![]() Author has written 8 stories for Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, and Avatar: Last Airbender.
Stories in progress: Fort Sa-Re: Son of the great cow ~ SYOC (closed) Future stories: Miraculous in York (title will change) - (Miraculous Ladybug) The rage of Adrestia - (Father Brown mysteries) The fall of Icarus -(Father Brown mysteries) Fort Sa-Re: 2 (title will change) - (Percy Jackson) - Fort Sa-Re series (2/4) Miracula Romae - (Miraculous Ladybug) - Roman Miraculous wielders Spirit Walker's Legacy - (Chronicles of Ancient Darkness) Post this on your profile if you hate racism! The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... THINGS YOU SHOULD DO AT LEAST ONCE IN YOUR LIFE 1) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly. 2) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!" 3) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future. 4) Put a Dora doll in the middle of Walmart. When someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING". 5) Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread. 6) Go to Petsmart and buy bird seed. Then ask the clerk how long it will take the birds to grow. 7) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy. 8) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment. 9) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!" 10) Follow strangers around a store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant. 11) Come late to school and when the teacher asks why say your pet rock had a seizure. 12) Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!" 13) Buy an ice cream, ask the cashier if they believe in unicorns then squish the cone on your forehead. 14) Go to a library and ask for a book on how to read. 15) Go to Walmart and hide in a bathroom stall when someone opens it say WELCOME TO NARNIA!! 16) Go jump on a random guys back and yell (THE SKY IS FALLING RUN MAN RUN) and see what happens. 17) Run through a police station and yell " I finally escaped from prison!" . 18) Go to McDonalds and ask for directions to Burger King. 19) Go in a Dressing room at Walmart, and yell " OH NO, There's no toilet paper left !!" 20) Make a cardboard car and wait in a carwash line, acting if everything's normal. 21) Drive a tricycle past a cop while drinking a juice pouch screaming "YOU CAN'T CATCH ME". 22) Take a stuffed animal to the vet. 23) In a public place, hold up a box of cheerios and yell "FREE DONUT SEEDS!". 24) Go to McDonalds and ask for fries without the potatoes. |