devil on the Shoulder

“Izuku is quirkless, weak, and desperate for a way to pass the U.A. entrance exam when he stumbles upon a dusty old book in a scam artist’s shop, claiming to hold ancient magics. Unfortunately our aspiring hero is about to learn the hard way that the cartoons were wrong about magic, and when you make a deal with the devil... you have to hold up your end.”

/Magic, dark arts, Lē Void, inspired by the sheer potential of sentient quirks and the series barely touching it/

Behold! A True Hero!

"Being born with a quirk is a special thing- and something most take for granted, being born with two is exceedingly rare and a fantasy for many, being born with three is unheard of and a medical impossibility, which is why when a child is born with Five the whole world freaked out. News stories, articles, interviews, Headlines that practically popped off the page, 'The Greatest Future Hero?', 'The Next All-Might?'. It was the type of thing that got you pushed into the hero industry with a personally signed scholarship to UA by AllMight himself. Good thing then for John, that everyone was so caught up in the fact he had five quirks they didn't actually bother to look at what they were. Dust Mote Manipulation, The ability to raise your body temperature by exactly 1 degree Fahrenheit, how the hell was he supposed to fight with these!? How about lying, that's a good tick! Bullshit and Bravado time! Maybe if everyone's distracted by his monologue and shiny armor, they won't notice the villains sneaking away..."

/Comedy, Fake it 'till you make it BS, MC's been pushed waaaaay out of his depth, Meant to act as the narrative opposite to Izuku/